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since evolution does not exist we will not be allowing any discussion about that false theory in this forum or website.

that does not mean that science cannot be discussed but it does mean that any mentioning of evolution is out. when scientists see reactions in their experiemnts, they are NOT seeing evolution in action but the result of God's creative work under the influence of the sin and corruption that entered the world at adam's sin.

that also means that there is no such thing as evolutionary biology, there is simply biology and this idea applies to all fields related to science.

do not bring evolutionary ideas into the forum, bring the truth and evolution, the process, the thinking is NOT the truth.

archaeologist, Dakota's Christian Forum 48 Comments [3/31/2011 3:28:37 AM]
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#1273223
Jack Bauer

It's so nice to see such an open mind expressing itself...

3/31/2011 4:12:49 AM

#1273236


Any other science you don't like, archaeologist? What happens if you find an artefact more than 6,000 years old?

3/31/2011 4:43:06 AM

#1273243
Raised by Horses


3/31/2011 4:58:12 AM

#1273244
dionysus

So we can just declare things to be untrue and that's that, no further discussion? Fine, in that case I declare that the Bible is completely false from the first word to the last. This means that Christians can no longer quote any scripture.

3/31/2011 4:59:39 AM

#1273251
Mister Spak

Also there will be no discussion about the round earth theory. This is a Satanic deception that started in 1492. Rand McNalley has been promoting it ever since.


3/31/2011 5:09:05 AM

#1273252
Canadiest

Since he calls himself archaeologist I'm guessing he's one of those armchair "flood theory" archaeologists who have studied a few creationists "theories". You know Hovind, Ham and that lot.

He can't handle the truth so he dismisses it immediateley as a forum rule. Probably cutting archaeology rebuttles too, especially facts and links to real findings.

3/31/2011 5:20:27 AM

#1273259
Dexter

Discussing biology without any reverences to the theory of evolution?

Makes totally sense...

3/31/2011 5:29:46 AM

#1273285
Doubting Thomas

So... I guess there won't be any discussion of science on your forum then?

Funny when I was reading this I kept thinking of Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes talking about heresy. This is just some "if we ignore it than it doesn't exist" burying your head in the sand.

3/31/2011 6:21:18 AM

#1273286
TGRwulf

If you can't dispute the other side, censor the shit out of them.

3/31/2011 6:21:28 AM

#1273288
Anon-e-moose

"since evolution does not exist we will not be allowing any discussion about that false theory in this forum or website"

What colour is the sky in your dimension? Funny then, that the Conservative Christian Judge John E. Jones III did allow discussion about 'that false theory' in the forum that was the Federal Court in the case of Kitzmiller vs. Dover in 2005. And not in a 'Funny-ha-ha' way, neither.

The rest is legal, and therefore Constitutional history.

And mayhaps that's precisely the reason why you're not allowing discussion of Evolution in your forum, 'archaeologist' (oh, the irony!)

As far as the Constitution - and thus the law of the land that is the US - is concerned, Evolution is fact. Creationism is lies.

The law says so.

Therefore as far as the whole country (apart from the domestic Madrassas that is 'hoemskuling'), nay the rest of Planet Earth is concerned, the whole Evolution vs. Creation debate is over.



Must be cold in that river in Egypt eh archaeologist, and every other fundie in that forum?

Short of taking over the White House, Capitol Building, and Supreme Court (lol, US armed forces), that's what the law says, which - according to what Romans 13:1-5 states - you must obey.

That's how things roll here on Planet Reality. Deal with it.

--EDIT--

I hereby nominate this quote for the 'Denial: It's Not Just A River In Egypt' Award.

3/31/2011 6:23:03 AM

#1273294
Atheissimo

'since Christianity does not exist we will not be allowing any element of it to permeate the government, or to grant freedom from taxation'

Happy?

3/31/2011 6:26:47 AM

#1273295
Xotan

Dumb. Just dumb. If I may be allowed an Americanism this once.

@ Mister Spak

In the light of what you say, I reckon then that the US is just a figment my imagination.

3/31/2011 6:29:07 AM

#1273296
Doctor Whom

Since my belief system is so true, the only way to deal with any reality that contradicts it is the Argumentum ad Banhammerum.

3/31/2011 6:29:09 AM

#1273304
Jack Bauer

That forum is worth a visit.

I feel sorry for John the Atheist, who got his ass edited out of it (for breaking forum rules!) a number of times.

3/31/2011 6:44:29 AM

#1273307
tmarcl

Wow. Just, wow.

3/31/2011 6:55:14 AM

#1273310
Godless heathen

Words escape me. That's just too ridiculous for words

3/31/2011 7:01:42 AM

#1273316
Goosey

Something not existing is not sufficient grounds for banning discussion of it. Who ever heard of any forum banning discussion of unicorns, griffons, wookiees or Belgium?

Even if we pretend evolution doesn't exist, your argument still makes no sense.

3/31/2011 7:25:54 AM

#1273318
meh

'Denial its not just a river in Egypt award' seconded and might I add freedom of speech anyone? or are fundies against the constitution......oh wait never mind

*note I am not American so please correct me if I am wrong

seriously how can they call it a forum if not all views are allowed to be expressed from credible sources no less?

3/31/2011 7:29:26 AM

#1273323
vaiyt

We can discuss science, as long as it's not evolution.

And geology.

And astronomy.

And ancient history.

etc.

3/31/2011 7:44:02 AM

#1273328
aaa

Good job proving that you have no idea how shit works.

3/31/2011 7:50:18 AM

#1273343
snide

And the word Revolution shall become R.

3/31/2011 8:14:16 AM

#1273349
Canadia

Dakota's Christian Forum will BROOK NO DISSENT!

3/31/2011 8:19:54 AM

#1273350
Anon-e-moose

"do not bring evolutionary ideas into the forum"

So even discussion of the latest models (and thus the new technical innovations therein) of the cars made by Mitsubishi is out, then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Lancer_Evolution

3/31/2011 8:21:51 AM

#1273356
Brendan Rizzo

Wow. Utterly silencing all debate. How very theocratic and totalitarian of you. You're the lowest of the low, "archaeologist".

3/31/2011 8:56:41 AM

#1273358
Arts_Myth

Isn't this technically known as "Argumentum ad 'La-la-la-la-la-I-can't-hear-you'"?

3/31/2011 9:00:54 AM
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