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Quote# 81615

[Matt]

Atheists! if the bible is not true why are there Christians?


[Angry Noodle]
" Christians! If the Koran isn't true, then why are there Muslims?"


[Matt]
the KORAN is not true.



Matt, Y! answers 100 Comments [5/31/2011 3:05:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 119
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#1294657
Saladin

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5/31/2011 3:14:15 AM

#1294658
A Liberal Scumbag

uh...
ok?

5/31/2011 3:14:44 AM

#1294661
towey

Atheists! if the bible is not true why are there Christians? Because you touch yourself at night.

5/31/2011 3:29:53 AM

#1294663


But then why are there Muslims?

5/31/2011 3:36:42 AM

#1294665
nutbunny

Too dumb to recognise it's own reflection

5/31/2011 3:39:14 AM

#1294668
From the frozen north, Death cometh

Conservatives! If Das Kapital isn't true why are there still Marxists?

5/31/2011 3:43:33 AM

#1294669
Mr Blur

Neither is true; there are christians and muslims because there is no limit to the amount of deluded nonsense that people will believe.

5/31/2011 3:43:34 AM

#1294672
Tempus

And somehow, in Matt's mind, this makes perfect logical sense.

5/31/2011 3:48:48 AM

#1294673
Dharmabum

Matt: If aardvarks aren't true, then why are there hammers?

5/31/2011 3:55:25 AM

#1294674
Etiene

Isn't there a test for the intelligence of animals wherein they're observed to see if the recognise their own reflection? Only a couple of species pass I believe.

Apparently this strand of humanity isn't one of them.

5/31/2011 4:17:15 AM

#1294680
Raised by Horses

Oh... of COURSE. It all makes sense now.

Let's try that again. The Koran is wrong and the Bible is right because...?

5/31/2011 4:50:53 AM

#1294684
Mister Spak

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

5/31/2011 4:58:40 AM

#1294691
Passerby

That's a level of stupid I'm hard pressed to mock without pangs of guilt.

5/31/2011 5:07:16 AM

#1294696
Dyz

LOL

5/31/2011 5:10:52 AM

#1294699
Sadhuman

It's just so stupid. My brain is on fire from this amount of stupid. How can someone make such an argument and not understand how stupid it is.

5/31/2011 5:16:23 AM

#1294700
random

ts ts, you guys shouldn't mock a guy with mental disorder.

This is just mean >:(

5/31/2011 5:27:15 AM

#1294702
Arts_Myth

My brain done gone asploded, and is leaking out my ears.

pretty lights...

5/31/2011 5:30:10 AM

#1294707
Doctor Fishcake

If A is true, then B is true.

A is true.

A is not true.

5/31/2011 5:52:07 AM

#1294709
Doubting Thomas

So then... there are no Muslims in the world? The point flew so far over Matt's head, he'll need a deep space probe to find it.

5/31/2011 5:59:49 AM

#1294710
meh

what the hell is this???? and isn't it Qua'ran?

5/31/2011 6:03:00 AM

#1294711
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Matt is funditard and so he posts his stupidity. No surprise there.

The surprising thing is, the responses on Y!answers are almost all rational and humorist responses akin to FSTDT comments, not just more fundified reinforcement like you often find at Yahoo-sponsored sites.

5/31/2011 6:03:00 AM

#1294715
JSS

Another troll resorting to stupidity with nothing to back it up.

5/31/2011 6:15:16 AM

#1294721
TGRwulf

And there goes the point. Right over Matt's head.

5/31/2011 6:21:20 AM

#1294723
gay deist

hahaha love that most of the answers lambasted this guy. Christians, agnostics, and atheists alike!


5/31/2011 6:25:49 AM

#1294729
Argle Bargle

Fundie tries to use Y!A as a personal pulpit, fails hillariously.

5/31/2011 6:33:33 AM
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