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But, as the post title implies, the Edmonton Slutwalk girls have gone a step further. They are explicitly passing themselves off as sluts. This is fortunate, as it means that now we can start bringing the legal and moral force of society to bear upon them. To re-iterate:
Every woman marching in the Edmonton Slut Walk is publicly declaring herself a slut. This means every woman there desires sex with any and all partners. Any sexual activity you initiate with them comes with implied consent. They cannot say no, and if they do understand all their 'no's mean yes. They are all asking for it. They want it bad. Now. From you. Go get 'em!

Now if you disagree, if you think that's not what this is about at all, then two things come to mind:

1. If a bunch of women stand on the street claiming that they are shoe shiners, and they refuse to shine your shoes, you not only have a false advertising charge you can lay on them, but also discriminatory business practices. Women claiming to be nymphomaniacs who can't get enough may just find themselves having to explain why they are so prudish.
2. By their own admission, they are lying bitches. The worst kind of woman. All marching on the street. Together.

If your wife is one of them, I'm very very sorry. Maybe a good rape might make her a little more manageable around the house.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child, The Third Edge of the Sword 161 Comments [6/16/2011 3:49:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 386
Submitted By: David
WTF?! || meh

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That is not how sexual promiscuity works, you raging toolbag.

Consenting to one (or multiple) sexual encounter(s) of her choice =/= consenting to any and every sexual encounter ever

Why is sexual agency so hard to understand for some people?

6/16/2011 4:06:39 AM

Doctor Whom

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the point, going waaaaaay over your head.

6/16/2011 4:07:31 AM


...The fuck? He actually encourages men to rape these women? What a psycho.

6/16/2011 4:15:33 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

If the sluttiest slut who ever slutted says "No" it still means no.

And you're still a low-life scumbag want-to-be rapist who can't cope with the fact that no one, slut or saint, would touch your pole with a 100-ft. pole.

6/16/2011 4:24:28 AM


6/16/2011 4:33:51 AM

Head of the conspiracy

Uh, no. I can say "I really fucking love cake", but anyone who force-feeds me cake is still doing wrong.

6/16/2011 4:46:06 AM

Mister Spak

It's a good thing you're a christian, because if you weren't you would have nothing to stop you from being an atheist and going on a rape orgy rampage

6/16/2011 4:50:33 AM


No one EVER 'asks' to be raped, you fucking idiot.

Plus you COMPLETELY miss the point of Slutwalk. It's being done in response to a police officer who said off the cuff that women should 'just not dress slutty' if they don't want to be raped, ignoring the fact that the vast majority of rapes aren't done by strangers on the street who are suddenly compelled to rape because they saw some skin, they're done by people the woman knows already, regardless of what she's wearing.

Of course, most of this would go straight over your small brain if someone ever tried to explain it to you, I'm afraid.

6/16/2011 4:56:27 AM

The Jamo

Thank you for establishing your level of stupidity. Please proceed to the next chamber where you get to board a submarine with a screen door.

6/16/2011 5:21:19 AM


That last line... Poe, please.

6/16/2011 5:28:20 AM

I literally cannot believe what I'm reading. I hope he dies.

6/16/2011 5:28:27 AM


Apparently he got her brains and his looks.

6/16/2011 5:35:01 AM

Cid Highwind


6/16/2011 5:51:43 AM

Doubting Thomas

Slut = A woman who sleeps with anyone in town but you.

Just because the OP couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons doesn't mean that women deserve to be raped.

And really, how is someone else's sex life any of your business? Seems like it's always the ones who aren't having sex who are pissed off at the ones who are.

6/16/2011 5:51:59 AM


Where's our Sexists Say The Darndest Things already?

6/16/2011 6:02:13 AM


@ Mr Spak
I've admired your work a long time now. But this isn't your best contribution. There's nothing in the post or his biography to suggest he's Chrisitan. Admittedly I haven't read all his blog posts, stomach's not that strong, but still.

6/16/2011 6:03:32 AM


its not fundy. just really fucked up and sexist. we should have a special section for these by now shouldnt we?

6/16/2011 6:21:28 AM


If your wife is one of them, I'm very very sorry. Maybe a good rape might make her a little more manageable around the house.

I hope you get cancer, you prick.

6/16/2011 6:43:13 AM


A "good" rape? What the hell are you talking about, you prick? How about we send you to prison and get you a "good" rape to make YOU more manageable?

Sluts may like to have sex, but that doesn't imply that people who dress like sluts DESERVE or ASK to be attacked and raped. You need to get your ideas straight, boyo.

6/16/2011 6:45:03 AM


Way to miss the point....Someone please assure me this is a Poe so I don't spend all day curled in the fetal position weeping.

6/16/2011 6:45:58 AM

Allegory for Jesus

The entire point of the Slutwalk is to stand against the idea that women with libidos as strong as men are somehow deserving of scorn. Thanks for missing the point and becoming part of the problem, fucktard!

Also: likes to have sex a lot =/= forced to have sex with anyone who asks.

6/16/2011 6:46:57 AM


Not Christian fundie, but looks to be conservitard fundie. I crawled the blog despite my crawling skin. Another post from the Love Child:

"From 2006: Edmonton gangster loving girls refuse to acknowledge that sometimes girls like Lily Tran are murdered because she wanted to be a rich gangster's boyfriend and paid the price

As I wrote at the time:

Remember thug-girls, the bling bling makes you feel great for a bit, and then your drug-dealing boyfriends get you pumped full of lead. Remember that when you turn down guys like me for the 50-Cent dream:"

Looks like we have one of those black-and-white thinkers here. Consequences for some "justify" consequences for all. A small man with an axe to grind, and/or diligently suppressed asocial urges of his own is my guess.

6/16/2011 6:55:39 AM


No still means No.. douchebag.

6/16/2011 6:57:54 AM



Actually he gives a link to his facebook which does indeed say he is Christian.

6/16/2011 6:59:55 AM


"But, as the post title implies, the Edmonton Slutwalk girls have gone a step further. They are explicitly passing themselves off as sluts."

"If your wife is one of them, I'm very very sorry. Maybe a good rape might make her a little more manageable around the house."

Fay-nman and Cunter's Love Child is one of 4chan /a/'s internet misogynists:

Obvious troll is obvious.

"They are all asking for it. They want it bad. Now. From you. Go get 'em!

But only in his dreams. Virgin in perpetuity case, if I ever saw one. For every other normal, decent, civilised male, just two words: self control.

And only if said women consent to it first.


Who better than George Takei to say that, eh?

6/16/2011 7:03:42 AM
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