But most don’t think about that. I had a gal at work who said she had no problem with “Gays”. At which I quickly said ..”Then you don’t have a problem knowing a man puts his frontage in someones butt”.
Her arms flung out with a cry of Ewwwww-wwww! So it rather put things in the right perspective as far as I’m concerned. She didn’t take it further either...had she done so I would have asked her why she chose to become a supporter of sodomites.
Call it what it is and people have a very different reaction. Same with killing unborn children.
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I think her reaction had more to do with your sudden, aggressive, and very graphic steering of the conversation while spitting and starting to foam at the mouth. I can't help but imagine you pelvic thrusting in her direction for dramatic effect, and that only makes it worse.
Seriously, if you were talking about a night out with your girlfriend and transitioned smoothly from cuddling on the couch and taking in a movie after a romantic dinner to her spontaneously pulling down your pants and blowing you with very in-depth detail it would have gotten the same reaction.
Someone doing something you find disgusting =/= something that is universally illegal.
You don't like the thought of buttsex, here's a clue, don't think about buttsex.
I know this'll go over your head, but how would you like it if someone thinks up disgusting things you do in the bedroom, regardless if you may do them or not, and use it as an excuse to make your sex life political?
P.S. I call straw man...well straw woman.
He sure thinks ab out butt sex a lot. I wonder when he goes to sleep at night does he dream of butt sex, does he see butt sex on TV all the time?
Odds are he'll become so sexually repressed that he'll join an "Super Adventure Club" cult and start raping people in the butt.
Men pee with their penises, which are covered with bacteria. Then they put 'em in womens' vaginas, which are also full of bacteria. Once a month, sticky red fluid comes out of the woman. I won't even get into all the kinds of infections both parties can have.
See? I can gross you out with heterosexual sex, too.
Frontage?!?!?
Ignoring the way two lovers please each other in the privacy of their own homes (which may or may not include anal sex, without regard to the genders of either partner) what about, you know, everything else about them?
I bet I'd get the same reaction from you if I described a pap smear in detail. Then again, you probably don't support women's health care anyway.
Most people know how gay sex works, most choose not to discuss it in detail, especially in the work place. She was probably more disgusted that you brought up anal sex at work, and you'll be lucky if she didn't immediately fire off an email to the HR manager about it.
I swear, these anti-gay Christians are so damn gay. I mean, they think about cock more than gay men do. I'll bet there are actual homosexuals who look at these people and go, "Hey, no offense meant to myself and all, but you guys are fucking gay."
Whoa-ho-ho hold the phone! You mean anal sex is part of some gay relationships?
The "gal" you refer to either hasn't thought her personal opinions through very thoroughly (a bad thing no matter where you lie on the spectrum) or was messing with you.
Leave it to a Free Republic poster to talk openly about man-on-man buttsex at work.
If a coworker used graphical imagery about anal sex, at work, with me I'd probably go eewwwww too.
You know, unless he or she was really hot.
Well, heterosexuals have anal sex as well. It's a very common motif in porn (so I'm told, I wouldn't know of course). And as for that girl, I think she was just reacting to you and your inappropriate language rather than to the "gays" themselves.
But I agree, let's call things what they are: homophobia, religious fanaticism, irrational nonsense, would-be theocratic fascism.
The implications of this mind-boggingly dumb argument are quite far-reaching if you think about it.
Let's apply the "ick" test to the following activities:
-Childbirth: Illegal
-Open heart surgery: Illegal
-War: Illegal
-Capital punishment: Illegal
-Your city sewage system: Illegal
-Septic tank pumping businesses: Illegal
-Yeast infections: Illegal
-Menstrual cycles: Illegal
-Taking a shit: Illegal
-Popping a dislocated joint back in: Illegal
-Sex with John Boehner: Illegal
-Farting in bed and trapping your partner under the covers: Funny, but the law is the law.
@ ShadowNet
... does he see butt sex on TV all the time?
Whilst wanking, I'd bet. They see evil in everything, 666 coded in book titles, obsess over anything even remotely gay. It seems to be what they think about is on their minds all the time. More so than Jeebus.
The sexual act, be it heterosexual or homosexual does not necessarily consist in penile penetration. Nor are many heterosexual women averse to anal sex. Even some heterosexual men are quite fond of stimimulation of the prostate via the anus. And not all homosexual men care for, or engage in anal sex. Besides, those who do tend to clean the anal passage meticulously. Ever heard of an enema? Obviously not. This is reality Caww. Like it or not.
BTW, I am not at all convinced that this 'gal' you mention isn't entirely a figment of your sewer-like imagination. People are much more than sex objects, and to see them purely in terms of bodily functions cheapens you, not people. Nor is there any logical link with abortion. To draw that in shows a sense of the inadequacy of your original contentiom. You are pathetic and sewer-minded. altogether a disgusting specimen.
"And then I took out my razor sharp wit and told her..."
Yeah, you told her a thing or two. I know a guy who actually says that 'razor sharp wit' line when he's bragging on telling somebody off. It's damn lame. He's Dwight Schrute, in the flesh. A legend in his own mind.
It's probably never occurred to caww that her reaction may not have been "Eww, gays are icky," but rather "Eww, you're a creep."
But most don’t think about that. I had a gal at work who said she had no problem with "Guys". At which I quickly said ..”Then you don’t have a problem knowing I put my frontage into this girl I picked up last nights butt?”
Her arms flung out with a cry of Ewwwww-wwww! So it rather put things in the right perspective as far as I’m concerned. She didn’t take it further either...had she done so I would have asked her why she chose to become a supporter of sodomites.
Of course I was let go the next day for sexual harassment and inappropriate workplace behavior. :(
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@derpmaster, I'd be bold enough to say that capital punishment, at least the way it's administered, wouldn't be illegal by these standards. While there is some debate as to whether the condemned is in any pain during the last moments of his/her life, it's not outwardly disgusting.
Me: I don't have a problem with gays.
caww: Then you don't have a problem knowing a man puts his frontage in someone's butt.
Me: Of course not. Why should I?
Hey, there are lots of ways people go about having sex that I have a bit of eeeew reaction to. There are plenty of people that I don't want to ever think about having sex. However, the fact that something squicks me is not a solid foundation for legislating morality.
Mudak
@derpmaster, I'd be bold enough to say that capital punishment, at least the way it's administered, wouldn't be illegal by these standards. While there is some debate as to whether the condemned is in any pain during the last moments of his/her life, it's not outwardly disgusting.
You know, that is actually a rather good point. It's true that lethal injection isn't particularly grotesque aesthetically, but Utah has actually executed death row inmates via firing squad as recently as last year. Apparently three inmates had chosen to be executed in that fashion during sentencing and were grandfathered in after Utah switched to lethal injection in 2004, and he (Ronnie Lee Gardner) was the first.
There are also still plenty of countries around the world that administer the death penalty in gruesome fashion, but that's kind of getting outside the scope of my primary objective: making fun of Freepers.
I can't help but laugh at you and your coworker, caww.
Right now, nothing can dim my joy.
NEW YORK JUST LEGALIZED SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.
We're winning. We will continue to fight -- and WIN -- until we're as "equal" as you are. It doesn't fuckin' matter if some gay men want to put their dicks in their partner's ass -- some straight dudes will put their dicks in a woman's ass. We will win this thing, because the sex act isn't what matters here. It is love; it has always been love.
Rationalist- I see no problem with people who find happiness in a relationship with someone of their same gender, so long as they take precautions and don't hurt anybody else.
Obsessed Fanatic- Ohh! Gays stick their wee wees up other people's buttholes! They all have a fecal fetish! ALL gays do or want to do this, and they're all AIDS infested disease bags that insist on raping children. I've researched the worst of the worst of gay sex. No heterosexual couple would even think of engaging in something so vile!
Third person- Another stereotype-obsessed bag of hot air fascinated by the mechanics of 'buttsecks'?
Rationalist- Yep.
I could describe heterosexual sex in much more disgustingly graphic terms, but I won't, because that doesn't really appeal to me.
Since I don't find the idea of heterosexual sex all that attractive, I don't think or talk about it all the time. In fact, I don't even have to concern myself with what straight people do in their bedrooms at all, so I mind my own business, and it never bothers me.
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I know that gay guys put their penises into other guy's butts. I just happen to not care.
Call it what it is and people have a very different reaction. Same with killing unborn children.
Which is why you pro-life idiots think that if you keep holding up signs with aborted fetuses on them outside abortion clinics, then it will shock people into being against abortion. But in reality it just makes you people look sick.
Caww has never had his prostate tickled. There's a reason it's called the "male G-spot."
When a father asked his gay son, "So, what exactly is it you guys do?" The son replied, "You know all those things you wish mom would do?"
I had a gal at work who said she had no problem with "Christians."
At which I quickly said "then you don't have a problem knowing people who get together and pretend to eat the flesh and drink the blood from somebody they pretend to sacrifice on an altar. Right? And they love to look at pictures of him being tortured, half naked."
Her arms flung out with a cry of "Ewwwww-wwww! Oh barf, those Christians are gross!"
Call it what it is and people have a very different reaction.
I'm toying with the notion of opening a Freeper account and posting excerpts from Mein Kampf (suitably laundered to remove German specifics), and seeing how many Freepers agree with them.
Then again, I have a life.
But most don't think about that. I had a guy at work who said he had no problem with "Christians." At which I quickly said .. "Then you don't have a problem with knowing a Christian puts his brain in his ass and calls it faith.
His arms flung out with a cry of Ewwww-ww. So it rather put things in perspective as far as I'm concerned. He didn't take it further either ...had he done so I would have asked him why he chose to become a supporter of mysogynistic and murderous sociopaths.
I find it difficult to believe that a normal adult in this day and age isn't at least aware of what goes in a bedroom.
Either your co-worker is an especially dim one, or else you're making shit up. I'm inclined to believe it's the latter.
Caww, do you think it's gross when countries start wars against defenseless countries that posed no threat to anyone?
As long as it's safe and consensual, I couldn't care less what adults want to do in bed. There are people who are grossed out by all sexual acts.
So you don’t have a problem knowing a man puts what he pees with where a woman bleeds out every month?
See? I can make het sex gross, too.
Let's put things into perspective. You eat bodily parts and drink blood of someone in a ritual that you consider an atonement of your sins. And this act somehow makes you pure....????
Call it what it is, and people have a very different reaction.
It's a good thing you don't work with me because you would have had an entirely different reaction and response. I'm not gay but there are a lot of sexual activities that heterosexual couple engage in that I'm willing to be would get an "Eeeeww" out of you. In fact, you sound like the kind of closed-minded bigot for whom sex is strictly a penis-to-vagina act meant for procreation purposes.
You can't take you ignorant sanctimonious Bronze-Age mentality and shove it up you ass.
@His4Life - I think Xotan meant what if God wants you to bend over and take it?
Calling it what it is would be calling it sex. What you did was detail what happens.
Honestly, you fundies think more about gay sex than actual gay people do.
”Then you don’t have a problem knowing a man puts his frontage in someones butt”.
Nope, I don't.
FYI, some dudes are just as disgusted by the idea of sticking their penises into a vagina as you are by the idea of sticking yours into an ass. People have different preferences, get over it.
And what of all the straight men who want to stick their penises into a girl's ass?
@ His4Life
Good luck to you then. I sincerely hope that you achieve it.
Personally I cannot go beyond the gravest doubt that there is a Deity and that there is such a state as eternal bliss. My life's expecience has been such as to lead me away from a blind acceptance of what is taught in Christianity. In the opera Otello we hear: 'Credo in un Dio crudele' (I believe in a cruel God). Rather than live with that kind of burden I prefer to leave open the whole question as something that cannot be answered in this life. My credo is to lead my life in such a way that I harm nobody, help where I can, and share my talents as generously as possible without any thought of return.
But I am still intrinsically evil as far as fundamentalist belief would have it, and all for a situation that was a given - not of my choice. The fundamentalist insistence that I am living a lifestyle and do so deliberately is insulting as it maligns my integrity and truthfulness. Take my word for it, nobody would willingly choose what was a life far more difiicult than that experienced by others. If it was a case of being accepted in society or be a pariah, which choice would you make? And why would anyone choose to be an outcast? [Happily things have changed now!] If there were a creator, apart from my physical parents, then He/It either failed in some way, or made that choice for me.
I know you will likely not believe or accept a word I say, but perhaps something will penetrate into your mind that may make you less judgemental, more understanding, wiser. and less cock-sure of your salvation. that is the sin of presumption, is it not?
If one follows a highway that runs through my town beyond municipal boundaries, one will eventually arrive at an intersection with a street called "Frontage Road". I will never be able to pass that street sign without laughing now that that word has been used as a euphemism for "penis". Curse you, caww, curse you.
@ Bollox:
I seriously suggest that you go through with that plan (but you would have to take precautions to avoid having anyone accidentally quote you on FSTDT).
Do you know what a woman's "frontage" does Caww? It can piss, fart, and bleed, and sometimes at the same time.
Now, how is that any less disgusting?
Xotan, I understand where you are coming from and I don't have a problem with it. All of us are born with an inclincation to sin, and that inclination manifests differently in different people. I am tempted by things you likely aren't, like substance abuse. However, in Christ, we can all find forgiveness, whether we are gay, straight or anything in between.
Whoanelly, no, I am covered in the blood of Christ and Satan has no power over me. I'm afraid that will be you if you don't repent. The Old Testament actually does describe sodomy as one of the punishments in hell, but it is mistranslated as "shame" in most of our English Bibles. The type of "shame" in question is specifically a homosexual shame and refers to the ancient practice of generals sodomizing prisoners of war, which was common in the ancient world. When ancient texts talk about "taking the gate of my enemy," many times they mean a literal city gate, but often they refer to this practice as well.
"Frontage"? It's called a PENIS...you wont explode into flames if you said it.
Oh, B.O., barfing, dirty diapers, garbage, burping, tile scum, slaughterhouses & pooping are gross, too....where's the big fundie movement to ban THAT?
"Then you don’t have a problem knowing a man puts his frontage in someones butt”.
Nope, no problem here. In fact, I find videos of gay sex rather erotic.
I have no problem with men putting their "frontage" (I like to say PENIS! it's fun) in another man's butt. (shouldn't it be "backage"?)
In fact, I've had frontage in my backage and it felt rather nice :D
What a man does with his 'frontage' is his business, and his bed partner's business, and no one else.
Embryos aren't 'children'
@ SpukiKitty:
Haven't you learned by now? The fundies don't care about that other stuff because they do it all the time. They just want to feel better about themselves because they know that they will never put their dicks up the asses of other men, and so if gay sex were made illegal, they would feel better than "those criminals". It's the same thing that makes born-again Christians so obnoxious: they have a compulsive desire to be inherently better than other people?
hmm. So apparently you have a problem with two people engaged in a loving and committed relationship. See, the thing is, there are a lot of disgusting things, and ways to make nearly anything sound disgusting. But how disgusting something may seem to you has no logical implication on its legality. So what you really have to look at is the most salient point, and in the case of gay people, that would be their relationship, not how they have sex.
At which I quickly said ..”Then you don’t have a problem knowing a man puts his frontage in someones butt”.
No, no, no, the correct terminology is "he puts his hoo hoo in another guy's ha ha." Get it right, people. "Front bum" and "back bum" can be used as well, but those may be a little too salty for a God-fearing conservative.
News flash, caww: gay men do more with their time than have teh buttsecks and, unlike you, think about other things besides teh buttsecks. Some don't do it at all. Sorry to disappoint.
@His4Life
I am covered in the blood of Christ
Ewwwww-wwww! *flings arms out*
Satan has no power over me
But you JUST said:
I am tempted by things you likely aren't, like substance abuse
So clearly he has the power to tempt you. Furthermore, the Bible itself says that we all sin, that includes you bucko. And sin comes from Satan, ergo Satan has power over you QED.
I'm afraid that will be you if you don't repent
Same with you as you seem to be under the delusion that you're sinless. Also, all this is is a baseless threat. It's akin to me telling you that the ghost of Joe Pesci will beat your soul up for eternity with an ethereal baseball bat when you die if you don't worship George Carlin. Prove that there's a god and a hell and then that threat might be worth something.
@TheJebusFire, who said "Do you know what a woman's "frontage" does Caww? It can piss, fart, and bleed, and sometimes at the same time."
Uh...either your understanding of the interesting euphemism 'frontage' is 'all lower orifices' or your understanding of female anatomy is worryingly vague. There is one hole hooked up to the bladder, another to the colon, and an entirely separate third one for reproductive functions. (Unlike the penis which, in my personal opinion, ew, but I'm not going around gelding people.) So...yeah, what?
Caww is moron.
So yeah, some guys take it up the ass.
Youre supposed to clean up there before taking it, and id say most guys pay enough attention to that so its probably less dirty than most girls vag...
Also theres something called a condom, but again you xtians dont use that as its evil after all.
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