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#3730
Darth Wang
Or maybe you're just lazy yourself?
11/8/2005 11:39:30 PM
#3733
Tindalos
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome? Well it's a blanket term if I recall correctly... But a regime of managable exercise, maybe a change in diet... Oh wait it's a Demon isn't it...
Prayer, Fasting, and Flagellation then.
11/8/2005 11:53:38 PM
#3737
Gadren
Way to blame your personal shortcomings of demons...
11/9/2005 12:10:04 AM
#3753
Gloranor
Its always easier to blame things on others than to accept that you are partly part of the problem as well.
Oh, and here's a surefireway to get rid of any and all demons: Stop believeing in them. What you do not believe in has no power over you, at least concerning such \"things\".
11/9/2005 1:13:06 AM
#3759
Kimball Khan
Being a slacker of epic proportions, I can honestly say that I have never, nor am I currently, possesed by a demon. I don't blame my lethargy on people or demons, I mean, they can't even defend themsleves; the whole, non-existence thing gets in the way.
11/9/2005 1:23:47 AM
#3769
Nekhbet
Maybe it's the Epstein-Barr Virus Demons? Snicker
11/9/2005 5:03:38 AM
#3772
I Had To Say it
I was with this little demon, and she made me constantly tired! I don't recall doing much work for God, but \"Oh God\" we were calling your name!
11/9/2005 7:46:09 AM
#3773
I Had To Say it
I was with this little demon, and she made me constantly tired! I don't recall doing much work for God, but \"Oh God\" we were calling your name!
11/9/2005 7:46:20 AM
#3775
ryan
Had to say it, that's just too funny
11/9/2005 9:05:36 AM
#3783
xMinionX
I'll say it again...
Savages.
11/9/2005 1:19:24 PM
#3784
xMinionX
Oh, I just skimmed through that thread. The whole thing is a hoot.
11/9/2005 1:20:39 PM
#3787
llDayo
It's probably mono.
11/9/2005 3:41:28 PM
#3793
Blurb
I'm a lazy demon.
Oh wait, I mean *denizen*.
11/9/2005 4:01:12 PM
#3916
D
There are too demons.. all kinds of demons.. There's a fat demon, which explains why I'm such a lard ass
11/10/2005 8:54:02 PM
#4000
Jeramyu
I think all of America is possesed in this case.
11/12/2005 3:33:27 AM
#4106
CousinTed
Sadly no one can rid this poor fellow of the \"Uninformed Dumbass Demon\" that is currently possessing him.
11/13/2005 7:58:56 PM
#5221
The Last Conformist
Clear case of possession by the fundie demon.
11/29/2005 9:55:56 PM
#5355
moonbiter
Wow, so lazy that she blames her laziness on a laziness demon. That's lazy!
11/30/2005 9:50:43 AM
#391506
Anna
Yes, actually, I have! I have a lazy demon, and a demon that makes me eat too much... once I had to deal with a demon that made my bad at maths. *gasp*
1/26/2008 1:15:37 PM
#558030
You're the one that is lazy. Don't blame demons.
6/25/2008 1:26:44 AM
#565656
ClockWorkOrange
Lazy idiot, more like.
6/29/2008 10:21:54 PM
#762194
Marlowe
>>Almost like pot keeps you from doing anything for God or anyone?
Fixed.
11/11/2008 6:50:34 PM
#1257547
Quantum Mechanic
There is no such thing as a demon.
There is, however, such a thing as an idiot.
2/16/2011 7:07:53 AM
#1257615
Anon-e-moose
@moonbiter
"Wow, so lazy that she blames her laziness on a laziness demon. That's lazy!"
And so stupid, she blames her (albeit subconscious) stupidity on a stupidness demon.
That's stupid!
...in b4:
I must be possessed by Demons of Intelligence, Education and Critical Thinking eh, ginzell? Though I wouldn't mind being possessed by
this demon...:
:9
Eternity in
her cleavage?
Yes please!
2/16/2011 8:48:26 AM
#1258259
flashbazzzbo
thats why they call it dope,man!(this has been a public service message)
2/17/2011 10:50:28 PM
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