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Come Alive! You’re In The Pepsi Generation

Quote# 82731

There is a soft drink company, believe it may be Pepsi, that is using aborted baby cells to flavor pop. When you think they have hit bottom..look out..the bottom is still a ways to go

Mom2ten, Rapture Ready 192 Comments [7/22/2011 6:11:51 AM]
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Distind

I don't do this much, but fuck me, Pepsi's slogans have been trying to imply this for years:

Every Generation Refreshes The World
Taste the one that’s forever young
Generation Next
Pepsi’s Got Your Taste For Life
Join the Pepsi generation: feel the taste

And that's about half of the ones I've found.

7/22/2011 6:10:56 AM

TGRwulf

The FUCK?!

7/22/2011 6:13:21 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

I knew there was a reason I preferred Pepsi over Coke.

And that reason is that Pepsi makes Mountain Dew, but this is good too.

7/22/2011 6:16:23 AM

Anon2

When you think they have hit bottom..look out..the bottom is still a ways to go

When you think that the disgusting fundie lies spread at RR have hit the bottom, the bottom is still a way to go. (in case this isn't a poe)

7/22/2011 6:16:53 AM

Damen

Mmm. Pepsi. The taste of a new generation.

7/22/2011 6:17:44 AM

nutbunny

That's why I prefer Coca Cola.

They use bat blood

7/22/2011 6:26:30 AM



I'd buy Pepsi: Stem Cell Twist, in a heartbeat.

Because holy shit, its sounds delicious

7/22/2011 6:28:33 AM

David B.

That's nothing, Sprite is made from real demonic imps!

7/22/2011 6:33:09 AM

Big Jilm

Fucking citation needed!

7/22/2011 6:37:59 AM

whatever

Hogwash!

7/22/2011 6:40:23 AM

Selkie

So Dr Pepper is an abortion provider? (also my fave soda of all time!)

7/22/2011 6:50:13 AM

Zipperback

@whatever

No, RC cola is made with hogwash. Pepsi is made with fetuses.

7/22/2011 6:57:15 AM

LDM

I'll have to come back to this one as soon as I can stop laughing. That may take a while.

7/22/2011 6:58:43 AM

Papabear

Hogwash? No, I think that's a Fanta flavor.

7/22/2011 7:00:28 AM

Horsefeathers

Exactly how gullible do you have to be to believe something like this?

7/22/2011 7:01:22 AM

Anon-e-moose

"There is a soft drink company, believe it may be Pepsi, that is using aborted baby cells to flavor pop."

Care to go to the HQ of Pepsico, and say that to the face of the CEO - with the company's lawyers present, Mom2ten?

And would you like to give me just one good reason why I shouldn't fire up my e-mail, and send one off to Pepsico - with your own, exact words verbatim - toot sweet?

Better pray your 'God' has the power to appear in physical form to defend you in court then*. Or bring money. Lots of money.

*- Watched the Billy Connolly film "The Man Who Sued God" the other day on TV.

--EDIT--

Indeed, I've just e-mailed Pepsico (via their .co.uk domain), and let them know. Oh, and don't bother with deleting that thread, Buzzardnuts & Mr(Wo)Mannn. Not only is this quote saved here in FSTDT, I've also saved that thread on Ruptured Retards for posteriority, and I'm prepared to e-mail such to Pepsico's legal department, should they request it.

So don't be surprised if your admins receive a 'Cease and Desist' notice from Pepsico in due course. But if you should want to continue in your tinfoil (ass)hattery, then see you in court, RR. >:D

7/22/2011 7:04:27 AM

Agahnim


7/22/2011 7:04:50 AM

emau99

Fascinating. Please elaborate.

7/22/2011 7:10:06 AM

Tempura

Got to be a fucking troll. Then again, it's RR. Hmm...not sure if..trolling...

They don't have Pepsi at the nearest store for some reason. Where am I going to get my baby cells now. Eating my own semen doesn't count.

7/22/2011 7:17:15 AM

dionysus

Mom2ten? Dear FSM I hope that's not an accurate username. Why, why, why, why, why do stupid people have to be so good at breeding?

7/22/2011 7:20:20 AM

Brandy Bogard

I have no words.

7/22/2011 7:21:52 AM

Passerby

Placenta 400000.

Yes. It's a real thing. A Japanese sports drink made from pig placenta.

http://synthesis.net/2008/04/09/placenta-health-drink/

7/22/2011 7:23:55 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Mom2ten? I'm calling poe.

7/22/2011 7:24:08 AM

Bollox

Rumour has it that the Pepsi slogan referenced in the page title was translated into Mandarin as 'Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back from the Dead', which sounds pretty badass.

As for the OP, I got nothin'. It's either a Poe or blind blue blazes insanity.

7/22/2011 7:24:28 AM

Table Rock

Yes, because that is so much cheaper and readily available than what they normally use for flavoring.

7/22/2011 7:25:15 AM
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