Actually, reality proves evolution a hoax more than anything else. All one has to do is go to a zoo to see what apes breed. And they have bred that way since the beginning of recorded history. That's why Jesus said to have the faith of a child. A child doesn't analyze, twist, or distort. He also doesn't rely on science to see reality, but mere observation.
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"That's why Jesus said to have the faith of a child." Ah, okay. He said that so people wouldn't question what he or God says and take it like fact; never to think for yourself, only believe what you're told. Makes perfect sense in the fundamentalist mind!
I think I finally discovered why these people can't understand why evolution makes sense. Apes and humans are totally separate in the biblical sense. God created both separately, and that is how they still see it, so they think the Ape will spit out a human some day. Apes and humans share a common ancestor, and we split off in the evolutionary track from them, and are no longer the same species (or is at least my understanding as a high school student :P)
Yeah... no, wait, other kids maybe... But mot OURS, nono, never. They're angels walking on earth *rolleyes*
BTW, children are known for being very gullible, anybody remember the easterbun ny, Santa&co?
Pot and Kettle, pot and kettle. I think if Heidi read a definition of science, which is modelling behaviors of things and making observations and theories, she'd try to analyze, twist and distort to turn it into the antichrist.
Yeah your right. Now lets get the child to start explaining how planes fly, nuclear reactions, relativity, gravity, germ theory, electric theory, etc
Reminds me of a hobby some Torontonians had in the summer. Go to the airport and watch the Americans coming in dressed for winter.
There are some things that are self-evident, but even if you live 120 years there are things you'll never see or understand, specially if you don't try
Learn about the thing that you want to dismiss, before dismissing it.
That's a good rule for those of us who don't want to look like complete asses when we are completely wrong on every account.
Pst, humans are one of the species within the ape group. You don't have to go to the zoo, you can just look into the mirror.
Then you can look at a photo of your mother, your grandmother, and your great-grandmother and see that you are completely identical, like copies.
No, wait, you aren't. Evolution in progress.
"That's why Jesus said to have the faith of a child. A child doesn't analyze, twist, or distort."
Children also have 'faith' in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
Until they grow up.
Why don't you , Heidi?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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