[The media hates Israel] Because the media is controlled by the forces of darkness, and they (forces of darkness) hate Israel.
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Forces of darkness? OMG, the shadows are on the move! Summon the Whitestar fleet!
Erm, sorry.
And what media "hates" Israel? The only ones I can think of are either islamic fundamentalists publications (which aren't that popular in the US, I believe...), neonazi publications and christian identity and assorted loonies (like the Westboro Baptist Church, which should get a Fundie Lifetime award, if there is such a thing...) publications, none of which really deserves to be called "the media"
Only episodes IV,V, and VI. Even 5th season B5 beats out the new Star Wars films.
BTW, I thought that the "Jewish Liberal Elite" owned all the entertainment in the US. So how can the news be biased against Israel?
The fundies need to get together and agree on what evil empires control what.
Yeah, EU and the original triology are nice. the new episodes 1,2&3... lets just stay with "what was he thinking???"
Though IMHO Star Wars tends to be black/white to an extreme. B5 OTOH had lots of shades of gray. Which I prefer to Black/White by far *g*.
Oh, and according to yet another side of the fundies, a jewish conpiracy is wageing a covert war against the white race (which, according to them, is chosen by god).
"Hitler läßt grüßen"
F*cking antisemits.
And for that matter, f*cking morons who call "antisemit" when people critisize the politics and actions of the _STATE_ Israel.
For a predominantly Jewish country, it occupies a lot of time in the collective Christian mindset. Whether it's fundie 'tards wanting to convert the heathens and bring Christ back to Jerusalem or psycho anti-anything-not-white "Christians" insisting the place be destroyed for the good of mankind. Do they really think the Israelis give a flying fuck as long as they get to retain their land?
Why do fundies (fundamentalists) needlessly clarify their sentences (the things they write) with parentheses ( () <--- these things)?
Now that I've pointed it out, you're going to start noticing it all the time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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