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The word "gay" means "happy", and was used as such not long ago. The largest group to contract AIDS nowadays are heterosexual men in Africa.
Why isn't Adam as cleancut in the second picture as he is in the first. And oughtn't Steve look as nice as Eve? Or, have Adam and Eve polishing each other's tonsils too!
So what's the message here? That being straight makes you attractive while being gay makes you fat, hairy, and sweaty? Because both picture contain Adam. Or maybe it's a before and after. Before, Adam was living a lie and didn't even like Eve (hence why they're not making out) and then when he became middle-aged she died and he was finally able to find happiness with Steve (hence them going at it like a college couple).
Hell, if you prefer watching straight couples make out, that's your business.
Just leave me to my sort of titillation and everything should turn out fine
I can't help but notice it's never "It's Adam and Eve, not Ada and Eve." Not that I mean to imply anything about homophobes, no sir. Just an observation, 's all.
You know, most good works of art have color...
...oh, and they're original ideas, not something swallowed from a chick tract and vomited up on a slip of paper, or something doodled by a seventh grader when he doesn't pay attention in health class.
Assuming God made all things, then God also made Steve and his hardon for Adam. Assuming God is love, then homosexual relationships based on mutual respect and admiration are blessed by God. That's of course assuming there's not only a God but that he/she/they are anything like current religions depict. Regardless of any of that shit let's just try being the best people we can be and let our maker sort out what's naughty and nice in the afterlife. Now quit yer bitching and leave me to my mountain of lesbian porn.
Edit: I just caught the stats noting the number of Americans still opposed to inter-racial marriage. That's... yeah that's disturbing. Now I can't help but worry what the stats are like here in Canada.
So who made "Adam and Steve"? I thought God was responsible for all of "creation" - omnipotent and all that!
What is your take on abortion? Would you allow potential gays to be aborted?
Also I want to see the other side - did anyone get a picture of it turned over?
Yeah, I could draw an ugly hetero couple making out if I wanted. Wouldn’t prove anything more than your scratch does, either.
And get an original slogan, why don’t you?
You're so embarrassed by your "argument" (or your so-called "artwork") that you won't show your own face on camera. Not surprising.
As Doubting Thomas and Wombat pointed out, you did a much better job drawing the gay couple. I wonder why... ?
Also, the "Adam and Steve" catch-phrase is *really* old now. Please come up with something new.
Yeah and Adam and Eve were white, not mixed race.
Actually Adam and Eve are mythological figures and never really existed, therefore they shouldn't be used as an example to curtail civil liberties.
Interesting how Adam and Eve are just sort of standing there looking all sparkly and platonic while Adam and Steve are going to town on each other. Very telling, Mr. Artist. Also very telling that the dudes who are always obsessing over the sex lives of gay men don't have much to say about lesbians.
Seems to have drawn flies and stink lines on the gay couple.
I am really damn offended by that. Straight people are stinky, fat, and sweaty, too. This guy should know that, seeing as he lives in redneckville.
Actually, on closer inspection, he looks black. Dear FSM. If there was one group I thought would be above offensive charicatures...
So, you fundies are actually condoning incest eh?
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The prosecution rests, m'lud.
(*Goes off, whistling "I'm My Own Grandpa" *)
I'll tell him what I tell every moron who says that to me.
First, prove your god exists.
Second, prove he created the universe exactly as it is written in the Bible.
Get back to me when you have your proofs, and no, the Bible is not proof of anything.
What I find funny is others have mentioned is that there is much more detail in the gay couple (one of them has a five o'clock shadow, the eyes have more than just pupils and the hair is than just being a line, etc.) Note how the straight couple is looking more like friends than lovers. Also the old contrived "Adam and Eve, and the "Got AIDS Yet" bullshit, an utter lack of creativity from a self proclaimed "Anti-Aids Artist (Christian Cartoonist)".
When is NOM going to come clean about where it gets its funding?
When is it going to prove that Andam and Eve existed?
When is it going to stop making America look like a haven for half educated religious maniacs?
You might want to work on a bigger sign, there. You'd need binoculars to see it in a crowd.
What the fuck am I saying? Make that shit microscopic! Have an elderly Japanese gentleman paint it on a grain of rice!
Better yet, don't make it at all!
Actually God just made Adam first. So it was God and Adam.... hangin' out... And then when God did make a woman he only made one. So their offspring had to do it with each other or their parents. I guess God was totally okay with that. And if God created everything, he did indeed create homosexuality. So, yes, he made Adam and Steve. Oops.
Really, way to be as big of a douche as possible. And that sign is so itty-bitty (and needs to be turned over to see all of it) it's a pretty piss poor job all around. Nice to know Christian Cartoonists are such thoughtful, kind people...
@Headache --
Wow. That's some fantastic blasphemy right there. *approving nod*
@The Douche With the Sign --
Seen it before. Come back with a wittier sign, and then I'll explain why I think that you're a bigoted prick.
I'd make the obvious "hahaha, absurdly detailed depiction of M/M intimacy, LOLFREUD" comment, but I don't feel like it.
Instead, I'll take the time to point out that, clearly, a great deal more thought and care went into the grizzled tongue-kissing duo's design than their cookie-cutter het equivalents.
And that, even for the het pairing, Adam was clearly drawn with more attention to detail (FWIW) than Eve.
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LOLFREUD
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Normally I would not approve of the defamation of religious icons...
Why? They're images of fairy-tales, you might as well get upset about someone defacing a picture of Cinderella.
Person holding the apper.It might interest you to know that thanks to you,I can prove that God is gay.
How can I prove it,you ask?Well,why else would he have created so many assholes?
Dear dickhead holding the paper... since the Constitution stops the State from legislating based on people's beliefs, and since your entire argument (as shown by your picture) is nothing more than "being Gay is against my religious beliefs", then I am afraid you have just invalidated your entire objection to Gay Marriage...
Bet you didn't think of that when you drew that crap, did you?
Oh, and the verse you included? IT'S TALKING ABOUT THOSE WHO CLAIM TO BE HOLY BUT ARE TOTAL TWATS!! Kinda like you.
I'll give him credit, he's not a bad cartoonist... he's just an ignorant donkey. Then again, if Dry Bones can get published, so can this guy, I suppose, as a political cartoonist.
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