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#3961
Darth Wang
'hemidemisemigods'?
11/11/2005 7:07:25 PM
#3965
Gloranor
Wait a minute? He thinks there are demigods&co? And that Satan, Darwin and Evolution are such things? And here was me thinking that chritistianity only accepted one god (well, three in one)... oh well.
And yeah, that he's a jealous tenyearold with a really bad temper I gathered from reading the bible.
As for Pat Robertson... american taliban. Nuff said.
11/11/2005 7:12:26 PM
#3966
Blurb
Dear god.
11/11/2005 7:12:58 PM
#3976
Kimball Khan
If he is so angry, why doesn't he do something about it? Evolution has been around for what? a few centuries? and all of the scientists that promote evolution haven't been found miraculously dead. If he was such an angry and jealous god, shouldn't we see lightning bolts smitting people left and right?
11/11/2005 8:57:43 PM
#3980
ryan
So I guess God is not big on the truth then?
11/11/2005 9:03:33 PM
#3981
TDR
this had me laughing and crying. He combines the best of \"willy nilly\", \"soft and fuzy\" and \"hemidemisemi\" wackiness with the best of fundy crazy Pat Robertson digging.
11/11/2005 9:23:13 PM
#3982
Gadren
Why do I get the feeling that if Jesus came down now and gave his message of love and peace, that these same people would be yelling for his death?
11/11/2005 9:23:33 PM
#3989
Tindalos
I love the implication that people belive that Darwin helped create the universe.
11/11/2005 9:53:37 PM
#4004
Jeramyu
I thought god was slow to anger or something. And was this guy calling god pompous?
11/12/2005 3:46:35 AM
#4042
Bio
So, \"God is on my side, nyeah\" is the summation of Pat's and Rapture_Ready's arguments?
Wow, how very sixth century of you.
11/13/2005 12:22:59 AM
#4047
Rime
HoustonRockets, it's not God I have the problem with. It's his fan club.
11/13/2005 12:39:17 AM
#4052
CousinTed
>>\"That is theft, plagiarism, vandalism and wicked banditry\"<<
Why must you raep God's soul!!!!!111!!1!!!
11/13/2005 4:08:48 AM
#4065
Alf
*shazam* Ha! missed me God! Not so omnipotent now are you!
11/13/2005 8:20:01 AM
#4082
xMinionX
Isn't jealousy a mortal sin?
Just sayin'...
11/13/2005 3:31:44 PM
#5229
The Last Conformist
*Other* demigods? The only apparent antecedent is \"God\", which doesn't seem to make much sense ...
11/29/2005 10:20:57 PM
#362954
Darwin's Lil' Girl
...Really? In that case, God is a very bad person -- he cares more about his image then what's right, just like bystanders when a child is being bullied.
12/16/2007 2:18:29 AM
#511197
Doctor Jack
Our Darwin who art in heaven.....
5/22/2008 3:25:12 PM
#511231
Grigadil
That retarded fuckbucket of a god is REALLY gonna throw a temper tantrum this time, just you wait!
5/22/2008 3:42:03 PM
#1340824
Quantum Mechanic
Pat Robertson is a lying fraud.
10/16/2011 7:00:59 AM
#1385048
Anon E Mouse
What sort of person believes in an abusive God who claims to love only those who swear absolute obedience to him? That's not love at all - that's slavery.
3/22/2012 10:16:08 AM
#1385411
Canadiest
Speaking of theft and plagiarism: How's that KJV rip-off Bible working for you? Now thats some wicked banditry
You do know that you Bible believing people are the only ones that believe in Satan, don't you? If anyone gives him credit for anything it's one of your group. So are you slamming Catholics? You know them, the guys you stole your Bible from 400 years ago, before the Rapture shit was even invented just 160 years ago.
we realize you know little of others outside your Rapture sect but a least learn what your sect is.
3/23/2012 11:12:42 AM
#1385427
Filin De Blanc
Forgiving people just like that would be unrighteous, but forgiving them after torturing someone completely innocent to death is awesome? What a lunatic religion.
3/23/2012 11:56:45 AM
#1385433
JohnTheAtheist
God being angry at humans would be like you being angry at worms. Whats the point you fucking retard?
Wait, did you actually say that Pat Robertson is "right on"?
3/23/2012 12:07:02 PM
#1530161
Quantum Mechanic
Pat Robertson is a lying faith healer, a fraud and an all around brainless piece of shit.
4/22/2013 2:41:01 AM
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