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Pat Robertson is right on. And I am tired of Christians being soft and fuzy about God loving all. God loves, but His love is constrained by His Holiness and Jealousy for His Glory. This is why instead of willy nilly forgiving people, He preferred to have His Son suffer the consequences of their sins than to sully His righteous character.

And to attribute the great creation of the Universe and mankind as its crowning glory to Satan, Darwin and Evolution, I can assure you, that God is angry. Nothing ticks God off more than attributing what rightfully belongs to Him to other demigods, semigods and hemidemisemigods. That is theft, plagiarism, vandalism and wicked banditry.

HoustonRockets, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [11/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#3961
Darth Wang

'hemidemisemigods'?

11/11/2005 7:07:25 PM

#3965
Gloranor

Wait a minute? He thinks there are demigods&co? And that Satan, Darwin and Evolution are such things? And here was me thinking that chritistianity only accepted one god (well, three in one)... oh well.

And yeah, that he's a jealous tenyearold with a really bad temper I gathered from reading the bible.
As for Pat Robertson... american taliban. Nuff said.

11/11/2005 7:12:26 PM

#3966
Blurb

Dear god.

11/11/2005 7:12:58 PM

#3976
Kimball Khan

If he is so angry, why doesn't he do something about it? Evolution has been around for what? a few centuries? and all of the scientists that promote evolution haven't been found miraculously dead. If he was such an angry and jealous god, shouldn't we see lightning bolts smitting people left and right?

11/11/2005 8:57:43 PM

#3980
ryan

So I guess God is not big on the truth then?

11/11/2005 9:03:33 PM

#3981
TDR

this had me laughing and crying. He combines the best of \"willy nilly\", \"soft and fuzy\" and \"hemidemisemi\" wackiness with the best of fundy crazy Pat Robertson digging.

11/11/2005 9:23:13 PM

#3982
Gadren

Why do I get the feeling that if Jesus came down now and gave his message of love and peace, that these same people would be yelling for his death?

11/11/2005 9:23:33 PM

#3989
Tindalos

I love the implication that people belive that Darwin helped create the universe.

11/11/2005 9:53:37 PM

#4004
Jeramyu

I thought god was slow to anger or something. And was this guy calling god pompous?

11/12/2005 3:46:35 AM

#4042
Bio

So, \"God is on my side, nyeah\" is the summation of Pat's and Rapture_Ready's arguments?

Wow, how very sixth century of you.

11/13/2005 12:22:59 AM

#4047
Rime

HoustonRockets, it's not God I have the problem with. It's his fan club.

11/13/2005 12:39:17 AM

#4052
CousinTed

>>\"That is theft, plagiarism, vandalism and wicked banditry\"<<

Why must you raep God's soul!!!!!111!!1!!!

11/13/2005 4:08:48 AM

#4065
Alf

*shazam* Ha! missed me God! Not so omnipotent now are you!

11/13/2005 8:20:01 AM

#4082
xMinionX

Isn't jealousy a mortal sin?

Just sayin'...

11/13/2005 3:31:44 PM

#5229
The Last Conformist

*Other* demigods? The only apparent antecedent is \"God\", which doesn't seem to make much sense ...

11/29/2005 10:20:57 PM

#362954
Darwin's Lil' Girl

...Really? In that case, God is a very bad person -- he cares more about his image then what's right, just like bystanders when a child is being bullied.

12/16/2007 2:18:29 AM

#511197
Doctor Jack

Our Darwin who art in heaven.....

5/22/2008 3:25:12 PM

#511231
Grigadil

That retarded fuckbucket of a god is REALLY gonna throw a temper tantrum this time, just you wait!

5/22/2008 3:42:03 PM

#1340824
Quantum Mechanic

Pat Robertson is a lying fraud.

10/16/2011 7:00:59 AM

#1385048
Anon E Mouse

What sort of person believes in an abusive God who claims to love only those who swear absolute obedience to him? That's not love at all - that's slavery.

3/22/2012 10:16:08 AM

#1385411
Canadiest

Speaking of theft and plagiarism: How's that KJV rip-off Bible working for you? Now thats some wicked banditry

You do know that you Bible believing people are the only ones that believe in Satan, don't you? If anyone gives him credit for anything it's one of your group. So are you slamming Catholics? You know them, the guys you stole your Bible from 400 years ago, before the Rapture shit was even invented just 160 years ago.

we realize you know little of others outside your Rapture sect but a least learn what your sect is.


3/23/2012 11:12:42 AM

#1385427
Filin De Blanc

Forgiving people just like that would be unrighteous, but forgiving them after torturing someone completely innocent to death is awesome? What a lunatic religion.

3/23/2012 11:56:45 AM

#1385433
JohnTheAtheist

God being angry at humans would be like you being angry at worms. Whats the point you fucking retard?

Wait, did you actually say that Pat Robertson is "right on"?

3/23/2012 12:07:02 PM

#1530161
Quantum Mechanic

Pat Robertson is a lying faith healer, a fraud and an all around brainless piece of shit.

4/22/2013 2:41:01 AM
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