11/11/2005 7:07:25 PM
Wait a minute? He thinks there are demigods&co? And that Satan, Darwin and Evolution are such things? And here was me thinking that chritistianity only accepted one god (well, three in one)... oh well.
And yeah, that he's a jealous tenyearold with a really bad temper I gathered from reading the bible.
As for Pat Robertson... american taliban. Nuff said.
11/11/2005 7:12:26 PM
11/11/2005 7:12:58 PM
If he is so angry, why doesn't he do something about it? Evolution has been around for what? a few centuries? and all of the scientists that promote evolution haven't been found miraculously dead. If he was such an angry and jealous god, shouldn't we see lightning bolts smitting people left and right?
11/11/2005 8:57:43 PM
So I guess God is not big on the truth then?
11/11/2005 9:03:33 PM
this had me laughing and crying. He combines the best of \"willy nilly\", \"soft and fuzy\" and \"hemidemisemi\" wackiness with the best of fundy crazy Pat Robertson digging.
11/11/2005 9:23:13 PM
Why do I get the feeling that if Jesus came down now and gave his message of love and peace, that these same people would be yelling for his death?
11/11/2005 9:23:33 PM
I love the implication that people belive that Darwin helped create the universe.
11/11/2005 9:53:37 PM
I thought god was slow to anger or something. And was this guy calling god pompous?
11/12/2005 3:46:35 AM
So, \"God is on my side, nyeah\" is the summation of Pat's and Rapture_Ready's arguments?
Wow, how very sixth century of you.
11/13/2005 12:22:59 AM
HoustonRockets, it's not God I have the problem with. It's his fan club.
11/13/2005 12:39:17 AM
>>\"That is theft, plagiarism, vandalism and wicked banditry\"<<
Why must you raep God's soul!!!!!111!!1!!!
11/13/2005 4:08:48 AM
*shazam* Ha! missed me God! Not so omnipotent now are you!
11/13/2005 8:20:01 AM
Isn't jealousy a mortal sin?
11/13/2005 3:31:44 PM
The Last Conformist
*Other* demigods? The only apparent antecedent is \"God\", which doesn't seem to make much sense ...
11/29/2005 10:20:57 PM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
...Really? In that case, God is a very bad person -- he cares more about his image then what's right, just like bystanders when a child is being bullied.
12/16/2007 2:18:29 AM
Our Darwin who art in heaven.....
5/22/2008 3:25:12 PM
That retarded fuckbucket of a god is REALLY gonna throw a temper tantrum this time, just you wait!
5/22/2008 3:42:03 PM
Pat Robertson is a lying fraud.
10/16/2011 7:00:59 AM
Anon E Mouse
What sort of person believes in an abusive God who claims to love only those who swear absolute obedience to him? That's not love at all - that's slavery.
3/22/2012 10:16:08 AM
Speaking of theft and plagiarism: How's that KJV rip-off Bible working for you? Now thats some wicked banditry
You do know that you Bible believing people are the only ones that believe in Satan, don't you? If anyone gives him credit for anything it's one of your group. So are you slamming Catholics? You know them, the guys you stole your Bible from 400 years ago, before the Rapture shit was even invented just 160 years ago.
we realize you know little of others outside your Rapture sect but a least learn what your sect is.
3/23/2012 11:12:42 AM
Filin De Blanc
Forgiving people just like that would be unrighteous, but forgiving them after torturing someone completely innocent to death is awesome? What a lunatic religion.
3/23/2012 11:56:45 AM
God being angry at humans would be like you being angry at worms. Whats the point you fucking retard?
Wait, did you actually say that Pat Robertson is "right on"?
3/23/2012 12:07:02 PM
Pat Robertson is a lying faith healer, a fraud and an all around brainless piece of shit.
4/22/2013 2:41:01 AM