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Evolution insinuates bestiality

The notion that apes are our ancestors insinuates the fact that humans and apes can interbreed. The ability to interbreed is part of the definition of a species. So scientists saying that we are part of the ape family means that we can interbreed. Offspring are produced by sexual relations between its parents. So saying humans come from apes presupposes bestiality. The theory of evolution is a classic example of the prurients mind of men. :(

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 21 Comments [11/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

What on earth?

Please tell me Heidi isn't this dumb...

Families are groups of genuses (genii?), which are groups of species... a far cry from calling us the same species.

11/12/2005 5:23:40 AM

AWP

\"Heidi isn't this dumb...\"

Sorry I lied.

11/12/2005 10:39:09 AM

Khaine

Not only is Heidi that dumb, she actually seems to be proud of her ignorance.

11/12/2005 12:45:45 PM

Gloranor

Arrogance in ignorance often walk hand in hand...

But I have to say, claiming pruriency as the \"cause\" for developing the theory of evolution is a new one.Better than the usual Satan-tricked-them.

Whats next, \"Darwin was really attracted to apes, but his minister/whoever discovered this and chastised him, so he set out to destroy christianity and prove tht his perversion was normal\"? *lol*

11/12/2005 2:35:57 PM

Darth Wang

The whole point is that we are different species now so we CAN'T interbreed!

Heidi, on the other hand, might be able to, she obviously hasn't evolved much since a few million years ago.

11/12/2005 3:45:21 PM

Blurb

Judging by the timbre of this post, I'll bet this person comes from the part of the country where the cows back up to the fence every time a truckload of good ol' boys drives by.

11/12/2005 10:06:14 PM

Bio

Creationism /implies/ incest?
More like it is de rigeur! Or who did Cain, Moses' grandchildren marry, or how about the rather graphic story of Lot and his daughters???

11/13/2005 12:21:14 AM

CousinTed

I think that Heidi just has a thing for red hot monkey sex.

11/13/2005 4:13:57 AM

Coffee

CousinTed, you owe me a new keyboard. :D

11/20/2005 2:38:31 AM

The Last Conformist

The correct plural of 'genus' is 'genera'.

11/29/2005 10:22:55 PM

Tabi

Oh, Heidi. You are amazing.

12/9/2006 2:44:12 AM



Bible is made of paper. Should I wipe my ass with it?

7/8/2008 6:34:29 PM

Alethe

What a little dirty mind we have here...

7/9/2008 3:05:46 AM

Shit on them back

Can't learn taxonomic designations 'cause it's psyunce!

6/10/2010 12:26:30 PM

Saringuy

Creationists: forever failing at biology.

3/24/2013 6:40:18 AM

Blarghonius

Except humans can't have viable offspring with any species of ape. You are confusing "family" with "species", but, then again, creatards feel pain when exposed to science, so it's surprising that you don't know that.

3/24/2013 1:00:55 PM

xyz

> The notion that apes are our ancestors insinuates the fact that humans and apes can interbreed.
Except humans and non-human apes cannot interbreed.

> The ability to interbreed is part of the definition of a species. So scientists saying that we are part of the ape family means that we can interbreed.
We are Homo Sapiens, not chimpanzees, for fuck's sake!

This is why homeschooling should be illegal.

3/24/2013 1:06:46 PM

Punch

No it doesn't. You're an idiot.

3/24/2013 1:36:27 PM

anti-nonsense

Humans and other apes cannot interbreed, because we are different species, that's the entire fucking point of speciation.

3/24/2013 2:13:10 PM

dxdydz



Biology fail.

12/5/2016 4:20:00 PM

Kanna

That's like the old joke about the patient who thought of sex with every abstract ink-blot picture. When the therapist asked him why he answered "sex" for every one, he said "Hey, you're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"

5/19/2017 7:00:44 PM

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