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[The rest of the brochure is equally disturbing]

Homosexuality, Islam, and abortion have
something in common. They are three
different colored gloves covering the same
fist. Abortion is a crimson glove (stained
with the blood of our pre-born children).
Homosexuality is a pink glove (stained with
the blood of young men and women given
over to their own lust, and stained with the
blood of nations that approve of such
behavior). Islam is a black glove (stained
with the blood of Christians, Jews, and
anyone else who dares disagree with the false
“god” Allah and his demon possessed
prophet Mohammed). Three different
colored gloves, yet the same fist. It is the fist
of him who robs, kills, and destroys. That’s
right, I’m talking about the devil himself!
We are not unaware of his schemes.

Operation Save America, Operation Save America 78 Comments [8/30/2011 3:37:52 AM]
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the old firm

So...Christians and Jews have black blood? The more you know.

8/30/2011 4:10:40 AM

checkmate

Oh, let's complete that list:

Heterosexuality is a flesh colored glove (stained with the blood of young men and women given over to their own lust).

Woah! Wait, that sounds just like homosexuality. Just imagine! Young men and women given over to their own lust!

Sounds like something called "everyday life" and normality to me.

Where's the problem?

8/30/2011 4:13:25 AM

Extraintrovert

"Christianity is a black glove (stained
with the blood of Muslims, Jews, Cathars, and
anyone else who dares disagree with the false
“god” YHWH."

I can make generalisations based on bigotry too. What do I win?

8/30/2011 4:16:52 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh, I've heard of this! I remember a long time ago when some religious group was handing out T-shirts which said, "Homosexuality is a sin, Islam is a lie, abortion is murder". Someone quipped that it is probably impossible to offend more people than that with a single article of clothing. (I guess they never considered the fact that a T-shirt saying "There is no God" would draw the ire of all the billions of religious people around the world.) But I digress.

Ah, bald assertions of association with nothing to back them up. Many Muslims hate gays, and gays have nothing to do with abortion. News flash fundies, not everything that you don't like is connected. But then again, when have you ever listened to us on anything? You're still geocentrists and rape apologists, for cryin' out loud...

8/30/2011 4:22:19 AM

Matante

I, too, would put on three gloves before fisting you.

8/30/2011 4:22:33 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

You fucksticks are so obsessed with blood.

8/30/2011 4:23:51 AM

Meishayuri

Abortion, Homosexuality, and Islam...oh my!

8/30/2011 4:34:07 AM

Mister Spak

You're so crazy you need 3 different colored meds to help you.

You need a crimson colored med to calm your violent murderous feelings.

You need a pink colored med to reduce your uncontrolled sex drive.

And you need a black colored med to deal with your delusion that there is a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds.

8/30/2011 5:08:02 AM

N. De Plume

Who the fuck layers three gloves on one hand?

8/30/2011 5:16:12 AM



First of all Islam is *strongly* against homosexuality. I don't know what the Quran says about abortion, but abortion is illegal in all Middle Eastern countries - except Israel.
Your comments about Islam could be said just as well about your religion.
As to the name of your organization, do you also have an Operation Save The Soviet Union? America is collapsing, for the same reasons the SU did!

8/30/2011 5:30:26 AM

furbearingbrick

To quote Yahtzee, "I wonder if the Geneva Convention covers torturing metaphors?"

8/30/2011 5:32:40 AM

dionysus

And pedophilia is a white glove covered in rhinestones.

8/30/2011 5:33:22 AM

furbearingbrick

And violent video games are the Power Glove!

8/30/2011 5:37:30 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Shut the fuck up you fucking freak.

8/30/2011 5:39:03 AM

The_L

Yep. There's no such thing as different groups of people being different. There's only Us and Them. "Them," of course, is shorthand for the CommuNazIslamoFascistAtheistAbortion Squad.

*head asplode*

8/30/2011 6:15:20 AM

JohnTheAtheist

You are delusional. Big time.

8/30/2011 6:17:46 AM

Zeus Almighty

Kittens, volcanoes and pretzels have something in common.
They are different-colored gloves covering the same fist. Kittens are a black glove; sure, they look all innocent, but they are really evil beings that enslave their owners to catering to their every whim. They also are linked to witchcraft. Volcanoes are a red glove, commuicatig god's displeasure with the behavior of his creation. And pretzels are the gold glove, closely linked to Germany just like Hitler. Three different-colored gloves, yet the same fist. It is the fist of him who purrs, destroys and makes us want to drink more beer to quech a salty pretzel thirst. We are not unaware of their schemes.

8/30/2011 6:52:53 AM

Horsefeathers

Writing propaganda must be a lost art. All we get now are lame attempts like this and heavy handed twaddle like Jack Chick.

8/30/2011 7:01:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

Anyone else find it funny that they're talking about homosexuality and fists at the same time?

8/30/2011 7:04:36 AM

J. James

You know, the Christians are actually (somewhat) right about Islam. It's a lie, and it's a pretty fucking shitty religion, if you ask me. Islamic societies seem almost incapable of producing stable, free societies without copious foreign intervention or violent revolution(whose outcome is uncertain, if hopeful).

But their response to Islamic societies and dictatorships fucking over human rights seems to be, "let's fuck over the human rights of individual Moslems!"

Yeah, that'll learn 'em.

8/30/2011 7:30:39 AM

JSS

But the religious fundamentalist fist consists of double the gloves...

-A black glove for an empty mind. Critical thought is the work of heretics. There'll be none of that here!

-A red glove for the bloodshed incurred by so-called holy people. From the crusades, to the Inquisition, even in countries like Uganda today and the work of Muslim extremists in nations like Iran.

-A yellow glove to represent the sulfuric, vitriolic statements that come from hatred of those who differ in thought (or sexual orientation), or are skeptical of orthodoxy.

-A white glove to represent the color of the 'holier-than-thou' pedastal. Since religious fanatics are so confident in doing God's work, they know he only speaks to them and caters to their opinions.

-A dark green glove for the militant hypocrisy. Religious conservative groups think the government should regulate people's private lives, but hate liberals because they believe in big government!

-Finally, there's the cute, baby blue glove to represent the 'innocent victim'. People hate what fanatics say so they wonder: Why do they hate our poor innocent and loving god that plans to kill them all at the end of days? Let's also not forget the "persecution" that comes with gays gaining legal rights and non-believers making it into public office. They infringe on the fanatics' window to discriminate and persecute!

8/30/2011 7:43:26 AM

nutbunny

The Devil wears Prada gloves

8/30/2011 8:12:54 AM

Headache

Fucking facepalm!

How mentally retarded do you have to be to not understand that Judaism, Christianity and Islam, all worship the same god?

I mean, it's called The Abrahamic Religions for a fucking reason!

8/30/2011 8:40:54 AM

Panz

And Christianity is the hand that wears the glove, right? Right?

8/30/2011 8:52:48 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

When, exactly, is anything stained with the blood of homosexual people except when fundies like you get it into their heads to murder them?

@ the old firm
Thick stains of blood can be dark enough to seem black.

@J. James
Almost all Muslim-majority countries are pretty shitty now (the exception that comes to mind is Indonesia), it's true, but centuries ago they were more advanced than contemporaneous Christian European countries, IIRC.

8/30/2011 9:16:45 AM
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