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It seems that religion should be defined as only those that believe in [the Christian] God. Other types should not even be recognized. That is what logical, God-fearing people would do.

Jesus Groupie, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [11/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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ryan

I think you would be doing other religions a service by disassociating from them, but that is just me.

11/29/2005 5:40:16 AM

Darfasti

\"Freedom of Religion! As long as it's our religion!\"

11/29/2005 6:04:01 AM

Gadren

American Taliban!

11/29/2005 1:11:42 PM

Blurb

Logical? No. That is what bigoted, narrow minded, intolerant bastards would do.

11/29/2005 4:52:12 PM

Darth Wang

Do these fundies even know what 'logical' means?

11/29/2005 6:08:34 PM

well..

Christian history is full of people that had the same opinion. That's why the history of christianity is soaked with blood.

11/29/2005 7:04:38 PM

Gloranor

American Taliban, seconded.

But his name is well chosen indeed - the first thing one would associate with \"groupie\" is hollow space between the ears...

11/29/2005 7:41:01 PM

Darfasti

Wang, to them, it IS logical. They start from the assumption that their religion, and only their religion is true. Everyone else is just following false gods. From that, it would be easy to assume that since their religion is the only true one, it should be the only recognized as such.

11/29/2005 8:02:48 PM

Rime

80 years ago, the Fundamentalist movement made its official declaration of their war against secularism. Obviously they forgot what happened during those few hundred years after the Christian religion started catching on.

11/29/2005 8:38:56 PM

TDR

another person who needs a dictionary.

11/29/2005 11:05:15 PM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

putting logical and god-fearing in the same sentence??? shouldn't that sentence just destroy itself similar to when matter and antimatter meet?

11/30/2005 8:03:22 AM

Jeramyu

\"logical\" and \"god fearing\". I see little association between the words, barring the use of the word \"not\" in there somewhere.

11/30/2005 9:23:43 PM

Redhunter

They've been doing it for years. a cult is a religion that isn't christianity.

6/21/2006 12:11:45 PM

David D.G.

This raving brought to you by the Fundie Word Redefinition Project.


~David D.G.

6/21/2006 2:45:37 PM

Crosis

Darfasti stole my bit.

6/21/2006 11:27:35 PM

Matilde

So, you asume that Jews are not the chosen people(remember, our religion wouldn't exist without them) and you're saying that the Moslem die because they are masochistic?. It is illogical and let God-fearing people decide if they want to associate with an IDIOT like you.

8/17/2006 7:19:51 PM

Matilde

And by the way, what did the Roman people and Greek people do before Christ was even born?, to be moron secularist and have a lobotomy?

8/17/2006 7:21:46 PM

D

Where the hell do you think Christianity came from?

Ah Diversity.

4/19/2010 7:08:10 PM

GigaGuess

Fundie Word Redefinition Project: Funny, right up until they try to start redefining away rights...

4/19/2010 9:46:25 PM

frenchstudent

logical, god-fearing people.

I know this one. It's an oxymoron.

Wait, this is not the rethorics class?
Sorry.

4/20/2010 3:56:22 AM

Swede

Logic does not work like that.

The most logic thing would be to call all religions either myths, fairy-tales or fantasies, and call all gods invisible or imaginary friends.

It would be interesting to know what kind of reasons this groupie has for her/his "it seems that". What seems? How? When?
Or is it just the old, childish "my daddy is bigger than your daddy"-mentality?

4/20/2010 4:52:49 AM

Anon-e-moose

"It seems that religion should be defined as only those that believe in [the Christian] God. Other types should not even be recognized. That is what logical, God-fearing people would do."

I'm sure the Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, Jews, Jains, Ba'haists, and even the $cientologists would think the same about you lot too.

Oh, how wrong you're going to be when, after you cark it, you find yourself before Odin, or Xenu - or even in the vat of boiling marinara sauce, then condemned to drink from the stale beer volcano and enter the factory that makes strippers with the clap, just because you weren't touched by His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen.

"That is what logical, God-fearing people would do."


4/20/2010 7:39:05 AM

J

It seems that that religion should be defined as only those that beleive in [the Christian] God. Other types should not even be recognized. That is what, delusional, crazy, bigoted, moronic fundies do.*
*Fixed.

9/9/2010 9:51:04 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"logical, God-fearing"

lol

Idiot.

11/9/2012 11:40:38 AM

Justanotheratheist

That's an awesome blend of stupidity and arrogance you've got going there, dipshit.

11/10/2012 2:28:15 AM
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