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Neanderthal Americans are not allowed to teach their theories about Homo sapiens in US public schools. Our children are taught that they are Homo sapiens by neo-Darwinst race theorists and their own Neanderthal ancestry is denied. Our public school teachers are treated like common Homo sapiens and subjected to Social Darwinist theories of public education. Our racial ancestors are maligned as European 'cave-men' who drag their women around by the hair while they carry a big club on their shoulder. They are called a different and separate 'species' of Homos by neo-Darwinist race theorists in public schools who tell our children that everybody is descended from African people who originated from common ancestors of African monkeys and apes.

Now that such a long train of abuses has been listed, this is starting to read like a Neanderthal American Declaration of Independence.

john crawford, Christian Forums 24 Comments [11/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Amazing. Simply amazing.

I support his decision to be a Neandrathal. I am sickened to have someone this idiotic a part of my species.

11/30/2005 1:58:39 AM

Nekhet

He's not very clear on the concept is he? He just doesn't like the term Homo; he'd probably go to pieces if he found out that the full name of the species he purports to belong to is Homo Neanderthalensis. Maybe he'd feel more comfortable as a Pithecanthropus Erectus? Maybe he resents being told the species origionated in Africa- after all Master Race and everything, it's a little embarrassing.

11/30/2005 2:23:56 AM

Nekhet

He's not very clear on the concept is he? He just doesn't like the term Homo; he'd probably go to pieces if he found out that the full name of the species he purports to belong to is Homo Neanderthalensis. Maybe he'd feel more comfortable as a Pithecanthropus Erectus? Maybe he resents being told the species origionated in Africa- after all Master Race and everything, it's a little embarrassing.

11/30/2005 2:24:00 AM

Nekhbet

Oops pardon the hiccup

11/30/2005 2:25:01 AM

Darth Wang

So fundies are really cavemen?

That explains everything!

11/30/2005 2:25:21 AM

Gloranor

Fourthed the Neanderthal Lifetime Award for him...

He a.) doesn't like the term homo, b.) doens't like the idea that his ancestors had a dark colour of skin and hair everywhere, and c.) doesn't like the idea that his ancestor went oook!oook! together with the ancestors f the rest of us.

\"Neaderthal American Declaration of Independence\" Delusions of grandeur perhaps? ;-)

11/30/2005 2:29:42 AM

CousinTed

Throwing my vote into the 'Neanderthal Pride Award' box.

11/30/2005 2:33:10 AM

Jesse Custer

Does anyone have an account on Christian Forums?

If you do, ask him for permission to exhume his parents' corpses and measure the volume of their brain cavity. If it comes out to be approximately 1400cc's, then either he's a normal homo sapiens, or his parents were both sub-normal H. Neanderthanensis, because they had larger brains.

That should start him off on a great tirade. :D

11/30/2005 3:45:54 AM

The Last Conformist

This guy is frikken unbelievable.


11/30/2005 12:14:36 PM

TDR

there is no way, NO WAY, that this guy is serious. No one on earth can be this adamantly stupid.

11/30/2005 8:54:10 PM

Matilde

This is a troll, but since he's being sincere, let's give him a credit. Of course, as he proclaims that any research is secular............

8/17/2006 7:32:11 PM

Matilde

By the way, are you serious or just think that homo is homosexual(and hence his shame)

8/17/2006 7:33:18 PM

Crosis

By the way, are you serious or just think that homo is homosexual(and hence his shame)


Well, if he does think that, he's in for another nasty shock, given that the scientific name for Neanderthals is Homo neanderthalensis.

8/18/2006 3:02:47 AM

Greebo

I thought that the Neanderthalensis was extinct...... but apparently they have become American nitwits

11/19/2006 7:43:51 PM

sofia the antichrist

What.

6/25/2008 2:13:22 AM

Anti - Dei

Poe?

PLEASE!

9/21/2008 6:11:48 PM

Lainey

Ugh. Not this idiot again!

9/21/2008 9:35:24 PM



Was this post written by one of the Geico cavemen?

4/9/2009 6:34:31 AM

Moondog

Homo Neanderthalensis is extinct. A similar species has been found. There is a squat, heavily-built species of the Homo genus with a prominent brow ridge that lives in the Southern United States, usually in trailer parks. H. Arkansensis is less intelligent than its nearest relative, and like Neanderthals has unusual rituals surrounding a deity. Some even involve handling dangerous rattlesnakes, in the deities name, leading some to believe that H. Arkansensis may become extinct, although it tends to breed more.

4/9/2009 8:31:11 PM

Tiny Jeebus

"Our racial ancestors are maligned as European 'cave-men' who drag their women around by the hair while they carry a big club on their shoulder"

Only by Hollywood. Anthropological science holds a much more detailed and accurate image of Neanderthals.

But from what real scientists currently know, Neanderthals are more like second cousins than direct ancestors. Although they do appear ro have been enough like us to warrant being called "Human" despite being a different species.

10/5/2009 7:47:48 PM

louislois

Obvious Poe is obvious.

10/5/2009 8:37:19 PM

Elia

So wait, the Geico commercials are actually true, and there are more cavemen wandering around? I can't wait to see what the company does with this piece of information.

/sarcasm

10/5/2009 8:43:39 PM

Anon

Even if this is a Poe:

Sorry, Crawford, you and I and every other human now alive have exactly the same ancestors, if you go back to more than 13000 BCE. You are precisely as much a Neanderthal as all the rest of us - which means that maybe a couple percent of our genomes are neanderthalensis, which got picked up somewhere from 80000 to 50000 BCE.

You can use the internet. How can you not learn about things like the identical ancestor point and the recent work on the Neanderthal genome?

9/8/2010 10:50:21 PM



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