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["What does your “spirituality” have to do with Darwin and ToE [Theory of Evolution]?"]

Absolutely nothing. Darwin just wanted to demonstrate his deep love for his ape brothers and sisters, much like most of you do. During his famous voyage, he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes. I guess he tried birds and small animals like rabbits as well. But maybe he killed them. So, the only succussful mating he could have achieved would have been with his primate ape brothers and sisters. This is how TOE came about…

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kohldamunga, Pharyngula 92 Comments [11/9/2011 4:20:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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#1347660
Mudak

Wait? What?

Like all scientific theories, the theory of evolution came about as a result of careful observation of nature. Although I sincerely doubt he did any such thing with male and female apes, that had nothing to do with the origins of evolution as a theory.

Does this numb nuts even know that Darwin wrote two completely separate books on evolution? First was the origin of the species and then one specifically talking about where we came from...

11/9/2011 4:35:10 AM

#1347665
rebel

What the fuck are you talking about??!! Also, bearing false witness against thy neighbor is a sin!!

11/9/2011 4:43:10 AM

#1347666
Moose

What is it with fundies and beastiality?

11/9/2011 4:44:11 AM

#1347667
Argle Bargle

"Darwing was into bestialty hurr hurrr"

The epitome of fundie wit, everybody.

11/9/2011 4:45:50 AM

#1347671
Percy Q. Shunn

Wow, all that horseshit, and you didn't find a way to work in pedophilia? What kind of christ-stain are you?

11/9/2011 4:56:11 AM

#1347676
Swede

Wasn't Darwin studying finches?

This says more about how you treat your close relatives, kohldamunga, than you want to divulge, I guess.
Most normal people refrain from having sex with our brothers and sisters.

11/9/2011 5:20:35 AM

#1347677
K T

Gee!! He left out Hitler

11/9/2011 5:21:16 AM

#1347679
Extraintrovert

Looking on the thread, kohldamunga is most probably a troll. Deeply stupid, sure, but still a troll.

11/9/2011 5:29:38 AM

#1347682


Oh, that's soo funny. Now, back to the evidence.

11/9/2011 5:34:08 AM

#1347683
RayO_ElGatubelo

Well, humans are apes, so it's not necessarily bestiality.

Besides, everyone knows Darwin came up with the ToE while having butt sex with a mutant fish frog.

11/9/2011 5:41:27 AM

#1347684


How these two instances are related.

Also lol wit.

11/9/2011 5:43:55 AM

#1347685
Mister Spak

Why are fundies obsessed with beasiality? It's almost as bad as their obsession with homosexuality.


11/9/2011 5:54:33 AM

#1347687
Bollox

Apart from anything else ... there are apes in South America?

11/9/2011 5:56:20 AM

#1347693
Brendan Rizzo

Oh you have got to be kidding. Now they're saying that non-creationists engage in bestiality. Nope, sorry, Neal Horsley is yours, try again.

11/9/2011 6:37:57 AM

#1347700
dionysus

And Newton fucked a falling apple?

11/9/2011 6:48:49 AM

#1347704
Fishape

If kohldamunga demonstrates that humans come from baby humans, can he please have sex with baby humans?

11/9/2011 6:56:17 AM

#1347708
breakerslion

@ dionysus:

And Marie Curie had a Radium dildo.

11/9/2011 7:02:32 AM

#1347709
aaa

Have you stopped beating your kids yet?

11/9/2011 7:06:54 AM

#1347710
Doubting Thomas

*rolls eyes* You know they've run out of arguments when they accuse Darwin of beastiality.

11/9/2011 7:07:16 AM

#1347717
GigaGuess

Every day you have had the opportunity to fuck your dog. Clearly that means you are a dog-fucker.

Doesn't work that way, hon.

11/9/2011 7:16:22 AM

#1347733


Here we go with bestiality again... I've never seen anybody talk about bestiality as much as you guys do.

11/9/2011 8:45:13 AM

#1347739
\m/>_<\m/

if it'd been spotted on stormfront, it would have been with racist overtones...

11/9/2011 8:56:14 AM

#1347740
QuasiRodent

Wow, that entire thread is full of fail. Every person who's continued to engage the guy after the first couple of posts is a fail at dealing with trolls.

Even if you're feeding them to amuse yourself, don't. Just don't. It's just a form of psychological masturbation and it's gross.

I just say 'bored now' and walk away. Never to respond again. That pisses them off more than anything. :p

11/9/2011 8:59:06 AM

#1347747
FTR...

I don't know about kohldamunga, but I only have sex with apes.

11/9/2011 9:17:11 AM

#1347754


Wow, that's low. Even assuming such calumnies were even approaching true, which they are demonstrably not, we now have enough evidence to show that the theory is correct, irrespective of and independent form its origin.

11/9/2011 9:36:17 AM
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