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I have had an epiphany! I am converted! I am now an evolutionist. And it was so simple! I just turned off my brain, ignored logic, reason, math and probabilities, and put blind, credulous, undiscerning faith in the gospel according to an ape-faced 19th century atheist.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 30 Comments [12/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Darth Wang

Wow, he is such an idiot. Ever read Wong's essay on the stupidity of creationist probability arguments?


Here's a hint: The events are not sequentially dependant!

12/7/2005 6:13:36 PM

BigDaddyJ

\"ape-faced\" is is kinda harsh.
Jesus looked like a hippy is harsh too.

12/7/2005 6:30:42 PM

Sierra

I like how he uses religious language to describe the unreasonableness of believing in evolution.

I mean, don't they even realize what they're doing?

12/7/2005 6:31:22 PM

David D.G.

Is he trying to get permanent custody of the Pot And Kettle Award or something?


~David D.G.

12/7/2005 6:59:54 PM

Questioning

Yeshua Ben Yosef probably had short,cropped hair like the majority of Hebrew men @ the time, and unlike typical Hippies.
-my two bits

Doctor Doom, Evolution has abundant evidence from a very wide assortment of scientific fields to support it.
Climate change \"aka\" Global Warming, Ditto.

*Blink.

12/7/2005 7:22:39 PM

Lord Zeruel

Irony Award, anyone?

12/7/2005 7:22:52 PM

Kimball Khan

Yea, Sierra is right, by using \"blind,credulouds, undiscerning faith in the gospel\", terminology usually used to describe the predominant religious dogma on FC, to describe something he hates, he suggests that these are bad things. Even using the word gospel in that context suggests that gospels in general should not be followed.

12/7/2005 9:41:25 PM

kaibosh

there are far worse \"ape-faced\" people to put your faith in...

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

12/7/2005 10:17:52 PM

Ens

DoctorDoom has been saying insane things since time immemorial. He doesn't really have opinions, just (admittedly well-written, but not well thought-out) retorts.

12/7/2005 10:41:55 PM

Crosis

The \"Emergency Shutdown - Overload\" light on my irony meter just lit up.

12/8/2005 2:38:13 AM

Infiltrator

That sounds about right.

12/8/2005 3:45:17 AM

Edward

I'm not sure ol' DoctorDoom (with a 'c' rather than a 'k' this time...significant?) even has well-written retorts. He is able to spell and the sentences he writes seem to have both subjects and verbs.

But his comments make no sense. Even if you were to take the position that modern science was incompatible with evolution (which of course it isn't) the worst you could say is that data that was not available to Darwin and Wallace disprove their ideas. Of course, the reality is that molecular biology has been the source of some of the best evidence FOR evolution, so the good Doctor would be incorrect. By the way he writes this you get the feeling he thinks Darwin proposed evolution by natural selection for no reason and based upon no data. Sad!

12/8/2005 4:43:58 AM

Edward

And don't be dissin' chimps by comparing them to George W. Bush.

Even common chimps are better looking than the man *some* American idiots and a little bit of election fraud put into the oval office.

And bonobos are better lookin' and smarter than ol' W

12/8/2005 4:47:01 AM

DoctorX

Edward,

But that would make sense now wouldn't it? Fundies and common sense have waged war since time's dawning.

12/8/2005 5:08:38 AM

Rime

You know, I used to find DoctorDoom irritating, but now I think he's pretty funny. Of course, I don't take anything he says seriously, and I'm not in the mood to try to register at FC just to view his comments.

12/8/2005 3:34:16 PM

Joe

\"I have had an epiphany! I am converted! I am now a creationist. And it was so simple! I just turned off my brain, ignored logic, reason, math and probabilities, and put blind, credulous, undiscerning faith in the gospel according to a 1st century fundie.\"

There, fixed it.

12/8/2005 8:55:15 PM

Republican_Legion

Your All a bunch of Wankers !

12/10/2005 2:16:58 PM

Crosis

Anything of substance to add, or are you just going to sit there being a total waste of bandwidth, Legion?

12/10/2005 7:19:51 PM

The Last Conformist

Wankers have more fun.

12/11/2005 12:41:05 AM

Coffee

\"Ape-faced\"? Human beings are ALL ape-faced!

12/12/2005 1:10:31 PM

ssdexecutor

If there are three things evolutionists hate it's math, logic, and reason.

12/16/2005 5:51:05 AM

Abaddon

Legion, it's spelled \"you're\". Also, what's with the random caps?

12/20/2005 3:10:29 AM

cyborgtroy

I have had an epiphany! I am converted! I am now an evolutionist. And it was so simple! I just turned on my brain, used logic, reason, math and probabilities, and removed my blind, credulous, undiscerning faith in the Bible according to some crazy old desert-wandering sheepherders!

4/1/2008 4:33:35 PM

60613

Congratulations!
I became a christian in exactly the same manner!

YAY!

4/1/2008 9:06:11 PM

DinDC

That wasn't an epiphany - That was an epidural.

BTW - It was stillborn.

4/2/2008 2:44:58 AM
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