['It's not that fetuses can't tell you they want to live. It's that they can't want at all.']
How do you know? Talk to any fetuses lately?
Argos T. Weiner,
[12/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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How can you be sure all fetus' aren't suicidal?
12/9/2005 3:32:20 AM
I know I would be if I was crammed in there for so many months.
12/9/2005 3:59:09 AM
Actually, I have. The fetus told me I was insane.
12/9/2005 5:46:07 AM
But it said I was a picture of sanity and level-headedness compared to fundies like Argos.
12/9/2005 11:45:10 AM
The foetus was telling me that it was going to convert to Islam, therefore it had to die as a heretic!
Was that just going to far? I can never be sure.
12/9/2005 1:43:43 PM
The Last Conformist
12/9/2005 7:39:40 PM
Interestingly, yes, I have talked to several fetuses lately. That not one of them responded to me indicates that, just perhaps, they indeed cannot want at all.
12/10/2005 4:46:00 AM
If. I. Had. Successfully. Conversed. With. A. Fetus. The. Above. Would. Be. Wrong. Genius.
If it doesn't have a goddamn brain stem yet, it doesn't feel. Not even
let alone hunger or fear or a more abstract desire for life.
4/1/2011 1:01:44 PM
No, but in responding to you I feel I am talking to someone with the intellectual capacity of a fetus.
4/2/2011 12:15:23 PM
But then again, I don't ask my epithelial cells if they want to live before I brush my teeth. You people don't seem to understand that fetuses have roughly the same capacity for thought or senses, that is, zero.
12/16/2011 9:28:40 PM
That sound was the point sailing over your head.
2/16/2012 4:13:30 PM
How do you know posts don't want to be fence posts? Talked to any of them lately?
No, there's a reason for the term "dumber than a post".
Talked to any fundies lately?
No. Same reason.
2/16/2012 4:23:06 PM
No, because fetuses can't talk, that is the entire fucking point. Moron.
11/15/2012 4:00:11 AM
No, but if we could I bet we'd get a more intelligent conversation from one than we're getting from you.
11/15/2012 5:13:27 AM
They lack brains during the first trimester, weiner!
11/16/2012 11:31:22 PM
Well, aren't we clever? Think that one up by yourself, did you?
8/1/2014 12:58:03 PM