Andy Schlafly #fundie

Andy Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

E=mc² is a meaningless statement in physics that purports to relate light to matter. In fact, no theory has successfully unified the laws governing mass (i.e., gravity) with the laws governing light (i.e., electromagnetism). Simply put, E=mc² is liberal claptrap.

Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge predicts that a unified theory of all the laws of physics are impossible, because light and matter were created at different times, in different ways, as described in the Book of Genesis.

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old comment by Doubting Thomas

What's truly scary is that Andy is or was a homeschool teacher. I mean, it's like the blind leading the blind.

Andy, if you could prove to the scientific community that the theory of relativity is false, I'm sure you'd win a Nobel Prize. However, you're going to have to actually show some work instead of telling them that it's a liberal plot to allow more people to have abortions:

Some liberal politicians have extrapolated the theory of relativity to metaphorically justify their own political agendas. For example, Democratic President Barack Obama helped publish an article by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe to apply the relativistic concept of "curvature of space" to promote a broad legal right to abortion.[64]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Theory_of_relativity

old comment by checkmate

Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap.

And don't forget: Einstein was a Jew!!

So not only is E=mc2 liberal claptrap, it's also part of the devious international Jewish conspiracy. How could Schlafly miss that?

a unified theory of all the laws of physics are impossible, because light and matter were created at different times, in different ways, as described in the Book of Genesis.

And yet another chapter in the ongoing saga of the weak God.

Just because God (supposedly) created light and matter at different times, in different ways, doesn't mean that he couldn't have created them in such a way that they could be fit nicely into a unified theory. Why should that be "impossible" for an almighty God? Wouldn't it in fact be logical, neat, and tidy and make his creation more perfect?

Denying the possibility of a unified theory is an insult for God's creation, an insult for God huimself, and is therefore a deadly sin.

Have fun in Hell Andy.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@checkmate

'Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap.'

"And don't forget: Einstein was a Jew!!

So not only is E=mc2 liberal claptrap, it's also part of the devious international Jewish conspiracy. How could Schlafly miss that?"

Yet, if not for the vital equations supplied by said Jew, Einstein, the Manhattan Project not making it beyond the drawing board stage, would be the least of his problems: how many more US troops would have been killed in the War in the Pacific, against the Japanese, if not for the Atom Bomb? Then there was the little matter of the Nazis' Heavy Water (Deuterium)-based research into their own Atom Bomb (a year behind the US's); their mass-production of V-2s, and all that jazz...!

I'd say 'You do the maths, Andy', but that's already a moot point. He clearly can't, which is why - as a result of the Jewish Einstein who could do said maths - he now lives in the free and 'Westernised & pro-US Japan'- & his country's status as the only superpower-world today, certainly sans Third Reich.

And all down to a liberal: Albert Einstein. His 'Theory of Relativity'. I guess you don't have a satnav in your car eh, Andy Schaftafly? As that relies on the relativity involved in the Global Positioning System, instituted by your 'Conservative' country's Liberal Department of Defence/NASA. Yeah, curse all those liberal troops in the US Armed Forces, for their reliance on said 'liberal' relativity in the GPS they use in their M1 Abrams, Strikers, Humvees etc; even for their Precision Guided Munitions used in taking out those nasty enemies of your country, eh...?! [/mega-irony]

Andy Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

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