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Go for it. Then, when you're old and infirm and can't get out of the chair without help, your abused kid who was taught to man up and not be weak can punch you for being a pussy.
5/6/2012 8:09:52 AM
Asked once on RSTDT, though guess you didn't see it, but you a Gunnerkrigg Court fan?
5/6/2012 8:46:24 AM
I don't think my husband has ever dug a ditch in his life.
There is a very cute picture of my grandfather when he was about four years old (ca 1915). He had long blond hair and a dress-like garment on. He still managed to grow up to be fairly manly-man. He dug ditches and pulled up large roots.
5/6/2012 9:11:28 AM
Ah, fuck off. Sorry, I haven't anything wittier at this time.
5/6/2012 9:24:36 AM
@Atheissimo and Reynardine: Having no idea what you mean by Shelltown, what exactly was it, so I might have some idea how you're using it to lance Harris?
5/6/2012 9:25:48 AM
Lizuka, I never heard of Gunnerkrigg Court.
Skyknight, you must have grown up all inland. Oceanside, it's a favorite pasttime of kids (and quite a few grownups) to build sandcastles, sand forts, and sand villages, and then, since the tide comes in, it's all to do again.
5/6/2012 9:48:55 AM
You're just a sadistic asshole, aren't you?
5/6/2012 10:07:14 AM
Is he sexualizing young girls? This also shows that fundies don't want anything to do with ugly people. How shallow can a group possibly get?
5/6/2012 10:16:33 AM
Ah, just checking. Reason I ask is that a character based on / named after Reynardine's a major member of the cast, and wanted to know if you took the name from him.
5/6/2012 10:52:50 AM
Did this man just seriously advise breaking a four-year-old's hand if they don't conform to his narrow view?
5/6/2012 11:15:05 AM
I have one
When my three year old son wanted to put on nailpolish, his daddy got a coughing attack. Then I asked him wheter he wants his son to try on nail polish when he´s three or when he is 13 and rebelling. Few weeks later I saw my husband putting on nailpolish on our son. That was also the easiest way to get his nails clipped, since he got a reward afterwords.
5/6/2012 11:30:08 AM
Yeah, that's the way to stop kids being gay... make sure they just act like their own stereotypical gender. Hey, it worked for me! I'm female, I love pink, and dresses and makeup and jewelry, I'd wear high heels if I didn't have weak ankles. I don't like sports. I like fairies and princesses and stuffed animals. As a child I played with things like dolls and toy kitchens. I've never had short hair in my life, except when it was first growing out when I was a baby. And look how I turned out!
Oh right. I'm 100% lesbian. Oops. Oh well, keep beating your kids and pretending it's anything but sick child abuse, sick fuck.
5/6/2012 11:43:07 AM
No, Lizuka, the original Reynardine was a were-fox from a folk ballad of that name. "The sly, bold Reynardine" lived in a green castle and was terribly hard to find. I don't, and I'm not.
5/6/2012 11:44:26 AM
Brendan: not so much sexualizing them as training them to be sexualized.
I have had tomcats who adopted female kittens and were kindly, playful, and protective towards them. They were waiting for them to grow up. It's something like that.
5/6/2012 11:47:19 AM
Son, you need to man up. You were made by God for knuckle-dragging, nose-pickin' and, if you don't get your way, violence.
Daughter, you gotta spend your time lookin' pretty otherwise those shallow boys won't want to marry you and turn you into a baby-spewing, cookin' and cleanin' machine.
5/6/2012 11:57:41 AM
Yeah, I know, just a cast member's based on him. Difference being his main thing is possessing people.
Anyway, yeah. Back on subject, this pastor's a crazy asshole.
5/6/2012 11:59:33 AM
Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok?
Dads, when you see another dad beating up on his kid, go over and break his fucking jaw, pound his head on the ground, then call the cops. In that order.
Why does Pastor Harris stop half way? If you want to show kids, little boys and little girls, what they're expected to be like, do this: give the boy a blow up sex doll and tell him to stick his little pecker in it like a man, and give the little girl a dildo and tell her her to stick it up her glory hole like a woman.
That's the way God wants things, teach 'em young. No limp wrist, no butch, show them the right way.
smell like a girl
5/6/2012 12:35:04 PM
Lizuka, I am a person who is possessed...by a pride of cats, a hunting dog, and a rooster. But since a number of plants, including a highly aggressive wild rose, also have shares in me, I *almost* live in a green castle, and if I don't trim stuff soon, may soon be hard to find.
5/6/2012 12:54:06 PM
he will, trust me, he will. This hippie-dude up there who will say*: "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
has given order accordingly...
*or: "said". As an eternal being I have some problems with your concept of linear time, sorry..
5/6/2012 1:38:35 PM
I haven't an ounce of respect in my entire body for anyone who advocates beating children.
5/6/2012 2:03:48 PM
Ugh, fuck off. And before all the cool kids think they're superior, the other side focuses on beauty, too.
5/6/2012 2:16:30 PM
Don't tell Sean Harris that 100 years ago pink was a boys color.
5/6/2012 2:25:13 PM
@Renon: if anyone dares press him on it, he'll very likely say that no, he doesn't intend for anyone to hurt anyone else, gay or not, he's simply encouraging parents to *nonviolently discipline their children, and how dare you insinuate anything else...
...and once that's out of the way, then he'll continue to use the violent rhetoric, knowing full well what that he actually means what he says. Because this is their response to the anti-bullying campaign--to ramp up the calls for violence, but to try to pretend it's something other than what it is. And when the people who hang on his every word DO decide to "beat the gay out" of a kid, carry it a little too far and wind up killing him or her, Pastor Harris here will cluck his tongue and publicly express surprise, sorry and regret...and then go right back to saying the same things over and over, because this is actually what he and others like him want, for people other than heteronormative straight men and women to be made into harsh examples to encourage others to stay in the closet lest the same thing happen to them.
*for a certain value of "nonviolence."
5/6/2012 3:15:49 PM
The fundy solution for anything they perceive as a problem -- usually incorrectly -- is violence.
5/6/2012 3:38:58 PM
SpukiKitty, at least he isn't saying to clobber the girls?
He's still advising fathers to break their boys' wrists...
5/6/2012 5:50:41 PM
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