A Canadian farmer has lost at least 250 cows in the past 10 years. While the government has charged him and says he failed to feed them, the farmer claims the alien defense.
Werner Bock has posted plenty of YouTube videos in recent years detailing his cattle's malnourished appearance, sunken features and hair loss. He declares that his cows were the victims of "death rays," some form of alien weapon that's been covered up by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
"At least 250 head of cattle have died from what we call a death beam," Bock said on camera in May of last year. "Where the atmospheric air is manipulated into a death beam, focused on the noses of the animals."
The animals breath in the death beam and slowly die, the eastern New Brunswick farmer claims.
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Of course, the most obvious solution is that they were malnourished, but there are any number of viral, prionic, and parasitic diseases that could cause that kind of wasting. I trust there have been proper necropsies, and I hope there was a tox screen.
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
"Where the atmospheric air is manipulated into a death beam, focused on the noses of the animals."
I hate it when that happens.
"No, sir, it wasn't me being an irresponsible and all around shitty farmer, it was aliens! The History channel guy was right!"
Hey Wiskey Tango Foxtrott, tell some of your armee buddys, that sooner or later they get their asses burned, so will some of the smartass wannabe soldiers with their little toys and no brains, and all the other creeps in the neighbourhood, who think it is funny, killing and maiming peacefull animals. For the rest of you, who are ignorant, just google Werner Bock, "Farmers Ordeal", 75 min documentary with real science, no UFOs no Aliens, comes from out to lunch mounties and reporters.
Uh, no, cattle die from being malnourished. Also, I think I can see some males in a herd of cow over there... the stuff coming from their rear ends looks a lot like what you said!
Want to know the facts and not the spinn that comes from Idiots, Media Whores, Rotten Canadian Mounted Police and Yellow bellied Bureaucrats, Politicians and Lying Veterinarians, watch all four parts of "Farmers Ordeal". Hope only, that your medicated and flouredited brains have the capability, to comprehend the information. Just google: Maritime Troubles 50 megs. You will find all four parts of the documentary there, and all over the net. Better wake up. The criminals didnt just only kill animals over the last decades, but they have harmed and killed many people too, they are hiding out in your community, and create lots of customers for the biggest industry in the country, the "Health Care Industry."
Wait, wait, wait... The animals BREATH the death ray and die? What?
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It's funny because the typical conspiracy nut response to everything seems to be telling everyone else to "wake up" and Google some obscure documentary (or to visit Alex Jones' web sites). Seriously though, what are you trying to say? That veterinarians are in on the alien plot to kill your cattle? Why haven't the men in black helicopters abducted you for "speaking the truth" if you're really blowing the lid off their conspiracy? Why don't aliens have anything better to do than to sabatoge some redneck's cows? According to Occam's Razor--wherein the simplest explanation offered is the correct one--the most likely scenario is that you are terrible at what you do, starved your cows, and are either so loony that you believe aliens did it or are simply deliberately telling a lie to cover your ass.
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You know, if I was an alien (which I am most definitely not), I think I'd have better things to do than kill Earth cattle. Like fight with other alien empires for hegemony over a few light-years' worth of galaxy, or discover how to harness the power of a black hole.
Or watch stolen Earth cable.
Only in Canada!
Hey!! WAKIN'!!! This is 2013! Ever heard of corruption?! It's what thrives on the backs of oblivious New Brunswickers like you!
Already decades ago Henry Kissinger has been bragging about all the high tech RAY-weaponry "WE" (meaning the Jews of USA) have possession of, ready to use. "And things you've never even heard of", he said.
High energy laser (or whatever radiates energy in a controlled and bundled way) is already being used all over the place. Ever heard of laser cutting and welding? No "aliens" involved and no science fiction either. Just normal technology, which has apparently galloped out of your myopic view ages ago.
Today they got Werner Bock. Tomorrow it will be you! And they (criminals in high places) don't even need an excuse. They do what they want, when they want it by whatever means is available to them.
Go and watch hockey. That's the limit of what your "giant"genius allows you to digest and to produce, at best, idiotic one-liners, such as these!
He's wrong, man, it was El Chupacabra!
Even crazy hair alien guy knows it:
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