If the dark messiah of Kenya gets re-elected, there will be another Civil War – sure as shootin’. No one will believe that he was re-elected honestly!
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You know, I just realized that whoever wins the election, we all lose, and not just in the sense that both parties are ultimately in Wall Street's pocket. Think about it. If Romney wins, we get four to eight years of unbearable right-wing smugness potent enough to peel the paint off your walls. If Obama wins, we get to witness the further mental degeneration of the American right wing, to the point where people like Glenn Beck will seem sane and rational.
Raised By Horses, are you turning into Brendan now?
I'm still baffled as to why this OP named himself after an African deity.
@SpukiKitty
I should hope not. I'm only cynical when it comes to politics, not people.
(Most of the time, anyway).
They’re pretty smug and sure of Obamama’s re-upping!
And you seem to be pretty smug about him not being reelected. Or if he his, you seem pretty smug about people being upset enough to resort to a civil war. You know that's not going to happen.
Keep telling yourself that, Mr. African Deity.
And SpukiKitty, I like you and most of the other good folks here. I'm trying to mellow out, so can you give it a rest?
It would be great if Eye of Whores would explain what the next Civil War would be about. Banana Republicans or a jihad of Teabaggers wouldn't be legitimate enough for a Civil War.
Disturbing the peace, maybe. Vandalism, more than likely.
Yeah...
With Romney's flip-flopping and flagrant question dodging, it could scare even the anyone-but-Obama folks into voting for Obama.
By the way, your dark messiah is responsible for ending the Iraq War and the killing of Osama Bin Laden.
I DARE you to start another Civil War. Do it you wuss! And see what happens!
@ Raided By Horses
There is a silver lining: Wall Street didn't donate a penny to Obama this time. They are all in favor of Romney because they know he will sell the poor and middle class to the rich.
"sure as shootin’"?
What are you, six?
Well I'd be doggoned tootin' with my cool beans, this here backwoods cow-screwing meth moonshinin' kooter brown done gone and got himself all upset 'cause the guy in the White House don't look like his type. I mean, sure, Presidents are generally richer, go to college, can speak well, know about other countries, and wear fancy shmancy suits all the time...but THIS one had the audacity to be black too!
@ Anon:
While true (with the exception of a single Nubian dynasty toward the end) it's still ironic because the ancient Egyptians looked like modern Egyptians, that is to say, Arabic. It's not like in the movies where the ancient Egyptians are inexplicably white Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Egypt borders the tropics; if whites were indigenous to the area, the rate of skin cancer would be through the roof.
Ah, sorry, wasn't sure about whether the ancient Egyptians had a connection to the black Africans... just wanted to give a sort of explanation for all the people here claiming that ancient Egypt was part of Africa. Even if it is, that doesn't mean that ancient Egyptians had any (or at least much) connection with actual black African people, thus this racist's name isn't really ironic.
@ Brendan Rizzo:
THANK YOU.
All is forgiven.
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