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Quote# 8819

[Refering to a "liberal churchi's" Jesus]

Their Jesus is a weak, pacifistic, lamb-holding wuss, the prototype Mister Rogers who preached nothing but love and peace and acceptance and tolerance (which leads one to wonder how He got Himself cruficied). Their God is a George Burns lookalike who would never condemn anyone to hell, and Who will allow everyone into heaven, even those who have spent their lives denying Him, loathing Him, defying Him and spitting in His face.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 64 Comments [1/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jeremy

George Burns makes a way better god than the current christian deity.

1/2/2006 10:14:26 AM

Rime

\"denying Him, loathing Him, defying Him and spitting in His face.\"

Umm, all this because there is so little difference between the Pharisee priests and modern Christians. I have never met an athiest who spits on Jesus and his myriad images erected by conservative Christians.

I've used this quote before, and it's appropriate now...
Athiests don't hate God, it's the fan club they're fed up with.

1/2/2006 2:13:12 PM

moonbiter

First, is there another Jesus besides the \"turn the other cheek\" one?

Second, isn't \"omnibenevolence\" supposed to be one of God's attributes?

Why do so many Fundamentalists want \"God\" to be the pen name of Ares?

1/2/2006 2:23:01 PM

Blurb

Their Jesus???

It’s statements like this that make me hope Christianity will one day self-destruct under the weight of its own brainless interpretations.

1/2/2006 2:35:02 PM

The Last Conformist

John Keegan once said that no modern man believes himself to be at the mercy of cruel and uncaring gods. Clearly, Mr Keegan was wrong.

1/2/2006 5:57:40 PM

Darth Wang

Right, because everyone prefers the Jesus from Revelations, although he has a higher special effects budget.

1/2/2006 6:45:43 PM

Crosis

In other words, a benevolent God, unlike yours.

1/2/2006 8:28:25 PM

NonHomogenized

Re; #9570
TLC, Mr. Keegan may still be right. Doctor Doom is no modern man. Maybe a Homo Erectus...

1/2/2006 10:28:56 PM

Jeramyu

My jesus can perform lighting attacks and fly. He's level 54.

1/2/2006 10:30:23 PM

ryan

I think this neeeds an award. Something like the \"My Jesus can beat up your Jesus\" award.

1/3/2006 12:39:26 AM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

I'm getting real sick of Doctor Doom. He's an arrogant, self-righteous blowhard with very little substance. It really is funny how the others at Free Conservatives seem to worship this guy and egg him on. He actually is considered witty and intelligent in that forum. Pathetic, very sad.

1/3/2006 1:05:25 AM

The Great Chuck Norris

Jesus Christ Doctor Doom is a retard. He probably could have been an extra in \"The Ringer\"

1/3/2006 1:14:33 AM

The Great Chuck Norris

Sorry for the double post

The doc has the first dumb statement of 2006

1/3/2006 1:26:07 AM

Luffy

\"I'm getting real sick of Doctor Doom. He's an arrogant, self-righteous blowhard with very little substance. It really is funny how the others at Free Conservatives seem to worship this guy and egg him on. He actually is considered witty and intelligent in that forum. Pathetic, very sad.\"

Well, he's a belligerent asshole who never knows when to shut up and whose arguments are full of fallacies which look good to ignorant people. He's the wet dream of every regular poster there.

1/3/2006 10:25:34 PM

Crosis

Anything of substance to add, Redneck, or are you going to live up to your username?

1/4/2006 10:06:07 PM

Darth Wang (the real one)

Imitators shall be punished.

1/4/2006 10:29:29 PM

The Great Chuck Norris

Ten Dollars that poster who was being retarded posing as everyone was Doctor Dumbass

1/5/2006 1:01:28 AM

DoctorX

Imbiciles and fools

1/5/2006 5:13:40 AM

The Great Chuck Norris

Imbeciles*

1/5/2006 5:35:50 AM

sadchristian

I am a therapist. This guy Doctor Doom is mentally ill.

1/6/2006 11:12:31 PM

quantumspirit

Doctor Doom is a sick fuck, spreading his disease to the rest of Freak Conservatives.

Yeah, Jesus was 'intolerant' toward the religious elite who threatened his followers and their peaceful way of life. Maybe Jesus was a liberal fundamentalist!

1/6/2006 11:17:03 PM

The Great Chuck Norris

It is stupid comments like this that make me proud of spamming up his board.

1/7/2006 1:02:56 AM

jenny

i can see that jesus' love has touched your heart.

why oh why are so many christians so angry and yet talk of the great peace that their religion gives them.

1/9/2006 5:28:21 AM

llDayo

Doctor Doom (as well as most of the regulars there) is not a christian. If God exists, he will be burning in hell just like the rest of us.

1/12/2006 2:42:10 PM

hannah

\"Their Jesus???

It’s statements like this that make me hope Christianity will one day self-destruct under the weight of its own brainless interpretations.\"
BRAVO

1/15/2006 2:17:34 PM
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