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So what's your theological stance here- sin automatically creates termites, Satan creates termites, or God creates termites?
Enquiring minds want to know.
9/15/2012 4:22:53 AM
What the hell are you saying?
And if you have a real doctorate, I'm a Dutchman.
9/15/2012 4:25:53 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Just another dumb-phuck fundie who has never actually read a bible.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
9/15/2012 4:26:27 AM
Filin De Blanc
"It's all the fault of sin" is a terrible excuse. Even if you accept that Adam was the direct cause of the whole thing when he ate the fruit, since God designed an entire system of geology, genetics etc. that could be ruined by one guy eating an apple it's safe to say God screwed up somewhere. I mean, if you overload a washing machine and it explodes destroying half of the city, while you may have been the ultimate cause of the explosion, the manufacturer shouldn't have made something that could explode so easily with such devastating consequences in the first place.
9/15/2012 4:28:37 AM
Oh, but if I build a wooden table, I can do things to protect it from the termites. If I fail to do so, then I have little to complain about if my table should get eaten up.
9/15/2012 4:29:10 AM
"since God i snot sin"
Is he talking about God, snot and sin? Well that's a new angle.
9/15/2012 4:34:41 AM
Is your god omnipotent or not?
If he is then guess what...
9/15/2012 4:42:52 AM
God created sin when he put two bored humans in a blank room with a History Eraser Button. He's the original tempter, the sin-enabler.
9/15/2012 4:48:27 AM
I think that most real doctors understand basic grammar and punctuation, at least.
9/15/2012 4:48:47 AM
Good ol' Tee Boy, still chattering merrily away about non-existent things like Bible God and sin. I'm certain that whatever it is he's going on about means something to him.
9/15/2012 5:07:19 AM
Oh, not this fucking charlatan again! Dave 'not-a-real-doctor' Tee seems to be trying to emulate Kent 'I'm-not-one-either' Hovind in dishonesty, but out do him in stupidity.
If disease organisms (or pathogens as real doctors call them) didn't evolve, perhaps you could enlighten us miserable sinners as to how MRSA came about?
9/15/2012 5:10:23 AM
- God created the Garden of Eden and placed the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil at the center.
- He created the human beings with no concept of good or evil, or even what death was.
- We told them not to eat the fruit of the tree, even though they couldn't possibly understand the consequences.
- He failed to put a fence or a guard up to protect the tree (like the Angel he put up to guard the Tree of Life AFTER they had already eaten from this one.)
- He placed a serpent in the Garden knowing full well that it would try to tempt the two humans who had no concept of good or evil.
In short, God is a trial lawyer's dream. He's so guilty of negligence it's not even funny. If God was in the building trade, he would build a preschool with a lava pit in the center, fail to install a guard rail around it, and then hang up yummy candy over the pit just out of reach. His only defense at the capital murder trial would be "Hey, I TOLD those kids not to jump in the lava. It's not MY fault. They had free will."
9/15/2012 5:16:42 AM
Oh My Dog!
I did think about it, and this is what I came up with.
You are saying little bits of corruption are mutations. It's something that's always harmful like termites destroying a table.
How do you explain then the occasional "bit of corruption" that actually favors survival? Those individuals that have it pass it along to their offspring, and it eventually becomes common in the population thereby enhancing the survival of the species.
Sounds like plain ol' evolution to me, which has tons of evidence supporting it. Sin however, has none.
Your doctoral degree is from a diploma mill, amirite?
9/15/2012 5:58:33 AM
How convenient. And I bet if you beat your kids, disobedience broke their jaw, not your fists?
Man creates God in his image, and this image is the one of a man who doesn't want to own up to his actions
9/15/2012 6:02:36 AM
Then who created them you retard? Was there an evil God creating bad stuff?
By the way, then please explain Isaiah 45:7.
I am the Lord, and there is no other.
I form the light and create darkness,
I bring prosperity and create disaster;
I, the Lord, do all these things.
9/15/2012 6:06:34 AM
"disease organisms did not evolve but came as a result of the corruption that entered the world at Adam's sin."
Dear Ceiling Cat, what fucking century is this?
9/15/2012 6:14:21 AM
Ah, "Dr" Tee is back, as stupid as ever and even less literate than usual. I reckon his "Doctorate" is worth less than the empty cigarette packet I just threw into the bin.
9/15/2012 6:26:19 AM
Jordab the Folf
A "doctor" who can't spell. Ugh. Also, the problem is that God is either a shitty keeper or just doesn't care about us if he lets all that get into our world (although, as previously mentioned, God is just a huge dick and put the bad stuff in the world himself, Bible says so). Either way, it's stupid, and dumb. And stupid.
9/15/2012 6:27:33 AM
You claim to be a doctor, but you don't even read through your text before posting it?
If God didn't want the fruit to be eaten, why did he create it in the first place?
9/15/2012 6:31:47 AM
When Dave got his "doctorate" did he miss english class?
9/15/2012 6:32:44 AM
"Let me illustrate: you build a wood table, you kep it inside from harms way and after a bit of time termites were allowed in. Did you create the termites to attack your table? Did you open the door to let them in? Would you like to be falsely accused of doing it even though it was your table and you thought it was good?"
Ah! Dr. Stupid! You again? Okay! Well, have you ever considered that termites are just simple wild critters that'll eat any kind of wood? That's what they eat, wood. No evil involved. Just creature eating what nature ordained. Lions eat meat. Antelopes eat plants. Humans eat pretty much anything that's plant or animal (and then some). When termites eat wood, they are innocents with no malice...just a bunch of bugs gobbling up their natural diet.
"...God i snot sin..."
Dr. Stupid just LOVES them nose goblins! Just ask his pal, Ren the Chihuahua!
What a weirdo.
9/15/2012 7:01:19 AM
No, it's as if you built the table right next to termites.
9/15/2012 7:07:39 AM
"disease organisms did not evolve but came as a result of the corruption that entered the world at Adam's sin"
So you believe in spontaneous generation, in life coming from non-life? That's interesting.
9/15/2012 7:23:19 AM
And exactly what is "sin"?
9/15/2012 7:32:26 AM
I see, omnipotence is off the table.
Until it's back on, with people like Dr. David Tee it's always an absolute conclusion until the next paragraph.
9/15/2012 7:32:40 AM
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