In a stunning surprise, the American womyn won gold in Olympic soccer (er, football), making team Japan their little bitches.
The entire United States is frantically celebrating this awesome display of grrrlpower, which lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners.
American men are putting on aprons, baking cakes, and knitting soccer leggings for their female betters. Fathers across the land are getting misty-eyed thinking of how wonderful it would be if their daughters could grow up to be deep-voiced, fuzzy-faced ball-kickers — just like the American womyn’s soccer team.
I am so proud to be an American today. It really chokes me up—
But I have this nagging feeling that we still haven’t quite yet achieved the greatness of the 1983 East German “women’s” track and field squad.
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And your precious - and previously unbeaten - Wheelchair Rugby team were beaten by Canada in the 2012 London Paralympics (as per the Ice Hockey in 2010 Vancouver; there's now a new Red Machine to deal with!).
Your point , F.U. Price...?
So Price, the spearhead groupie, is afraid of strong women.
Well, I'm shocked all to heck by this, you?
The women's soccer team is fairly girly, actually, and most of them are damn hot. Apparently he thinks female soccer players all take steroids?
XD I'm going to fixate on the 'at least once a month.' I think most people have been married a while before they cut back to once a month, and I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as celebratory sex.
Is he insinuating that lesbians don't actually like having sex with one another? Is that the point? O.o
Louisa Necib. (OK, she plays for France, but she's a damn good player and smoking hot.)
Actually I preferred the way Japan played; not having the speed and strength of the US, they rely more on skill and fast passing. Fair play, though, the US played to their strengths and won.
"deep-voiced, fuzzy-faced ball-kickers" Meet Hope Solo, goalkeeper of the womens US soccer team.image
Have you SEEN the women's soccer team? They're fucking knockouts.
You fail sports, you fail a very enticing eye exam, you fail manhood mister.
Strong and athletic =/= masculine! That's cute, W.T.F Price is feeling threatened by girls who can fight back! Guess what? Boys and girls are equals...there are no betters or lessers, there are no superiors or inferiors-we are all equal! Take that home with you!
Actually, Betty Boop is manlier than this dolt.
Once a month? Hubby and me celebrated 25 years together last month, and we have "carnal relations" much, much more often than just once a month.
How did sex, and lesbians, get into the mix, btw? Weren't we talking about soccer? You know the sport where you actually use your feet to move the ball around. American football could be called carry-ball. What does it matter what gender is involved; if you're a good football player, you're a good football player, regardless of the equipment between your legs.
"female betters"-you got that right!
I love the way he admits that he adores lesbian sex while fearing it at the same time.
My bf likes to cook & he does it quite well.
I'm not deep voiced or fuzzy faced but if I ever meet you wf price-I WILL become a ball kicker. And you should know that I'm fond of platform shoes & boots with spikes on the side.
These are gorgeous, magnificently fit women of nigh endless endurance coasting on the thrill of victory, an adrenaline high, and are probably buzzed from the victory party.
Now they are going home to their spouses, boyfriends (and maybe girlfriends) and they are going to have themselves a much more intense victory party that may well last for weeks. Nigh endless stamina, remember?
Lament that as you spend tonight alone, pondering your tired hand and why the magic is long gone.
When I see strong women, I am happy. I find strong women attractive and facinating. I work hard to gain the respect of strong women... and I tend to get laid by strong women.
When Price sees a strong woman, he shits himself with fear because strong women wont put up with his crap.
I must have missed the announcement concerning the frequency of sexual relations required of lesbians this month. Not that it would effect me much, but it could be a tittillating read.
"I am so proud to be an American today. It really chokes me up
"
Damn, for a moment I thought it said "It really chokes me..."
If any of this were true I would still be busy consoling the Extremely Yummy Japan team.
Except it's not, so I'm not.
"Deep voiced, fuzzy-faced ball kickers", really?!
I loved it when that soccer player took of her top and ran around bare chested to the screams of the crowd.. what ?
[she was wearing a sports bra]
so no bouncy titties ?
[no]
oh.
carnal relations once a month ? how sad. I bet its more often.
Any member of the olympic soccer team is a better soccer player than I am , so what ?
deep voiced fuzzy faced ball kickers ? seek help dude.
I think lesbians have a lot more carnal relations than once a month.
And as a (west) German, I resent this namedropping of our eastern sisters. You know NOTHING of this time.
lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners.
At least once this month? Are you just pissed off because your wife has no interest in sex with you more than once a year or so?
Go fuck yourself, both Japan and America played a great game.
>:( I can laugh off your imbecilic misogyny, but belittling great sportsmanship is out of order.
99% of the time I've seen the spelling "womyn" it's been from people mocking feminism, not actual feminists. Not even the fringe uses it anymore. Even our radfem quotes probably say womyn less than our MRA quotes do. It's kind of hilarious.
(@Berny: Part of me doesn't condone violence but another part of me really wants to kick one of these assholes in the groin someday. Except that'd probably be considered brain damage.)
The entire United States is frantically celebrating this awesome display of grrrlpower, which lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners.
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