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Why is it so important to God that men and women dress modestly and distinctly different from each other? The reason is this: if you see two people walking down the sidewalk together, and they are both in pants, how do you know which is the man, and which is the woman? If you cannot tell at a glance from a distance, then you will keep looking until you know. Your eyes will be drawn to the differences in the way that God has made men and women. Those areas entice people to lust.

Liberty Gospel Tracts, libertygospeltracts.com 80 Comments [9/17/2012 3:20:59 AM]
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#1448236
Titania

ORLY

9/17/2012 3:48:36 AM

#1448238
Mudak

Fascinating, especially when you consider that, in the garden of eden, we were all naked and god told us to be fruitful and multiply.

9/17/2012 3:49:22 AM

#1448241
Filin De Blanc

Once again, "if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out". Nowhere does Jesus say "if thine eye offend thee, tell people to stop walking in front of it".

9/17/2012 3:55:31 AM

#1448244
Swede

Two people walking down the sidewalk could be two men or two women. It could be a kilt-wearing man and a pants-wearing woman. What does it matter to you, anyway?

Does the Bible mention pants at all?

9/17/2012 4:09:26 AM

#1448245
Mandy

Which is the man, and which is the woman? So it can't be two men or two women walking together? Why should I care whether strangers are men or women anyway?

9/17/2012 4:14:48 AM

#1448247
Prager

Someone has "issues".

9/17/2012 4:18:22 AM

#1448249
Percy Q. Shunn

What about a man who wears "mom jeans?"


9/17/2012 4:24:19 AM

#1448252
Pule Thamex

"Why is it so important to God that men and women dress modestly and distinctly different from each other?"

I think you'll find that people are generally able to tell the difference between men and women whether or not they wear pants. But, we know it is certainly true that nonexistent gods, particularly Bible God, have no idea whatsoever. Perhaps men and women in pants are as invisible to Him as He, in all His glorious and nebulous nudity, is to men and women. Maybe Bible God needs to wear a skirt, or pants, or maybe just a loin-cloth? Sorry, didn't mean to frighten anyone.

9/17/2012 4:26:26 AM

#1448254


Just because you feel a need to ogle people doesn't mean everyone does... and women dressing in dresses and skirts isn't gonna stop you, is it?

9/17/2012 4:27:50 AM

#1448260
D Laurier

Or maybe... fundies could mind their own business, and not be fapping at random strangers.

9/17/2012 4:36:50 AM

#1448264
Reynardine

I know the difference, you dork, and so does any other sighted person with a brain. If you are preoccupied with lust and it bothers you, cut off your genitals, like Origen did, and let the rest of us enjoy it in peace.

9/17/2012 4:41:53 AM

#1448268
Doubting Thomas

The first time I ever met my wife she was wearing blue jeans. I knew instantly that she was a woman. If you're really having trouble determining who is a man or woman because they all wear pants, then you have serious problems.

With the idea of "being enticed to lust" I think they do have problems, mainly being frightened of their own sexuality.

9/17/2012 4:47:37 AM

#1448271
Canadia

God sure does have his priorities straight.

9/17/2012 4:48:14 AM

#1448272
anevilmeme

What century is this?

9/17/2012 4:49:53 AM

#1448281
Frostythesnowman

So presumably the burka is the answer? You people are almost indistinguishable from Muslims these days.

9/17/2012 5:04:52 AM

#1448288
nutbunny

Why do you care whether they're man or woman? What if they're hermaphroditic? Why do you care? Do you want to know the biological sex beforehand so that you end up hitting on your preferred sex?

9/17/2012 5:17:46 AM

#1448289
whatever

I couldn't care less who's walking along the pavement, unless they're people I know. Otherwise I just ignore them as they were none of my business to begin with.

9/17/2012 5:23:51 AM

#1448290
Mandy

Double post

9/17/2012 5:26:46 AM

#1448293
LAchlan

Mom jeans. Fantastic!

9/17/2012 5:35:59 AM

#1448295
Philbert McAdamia

how do you know which is the man, and which is the woman?

Dang hippies with all that long hair, wearing flowers and shit harrumph! It's gettin' so's ya cain't tell the boys from the girls.

*Ahem* I thought your god knows everything. And it's none of your beeswax, anyway.

9/17/2012 5:37:43 AM

#1448297
Mister Spak

"Your eyes will be drawn to the differences in the way that God has made men and women. Those areas entice people to lust."

And that's the way god intended it. Why are you fighting against god?

9/17/2012 5:43:33 AM

#1448300
The Crimson Ghost

You can't see the difference; not when everyone is a sexless android!

I plan to keep looking at men in pants (or no pants)& lusting after the hot ones, plus the one I live with.

It does not affect me in the least what other people wear-the only possible exceptions being boys with super baggy shit catchers & little girls dressed up like Vegas whores. I'm looking at you, Toddlers & Tiaras.

9/17/2012 5:49:54 AM

#1448307
dionysus

I can tell a man from a woman, even wearing very similar clothes.





And I don't even have to look at their junk to do it.

Those areas entice people to lust.

In the proper context. Otherwise they're just a part of the body. Unless you're one of those perverts that wants women to stop breastfeeding their babies just because it makes you uncomfortable.

9/17/2012 6:08:30 AM

#1448310
Pikachukid



Yeah. Quite clearly guys.

9/17/2012 6:10:38 AM

#1448324
Horsefeathers

"The reason is this: if you see two people walking down the sidewalk together, and they are both in pants, how do you know which is the man, and which is the woman?"

There are several not so subtle primary and secondary sexual characteristics that may tip you off.

This also doesn't explain why your god would allow what was, essentially, a dress as male attire for much of the time during which your Wholly Babble took place.

"If you cannot tell at a glance from a distance, then you will keep looking until you know."

And?

"Your eyes will be drawn to the differences in the way that God has made men and women. Those areas entice people to lust."

Yeah, because people are completely incapable of fantasizing on their own.

9/17/2012 6:45:06 AM
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