@Troll/Hypocrite/Nuts4Life
"I'm sorry"
No you're not. Otherwise, you wouldn't have thought about thinking about saying that before you said it in the first place. You're such a sad loss to the diplomatic corps, dearie. 'Tact' clearly an alien concept to you fundies; I refer you to here:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89789&Page=4
What you said about Yellowman there. Why be 'sorry'? You never thought about being so before coming out with that crack about him then, so why change now?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
"Please forgive me"
So the proven liar, revenge fantasist, racist, person discriminatory against disabled people, drama-creating troll who doesn't contribute constructively to discussions by not answering our questions to our satisfaction (by abandoning such; ''you keep suggesting that you want me to answer your questions or debate you. If you are up for it, I'm game') and long-time Attention Whore who thinks she has the right to any forgiveness (who has acted as if a deity ceased to exist, and made her Lord God Alimghty, with her own condemnatory & judgemental attitude/'opinions', despite what Matthew 7:1 says) has said, thus:
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If you are really sorry, and want forgiveness, then leave FSTDT, and never return. Ever.
If you dare return, expect the above 'Attention Whore' macro to appear, with links to your previous Attention Whoring in threads that had absolutely nothing to do with you, personally; yet, never showing up on a thread that was a direct quote by you.
You, a 'Christian'? I've worked with Christians. I know Christians. My best friend is a Christian. Dearie, you're [i]no[/i] Christian.
'I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.'
-Mohandas K. 'Mahatma' Gandhi
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'WWJD' about you?
A serious attitude readjustment is in order, dearie. If 'Spinach Man' and 'That thing ain't even white, let alone black. His face is like made out of playdoh, dude' is the best your fundie-perverted mind can come out with. If you expect any 'respect' (and you think you deserve any from anyone here, with your behavioural track record, along with your beliefs' less than zero credibility, as per your not answering our questions to our satisfaction, and/or reduced to your infantile 'revenge fantasies'/Turn or Burn nonsense), then spare us the 'What a beautiful scene it would be to see that little man restored and whole in heaven, leaping and praising God on his fully functional legs and enjoying a freedom he never knew during his life'-esque pathetic conversion platitudes, and make like a Unitarian Universalist/Quaker, and keep your sick & vile 'beliefs' to yourself. Otherwise, expect to have anything you say/think/yourself subject to worse than 'insults'
The phrase 'Those who don't want their beliefs laughed at, shouldn't have such funny beliefs'. It exists for a reason. It's certainly the raison d'etre of FSTDT. After all...
Do you see us (pointing &) laughing, ripping the piss out of, and argumentally annihilating the beliefs of the Quakers, Amish/Mennonites, Unitarian Universalists, Buddhists, Sufi Muslims, Wiccans et al (PROTIP: There are [non]fundie Christians, Wiccans et al who are commenters in FSTDT)? Question: If not, why not?
You know the only possible answer to that question (for you now) is this: to never appear in FSTDT again. Ever.
It's over for you. You are no longer welcome here. Now go and be an Attention Whore, infecting yourself somewhere else.
Matthew 10:14 orders you to.