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#1458514
Tolpuddle Martyr
Someone took Dragon Ball Z waaaay to seriously!
10/15/2012 3:32:04 AM
#1458519
louislois
Is this a troll? It's gotta be.
Please......?
10/15/2012 3:39:53 AM
#1458520
Holy shit this guy went full retard.
"kara" means empty, while "te" means hand, hence karate = empty hand.
While based on prior chinese martial arts, karate was born in Japan and has nothing to do with Tibet.
10/15/2012 3:44:17 AM
#1458523
Titania
As a former karate student, I call bullshit on all points.
10/15/2012 3:47:16 AM
#1458532
M the cursed.
AS a shito ryu practitionner, this is utter bullshit from an ignorant brainwashed fundie.
And for karate, It coame from Ryukyu island, not tibet.
And the roots goes deeper, in China.
But I let this issue to better informed people.
10/15/2012 3:58:04 AM
#1458537
Horus IX
Damn it...I facepalmed so hard I have to go to the hospital. I'll send you the bill Francis.
10/15/2012 4:04:35 AM
#1458539
KittyKaboomBruce Lee didn't found Karate, he founded his own tradition of it called
Jeet Kune Do.
Chinese martial arts are over four thousand years old. You know about as much about history as I do about Hungarian cabinet making.
10/15/2012 4:06:01 AM
#1458544
Leighton Buzzard
In the words of Miss Piggy: "Hiiii - yah!!!"
10/15/2012 4:09:42 AM
#1458546
Reynardine
Well, well, well, even Satanists have fundies.
10/15/2012 4:13:34 AM
#1458547
"s and used in the deadliest art form of self defense - Karate’"
the whole point of karate was that it was supposed to be one of the LEAST deadly, at least less deadly than fighting with a sword and all that
10/15/2012 4:14:07 AM
#1458567
Meishayuri
Smoke some more bible weed there, Francis. I don't think you're high enough to see Satan doing kata in the early morning.
10/15/2012 4:37:45 AM
#1458579
Wehpudicabok
"Man, FSTDT is just filled with Christians being ignorant about homosexuality. It's so cliche! I wish I could read about Satanists being ignorant about karate!"
This is actually what I was wishing yesterday. How did you know?
Next time: Baha'i people are ignorant about chess?!?
10/15/2012 4:49:13 AM
#1458585
FELIX LÆTVS
Huh? Seriously? I'm ashamed that idiots like you are in my country.
10/15/2012 4:55:45 AM
#1458592
New Face of Rove
Karate is the "Deadliest art form of self-defense"?
Er yeah... this isn't Mortal Kombat, generally karate doesn't involve killing people.
10/15/2012 5:08:48 AM
#1458594
Hasher
Kara-te means @empty hand@, pillock. It denotes an unarmed style as opposed to fighting with weapons.
The sounds are part of breath control, like the grunts of tennis players as they serve hard.
10/15/2012 5:10:09 AM
#1458596
gravematter
Lying in the name of your religion? Classy.
10/15/2012 5:15:07 AM
#1458597
Doubting Thomas
I always thought "karate" means "open hand." As in, they don't fight with weapons.
And seeing as how "karate" is a Japanese word, I find it hard to believe that it originated in Tibet.
10/15/2012 5:15:25 AM
#1458612
Mister Spak
"Kara–means ‘I surrender myself’ and Te’—means ‘to Zen Buddha.’"
No dumbass, it means 'empty hand' meaning you fight without a weapon in your hand.
You are enslaved to demons of stupid. They whisper lies in your ear and you hasten to believe and obey. These demons are found whenever willing victims congregate - in christian churches.
10/15/2012 5:38:47 AM
#1458642
Horsefeathers
Is there some Big Book of Stupid Shit these people find things like this in? If so, why can people manage to get actual literature banned but not this particular publication that far too many people appear to have access to?
10/15/2012 6:34:11 AM
#1458644
John_in_Oz
The Bulldust Award still goes to Cyril Henry Hoskins (Lobsang Rampa), for ignorant lies about Zen Bhuddhism.
It's not that your tripe is any less fictional, ignorant or malicious than his, it's just that his was better written.
10/15/2012 6:35:18 AM
#1458645
The greatest lesson to be learned from martial arts is that one should never want to use them.
You fail.
10/15/2012 6:35:55 AM
#1458651
Jeff Weskamp
I wonder how many people are in this "High Priest's" congregation?
Probably him and his cat.
And "Magus-Thor'rauna" looks exactly like the sort of name a novice D&D player would give to his character.
10/15/2012 6:47:07 AM
#1458655
Rabbit of Caerbannog
wat
10/15/2012 6:53:31 AM
#1458668
Swede
I thought it meant "empty hand", but what do I know?
Hollywood is the center of make-believe; you shouldn't take anything they say for granted, stupid.
10/15/2012 7:43:01 AM
#1458669
rebel
Karate + Satanism = WTF are you on about?
10/15/2012 7:52:23 AM
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