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#1458948
Stonespiral
I'm willing to bet the 'school' you graduated from was far from accredited and had a cross in the logo.
10/16/2012 3:51:01 AM
#1458955
Filin De Blanc
This "PhD tested theological method" doesn't happen to involve using large quantities of narcotics, does it?
10/16/2012 3:56:03 AM
#1458962
rubber chicken
If you can scam money from deluded Teapartyites, go for it!
Personally, I think you've gone for the wrong media. I don't believe that your target market have much truck with books. You should have gone with cartoons or maybe even finger painting.
10/16/2012 4:06:57 AM
#1458976
Leighton Buzzard
That's your PhD? That's setting the bar low, even for Patriot University.
10/16/2012 4:41:54 AM
#1458978
pete
There are many names for the gift of being able "to see angels, demons, and the Holy Spirit". Lunacy, schizophrenia, and psychosis are amongst the most common.
10/16/2012 4:44:45 AM
#1458997
Rob aka Mediancat
Sounds crazy? Yes. It sounds like something the Joker would look at and say, "Sorry, kiddo, that's too weird even for me."
10/16/2012 5:03:14 AM
#1459003
VioletBeauregarde
You're trippin'! No more peyote for you, mister...you obviously can't handle it!
10/16/2012 5:06:51 AM
#1459009
Mister Spak
I got my Ph.D. at Starfleet academy by writing my dissertation on aliens living in subspace domains.
10/16/2012 5:14:48 AM
#1459021
Prager
God, the holy spirit, angels, and demons are imaginary unless you are insane. If you think you can actually SEE them then you seriously need the help of a good psychiatrist. FIXED!
10/16/2012 5:26:03 AM
#1459022
Doubting Thomas
"You, too, can see angels and demons. Just follow my course for $19.95. And if you act now, I'll throw in at no cost to you, your very own angel. That's just $19.95, operators are standing by."
10/16/2012 5:26:23 AM
#1459041
D Laurier
I call BULLSHIT.
10/16/2012 5:50:37 AM
#1459043
UHM
"I just earned my PhD in Theology" somebody mastrubating the entire time you would have done that would have archieved more that you did.
"I successfully defended in my PhD dissertation," How? Did you call the testers atheists, satanist or demon-possesed after every question?
"logical, systematic, and biblical." One of these does not fit the theme, can you tell which?
10/16/2012 5:53:33 AM
#1459063
gravematter
Does the evidence for Obama being possessed by demons in any way relate to the colour of his skin? I'm willing to bet it does...
10/16/2012 6:11:30 AM
#1459071
Dr. Razark
"...logical, systematic, and biblical."
One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Can you tell which thing is not like the others,
By the time I finish my song?
By the way, where did you "earn" your PhD? I paid $20 for my doctorate, but I'm not under any delusions that it is actually worth anything.
10/16/2012 6:21:05 AM
#1459072
The Crimson Ghost
I suppose that claiming that Obama is demonically possessed is a bit of a change from screaming that he's a communist.
If I want to see Angels & Demons I'll buy the DVD.
10/16/2012 6:22:57 AM
#1459078
Dr.Shrinker
Invisible spirits that only you and a few other "special" people can see influencing our nation's chief executive...naw nothing crazy about that.
(I'll keep him busy, you call the boys in white)
10/16/2012 6:33:23 AM
#1459079
dionysus
Do you believe in God, the Holy Spirit, Angels, and Demons?
I do. But these spirits are invisible, unless you have the GIFT.
Yes, you have to be a pretty big fuckwad to post this garbage on the internet under the false authority of a PhD in Theology.
10/16/2012 6:33:40 AM
#1459086
freako104
Where did you get your PhD? And Biblical tends to contradict logical thoughts
10/16/2012 6:58:44 AM
#1459094
Horsefeathers
"I just earned my PhD in Theology by writing my dissertation on the spiritual gift of discerning of spirits"
I always suspected that theology degrees were a sham. I'm not sure how something like that gets to be considered a credible degree.
Religious studies, as a subset of anthropology for instance, I could see being a legitimate field of study, but theology just doesn't seem to me like it would be a "real" degree and this just shows why.
"Do you believe in God, the Holy Spirit, Angels, and Demons?
I do. But these spirits are invisible, unless you have the gift."
Oh, of course. I thought everyone knew that.
"Am I saying Obama is demon-possessed? No."
Yes. (See your previous sentence, moron.)
"Sounds crazy?"
Yes. Very.
"No, it’s actually logical, systematic, and biblical."
Logical and Biblical should never be used in the same sentence together in the manner you're attempting. You could hurt someone with the fits of laughter that will ensue after reading the sentence.
10/16/2012 7:16:31 AM
#1459103
Toothygrin
Am I the only one that read "gift/ability" as "gullability?"
10/16/2012 7:42:18 AM
#1459112
Table Rock
Does your book come with a reading light and a Snuggie? And if I call within the next 10 minutes, does it include a PhD in Theology?
10/16/2012 8:16:33 AM
#1459122
John_in_Oz
P.S. Please send money for my book, not more psychiatrists.
~ Gordon.
10/16/2012 8:27:12 AM
#1459127
Thinking Allowed
You mean that Kent Hovind had a classmate?
10/16/2012 8:29:55 AM
#1459141
Meeeh
I just earned my PhD in Theology..
A PhD in Bullshit it seems - good grief, what a useless degree!
10/16/2012 8:48:57 AM
#1459145
louislois
So did you master in speaking in tongues?
10/16/2012 8:52:50 AM
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