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I never been abducted, but I went to a rehab in Nevada, very close to the supposed location of area 51. It's all govt. airspace out there, so anything in the sky is govt owned supposedly. I would hear sonic booms all day; just see a jet floating along, then it dissapears and BOOOOOM! these booms SHOOK THE BUILDING.
But anyway, at night, I'd see these lights floating above the hills, and they would like do figure 8's and change colors rapidly, and I would poke my buddy and ask, "Can you see that?" and he would just immediately say no, one one would see them, or if they did, they'd say it was a satellite or something. I have seen satellites and they don't move like that, they move straight across the sky and have a white unblinking light. Plus these things I say would hang around awhile then dip off into the sky, seemingly into space.
I dunno if these were govt aircraft or what, but they were unlike anything I ever saw.

And On a more light note, this one time I ate 1/8 ounce of Psilocybe Ovoideocystidiata freshly picked (this is equivalent to a quarter or more of cubes) and me and my buddies SOOO thought we were about to be abducted, but it just turned out to be a low flying plane LOL!

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