My Son Asked Me Where We Can Go.
After tonight, I didn't have an answer.
.... hmmmmm.... he thought.... scratching his chin.
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Oh, come on, that has to be a Poe. It's so true, but no real Mooonfront Republican could ever admit it.
"Oh, come on, that has to be a Poe. It's so true, but no real Mooonfront Republican could ever admit it."
I agree...I think. I don't know, Junker has said some absolutely insane stuff before, like claiming that Barack and Michelle Obama are the same person (or something like that).
If not a Poe, hilariously honest. But it surely must be.
Also using an interesting definition of 'liberty', if same dwells in Iran but none of the other countries mentioned. But thay's not unusual for a fundie.
Poe or not, haven't we been saying this for years? If you want a theocracy, go there. I'm just worried that if enough people like this guy move there, they could damage some of the progress that's been going on lately.
I know a *really* warm place you can go... Not your son, just you. Hell's nice this time of year. Get a head start by jumping in a fire.**
**that is, if you're not a poe
I'm going with...
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Has to be...
Even if it is a parody it shares the the common message of all Wyatt Junker entries: Wyatt Junker is fucked in the head.
It's also a satisfying twist. With conservatives pushing the "love it or leave it" line for the past 40 years, to see this ironic reversal of circumstance.
Please, by all means, move to Iran. We don't need any more promotion of theocratic garbage here in America. Iran persecutes Christians much worse than you have it "persecuted" here. Here in the United States we have the good sense above savagery not to decapitate people, and then a lot.
Think about that when your tortured for your religious beliefs in the 'last patch of sunlight left on Earth'.
@Tempus
"@#1471127: I'll buy THAT for a quarter!"
(*Downloading 3rd episode of "MLP:FiM" - "Too Many Pinkies" *)
(*Throws down Equestria-denomination coin; does Bixby Snyder impression *):
'I'll buy THAT for a Bit!' [/"RoboCop"] X3
And Princess Trollestia can send him to Venus...:
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I find it endlessly hilarious that right wing nuts think our country is becoming totally socialist and communist just because Obama won a second term, but now there's nowhere to run!
Iran would be perfect for Christian nationalist theocrats if only they practiced the right religion. Only Christian paradise I can think of is Uganda, but I'm guessing they wouldn't like being around so many darkies.
The rest of the thread is gold as well. "I heard two gunshots, we never hear those! If I hear sirens it's the end and the riots are coming OMG"
Here we are, ten days later and riot free. Tools.
Somalia. No government to speak of, private enterprise runs everything. Should be your utopia. Oh, of course the private enterprise is in the form of warlords and gangs, but hey, if you hate government so much then you should like the idea of a lack of law enforcement.
"What about Iran? Can we go to Iran dad? 'Its probably our best bet son. The last patch of sunlight left on earth.'"
Is it because the fundies are running the show?
You forgot Saudi Arabia, Somalia (no central state, yay!) and Russia.
or Saudi Arabia. Religious Oligarchy, no homosexuals, no immigrants, no minimum wage, no dity liberals, and best of all. OILLLLLLLLLL
First off: Somehow, I've got "Sweet Child O' Mine" stuck in my head. Likely because of the "Where do we go now?" part. So, thanks. Legit. But also, HA! Feel free to go to Iran. We will not miss you.
Yes, with corruption, state ownership of everything and all the above. Of course, you haven´t moved yet.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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