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I understand that, the old adage 'God works in mysterious ways'. Which is why I hesitate to dismiss my encounter with that of an evil being despite where I encountered it and his conduct in that enviroment. His message was far from evil in fact the opposite, not something Satan would ever want me to hear. It in no way entice me to carry on in my sinful ways nor did it suggest to return to the enviroment I was in. That is the irony, a drunk angel lusting in a strip club with a message of salvation for me. It was almost like he was sent there with a message and an instruction to talk to a particular dancer and in doing so he would encounter me. His name was Michael

stixandstones, God and Science 12 Comments [1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#12432
Aesmael

So... the evil spirit you encountered was an angel with a message of good?

I am confused. Perhaps I need sleep, but this quote and the next are almost gibberish.

1/29/2006 1:20:13 PM
#12433
Jeremy PC

Michael the drunk angel.... wtf? looks like stix will have to keep going back to the strip bar to catch up with his new friend, on a regular basis.

1/29/2006 1:24:00 PM
#12442
Blurb

So God works in strip clubs? I guess finding Jesus in a shaker-bar is better than finding crabs.

1/29/2006 4:24:44 PM
#12493
Bum

Sounds like someone fell asleep watching Dogma again.

1/29/2006 8:56:12 PM
#12502
Keliann

Michael the drunk angel... Wait! Wasn't that a John Travolta movie?

1/29/2006 9:28:07 PM
#12507
ryan

This is hilarious

1/29/2006 10:01:53 PM
#12533
gregfl

you gotta love it. I laughed my ass off when I read this..the whole Godandscience board is on hallucinagenics.


1/30/2006 2:59:56 AM
#12555
TheAmazingToby

Michael is a bouncer at the Pitty Pat Club and was tactfully escorting Stix out after he propositioned a dancer. Wanna bet on it?

1/30/2006 4:57:30 AM
#12573
GregFl

Hey, Michael saved me too. This time the drunk Evil Angel was in a whorehouse in Central America slamming tequila shooters, and pointed one of his wingtips at a hooker with Aids. I immediately set my sights on a different girl.

Praise Michael!

1/30/2006 3:25:29 PM
#12762
NonHomogenized

I agree with Bum. This is obviously a case of someone who can't distinguish fantasy from reality watching Dogma.

<And hey, if ANYONE saw Selma Hayek in a strip club, I think they could be forgiven if they think they just saw an angel...;-)>

1/31/2006 6:13:38 PM
#1533154
DFM

They clearly do NOT water down the drinks in this joint. It looks like they add something special to them.

4/29/2013 8:40:08 PM
#1533169
rubber chicken

Somebody in a strip club told you something that was far from evil, but must have been evil because they were in a strip club ?

Wha...?

4/29/2013 9:52:12 PM
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