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#12644
Savrin
Words fail me.
1/31/2006 2:39:37 AM
#12646
gregfl
anal seepage=god's master plan.
brilliant!
1/31/2006 2:46:20 AM
#12647
Dragon
I never found itching to feel good. It always feels like my nails are tearing at my skin, which feels slightly better than incessant and annoying itching.
1/31/2006 2:56:40 AM
#12653
Yahweh
>>I never found itching to feel good. It always feels like my nails are tearing at my skin, which feels slightly better than incessant and annoying itching.<<
Uh-oh, it must mean you're gay!
1/31/2006 3:28:58 AM
#12654
Phil
\"why didn't God give women penises so they could be lesbians?\"
Best argument ever.
1/31/2006 3:31:29 AM
#12658
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen
It is obvious that this guy is a troll. Please don't accept his comments anymore to this site. He is just an attention seeker.
1/31/2006 3:56:40 AM
#12660
Talisman
\"... why didn't God give women penises so they could be lesbians? And why don't guys have a vagina? If God wanted homosexuality, why don't you have both!\"
Someone's never heard of hermaphrodites apparently. By his thinking it seems god really does want homosexuality, at least for some.
1/31/2006 4:24:25 AM
#12661
gregfl
I am not so sure. I think he is a not-so-bright teenager. Peruse the God and science board and you will see what I mean.
1/31/2006 4:30:01 AM
#12666
Jade
I thought anal seepage was from eating too much Olestra.
1/31/2006 4:55:36 AM
#12670
rickyroma
I submitted the first kmartshoppers entry (\"ID is testable etc...\"). I know of him and assure you he is not a troll. Fundies do indeed say the most darndest of things!
1/31/2006 5:58:34 AM
#12679
Julian
I feel compelled to ask:
\"So this brain of yours that God gave you - WHY DON'T YOU ......... USE IT?\"
1/31/2006 8:41:58 AM
#12680
Julian
I still maintain if God did not condone anal penetration of any kind, he would've made assholes with teeth!
1/31/2006 8:43:25 AM
#12681
Julian
Oh - and most lesbians I know have a wide range of penises in all shapes and sizes...
1/31/2006 8:45:08 AM
#12733
David D.G.
A pox on your fallacious reasoning. Note the spelling.
~David D.G.
1/31/2006 4:05:01 PM
#12737
TDR
wow. Chicken pox. That's a powerful metaphor, man. I'm convinced. Shit, I should just convert right now, you've won me over with your reasoning.
1/31/2006 4:12:51 PM
#12773
Questioning
Well, actually, regular um,
\"stimulation\" of the anus and rectum,
SEEMS to lower the risks of colorectal
benign and malignant tumors in some studies AFAIK.
I guess it's God's will that Fundies
suffer a greater proportion of
ass cancer than the
\"Perverted,immoral,deviants\"
-My Two Bits.
1/31/2006 7:01:43 PM
#12776
King Spirula
\"anal seepage anyone?\"...I'll pass and stick with my ZephyrSprings water. And what is the \"anus beating\" that god could have allowed but didn't? Does that mean god has a soft spot for anuses?
1/31/2006 7:17:41 PM
#131322
pauline
If god didn't want men to be homosexual, why would he make the prostate so sensitive? And if he didn't want women to be homosexual, why didn't he just make it so that they couldn't get each other off, hm?
1/2/2007 11:07:10 PM
#185632
God
What makes you fundies think I care what goes on between two consenting adults in the bedroom? I'm trying to play Tetris over here.
3/17/2007 10:35:24 PM
#323637
Phoenix
Reason number eight billion and forty-six never to shop at KMart.
10/30/2007 4:52:26 PM
#323712
GigaGuess
If homosexuality is wrong, why is the male g-spot in the anus? And for that matter, the anus isn't much different in that capacity than a vagina, insofar as use doesn't make it loose. OVERuse does.
And why does god make me love a man if he doesn't want me to act on it? Why would he condemn me FOR that love? And if he could make man and woman, and finds sex so evil, why doesn't he just make people himself? Or is marriage not enough for you to monopolize? You need to keep sex for yourself too?
10/30/2007 6:22:02 PM
#323737
Anon
Savrin #13756 2006-Jan-31 02:39 A
Words fail me.
Words failed "attentionKmartshoppers" too. They failed him in the sense that they showed how fucking stupid he is.
10/30/2007 6:39:52 PM
#323755
Flatworm
And, then as a counterattack, why didn't God give women penises so they could be lesbians?
Some people just can't wrap their heads around the concept that lesbians just don't go for dick.
10/30/2007 7:08:51 PM
#323789
Ansem the Wise
I know more than one gay man with a vagina... :|
10/30/2007 7:39:09 PM
#323827
Demented Yenta
@#348494: I'm sure you'd feel right at home.
10/30/2007 8:24:19 PM
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