The Masons are the Masters of Space (mathematics/form)
Saturn is the God of Time.
Time is Space. Space is Time.
The Masons are therefore the Masters of Time and therefore followers of Saturn: The Free-Masons are the Cult of Saturn, the Cult of Destruction, for it is through time that all returns to nothingness.
Furthermore, the very word "mason" is the eymological origin of the word "mass." And all mass (physical substance) is ultimately composed of space, contorted and shaped.
The number eight is significant because 8 is the number of cubes that bound the surface of a hypercube which is probably the ultimate conceptual representation of fourth dimensional space. Although, some might say that the hypersphere or simplex are more apt symbols of the higher spheres.
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Dude, don't use the internet when you're stoned.
And Freemasons aren't followers of Saturn, they're followers of Satan. Get your conspiracy theories right.
I'm a virgin.
Virgin haven't had sex.
Sex creates life and not having life is death, which makes me the Master of Death.
Hel is the God of Death.
"All of Hel's people" arrives with Loki come Ragnarok.
Therefore, I'm a follower of Hel: the cult of Hel, the Cult of Rebirth, for it is through Ragnarok that the world will be reborn.
To be reborn, one must be born. In order to be born, one must have sex.
Therefore, I'm not a virgin.
"symbols of the higher spheres"
...WTF? That's such stereotypically new-age hippie nonsense.
"Furthermore, the very word "mason" is the eymological origin of the word "mass." And all mass (physical substance) is ultimately composed of space, contorted and shaped."
I want to murder this sentence and wear its skin as my clothing. Just on principle.
"The Masons are the Masters of Space (mathematics/form)"
What's with that completely meaningless addendum? Are we, the readers, supposed to understand what that means from the context? Newsflash: we cannot peer into the leaky bucket o' crazy that is your brain to see what you mean.
The number eight is significant because 8 is the number of cubes that bound the surface of a hypercube which is probably the ultimate conceptual representation of fourth dimensional space.
And this is where you are wrong. 8 is a much too simple number, it confuses people like you because you think you understand this.
Any true Grahamist understands that the real divine number is the one to satisfy the following:
"Consider an n-dimensional hypercube, and connect each pair of vertices to obtain a complete graph on 2n vertices. Then colour each of the edges of this graph either red or blue.
What is the smallest value of n for which every such colouring contains at least one single-coloured complete subgraph on 4 coplanar vertices?"
This number is so divine no one can say it out loud of fear for the universe simply crumbling as it is the key to the Life, The Universe and Everything!
Shouldn't you also become a Grahamist?
"The Masons are the Masters of Space (mathematics/form)"
[CITATION NEEDED]
"Saturn is the God of Time."
How? Explain your reasoning
"The Masons are therefore the Masters of Time"
Unfounded Premise leads to a baseless conclusion
"and therefore followers of Saturn:"
Nonsequetir Much?
*Snip*
Wrong. 8 is the number of cubes that form a hypercube. You got the center cube, 6 more that connect to each side of it, and these 7 are contained within the 8th cube.
Or did you confuse the cube for an octohedron?
"The number eight is significant because 8 is the number of cubes that bound the surface of a hypercube which is probably the ultimate conceptual representation of fourth dimensional space."
OMFG, EIGHT TIMES FOUR EQUALS THIRTY TWO DIVIDED BY FOUR EQUALS EIGHT TIME CUBES !!!!
MIND EQUALS BLOWN !
This must be almost true because it has been composed by a wackiness expert, aka a nutter, then typed on a keyboard, aka a truth writer, and finally, appeared on the internet, aka the democratic verity network (DVN). Almost the very definition of truthiness.
However, I say almost, because had it been all truth shouts text, aka capslocks, and decorated by serried ranks of truth symbols, aka exclamation marks, then it would have been even truer, believe it or not.
Note: This may or may not be completely true, so I too have held back on the truth shouts text and omitted the truth symbols.
@Giardano Bruno
"Can we please stop posting things from people who are clearly ill?"
Just because you can string together a number of assertions with common words, doesn't make them true.
Einstein did some fairly pivotal work concerning time and space yet I'm fairly sure he didn't worship Saturn.
P.S. Mason refers to those who build with stone. I imagine you're hard at work on another deep essay about the Masons worshipping rocks.
The way crazies abuse higher dimensional geometries, n-spheres, relativity, non-Euclidean geometries, and simplexes makes me want to vomit.
Confused?
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