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Similiarities between Adolf Hitler & Barack Hussein Obama:

• Both Hitler and Obama held rallies in outdoor stadiums to excite and inflame the people's passions. Frequently women would faint or break into tears.

• Both Hitler and Obama wrote ghost-written autobiographies prior to the start of theri run for political office. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf (My Struggle), and Obama wrote Dreams Of My Father. Both men then wrote a second book talking about their goals for German and America. Hitler wrote A New World Order, and Obama wrote The Audacity of Hope.

• Both Hitler and Obama originally had last names that were changed later in life. Hitler used to be Schickelbruber, and Obama's last name was Soetoro.

• Both Hitler and Obama hid their real identies. Hiter had a Jewish ancestry, and Obama a Muslim one. But unlike Hitler, Obama flaunted his Muslim roots in his start as a politician in order to defuse the inevitable firestorm. His ploy of "hiding in plain sight" worked very well.


• Both Hitler and Obama's supporters followed them blindly, and without question

• Both Hitler and Obama used political power and coercion to conceal and hide their birth certificates from coming to public view. Hitler made his disappear, and Obama is unwilling and unable to produce his long-form birth certificate.

• Both Hitler and Obama advocate using young people as a driving force to create an "army" of youth dedicated to their Ideals. Hitler had his Hitler Youth, and Obama his
Obama Youth Brigade.


• Both Hitler and Obama were known for their tremendous oratorical skills

• Both Hitler and Obama received Messianic comparisons, and both men had songs of adoration written about them and for them.

• Like Hitler, Obama rules in direct disregard to the will and wishes of the people.

• Like Hitler, Obama has an obvious distaste for the Jews, and sides with the Muslims every chance he gets.

• Both Hitler and Obama were able to mezmerize the people even when it was obvious that what they were saying was not true.

• Both Hitler and Obama used domestic terrorists to launch their careers. Hitler had his Brown Shirts from his beer hall days, and Obama had people like Bill Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn, and Rashid Khalidi.

• Like Hitler, Obama advocates using murder as a means of population control.

Now the End Begins, Now the End Begins 84 Comments [5/10/2013 3:34:38 AM]
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...What

ACTUAL similarities between Hitler and Obama :

-They were both elected.

That's it !

5/10/2013 3:46:10 AM

John_in_Oz

My God, you make it all so clear!
We must immediately start protecting homosexuals, and Jews, or else they'll be subject to persecution! Also, to prevent World War 3, we must immediately cut down America's military.

5/10/2013 3:47:08 AM

brandywine

You're absolutley right!

To prevent Obama-Hitler from starting WW3, we must:

1. Stop all drone bombings

2. Withdraw US troops from all foreign lands

3. Dramatically cut down on our military spending.

You would agree with that right OP?

5/10/2013 3:53:36 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Both Hitler and Obama hid their real identies. Hiter had a Jewish ancestry, and Obama a Muslim one. But unlike Hitler, Obama flaunted his Muslim roots in his start as a politician in order to defuse the inevitable firestorm. His ploy of "hiding in plain sight" worked very well."

Obama hid his real identity by being open about his real identity? Do you even think at all or do you just pound your head on the keyboard?

5/10/2013 3:53:55 AM

qaz

Yes, yes in your little fantasy universe Obama is just like Hitler

But back on planet Reality this is a Godwin right out of the gate, it might even be a new record, and fundies don't even try to make real arguments.

5/10/2013 4:09:01 AM

OiNutter!

Now, now, how about equal time?

http://archive.democrats.com/preview.cfm?term=Bush+Hitler+Comparison

5/10/2013 4:10:59 AM

Reynardine

Cretin.

5/10/2013 4:24:16 AM

Gawd

I'm 42, but can I still join the Obama Youth Brigade?

5/10/2013 4:36:35 AM

Robespierre

A good reason to stop arbitrary detention and other police-state goodies introduced with anti- terrorism legislation.

5/10/2013 4:39:33 AM



Even some of the Hitler parts aren't true. That's how much of a fail this failed Godwin is.

5/10/2013 4:42:59 AM

LDM

Replace Obama with Bush in all those sentences, and you'd be a lot closer to an accurate statement.

5/10/2013 4:53:36 AM

Motley

They both ate sugar.

They both have dogs.

They both owned carpets.

They both sat in chairs.

They both have feet.

Oh my god! Obama is going to start murdering the Jews!

5/10/2013 4:54:42 AM

Happy Atheist

Quite a few of these appear to boil down to 'They were both politicians! The bastards!'

5/10/2013 5:08:58 AM

Arctic Knight

Similarities between Hitler and G.W. Bush;

--Both were elected to office through a democratic process

--Both sent troops to invade a foreign country

--Both opposed homosexuality

--Both preferred the creation myth over the factual Theory of Evolution

--Both were Christian

--Both took baths/showers

--Both ate food to sustain their life

--Both knew how to drive a car

5/10/2013 5:13:20 AM

Doubting Thomas

From the first sentence, I knew this would be one long Godwin.

Dissimilarities between Hitler and Obama:

Hitler started a world war by invading other countries, Obama ended the war in Iraq by withdrawing American troops.

Hitler hated certain groups of people in his country, Obama embraces tolerance and multiculturalism.

Hitler persecuted gay people, Obama is in support of gay marriage.

Hitler had certain segments of the population rounded up and sent to death camps, There is no evidence that Obama has done or is doing this, nor is there any indication he even wants to do this.


5/10/2013 5:24:21 AM

Broton of Loch Ness

Godwin salad.

5/10/2013 5:24:36 AM

Swede

Similiarities[sic] between Adolf Hitler & Barack Hussein Obama:
Why isn’t Hitler’s middle name included? Edit. He doesn't seem to have one.
• Both Hitler and Obama held rallies in outdoor stadiums to excite and inflame the people's passions. Frequently women would faint or break into tears.
And no other American president has ever held any outdoor rallies, right?
• Both Hitler and Obama wrote ghost-written autobiographies prior to the start of theri[sic] run for political office. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf (My Struggle), and Obama wrote Dreams Of My Father. Both men then wrote a second book talking about their goals for German and America. Hitler wrote A New World Order, and Obama wrote The Audacity of Hope.
And no other American president has ever had a ghost-written autobiography, right?
• Both Hitler and Obama originally had last names that were changed later in life. Hitler used to be Schickelbruber[sic], and Obama's last name was Soetoro.
And these are the only two men in history who have ever changed their last name, right? Btw, it was Hitler’s FATHER Alois that was born Schicklgruber, not Adolf.
• Both Hitler and Obama hid their real identies[sic]. Hiter[sic] had a Jewish ancestry, and Obama a Muslim one. But unlike Hitler, Obama flaunted his Muslim roots in his start as a politician in order to defuse the inevitable firestorm. His ploy of "hiding in plain sight" worked very well.
Roots are just that; roots, not identity, stupid.
• Both Hitler and Obama's supporters followed them blindly, and without question
That fits Hitler, yes, but not Obama. It fits better for Limbaugh, Banana-man, Hovind and Dubbya.
• Both Hitler and Obama used political power and coercion to conceal and hide their birth certificates from coming to public view. Hitler made his disappear, and Obama is unwilling and unable to produce his long-form birth certificate.
Obama’s birth certificate is his own business.
• Both Hitler and Obama advocate using young people as a driving force to create an "army" of youth dedicated to their Ideals. Hitler had his Hitler Youth, and Obama his
Obama Youth Brigade.
Most grown-ups are already rather fixed in their political ideologies. You have to try and win the young if you want to increase your voting “stock”.
Hitler also had Bund Deutscher Mädel, stupid.

• Both Hitler and Obama were known for their tremendous oratorical skills
Hardly unusual for politicians to be orators, is it?
• Both Hitler and Obama received Messianic comparisons, and both men had songs of adoration written about them and for them.
I bet there are songs written about Dubbya too.
• Like Hitler, Obama rules in direct disregard to the will and wishes of the people.
Hitler removed the elections and made himself dictator. Let's check out the first election of Dubbya, shall we? How well did that fit the will and wishes of the people?
• Like Hitler, Obama has an obvious distaste for the Jews, and sides with the Muslims every chance he gets.
Citation needed. I highly doubt that Hitler ever sided with Muslims.
• Both Hitler and Obama were able to mezmerize[sic] the people even when it was obvious that what they were saying was not true.
And so was Dubbya.
• Both Hitler and Obama used domestic terrorists to launch their careers. Hitler had his Brown Shirts from his beer hall days, and Obama had people like Bill Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn, and Rashid Khalidi.
And the Dixiecrats have their KKK.
• Like Hitler, Obama advocates using murder as a means of population control.
Citation needed. You do know that murder is the killing of a human being, right? Not the removal of a lump of cells, or appendectomy is also murder. Hitler was against abortions, btw.

5/10/2013 5:28:30 AM

Mister Spak

Similarities between Adolf Hitler and the Republic party:

Both Hitler and the Republic party tried to outlaw abortion.

Both Hitler and the Republic party were opposed to gay rights.

Both Hitler and the Republic party opposed the teaching of evolution.

Both Hitler and the Republic party had a white supremecist ideology.

Both Hitler and the Republic party had mass rallies in stadiums to whip the deluded true believers into a frenzy.

Both Hitler and the Republic party did not retreat, they reloaded.

Both Hitler and the Republic party sent out goons to beat up their opponents.

Both Hitler and the Republic party claimed they had authorization from Jesus to do what they did.


5/10/2013 5:36:47 AM

Really?

So based on this we should never elect anyone who:

a) Speaks to large crowds, especially if those large crowds can only fit into outdoor public spaces.

b) Has written a book

c)Changed their name in any way (so more than half of all female politicians need to go)

d) Is liked by young people (has anybody even heard of the Obama youth brigade?)

e) Is a good orator

Additionally, I will remember for future use that if you don't like somebody you can say their followers follow them blindly without basis in fact and its true.

Also, if the political opponents of a person attempt to paint that person in messianic imagery for their own political gain that counts as recieving messianic comparisions even though it only ever happened in the mind of crazy people.

Got it. With that in mind, the next president of the united states should be an illiterate, unintelegible, hillbilly from missippi. That should make sure that none of the above characteristics are true.

How else can we avoid hilters?

5/10/2013 5:37:34 AM

Xotan

"Adolf Hitler & Barack Hussein Obama:"

- both black and Muslim

"Hitler and Obama held rallies "

- no other political leader did/does

"women would faint/break into tears"

- the Beatles/pop groups are Nazis/Muslim

"Hitler and Obama wrote ghost-written autobiographies"

- Only Nazi/Muslim dictators use ghosts

"Hitler and Obama -last names were changed.

- Most women change their's; must be Nazis/Muslims. BTW, SchickelGruber, surely?

"Hitler and Obama hid their identies. Hiter had a Jewish ancestry

- Jesus was a Jew! Hitler probably descended from the same family, that's why he killed Jews.

"...and Obama a Muslim..."

- 'There is no God but God' - Muslim prayer.
'The Lord, or God is One' - Jewish prayer

"Hitler and Obama's supporters follow them blindly"

- as fundies do their pastors.

"Hitler and Obama used power and coercion to hide their birth certificates

- Evidence

"Hitler made his disappear"

- pulled rabbits from hats too"

"Obama is unwilling/unable to produce his long-form birth certificate..."

- ORLY

"Hitler and Obama using young people...to create an "army" of youth"

- So do many political parties


"Hitler and Obama known for their oratorical skills"

- politicians and pastors.

"Hitler and Obama...had songs of adoration written about them"

- Hitler, yes, Obama?

"Like Hitler, Obama rules in direct disregard to the will and wishes of the people.

- Hitler yes. Obama, clearly no. But Bush...Hmmm. A can of worms.

"Like Hitler, Obama has a distaste for the Jews"

- Evidence

"and sides with the Muslims"

- citation

"Hitler and Obama mezmerize the people"

- Mass hypnosis?

"Hitler and Obama used domestic terrorists to launch their careers.

- idiotic lie

"Like Hitler, Obama advocates using murder as a means of population control"

- Hitler made abortion illegal - blind bigotry

Gobshite!

5/10/2013 5:48:11 AM

breakerslion

I have it on good authority that they were both known to fart after drinking beer too!

"Both Hitler and Obama hid their real identies. Hiter had a Jewish ancestry, and Obama a Muslim one. But unlike Hitler, Obama flaunted his Muslim roots in his start as a politician in order to defuse the inevitable firestorm. His ploy of "hiding in plain sight" worked very well."

The fact that you have no problem with this juxtaposition of sentences tells us everything we need to know about your lack of intellect.

5/10/2013 5:57:09 AM

Raised by Horses

Similarities between Now the End Begins and Joseph Goebbels: They're both shite at making stuff up.

5/10/2013 5:57:25 AM

Pup

Other similarities:

Both human males
Both between 0 and 100 years of age
Both ate food

5/10/2013 6:01:43 AM

MarylandBear

@Swede:
Why isn’t Hitler’s middle name included? Edit. He doesn't seem to have one.

I thought everyone knew Hitler's middle name was "Elizabeth"; he came from a long line of English qveens.

5/10/2013 6:22:34 AM

Hasan Prishtina

1.Same with Frank Sinatra, the Beatles and Ronald Reagan. Your point?

2. My, so did Ronald Reagan.

3. Hitler didn't but Gerald Ford and John Wayne did.

4. Yes, the president is black. Now, let's talk about Ronald Reagan's war record.

5. Not true for either. Ever heard of Ernst Roehm? And why are the Daily Caller and other conservative sites so full of stories about disagreements between Democrats?

6. Ahem.. There were plenty of questions about Ronald Reagan's birth certificate too.

7. You mean like Ronald Reagan's YVA?

8. Like Ronald Reagan.

9. Like Ronald Reagan.

10. Like Ronald Reagan, Obama disregarded the will and wishes of the people so much that they re-elected him.

11. When did Obama ever use language like this:

Menachem, a refusal by Israel to accept a ceasefire will aggravate further the serious threat to world peace and will create extreme tension in our relations. Ronald Reagan to Menachem Begin, June 10, 1982

12. Just like Ronald Reagan.

13. Remember the "students" at the US embassy in Tehran? Whom did they propel to the White House?

14. And when did the number of abortions in the US peak? Under Ronald Reagan.

5/10/2013 6:25:08 AM
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