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If I had a buck for every time some queer-lover spouted that exact same 'argument' [about us being closet homosexuals], I'd buy the country and deport the lot of them. Maybe they can find a track of land, called it Fagovia, and sing 'Homo On The Range' as their anthem.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 23 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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5/7/2007 11:18:03 PM

anti-nonsense

wow it's the internet tough guy, too bad any fucking idiot can be an internet tough guy, and most internet tough guys ARE fucking idiots.

5/7/2007 11:20:59 PM

BurntBush

Nobody has ever called me a closet homosexual. Maybe it's the clothes you're wearing.

5/8/2007 12:33:06 AM

Hawker Hurricane

Another closet case heard from.

Oh, and here's your $1.

5/8/2007 1:21:42 AM

Brian X

Anon:

Just go find a glory hole and suck a dick. Really. It's not that bad an experience, and lots of straight guys have gay fantasies anyway. Best part is that you don't even have to look at the guy you're sucking.

5/8/2007 1:28:59 AM

Brian X

And so what if I was? (I actually prefer women, but I have no particular aversion to playing with guys, except for the fact that I'm not really into guys. But the cocksucking part of it is fine.)

5/8/2007 1:48:18 AM

Brainy

^^Well aren't you just a regular ball of sunshine, and obviously worried about something given the edit of that last comment.

And of course, now he has deleted the comment altogether. What does it mean when two gay guys stand up to a bigoted fundie and he runs away?


5/8/2007 2:23:19 AM

Brainy

Is that what it means? I'll make sure to tell all of the people in my life to abandon me now considering we have gotten word from the great paragon of authority on matters of 'being gay.'

5/8/2007 2:43:14 AM

vichycycl

Nice work, I guess. Wish I'd seen it.

People call me gay and I'm hetero but I have a pink bandana as redneck radar.

5/8/2007 3:21:35 AM

D

dirty faggots

Please get out of that closet...

Other people need the space that your head takes up in their

5/8/2007 5:45:46 AM

Morpheus

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this the guy who was talking about the 'pure, undefiled bodies of our children'?

D o c t o r D o o m, you're a closet homosexual. Have a buck.



Watch out for the antlers *tips hat*

5/9/2007 8:33:01 PM

Morpheus

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this the guy who was talking about the 'pure, undefiled bodies of our children'?

D o c t o r D o o m, you're a closet homosexual. Here's a buck.



Watch out for the antlers *tips hat*

5/9/2007 8:54:25 PM

Jim

Fagovia...creative, I'll give you that.

Though points might be taken away from the fact that you're a bigoted asshole. I'm sorry; you fail miserably.

Oh, here's your money:

------------------
|$1 --- $1|
| /[ ]\\ |
| \\.[]/ |
|$1 --- $1|
------------------

I'm sorry that I'm not rich enough to spare you an actual dollar.

5/9/2007 10:27:16 PM

Alena

In Fagoviaaaaa!
Where the passion fruit grows sweet!
And it's so divine
That you lose your mind
As it sweeps you off your feet!

In Fagoviaaaaa!
Without a worry or a care!
It just takes two
To make it true
Your heart will take you there!

5/9/2007 11:25:56 PM

Wet Walnuts

I don't know if DoctorDoom is a closet case, but he certainly has issues...

5/10/2007 1:29:13 AM

Tarito

DoctorDoom, you are a closet homo-sexual.

5/10/2007 3:01:04 AM

Brian X

You know, if we keep paying up his bet, he might have enough to hire some gay porn star to get his jollies, not just some drugged-out rent boy.

5/10/2007 4:34:24 AM

DKN117

Heh... heh-heh... imagine: DoctorDoom vs. the legendary DOCTOR DOOM! If the latter ever gets time out from opposing the "accursed Richards!" Hey, maybe "Fagovia" and Latveria could form a political alliance against this guy!

7/26/2010 4:17:29 PM

Blasphemina

If I had a buck for every time some closet case like yourself, DoctorDoom, denied being a closet case, I'd buy myself a couple of cases of beer and get hammered and laugh at your dumb ass.

7/26/2010 6:36:28 PM



and sing 'Homo On The Range' as their anthem.

I have to admit, that was actually kinda funny.

8/30/2010 6:00:06 PM

JBridge

"Homo On The Range"

I need to write that song.

9/26/2010 12:04:29 AM

Swede

Democracy is not your thing then, DD?
Good to know, ya closet case, you.

9/26/2010 12:14:25 AM

Amadaun

Witty. Three cliches in one remark. And it's 'tract,' philistine.

Bwaha! DKN117, the idea of Latveria forming an alliance with an all-gay country named Fagovia...apart from the PC issues of comic publications, it's something that could actually happen, which makes it much, much more funny.

9/26/2010 12:47:23 AM
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