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It’s ironic because the only reason why a gay population exists is because of closeted, conservative policies. In the past, families discovering a child was gay would simply tell the kid to man or woman up, get married and have grandkids. This policy led to the continued spreading of the gay gene which is why homosexuality keeps appearing within every generation of human beings.

Now that homosexuality is out in the open, homosexuals can sort assortatively among themselves. The result is an eventual collapse of the gay population due to the collapse in couplings with unwitting heterosexuals. The result is a future with far fewer gay people, at least among whites.

Who will mourn their disappearance?

I feel sorry for gays because they do not understand how they are being used. Gay marriage is all about reducing the costs women face from being caught being unfaithful. Gay marriage is supposed to usher in the “no fault” open marriage, where women can take lovers into their marriages all they want and men cannot deny them any resources. Divorce if initiated by a man in such circumstances will never result in a denial of alimony, child support or split assets to the woman. It is the final nail in the coffin of hetero marriages, at least for those still inclined to marry.


map, Lion of the Blogosphere 17 Comments [7/5/2013 3:14:07 AM]
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Passerby

I just tried to duplicate the incredible leap of logic to link gay marriage to cheating wives holding their husbands hostage.

I pulled a muscle.

7/5/2013 4:22:08 AM



This post gave me Aids.

7/5/2013 5:36:06 AM

VoiceofKane

This is one of those rare occurrences where almost everything makes sense on its own, but as a whole it becomes a giant mess of BLAHRGAGRJDVATHDOWGQOBD. I can understand every sentence, but I still have no idea what it's trying to say.

7/5/2013 5:54:35 AM

Kuno

So only gay parents get gay children? Then where did the first gays come from?

Gay marriage is all about reducing the costs women face from being caught being unfaithful.

What.

7/5/2013 5:57:21 AM

Hasan Prishtina

All unfaithful women are seeing someone other than their husband because they're gay? Or is that the husbands are gay? Well, either way, Madame Bovary and many of the other classics of world literature will just have to be rewritten, I guess.

7/5/2013 6:54:55 AM

MadmanJohnson

Huh?

7/5/2013 2:37:12 PM

MadmanJohnson

HUH?

7/5/2013 2:41:34 PM

Kevin Klawitter

Points for creativity, if nothing else.

7/5/2013 7:38:27 PM

Mike Litoris

lolwut

7/5/2013 8:21:24 PM

Trans-Europe Express

I look forward to seeing this used as the plot in some hilarious and poorly written alternate history fiction.

7/6/2013 3:09:16 AM

Papabear

There is evidence to show there is a genetic component to homosexuality, but there doesn't seem to be a "gay gene."

There are more ways to effect brain structure and personality than genetics. For instance, there is evidence which shows the more male children a woman has had, the more likely subsequent male children will be gay.

7/6/2013 3:32:17 PM



Okay, so you've fallen for the slippery slope, polygamy-will-be-next argument, but that still doesn't make your ridiculous leap logical, because an open marriage is still just a marriage between two people, no matter how many sex partners they invite in for recreation.

Also, pssst...no-fault divorce and community property laws have been around for decades. Who flies is irrelevant, hence the term "No-fault".

7/6/2013 9:16:24 PM

Seeker Lancer

People were ALWAYS being just as gay as they are now they just didn't let anybody know about it because of crazy people like you.

7/7/2013 9:38:39 AM



"In the past, families discovering a child was gay would simply tell the kid to man or woman up, get married and have grandkids."

In most cases, no... even if yes, which of the parents was the gay one and how the heck did the argument go???

7/8/2013 10:46:26 AM

PosthumanHeresy

With a leap that big, you should be in the Olympics.

7/8/2013 4:26:19 PM

Doubting Thomas

Heterosexual couples have gay children, too.

The rest of this is just total WTF? territory.

7/9/2013 6:31:19 AM



Everything we are born with comes from our genes. If you argue against that you are arguing that homosexuality is learned. I don't think it is learned. I think you are born somewhere along the continuum from straight, through bi, to gay. Map is right that people with genetic markers for homosexuality must successfully reproduce in order for those traits to be passed on to the next generation. However, that doesn't mean homosexuality will be gone anytime soon. There is such a thing as a regressive gene, for example. Also, while we are still learning a lot about sexuality we do know that you are not always either all gay or all straight. People fall at both ends and at all points between.

I passed my human sexuality undergrad course with flying colors, so this isn't based just on personal opinion.

7/17/2013 6:59:02 AM
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