Garrett Felender #fundie tearstojoyministries.org

Single people who are battling to overcome loneliness are holding JESUS' hand so closely, they rarely if ever think about sex anymore!!!

Single Christian people cannot sit around worrying about sex, because we learned long ago that walking with JESUS closely is far FAR BETTER!

Married people have each other to cuddle with!!! I love hugging and cuddling, I do miss that!!!

So now that I am single, I ask JESUS to hold me real tight constantly day and night! Even using my imagination to see him holding me!!!

Cuddling with a wife would be real cool, having JESUS hold me real tight takes us both into eternity!!!!

The demons will fear a single Christian person who is heavily leaning on JESUS for his or her dear life, than a Christian MARRIED couple who are leaning on each other, that is for sure!

The demons know they can get the married couple to argue over money, over sex, over movies, over what to make for dinner!!!!

Now when the demons can torment a single person with loneliness, they know damn well we will get on our knees and cry out to JESUS!!!

The demons do not like when we get on our knees!! The demons do not like when we cry out to JESUS for help!!!!!

The demons know that as JESUS teaches you to overcome loneliness and isolation, you will be a very battle hardened soldier!!!!

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