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Greek religions were a pagan religion... Pagan religions is the second oldest religion in the world.

The first known religion is Christianity(before christ juadism). We know that Christianity was the first religion, because even in the prehistoric period(before people learn how to write and record things) there are drawings of the creation story that match the one in the bible... therefore we know that Christianity was the first religion, because Pagan religions didn't come around until after the prehistoric period when people started to build civilizations.



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Stonespiral

Reality disagrees with you.

9/3/2013 3:42:39 AM

Prager

That's totally bassackwards!

9/3/2013 3:52:33 AM



No.

9/3/2013 3:55:34 AM

Boromir

... the fuck?

9/3/2013 4:02:26 AM

alfa8my

Ok, is he/she just f*cking with us?

9/3/2013 4:05:35 AM

Tempus

Christianity didn't exist before Christ was born, doofus.

9/3/2013 4:05:39 AM

...What

So, that feeling of my brain trying to escape trough the top of my head, is it what fractal wrongness feels like to the reader ?

9/3/2013 4:07:57 AM

Mike Litoris

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

9/3/2013 4:23:17 AM

Reynardine

Flunk.

9/3/2013 4:30:12 AM

Swimming With Crocoducks

Wat.

9/3/2013 4:41:06 AM

Robespierre

Every sentence is false.

9/3/2013 4:44:53 AM



Uh, Christianity could not have existed before the birth of Christ Himself.



9/3/2013 4:45:02 AM

Mister Spak

"We know that Christianity was the first religion, because even in the prehistoric period(before people learn how to write and record things) there are drawings of the creation story that match the one in the bible..."

We know that islam is the first religion because Allah created the world. Christianity is a latecomer false religion.

9/3/2013 4:47:14 AM

Swede

Nice word salad, dearie.

Pagan religions are a group of religions, not one single religion, stupid. As Hinduism (a pagan religion) is the oldest now known religion, then pagan religions are (probably) the oldest religions in the world.

Christianity and Judaism aren't the same, stupid. You might as well say "Islam(before muhammad christianity)". Capitalizations (or rather lack thereof) quoted as well.

Judaism copied its creation stories from older myths and legends. That's why drawings of creation stories might match the one in the Bible.

What is a civilization? I'd say that religion was one of the earliest inventions after people had started to build civilizations.

9/3/2013 4:58:04 AM

Arctic Knight

Hinduism is the oldest, still practiced religion, predating Judaism by nearly a thousand years. There is evidence of many other religions predating Hinduism that have gone extinct.

9/3/2013 5:00:41 AM

Pip

They're all pagan religions to me.

9/3/2013 5:03:02 AM

anothga

Bullshit is off the charts.

9/3/2013 5:03:02 AM

KittyKaboom

Historical revisionism ftw. Levels of wrongness sufficient to render the meter unusable.

9/3/2013 5:10:50 AM

JW

Historical revisionism for Jesus, part Inf.

9/3/2013 5:16:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

You couldn't be more wrong.

9/3/2013 5:21:12 AM

Sangfroid

WTF!!!!!!

According to the Oxford English Disctionary, a Religion is:


the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods:ideas about the relationship between science and religion:

• a particular system of faith and worship

• a pursuit or interest followed with great devotion.

Notice the words Jeebus, Moses or even god do not appear. So yes, the pre-Christian Greek, Roman, Chinese, Japanese, Indian (in both senses) and so on systems of faith and worship were religions.

God, you are stupid and your mama dresses you funny.

9/3/2013 5:47:22 AM

Qazamir McSmarty Britches

Greek religions were a pagan religion... Pagan religions is the second oldest religion in the world.

Do you understand the use of plurals, or even grammar? It looks like you may need help with history, and reality too.

This is all some mighty powerful fractal FAIL!

9/3/2013 5:58:04 AM

D Laurier

Huh?
Christianity dates to the first century CE.
The greek pagans were already well established by then.
The hindu pagans of India were worshiping Shiva and Parvati a full 2500 years before the rise of christinity, and 1800 years before judaism appeared.
Egyptian pagan ritual centers date to before the invention of writing (3400 bce) and show an unbroken continuity of the worship of the same gods untill the christianization in the 3rd century CE

9/3/2013 6:19:12 AM



I felt my brain cringing as I read this. I think I'm dumber for having done so.

9/3/2013 6:19:55 AM

Musicalbookworm

So how long where you home skooled?

9/3/2013 6:20:41 AM

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