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In time I will, God willing. You've waited 2000 years, you can wait 20-30 more.
There are a number of things the Messiah does. For one, he needs to know Torah, so I study Torah A LOT. Actually I only have to read it once more and I'm done. So I'm doing some of the things I'm supposed to do. I also have to learn Hebrew. I also have to have a regular life and support myself.
I predict that I will, believe it or not, invent fusion power. I believe God will give me the knowledge to do that. Why? Because it is the power of the sun/son. This is something I have learned from the part of me that is a sage and it was in one of the visions I had. I know it is crazy. Trust me. It has caused me a good deal of grief in my life. For one thing, I will be thought of as the antichrist by people. I'm even asexual which is one of the prophecies of the antichrist according to Christians. It used to scare me that I would be him for it is said a terrible punishment awaits this person. It takes a lot of faith in God and in my ability to understand the Tanakh to be who I am.
You know the reason I believe this? It is because I've had visions and dreams and that's the only reason. I haven't always believed this, btw. Check out my video on another post that explains the sin of the Golden Calf. I think I have biblical wisdom. God says in Isaiah that in time He will pour out His spirit upon all flesh and "young men will have visions and old men will have dreams." I have both which tells me I have God's ruach upon me.
And who has God's ruach upon them? The Messiah.
If you watch my video on the Sin of the Golden Calf I think this is good teaching. NO ONE I have ever heard of has explained it so and I believe it is the correct interpretation of events.
I might not be the Messiah. But if I am, you just called me an idiot asshole, as if I haven't suffered enough as it is. My life has been full of suffering, because I am the suffering servant which is a Messianic prophecy. It hurts just to be rejected by people.
Of course the Messiah will be thought to be insane. Isn't that a common perception?
Thanks for "goddamning" me. Is that a curse? BTW I've cursed two people unknowingly and they both died. People hated me in HS because they thought I was a weird guy that caused one of my classmates dad's to die. True story. And I did. I cursed him for raising a wicked son.
The easiest part of the Messiah's duty is to bring peace to the earth. Don't forget his tongue is like an iron rod. So I need to have recognition so I can speak to people. I'm starting on the internet but I don't expect you to believe me. If I invent fusion power I will have a platform.
I've been on here for months and have never before said this to people. I'm not trying to be some kind of celebrity. You asked what authority I had and I answered.
And how do I tell what tribe your from? From my sound judgment that doesn't come from what I see or hear. I read the twelve blessings Israel said to his sons and I can see what person you are. For example, I can see the lion in you if you are from the tribe of Judah. If you are from Zebulun, I see a person that should live by the sea. The problem comes when I get to Simeon and Levi for they were both given the same blessing. But I have a way with that even for I can tell a man who should be a priest.
As for Shiloh, well, you'll see. I'm not giving that away. As for my name, it is said that the Messiah's name will have special meaning. The meanings of my names comes out as "Beloved Protector of Mankind to Preserve the Son of David." In other words, "Beloved Protector of Mankind to Preserve the Son of David/Solomon/Wisdom.

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