The "It's Everyone's Fault But Mine" Award
For excellence in blowing time bitching on the internet rather than doing... anything...
[...they don't beg their mothers for sex, beat up their parents, scream at people naked in front of a court house, or start smear campaigns against people for imaginary slights.]
So they are better because they were born with a hole between their legs? Men who don't do that are better than me because they are more immoral, stupid and irresponsible than I am in a world where that is evolutionary advantage? I mean, you should understand that all of this was a consequence of my incel. There would be no need to beg my mother for sex if I have gotten sex some other way. There was no reason to beat up my parents if I could have found a gf some other way than with their help. There was no reason for me to go naked with a drum in front of a court house if I could have found a gf on my own. I wouldn't start smear campaigns if I weren't rejected 20 times just this year or if I had any prospects of finding a partner. I know that most incels don't react like that, but some incels kill themselves or others too so some react even worse.
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So, I've been sitting on a lot of these quotes for the last few days. I'm going back through, we're gonna have a deluge of them, he's just plain earned it.
Coconut in a nutshell:
"WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH! I WANTS SECKS! IM ENTITLED TO SECKS! HAVE SECKS WITH ME MOMMY! HAVE SECKS WITH ME YOUR HONOR! GET A WOMAN TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME GUBBERMINT! NO? FUCK YOU! FUCK WIMMIN! THEY IS ALL EVIL BITCHES WHO DONT FULFILL THEIR OBLIGATION TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME! FUCK FEMINISTS, LIBRULS, ATHEISTS! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT! THE WORLD IS ALL WRONG! OTHERWISE ID HAVE THE SECKS THAT IM ENTITLED TO! MONOGAMYHYPERGAMYBADBOYSALPHASARRGGGLLLBARGLE! IM PERFECT AND NOT CREEPY AT ALL AND EVERYTHING I DO IS JUSTIFIED SO WOMEN OUGHT TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME BUT THEY DONT BECAUSE THEYRE EVIL AND THERES NO MONOGAMY ANYMORE AND I CANT BE BOTHERED TO ATTEND THERAPY BUT NEVERMIND BECAUSE IT WOULDNT HELP ANYWAY JUST MAKE A WOMAN HAVE SECKS WITH ME ALREADY GUBBERMINT! ARRGGGLEBARGLE! I HOPE CIVILIZATION COLLAPSES AND EVERYONE DIES BWAHAHAHAH!"
@Hasan Prishtina: I'm not sure if this matters, but Coconut/GGG/ThatIncelBlogger/Marjan Siklic is from Zagreb, Croatia.
Other than that, yeah. He needs MAJOR help. And, frankly, bitching impotently on the internet is the absolute best thing he could be doing right now. The last thing the world needs is for this guy to get motivated to do anything ELSE other than rant, bitch and scream online. He's a walking time bomb, and all his heroes are apparently angry, mentally deranged men who walked into public places with a shitload of guns and a bag of ammo and started offing people at random.
@Mister Spak
I had to look it up and, believe it or else, it's a contraction for "Involuntary chastity." It refers to the stunned idea that sex is a male's human right and for women to refuse a man, no matter how gross that man might be, is very wrong and may be immoral.
Wait, so not only has he blamed all women for his inability to get laid, begged his mother for sex, begged for sex from a judge and a therapist, believes that the government should assign men a girlfriend, and decided to defame women who turn him down on the internet, but he's also stood naked in front of a courthouse banging a drum and screaming at people?
And he still can't figure out why he can't get laid?
I think he needs to work on his serious psychological problems before worrying about getting a girlfriend.
@Sangfroid
"@Mister Spak
I had to look it up and, believe it or else, it's a contraction for "Involuntary chastity."
Further proof that - certainly in this case - Mary Jane Lick Sick is a liar of the worst kind: he's admitted he's actually had sex with women he was (albeit not for long) in relationships with.
He knows it's possible, yet, he continues with this worse -than pathetic form of hyper-Emo Attention Whoring, certainly via his net activities (blogs etc).
'In voluntary', my left bollock. It's not even an excuse. He's a pathetic little crybaby subhuman with unjustifiable Entitlement issues, who should fucking well Grow Up.
In Mary Jane's case, 'Incel' means exactly that: he should be in a cel (l), certainly for the safety of normal, decent, civilised society, and especially for the sake of all women.
Men who don't do that are better than you because they are more sane, intelligent and responsible than you are, in a world where those things are evolutionary advantages.
There are professionals you can go to, if all you want is sex. A lot of people manage to live their whole lives without girlfriends or boyfriends, and cope pretty well anyway.
Walking naked with a drum in front of a court house is a good way to be arrested, but a very, VERY bad way of trying to get a girlfriend.
Definitely showing too much interest in others' collective holes; what he should be doing is looking into that massive hole in his head. Even the creepiest,weirdest,perviest guys I've encountered at the beach don't compare to this specimen.
I think I have a response to you, coconut:
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
So they are better because they were born with a hole between their legs?
Well, better between their legs than in their head, like you seem to have.
And yet people who do behave like that are much more likely to get a girlfriend than you are.
Clearly, it's not your fault you can't get a date.
(I have a little more on my mind...)
Men are also born with a hole between their legs, or rather one in the back and one in the front. There's a tiny hole in your "male appendix", ya know.
Many women want to feel loved and cared for, appreciated and understood, BEFORE we want to have sex with someone.
Would it be ironic to use the phrase 'oh my god'?
You, Mr 'I need sex so I beat and begged my parents and protested naked with a drum', need to be locked up in an asylum somewhere.
@Sangfroid,
"Involuntary Celibacy" is The pathological inability to form any form of intimate connections with anyone. In a world where absolutely everything is based around either sex, relationships, marriage, settling down etc. being one of the only a handful in the world completely incapable of doing this and powerless to do anything about it. And treated as a mutant and pariah by society in punishment for your disability. It is hell. Utter living hell. I know you can't understand this but the main thing wrong with the world is when arrogant morons aren't even able to CONSIDER FOR A SECOND the possibility that they just can't understand something. Seriously, don't be like that.
And why the fuck do you people have to assume it's all about sex anyway? Believe it or not we grew up with the same dreams of one day settling down, getting married, and starting a family and not being alone and miserable our entire lives as you did!
@Swede ,
"A lot of people manage to live their whole lives without girlfriends or boyfriends, and cope pretty well anyway."
erm... no Swede, they don't. They just react through severe depression rather than being batshit crazy like this guy. But they certainly don't "cope".
And coconut doesn't represent incels
"incelG"
"Involuntary Celibacy" is The pathological inability to form any form of intimate connections with anyone. In a world where absolutely everything is based around either sex, relationships, marriage, settling down etc. being one of the only a handful in the world completely incapable of doing this and powerless to do anything about it."
Well, the only one stopping you - is you . Now, if only Mary Jane Lick Sick would realise that, stop thinking the world owes him a living*, certainly a girlfriend (Question: Does Mary Jane expect someone from a government-run agency to wipe his arse whenever he takes a dump? If his answer is the only one possible, then he has even less right to so much as think he has the right to be in any position to demand that his government should provide him with a girlfriend. Governments have infinitely higher priorities than to cater to the loony psycho mentally handicapped droolingspasmo dellanoid herp-a-derp-derp sociopathic inferior subhumans such as you , Mary Jane )
I guess we can add 'Entitlement Issues' to the mental handicaps that make him the inferior subhuman he is: A Mega-Emo Attention Whore & Hyper-Narcissist.
*- I guess he won't bother coming to the UK, from Croatia. Y'see, Mary Jane: our Department of Work & Pensions - via the Jobcentre Plus-es - require that, to receive benefits, you have to actively seek work, and to prove that you are.
@incelG
And why the fuck do you people have to assume it's all about sex anyway?
Perhaps because you name your group after the inability to get sex?
erm... no Swede, they don't. They just react through severe depression rather than being batshit crazy like this guy. But they certainly don't "cope".
Oh yes, please continue to tell others how they live their lives. That's not arrogant or anything, to assume that you know other people better than they know themselves.
Hey Marjan, you're that horny? You have two hands and an imagination. You aren't imaginative? There's a World Wide Web full of porn.
You're that desperate for intimacy with another human being? Go to see an escort.
@incelG
erm... no Swede, they don't. They just react through severe depression rather than being batshit crazy like this guy. But they certainly don't "cope".
Oh yes they do! Asexual people manage pretty well without all this messy stuff. Monks and nuns cope all right. I had two (supposedly) maiden aunts in my family when I was little. They were sisters and spend all their lives together, to my knowledge, and died during the 90's, I believe. I have a friend who has never talked about a boy-friend or girl-friend as long as I’ve known her, but who is like a happy Duracell Bunny. You can be alone and happy, ya know. Only when you’re lonely are you miserable.
And there are people in other kinds of pain. Not everyone can "start a family" after they have found someone they love. But we manage to cope with that somehow. Maybe because we DON'T think society OWES us a family, because we know that children is something that happens if you're lucky (and sometimes when people don't want it, as well), that a family is more than just a spouse and kids.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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