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And that's quite enough of this guy, he'll be getting flushed for a while.
[About getting arrested for threatening to murder a teenage girl:]
The only reason why I got arrested was that I was stupid enough to co-operate with the police (a mistake I will never repeat). I told them that I knew the girl and that's when they first got her real name. I wasn't even arrested initially. I was called for a meeting and was arrested when I told the cops her name. That's what I mean by telling the truth. I mistakenly believed that these police officers had brains and decency when they had neither.
None of these cops wanted to help me get a gf and the female judge didn't want to fuck me. Despite my numerous complaints, affidavits and protests, even going as far as to protest naked with a drum, they've not yet been punished for this. Nor were my parents. All of these criminals are walking free.
I now see the story with that girl as a greater tragedy than I saw it before. The tragedy isn't so much my missed chance with her or my arrest, but the fact that I didn't kill her. It would have probably been better if I did. She was just a single person. If I were ever to take up arms many people might die. I prefer this to not happen, but I don't see a way out. I have no money to move abroad and no Western woman wants a decent man.
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Decent men don't go around publicly regretting that they didn't follow through on their threat to kill someone.
@ Malingspann
Sadly, this one is real enough. Even the Reddit community think he's too fucked up given he's bragged about a negative karma there in the thousands.
He actually came here and posted on one of his quotes from a couple of days ago. Maybe he'll show up in this one as well.
This is off the wall. An insult to intelligence.
Of course the cops should help to get him a gf.
Of course the judge should be intimate with him.
Where are those men in white coats? /sarcasm
It's not in the job description of police officers to help get you a girlfriend, asshole. Having a girlfriend or boyfriend is not included in the human rights. Right to life is, that's why you were arrested for threatening to kill a person.
Almost all Western women want a decent man. You're not a decent man! A decent man treats people as human beings regardless of gender, respects and tolerates his fellow human beings. A decent man thinks of others first and then himself. A decent man stands up for his women friends' human rights.
First and foremost; a decent man does not threaten mass-murder if his petty wishes are not fulfilled, only a very immature young boy would do that.
This guy is beyond DARVO. So far beyond I don't know why he's still walking the streets. This is a suicide by cop waiting to happen.
@Pip, if only his mother would have kicked his dad in the groin.
Like I said, this guy is just a roll of duct tape, a knife, and a rope away from being a serial killer. Either that or one firearm away from being a mass murderer. I don't know what the legal system is like in Croatia, but I hope the police are keeping a close eye on him.
I would love to have seen the expression on the judges face when he asked her for sex...especially if court was in session.
If he's not careful, he could end up having more sex than he can handle.....and he still will have never known a womans intimate embrace.
I call Poe, but... this is why prostitution should be legal, regulated, and medically covered. People like this would just save up some money, get laid every once in a while, and live their sad little lives peacefully.
@mkb
I read the Cracked thread he made an appearance on. He said he doesn't want a prostitute, or at least not a common one - he'd only settle for paying for sex from a "high-class escort", but doesn't have the money to afford one. However, he apparently managed to get a girl (I believe the one he mentioned harassing for three straight hours) to sleep with him by buying her things, which is apparently entirely different from prostitution because reasons. Also, he says his parents should have seen how unhappy he was about being "incel" bought him a prostitute, introduced her as a "tenant" without mentioning the prostitute bit, had her fuck him, and then had her leave without a word - that way he'd be heartbroken but not a virgin*. And this would fix all of his various psychological problems. Somehow.
Yeah this guy's a piece of work.
*I love one of the responses from the thread, by the way: "Actually, you're lucky you didn't get a prostitute when you were 16. My older brother got me one, and then my stupid dad made me watch as all of his soldiers raped her." I suppose it sounds significantly less funny to those who don't like Game of Thrones or A Song of Ice and Fire.
no Western woman wants a decent man.
Over 85% of men get married. At least some of them must be "decent men" and marry "Western women".
Frankly, I doubt a wacko like coconut has many male friends, either.
"Even going as far as to protest naked with a drum"
What the hell is this guy smoking?
"None of the cops wanted to help me get a gf and the female judge didn't want to fuck me"
Yah thats a legiti- wait WTF?!? Dude you threatened to murder a teenager. The police should have beaten your ass with batons, I know I would have.
"I now see the story with that girl as a greater tragedy than I saw it before. The tragedy isn't so much my missed chance with her or my arrest, but the fact that I didn't kill her. It would have probably been better if I did. She was just a single person. If I were ever to take up arms many people might die."
May the devil gundam have mercy on your soul, cause you sure aren't going where amuro did. Also say hello to bubba for me, say 'I like it rough', he'll know what it means.
I have no money to move abroad and no Western woman wants a decent man.
The same "decent man" who wants to use our police force to get him dates, wants our judges to get into romantic entanglements, contemplates murdering a teenage girl, regrets not actually murdering her, and is now sees mass murder as his only way "out"? I know that morality is kind of a fluid thing and that subjective adjectives aren't very easy to pin down but in what universe can you be called decent? You're only one step away from being a deranged psychopathic killer and you regret not taking that last step. You are a sick monster and you critically need mental help.
Threatening people, walking around naked, threatening people again, promoting lying to cops, possibly sexually harassing a judge, threatening to kill people yet again.
And yet you're the only innocent guy in this story, huh?
You're so far beneath my contempt you'd have to look up to see Wotan's Feigling. I pity you.
@OhJohnNo
I suppose it's possible coconut and Governmentgetsgfs are different people, if that's what you're suggesting, but the resemblance is so uncanny that it seems unlikely. thatincelblogger has already admitted that he is GGG. Both he and coconut admit to begging their mother for sex and attacking her for refusing (oh, and because I'm fairly certain he's reading this, attacking her for not finding you someone to fuck is not acceptable either), both admit to drumming naked outside a courthouse for the police to find him a girlfriend, both admit to begging the judge to have sex with them, I'm pretty sure both have stated plans to create blogs harassing women who turn them down... it's like they're mirrors of each other.
If there are two different people like this, then I might just have to curl up in a corner and cry for a bit.
@Arctic Knight
If he's been arrested and brought before a judge, there should be some sort of record. Has anyone tried digging to find that?
"I have no money to move abroad and no Western woman wants a decent man."
I'm pretty sure Asian/Eastern European/Russian* women don't want you either.
*generally the demographics of women that misogynist assholes think will just be servile stereotypes and jump on their dick
Edited out reference to America as I forgot this guy's not an American.
I keep thinking to myself, is this "coconut" guy Marjan Siklic?
It stops being so funny when people are being actually threatened because some guy can't understand that the reason he can't get any is because it's mainly him and his maladaptive behavior and not some grand conspiracy orchestrated by society to keep him "incel".
I mean, look at the word "incel" which is short for "involuntary celibate". I don't see guys on forums like this complaining about being "insing" or "involuntary single". It really goes to show what these guys value most from women, and why they don't succeed in obtaining it.
Some people become beyond help when they refuse to accept the help offered to them. Very sad indeed.
@Nazani14: That might not work. Looking at his Encyclopedia Dramatica article, it seems he's admitted to assaulting his parents, and thinking he shouldn't have stopped until they were dead.
His reasoning, by the way, is that he thinks that those who fail to supply men with sex-mates on demand are obliquely killing them by inducing them into despair-driven suicide. Doesn't exactly say much for his opinion of how strong-willed the average man is.
Basically, his parents didn't go along with finding him a bed-mate on his say-so. In his eyes, attempted murder by driving to suicide, so properly a capital offense.
I'm waiting to hear that he's a solipsist, on top of everything else.
EDIT: And it gets worse. In one quote, he claimed that perhaps he SHOULDN'T date because he isn't a monster like 99% of humanity. He also tends to think of himself as weak and frail (...and yet he was capable of assaulting his parents...). BAD martyr complex. Maybe if we hear from those who knew him, we can tell if he had a particularly long-lived scorn for the universe in general?
Also, to those suggesting he find a prostitute...no such luck. He expressly refers to involuntary celibacy as an inability to get UNpaid sex. He's EXPRESSLY referred to an ability to have sex whenever he likes as an entitlement, presumably including when he has no form of payment with him. How much does anyone want to bet he regards the phrase "marital rape" as oxymoronic?
The only reason why I got arrested was that I was stupid enough to co-operate with the police
So basically, you're saying "I got arrested for telling the truth instead of beating the rap by invoking my 5th Amendment right to keep my mouth shut." In other words, I'm not only a criminal, I'm stupid."
To everyone who thinks it's a Poe--sadly no. He's buddies with fschmidt. They've come after us here together.
@coconut/thatincelblogger/ggg
You keep threatening to kill yourself. Just do it already. Nothing of value will be lost.
"I have no money to move abroad and no Western woman wants a decent man."
YOU AREN'T DECENT, YOU'RE A SEXIST, NARCISSISTIC PRICK. GET. A. CLUE.
@All
1. No, this creep isn't a Poe. He's very real and quite mentally ill.
2. coconut, thatincelblogger and GovernmentsGetGfs are all the same sick person.
> All of these criminals are walking free.
But I thought you said you were arrested? Because you're the only criminal here. Get real, you fucking entitled prick.
Coconut (Why God Why):
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@Reckoner: here you go.
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Oh God this guy...
Some people on this site make me laugh. Some people make me angry. This guy just makes me sad. Like his very existence prevents any kind of passion, good or bad, from entering the world. Nothing but an empty hopelessness that he is a real person. I don't want any harm done to him, I just want him put in a mental hospital and get treatment.
And who the hell is Chris Chan?
Threatens to kill a girl.
Considers himself a "decent man."
Doesn't see the HUGE disconnect in those two points.
Oy.
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