Anon-e-moose
"we are all so wicked and evil we would die at his site"
http://www.god.net/
(*Looks down; examines self*)
...nope, still here. And it seems that God is a fucking crap webmaster.
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"When Isaiah saw God in a vision he said "I am undone"
Serves him right for not zipping his flies then! 'The cave is open, but the beast is asleep.' X3
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"The rightness of God is far too great for us to see"
So, God = (a semi-)Buster Gonad in "Viz Comic"? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Gonad) His left one is so shrivelled up, that it's as good as nonexistent, amirite?
(*sings to the tune of "Colonel Bogey"*):
'Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two but very small
Himmler has something similar
And poor old Goebbels has got none at all'
X3 [/Pseudo-Godwin]
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"We can't see God"
Meh. That's nothing:
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Some say, that his nipples are explosive. And that even God himself dare not look upon his visage, as he once heard that he'd removed his helmet before Cthulhu, who then went permanently insane. All we know is... he's called The Stig!
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