The fourth way to acquire psychic power is a way which a growing number of teenagers are opting for today: selling their souls to the devil
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@anothga
You start by drawing a pentagram on the ground, large enough for you to stand in. Then you stands in it, bow your head, close your eyes, fold you hands, and shout.
"Come to me, Prince of Darkness, Bearer of Light, I wish to sell my soul to thee!"
Make sure to shout it nice and loud, in a crowded place, so Satan can see that your faith is stronger than your fear of redicule.
Here's a clue, Sparky: There's no such thing as psychic powers. Nobody has, with any reliability, ever been able to successfully predict the future. Even the most famous so-called psychics, Jeanne Dixon and Sylvia Browne, made hundreds or thousands of wrong predictions, and neither one managed to foretell their own death. Anyone who thinks they are psychic is just deluding themselves.
i keep telling these nutcases, i CAN'T sell my soul to the devil. i already sold it back in high school, to a buddy of mine who was the designated driver that night, for a double cheeseburger and a coke.
man, that was some party. couldn't do that again anymore, i'm too old for that shit now.
The fourth way? You've got an index of this shit? You go around looking for ways to gain supernatural powers?
And yet, you've none to show for it. Odd that.
My friend Joe acquired psychic powers after reading Second Sight, and basing his character concept on the merits and flaws in said book. Now he has not made his character yet so he doesn't actually have them yet. But if I run and he goes with it,he will have those psychic powers.
Unless you were being serious, in which case we shall laugh at you
It's not a bad deal. You can sell your soul on ebay for about $4.25 plush shipping and handling.
I bought a case of them. In about 10 years, I just know their value will go up and I can sell them for more than what I paid.
@ Arctic Knight
Nice try, but everyone knows that you can't sell your soul on Ebay because delivery cannot be verified.
No, that's not a joke. People have tried to sell their souls on Ebay, and that is the reason why Ebay will not allow people to do it anymore.
Someone did sell his soul on eBay once. His ex-girlfriend bought it for $6.66
I'll bet you've never read, heard, or seen any of the many variations of the story of Faust.
There's a fismonger near me who sells his sole , so...! [/hyper-smartarse] X3
@nazani14
"I'll bet you've never read, heard, or seen any of the many variations of the story of Faust"
John Michael here would be 'Bats!' if (s)he hasn't ...:
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...I'll get my coat. /)^3^(\ X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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