Since antichrist is around, there is no need for disputes. Run for the hills! Buy a shovel to bury the dead. Go hide with Orthodox Christians before it's too late. Mandatory mark of the beast will begin when any of these four happens depending on where you live: 1)Cash will be taken out, 2) Prisoners will be released, 3)Electricity, gas, and water will be turned off. 4)Under-aged will not be able to buy food. Please, go hide. Don't take any electronics with you because antichrist's minions can make contact then. So, please, no electronics. Pack one bag in case they take you to a concentration camp, mostly old warm clothes so that nobody will steal them when you're taking a shower in the concentration camp. Also, get dried bread to last you ten days per person during famine. Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons.
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