Quote# 99536

This is disgusting. Let's see the first gay NFL team to draft [Michael Sam]. Will he be showering with the other men and try to not get an erection? Will the other team members in the shower pick up the soap an support his condition?

Steve, Washington Times 36 Comments [2/22/2014 5:50:53 AM]
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In that case, if you got into mixed team (men and women), would you shower with women and try to not get an erection? Would the female team members pick up the soap an(sic) support your condition?
I find this to be somewhat insulting, as it implies gays cannot control their sexual urges while straights can.

2/22/2014 6:11:17 AM

Jewnior Spokesman

These guys don't seem to have too many problems: http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/kingscrosssteelers/

(And yes, they do play in 'straight' leagues).

2/22/2014 6:11:22 AM


The projection is strong in this one.

2/22/2014 6:37:15 AM


Gee Steve, you've clearly given this a LOT of thought. Perhaps while you yourself was showering up with a bar of soap in your hand...

2/22/2014 6:44:11 AM


Most guys think about the lesbians in the womens hockey teams showering together, but hey, whatever floats your boat Steve.

2/22/2014 6:50:45 AM


Like so many other issues related to sexuality in non-sexual contexts, this can be solved by not being a rapey teenager.

2/22/2014 6:53:11 AM


Does every single man in a nudist camp have an erection all day, every day? Hardly (pun intended).
Just cause you get an erection as soon as you see exposed female skin, doesn't mean that we all are that easily aroused, dearie. And yes, women get aroused too; it's called "lubrication".

2/22/2014 7:00:08 AM

Dr. Shrinker

So...you honestly believe that there has never been a gay man in the NFL before?


2/22/2014 7:05:33 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Why not ask his University of Missouri teammates? They've known Michael Sam, and the fact that he's gay, much longer than you have. I don't hear any of them complaining. But I'm not sure I would say you're exactly complaining...

2/22/2014 7:27:46 AM


I doubt Mr. Sam will have to try very hard to not get an erection. Like most gay American men he spent six years in middle and high school and went to gym every day. Like me he would have spent those hormone peaked years taking off our clothes and showering with other boys and learning the art of self-control. It really is not that hard.

Today millions of heterosexual teenage boys shower and dress in gym class in view of students they know to be gay and they manage just fine. If those teenagers can manage it then I would be surprised that some 300lb football player making tens of millions of dollars to be there can manage whatever creepy feeling they have about the situation.

2/22/2014 7:44:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

Steve in the shower: "Oops, I dropped the soap! I SAID, I dropped the soap!"

I think it's funny how these people are complaining about an openly gay player in American football. You know, the sport where a bunch of large, sweaty guys first huddle up together, then have a guy squat down while another guy puts his hands between his legs, and then they all run into each other and eventually end up in a big pile together. And at the end of the game they all go shower together. But they don't want a gay man to participate.

2/22/2014 8:43:04 AM

Qazamir McSmarty Britches

You seem just a little more concerned about showering with other men, and getting an erection, than I'd think a straight guy would. Just saying...

It's OK to be gay Steve, but learn to have some self control in such situations.

2/22/2014 9:57:32 AM


support his condition?

He's gay, not disabled.

2/22/2014 11:16:23 AM


He might be showering with them and I am sure, like other homosexuals and heterosexuals he can be professional about it.

2/22/2014 11:19:25 AM

Ah, life as seen through the eyes of a teenage boy... absolutely everything makes you have an erection.

Something to keep in mind though, Steve... he's only the first OPENLY gay player. He sure as heck ain't the first GAY player. Soooo.... how come it wasn't a problem for them to be showering with the other men?

2/22/2014 11:19:50 AM


Of course, Michael Sam has been showering with guys for years and years before he got to this point. Somehow he managed not to rape any of his teammates.

P.S. You're right though, your assertion IS disgusting.

2/22/2014 11:39:15 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Why do you give a shit, Steve not Eve?

2/22/2014 11:43:56 AM

Jamaican Castle

You'd think, with all the money the NFL makes, that they could afford private showers.

2/22/2014 1:56:22 PM

Goomy pls

Homosexual != Hypersexual

2/22/2014 2:10:27 PM

Old Viking

Funny, when I read about his being drafted I never gave the shower a thought.

2/22/2014 2:27:07 PM


hey Steve are you just annoyed that Adam dumped you for Eve

2/22/2014 3:40:55 PM

Just because he's gay doesn't mean he wants to fuck every guy he sees.

2/22/2014 3:50:07 PM


I think we should be more worried about all of the players who've ever been arrested on weapons charges bringing their guns into the locker room.

2/22/2014 4:06:21 PM


In my swimming days, I invariably showered with all the other men. It was not a sexual occasion, so no erection.

I go to a gay naturiste beach here in France - no erections on view, and all remain calm and flaccid.

The old canard about the dropping the soap is also very out of date. (When did you last shower with men? Whe did you last shower!?) The normal agent for washing nowadays is shower gel.

You have been watching too much porn and wanking too much. Or perhaps you are trying to tell us something about your personal difficulty showering with other naked men?

2/22/2014 5:03:25 PM


I actually prefer a bar of soap to shower gel. I don't need to use one hand to hold the cleaning agent and the other to work the dispenser.

2/22/2014 10:53:30 PM

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