Quote# 101726

if a woman does a “sex crime”, it doesn’t have that word.
"rape" is taken. it is done by a penis. come up with your own word for other stuff.

sexselector, sexselector 24 Comments [6/26/2014 3:35:57 AM]
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Quote# 44292

"If Adam and Eve were the first humans, are we all inbred?"

If their genes were perfect then that isn't a problem. Note that according to Genesis Eve was effectively Adam's semi-identical twin sister: she was his flesh in the most complete sense (to be "one flesh" is part of the Christian notion of marriage).

Indeed the prohibition against brothers and sisters marrying is practical rather than intrinisic: genes are no longer perfect and so close relatives can't get away with it. There would have been no problem with Adam and Eve's kids marrying each other.

Catholics, for example, can marry their first cousins with the permission of their bishop (who examines their family tree).

Greg Lorriman, In response to article for Telegraph.co.uk 39 Comments [8/5/2008 1:34:16 PM]
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Quote# 47989

Clearly obama is desperate, pro muslim, certainly not a Christian; (see him speak about his 'muslim faith', and discredit the Bible on you tube), and not above the same campaign tactics that got nixon impeached............unless you want to see sharia law in the usa and want to wear a burka in the land of the free.....you really should do some homework on your own before you push that button....

wonder.gurl, Palin's Yahoo! Account Hacked 40 Comments [10/1/2008 6:07:01 AM]
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Quote# 123479

I said it is obvious to most people. Which is true! Whether any scientist concurs with it or not is of no consequence at all.

And I suppose according to the 'fallacy' you named, till some scientist guy takes the final decision and waves a green flag...the observation cannot be considered as correct! Nice!

Sriram, Religion and Ethics 8 Comments [1/6/2017 2:29:38 PM]
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Quote# 80581

An Italian professor is facing rebuke and possible termination because he told a radio interviewer that gays caused Rome's downfall.

Roberto De Mattei is vice president of Italy's prestigious Centre for National Research in Rome. In a radio interview, the 63-year-old said, "The collapse of the Roman Empire and the arrival of the Barbarians was due to the spread of homosexuality. The Roman colony of Carthage was a paradise for homosexuals and they infected many others. The invasion of the Barbarians was seen as punishment for this moral transgression."

Roberto De Mattei, Advocate 66 Comments [4/14/2011 11:48:49 AM]
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Quote# 113094

Which would be worse? A new Hitler? Or what is all ready to declare himself President for life?
Obama is the worst president in history and congress is even worse, lying and acts of treason on an all most every day basis has become the rule of the our current govt. and it most likely will take a revolt to make meaningful change.

justjim65, WND 33 Comments [9/24/2015 3:12:09 AM]
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Quote# 130967

nope ... if you are a pool of electro-chemical processes .... you have no basis to claim any rights .......... no right to say anything is right or wrong ... it is just a chemical pool doing its chemical pool thing ..... no right to say anything is good or bad ... it is just a chemical pool doing its chemical pool thing ..... no right to say anything is free or not ... it is just a chemical pool doing its chemical pool thing ..... no right to say anything is anything ... it is just a chemical pool doing its chemical pool thing .... you have given up any claim to anything .... because all you are is a chemical pool .......... it is your lot in life .... not sure what happens when any chlorine gets in there .........

Amos Moses, Christian News Network 19 Comments [8/25/2017 11:56:01 PM]
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Quote# 101062

["you know Planned Parenthood does more than just abortion, right? I used to take my daughter there for check ups and to refill her medication that keeps her asthma under control. Because of people like you shutting down health centers that happen to also do abortion, the nearest doctor is 7 hours away. what do you suggest I do if my 5 year old daughter needs a prescription refill? I don't have the means to travel 14 hours to take her to the doctor for life saving medical help."]

While you were refilling her prescription, children just like her were dying in the back room. Is a break on the price of her visit worth the lives of the little boys and girls who will never see the light of day or know a mother's love? Maybe if you weren't so selfish, you would think about the fact that your cost savings are a result of the money they are making by killing thousands of unborn children every single day. Aren't their lives worth the extra effort?

cultureshift, In Defense of the Defenseless 27 Comments [5/19/2014 3:26:40 AM]
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Quote# 31606

A Scientific Prediction from Genesis:

Besides myself, all other people that try to tell us what Genesis is saying do not understand the text, and are speaking from ignorance. I’m sorry to have to take this position, but there are too many false teachers and unqualified people talking about “creation\evolution debates” (when no such contest exists), and proclaiming false doctrines about Genesis, such as Creation Science, theistic evolution, progressive creation, and “gap” theories. There is even the fad of “Intelligent Design”, which is a big waste of time, and has almost nothing of value to offer.


I am now making this declaration, so that mankind may know that the words and events written in Genesis is true, and the humanist theories of our origins are false. I predict that secular science shall soon find, if they have not already, solid evidence of prehistoric mankind, which is earlier than 30 million years in age. The book “Moses Didn’t Write About Creation!”, states from Genesis that mankind has been in his present likeness for over 60 million years. Moses wrote about extinction and restoration.

hzcummi, IIDB 37 Comments [11/25/2007 11:21:03 PM]
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Quote# 101039

What the World Press should tell the citizens of the World about how and why the Jew World Order is unfolding before our eyes.

There must be some brave journalists somewhere who grow a spine, and begin to tell the Truth, which resembles the Elephant in the Room, or The Emperor's New Clothes, about how a cabal of evil Christ Hating Jews have managed to create a network of total domination in the paid-for media outlets of the world.

Mind control is the key to controlling the world. Mind control, propaganda, is a Jewish invention. They even brag that this is so, as they claim ownership of many other disorders... communism, etc.

Propaganda is LYING for an advantage. Lies. Damn Lies. Clever Lies.

Jesus called the Pharisees "sons of the Devil". He exposed their lying ways, he abhorred their hypocrisy.

Where are all the Christian journalists with the balls to tell the Truth?

Questioner, Real Jew News 23 Comments [5/18/2014 3:35:45 AM]
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Quote# 136375

This is just ridiculous :D

Want to laugh even harder? Go to any university website and have a look at the current research projects these gender studies PhD's are doing.

The Effects of 80's Punk Rock on Latino Women in Peru Ages 25 - 50 is an example. At my local uni. it's mostly studies about women in rock music. I can't think of any gender that has affected rock music less than women. Because oppression!! No because men are better at it. Both genders have their strengths, one of men's is music. Just a fact of life and there should be no shame in that.

When the people studying "biology" don't understand the basics of biology...

That stupid commie bitch professor Melissa Click of the University of Missouri (you remember, the "I need some muscle over here!" bitch,) did her PhD dissertation on 50 Shades of Gray. She also wrote about Twitter and Twilight's affects on millennial women's sexuality.

Missouri had the number one journalism school in the country at one point. Number one. And they were hiring social justice bitches like her to teach the next wave. Seriously, look at some of the goddamn utter drivel she has had published.

“Twitards and Tyler’s Van: Anti-fans, Twilight, and textuality.”
“Fifty Shades of postfeminism: Contextualizing readers’ reflections on the erotic romance series. In E. Levine (ed.) Feeling Feminine: Popular Culture for Women in the Early 21st Century.”
“It’s ‘a good thing’: The commodification of femininity, affluence and whiteness in the Martha Stewart phenomenon.”
Academia is a fucking tragedy now. So glad I got out

omg, lol I work with a girl who has her Ph.D. in Feminist Studies (gag) I almost cant stand being around her. This is one degree I wouldnt want the debt from... oh, she also has a transgender daughter (born a son) who is SIX and gets embarrassed talking about how babies are made..

She has a son that she abuses.

That is not a coincidence that she has this degree and has a "trans" six year old. She did this to him. I would call CPS if I were you.

I'm aware this is a meme, however... this reminds me that the far left are sociopaths. They really don't value human life. Posturing and virtue signaling is what they are all about.

They are so conceited and self-centered they have lost the ability to 1) empathize with other humans that don't share their perspective identically, 2) admit they are wrong about anything ever, 3) be saved or salvaged

various commenters, r/The_Donald 16 Comments [2/2/2018 3:08:45 AM]
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Quote# 127382

[OP of "Kill all atheists"]

Here's a common argument atheists make if we call for their expulsion if not outright elimination of atheists in society:

"If this is what your God wants, then He must be a psychopath"

To which we answer:

If there's no God, then all things are determined by the laws of science, which is what governs the laws of nature. If the way nature behaves and human history are reliable, murdering people for no reason is a perfectly legitimate course of action against those who are considered threats. So in a Godless universe, why is psychopathy bad, if it is a naturally occurring behavior in animals? Animals commit genocide. Animals commit rapes and murders, but if human beings are just another animal, where do you base your objective value judgment on God's or anyone's psychopathy, if values and even the notion of psychopathy are social constructs that are the byproduct of the human brain's evolution?

On the Christian, God-fearing side, St. Thomas Aquinas justifies the removal of atheists, heretics, and sodomites because not only do they threaten the material well-being of society, for example, by accumulating wealth that doesn't circulate outside their sodomy trains, but also the spiritual health of the people.

UnworthySinner, Reddit - r/commonfilth 23 Comments [5/22/2017 3:04:26 AM]
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Quote# 119591

[Ann Barnhardt's video, "Diabolical Narcissism," is banned by YouTube]

As I have been screeching for years, all of this talk of “tolerance”, especially with regards to the faggots and other sex perverts, is no such thing. In fact, tolerance is the FIRST STEP on the road to total infiltration and societal collapse. The progression is: Tolerance, Acceptance, Ratification, Participation.

Think about the word “tolerate”. We tolerate something that is DISORDERED for some logistical reason – but then only temporarily. For example, if your toilet eats its pigs in the middle of the night, backs up, and won’t flush, you TOLERATE the nasty, disgusting poopy commode until the next business day when you can call a plumber and get it fixed. You don’t call a plumber at three in the morning. You TOLERATE the BROKEN, MALFUNCTIONING, THOROUGHLY DISGUSTING, NAUSEATING, AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FO’ DAT crap-filled toilet nonsense.

Same thing with sex perverts. Of which faggots and dykes are the largest constituency.

No, no. They had no intention EVER of being tolerated. Their objective, because of the diabolical nature of their psycho-spiritual pathology, is to vampirically destroy as many other people as possible. Which is why they so desperately, desperately want your children. You must give them your children. That’s the “participation”. Oh yeah. We’re already there. AND, why they will censor every critique, much less full-blown exposure and explanation of their evil, evil nature.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 18 Comments [6/8/2016 3:06:26 AM]
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Quote# 91963

Once the plan was formed, God and the angels used their supreme scientific knowledge and technology to create new lives and guide them through evolution and eventually to salvation. As time passes, He continues to develop many lives throughout the entire universe. The lives that have been liberated (after salvation) will help God to guide other lives that have not yet been liberated.

Life on Earth is a part of the divine plan. About 4.6 billion years ago, God and the angels created the Sun, Earth, and other planets in the solar system, made them orbit according to the natural laws of the universe, and then have continued adjusting them to work accurately and harmoniously. God adjusted weight and volume and created satellites for the planets to acquire the precise distance, orbit and speed to maintain life on Earth.

After God realized that the solar system was running well, he sent angels to Earth by UFOs. Angels created the water and atmosphere, as well as constructed sites and other architectural works to reside and work on Earth. Examples of these sites are the nuclear reactors in Oklo, Gabon, the Great Pyramids in Egypt, Stonehenge in England, and the Tiwanaku site in Bolivia. Once God and the angels recognized that the Earth’s climate was stable enough to host life, God had the angels bring the genetic material of flora and fauna to Earth, make them reproduce, and then introduce them to the environment where they could self-adapt and self-evolve.

Most of the existing lives on Earth were brought from outside of Earth by God and the angels, where they then cross-bred and multiplied. All species, from simple to complex, have different sets of gene codes; depending on the stability of the Earth’s climate and appropriate timeline, God has released different species. All species must go through the process of evolution to self-adapt and improve in the Earth’s environment because evolution is a necessary process for all lives. Each of the flora and fauna species carry genetic information of their own kind. Genes contain information for physical, intellectual, and sentient characteristics that will be inherited by the next generation.

Thuan Nguyen, The Great Truth 30 Comments [1/9/2013 2:47:36 PM]
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Quote# 108459


It is funny how you want your Mosque protected from a threat, but think it's Pam Gellers fault and she brought it on herself. You may have people like Obama in your pocket, but remember main stream America is not. I live close to Dearborn and I can personally tell you eventually your strategy of infiltration and out breeding us will bring things to a head. When that happens, you will lose. Not only because we are morally superior to you, better armed than you and more civilized than you, but because your religion is one of death and evil and evil never wins. I don't say that from a religious perspective because I'm not. I say it from an American perspective. God created America with his blessing. He is on our side not yours. He gave us a America, he gave you a desert. Your God is one of death and subjugation like Satan. Our God is one of freedom and life---you will lose. Plus, I've seen how you all run like cowards every time your in a fight so I'm not too concerned. We know what CAIR is: a terrorist group that works to protect Muslims and works against America. There are millions of us that are locked and loaded around Dearborn. Why act like cowards if your god is so great? Just bring it, we'll be waiting.

David Smith, CAIR Facebook Group 13 Comments [5/9/2015 3:58:38 AM]
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Quote# 125627

World health organization considers being single a disability.

So where the fuck is our free shit?

The way I look at it is if I must be die alone, I deserve to die with things handed to me. It doesn't have to be a lot... Just enough for a cheap apartment and Nintendo DS without having to work and endure normies all fucking day. I'm sure my mother who is basically all the worst elements of a republican but also a degenerate liberal would be ashamed but my give a fucks went out the window as soon as women stopped giving me eye contact.

Their tax dollars belong to me since their hearts never will. Nomnomnom give me the welfare state communism.

MrAcceleration, /r/incels 28 Comments [3/22/2017 7:12:00 AM]
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Quote# 30488

Why is California burning so badly that the entire sky is glowing red? Could it be because the Lord is less than happy with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's recent actions? From a strictly scriptural point of view, I would say, "Possibly!" [...]Do these verses establish biblical precedent for us to at least suspect that Governor Schwarzenegger's recent forwarding of the homosexual agenda in California has brought God's judgment upon its lands? Yes. Without a doubt.

Could it be that what we are presently seeing on the national news is California spewing out many of its inhabitants as a result of same? Quite possibly but only God knows for sure if that's the case.

Michael G. Mickey, Rapture Alert 31 Comments [10/27/2007 7:09:03 PM]
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Quote# 17019

[part of a long, rambling post about trying to keep her friend from crushing on a "bad" guy, culminating in this *shocking* revelation (paragraph breaks added)]

The guy had a CD player/radio but no one payed any mind to it except Amanda and I. When the graduation was over the 3 of us got in the bus and we went in the back. We were looking at all the stuff they brought, trying to think of a way to play a trick on them or something when Amanda noticed that he'd accidently left his CD player/radio on.
She put the headphones on and her facial expression went from normal to[shocked smiley]! She threw the headphones off her head and Molly said
"What's the matter Mander?"
Amanda didn't say anything. She just opened up the CD player to find *surprise surprise* a country CD. She knew it was because she said her Grandma used to listen to it. Of course this was the kind of proof [that the guy "isn't very nice"] that we'd been looking for for months. Before it was just our word against his. Now it was "Hey we actually found some physical proof."

AprilMayJune, Teens-4-Christ 63 Comments [11/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 113241

On September 24, 2015, in an incredible fulfillment of Bible prophecy, a Talking Ass spoke before a Joint Session of the Congress of the United States of Israel.

The Talking Ass arrived for his speech in a humble Fiat.

Nothing has changed in 3,500 years, people still expect religious leaders to act humble.

When Balaam the son of Beor set out to curse ancient Israel, he also rode upon a humble donkey or ass. Secular rulers like to travel in regal style in order to impress their subjects . . . but their false religious leaders are expected to act humble.

For the first time in history, a TALKING ASS addressed a Joint Session of the Congress of the United States of Israel.

Members of Congress were spellbound, as this was the first times a Talking Ass had addressed them.

The speech was also relayed live to the entire United States of Israel via the Vatican controlled media. It never occurred to the awestruck "lawmakers" that his presence there was a violation of the First Amendment to the Constitution . . . and the Monroe Doctrine.

3,500 years ago, as the Old Covenant Israel was about to enter the Promised Land, Balak, king of Moab, hired a sorcerer named Balaam to curse the people:

Then the children of Israel moved forward, and camped in the plains of Moab on the side of the Jordan across from Jericho. Now Balak the son of Zippor saw all that Israel had done to the Amorites. And Moab was exceedingly afraid of the people because they were many, and Moab was sick with dread because of the children of Israel. So Moab said to the elders of Midian, "now this company will lick up everything around us, as an ox licks up the grass of the field.” And Balak the son of Zippor was king of the Moabites at that time. Then he sent messengers to Balaam the son of Beor at Pethor, which is near the River in the land of the sons of his people, to call him, saying: "Behold, a people has come from Egypt. Behold, they cover the face of the earth, and are settling next to me! Therefore please come at once, curse this people for me, for they are too mighty for me. Perhaps I shall be able to defeat them and drive them out of the land, for I know that he whom you bless is blessed, and he whom you curse is cursed.” And the elders of Moab and the elders of Midian departed with the rewards of divination in their hand; and they came unto Balaam, and spake unto him the words of Balak (Numbers 22: 1-7).

Satan was horrified that the people were about to enter the Promised Land, so he told Balak to send to Pethor in Mesopotamia for the Pontiff of the ancient world–his vicar on earth at that time!!

Pethor in Mesopotamia was the Vatican of the ancient world and Balaam was the Supreme Pontiff of his day.

For a substantial fee, Balaam, riding on a humble donkey, was on his way to curse Israel when his own ass spoke with a man's voice.

Balaam was permitted to go with the princes of Moab, but he could only speak the words that JEHOVAH put in his mouth.

The hireling prophet Balaam was on his way to curse Israel when his ass spoke to him. As the top religious leader of his day, Balaam could have made the long journey via camel or chariot....Instead, feigning humility, he made the journey on a humble ass.

The dumb animal saw the angel of JEHOVAH standing in the way to block his journey, so Balaam beat her with his stick:

Then JEHOVAH opened the mouth of the ass, and she said to Balaam, “what have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?” And Balaam said to the ass, “because you have abused me. I wish there were a sword in my hand, for now I would kill you!” (Numbers 23:28-29).

That story was placed in the Bible to show that an ASS can talk. Satan spoke through a serpent in the Garden of Eden to tempt Adam and Eve.

Saint Paul–the founder of true Christianity at Rome–said that all the events that happened to Old Covenant Israel were meant to preview the history of the New Covenant Israel:

Now all these things happened unto them for examples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the world are come (I Corinthians 10:11).
When the center of world empire moved west from Babylon, Persia, and Greece, the Peter of Mesopotamia also moved west to Rome.

The Vatican is the modern day Pethor or Peter!!

The name Vatican is from the Latin vatic and means a place of fortunetelling, sorcery, and divination. Centuries before Christianity, Rome had a PETER . . . that is JU-PETER (Zeus-Peter).

The Vatican is the last incarnation of the Pethor of Mesopotamia.

Vatican means a place of fortunetelling, sorcery, and divination.

Pope Francis is the latest incarnation of Balaam of Pethor!!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 29 Comments [10/1/2015 3:15:53 AM]
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Quote# 137715

(In reply to another member, who wrote:

"Without even telling me why, Twitter did this:
Your account [...] is currently suspended. For more information, please visit Suspended Accounts.
I wasn't even given a notice about any tweet that I had posted.
I definitely believe Twitter has a bias against conservatives.):

***** I knew it would come Kirk. Satan is really angry and using anyone who doesn't know The Lord. Sorry for what happened. God is in control. We need to keep praying for our country.

d_1goodt, Realabortiondebate 7 Comments [4/6/2018 9:22:33 AM]
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