Quote# 94726

I'm 51, and maybe 20 to 30 lbs overweight and I quit smoking a little over 6 months ago. I have no health insurance because I'm out of work. I do not plan on getting health insurance. If I get sick, I will rely on God to get me through it (or not). It's Jesus living in me and if he says it's time then it's time. I will not participate in this insanity that is government run health care!

"For me to die is gain"

tscopemkr, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [6/5/2013 3:05:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Agrippina
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Quote# 38424

"My husband is a minister who does evangelistic work, but I am shy. I am active in my church but I wanted so much to witness to non-Christians...
I have been leaving Chick tracts everywhere! I leave them on shelves in the grocery store and drug stores, on phone booths, on newspaper boxes, in restaurants, in public restrooms, at the doctor's office. I made special trips to the local health department, WIC clinic, homeless health clinic...just to leave tracts. Even the food stamp office and Dept. of Human Services waiting rooms. The public library. Outside the high school in a bad neighborhood. I wrap them in plastic and toss them in driveways! I scan the local section of our paper for people convicted of DUI or other crimes and mail the tracts! If people did this in every town, so many could be reached. Oh yes, I send SOMEBODY LOVES ME to abortion clinics.

Anonymous Poster, www.chick.com 68 Comments [4/28/2008 11:27:28 PM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
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Quote# 18348

Even the thought of one kiss is too much experience at any age unless you are married, and that thought should be for your husband.

lovely, 123 Christian Forums 29 Comments [12/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 77833

"If evolutionists really had the evidence, they wouldn't need to rule out alternative explanations by decree, and invoke legal bully-boys like the ACLU who scream blue murder if their pet theory is challenged..."

Jonathan Sarfati, New Mexicans for Science and Reason 58 Comments [12/5/2010 10:21:17 AM]
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Quote# 22498

If evolution was true then we would see animals with 6 legs

Dwayne Dibbley, ABC Online Forum 77 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22482

[Heavy work pants were essential when women took over men's jobs at factories during WWII.]

Key thought here - Women took over the men's jobs! I understand that companies were very short-staffed during WWII and women were called upon to keep the country going - BUT - as soon as the men came home those women should have headed back home to fulfill their original purpose as keepers at home! However, that is not the topic here - just wanted to get that thought in there. There is NO reason why the ladies could not do those jobs properly attired as a lady. It was just simpler to put on the man's pants than to become creative in their ladylike dress...... Although these women were hard workers at their new jobs, they failed miserably at remaining the ladies they once were.

Mrs Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 64 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 57140

I have to confess that I am finding it very hard to seperate my feeling of disdain or disappointment for this Presidency from the fact that he is the first black American to be elected.

While I do think it's an absolutely wonderful thing that he is I am having a very hard time with this. I feel badly about it but I have to be honest. It's not a racial thing because if it was a conservative with whom I share moral views I would feel the joy. I am almost ashamed of myself but I firmly believe that Barack is Godless. I guess I'm sadder for my country than I am happy for blacks.

Am I alone in this??

RickyD, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [1/24/2009 7:32:53 PM]
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Submitted By: onein6billion
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Quote# 4866

And if the IHR [a holocaust-denying organization] is so wrong, why are they the target for arson attacks?

Consistent Thinker, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 32590

Because the fruit that Adam and Eve ate, corrupted humanity's DNA, as sin was passed along to further generations by natural procreation. Since Jesus shared his DNA with the Divine father, through his unnatural procreation, his DNA did not have the sin gene, and this granted his spiritual descendants the ability to rid themselves of their sin gene, by being born again.

This is why "True" Christians don't sin as much as the not so true Christians, and those Hitler loving atheist.

theIdi0t, Christian Forums 50 Comments [12/20/2007 12:53:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 108036

I have gone to numerous mainstream news websites just to read news, and it has become so bad that I don't go to them anymore. I have a limited pool of websites that I know I can trust. You can't even look for an apartment or home anymore. One realtor website shows a father lifting his adolescent daughter up in the air like an airplane, but she is wearing only skimpy underwear, and her buttocks are pointing upward. It is 100% sexually suggestive. But you say, “pastor you have a dirty mind”; No, I have a man's mind, and you're a moron if you don't understand what I'm saying. For some insane reason, people think that colored underwear are ok, but white underwear aren't. If a young girl wore white underwear in public, people would complain; but if they are colored bathing underwear, then people accept it as normal swim attire. This is insanity at it's height! Underwear are underwear! Put some clothes on whore!

One mother was grinning from ear-to-ear as her two adolescent daughters were dancing like strippers in public, singing some filthy Rock song. That mama ought to be spanking those brats, not allowing Katy Perry to train them to be hussy whores! America is going to Hell! You idiot mamas who think it's cute to see your little girls strutting to the music of Britney Spears, Madonna, Selena Gomez, and Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Madonna is the trash of society, portrayed as receiving oral sex from a dog in her book SEX. Is that the role model that you grew up with? Is that what you want your daughters to become? Madonna is a demonic cult-worshipping, lewd and immoral, child of the Devil. And she's proud of it too! Lady Gaga said on the Oprah Winfrey Show that she doesn't like the term “Lady,” but that's a lie, because that's what all her promoters and albums call her. She a slutty whore, admittedly promoting “shock art” as she calls it. No, it's demonism! Whore Gaga dresses, acts and behaves like a freaky, trashy, weirdo. She's correct to say she's no lady, and doesn't even know what the word means.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 57 Comments [4/23/2015 2:53:04 AM]
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Quote# 124244

What a f***** mangina Daniel Craig is :


Sad to say I’m actually related to her.

theantifeminist, Resisting the Rape of the Male – Sex Positive Men's Rights 13 Comments [2/5/2017 1:27:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Xavier
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Quote# 55323

Question (by Jesus FREAK) : If evolution is true how come cannot speak monkey?
i try to be a christian evolutionist at the zoo and try talk to the monkey but i cannot.

if evolution is true why can i not speak monkey

Answer(by jessica s) : hahaha way to get the evolutionists at a stump! I would also like to know why monkeys aren't forming into humans nowadays! ;)

well the Bible says it's not true...soo..I'll go with that!

jessica s &Jesus FREAK, Yahoo Answers 75 Comments [1/2/2009 12:44:37 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 32355

[In your view, what makes the two strands of the double-helix come together?]

same thing that causes heart cells to become heart cells and liver cells to become liver cells and pancreas cells to become pancreas cells soon after the moment of conception ------- it's called the mystery of life.

["Mystery of life", eh? Those of us with a some education in basic biology and chemistry call it "hydrogen bonds".]

[That would be grade 11 highschool biology, the class I am currently taking. I guess you never made it that far huh sport?]

tell me more about -- and give me a picture of exactly what this is....also what makes these do what they do?...and don't you dare resort to ignorance.

supersport, CARM 15 Comments [12/14/2007 7:40:08 PM]
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Quote# 15351

[Re: U.N.: Iraq civilian deaths hit a record]

Civilians or terrorists posing as "civilians".

I same more "civilian" deaths is a d*mn good thing.

Those with moral equivalency deficit can't tell the difference.

skyrocket2u, American Conservative Forum 26 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 121866

[What if someone—with the power to make it happen—came and said to you: “Vote for me, and I’ll make sure the Republicans never win another election. Vote for me, and there will be a firm boot placed on the neck of the Religious Right, on Wall Street, on the NRA—these groups will be crushed, and you will hear the proverbial lamentations of their women. Of course, after you vote for me, there won’t be any further elections—at least none that have any affect—but it won’t matter, because Our Side will have a permanent victory. We’ll be able to implement our wise and just policies, without any further interference from the other side. Society will flourish, and a new era of prosperity will be born! Racism and homophobia will be ended! The environment will be protected! The economy will serve everyone, not just the wealthy!”

Who, here, would take that bargain? A promised permanent progressive victory, at the cost of authoritarian government, one that need no longer consider the wishes of the voters—even if they no longer desire progressivism?

What of a promised, permanent progressive victory achieved by kneecapping the right wing—a maximum voting age, or legal disenfranchisement of conservative voters (by various means), or other ways of relegating our opposition to second-class citizenship? Would you take that bargain?

What if the persuader whispers in your ear that there MIGHT be some bloodshed, as ensuring the progressive victory requires (ahem) altering the country’s demographics, as there are still many voters of the wrong kind voting?

Though, there is one authoritarian regime that none of us can object to: the laws and facts of nature. Such as what happens when you jump off a high place, or dump CO2 into the atmosphere until it gains net heat.

We can fix that problem voluntarily, or nature’s going to fix it for us, by running us close to extinction. Failure to fix it is flirting with a Holocaust that will be hundreds of times Hitler.

In the end, we have no choice about that.

For which reason, I would support authoritarian measures to deal with it now. Because the word “authoritarian” is meaningless when it’s about the laws and facts of nature.

G2geek, Daily Kos 22 Comments [10/3/2016 3:15:31 AM]
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Quote# 109260

For over a decade I argued statewide in Maine that the addition of "sexual orientation" to the Maine Human Rights Act would have far-reaching consequences. I predicted that Maine would quickly destroy marriage by making sodomy an acceptable precondition for state-recognized marriages.

The government went further than I imagined possible.

In addition to "sexual orientation" they included the category of gender, "trans"gender to be more specific. This is more accurately described as cross dressing on steroids, just as "sexual orientation" is more accurately imagined as sexual perversion.


And now public school teachers are forcing all Maine children to begin thinking about the virtues of sodomy at 7 years of age.


[W]e find that the virus is spreading rapidly. It won't be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds - to the entire universe!


It's like satan, a rabid dog, sunk his fangs deep into the donkey flesh of our nation's government. And now the deranged ass is infecting other nations.


Humans die from rabies unless they are given the vaccine before the symptoms appear. Paul the apostle points out in his letter to Roman Christians that you can tell when a nation has become a walking corpse when it has endorsed perverted sex.

Is it too late for America to take the vaccine?

Are the symptoms of judgment evident?

Rev. Michael S. Heath, Barb Wire 29 Comments [6/4/2015 3:22:52 AM]
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Quote# 91717

(Context: A poll asking if one would visit a church that was giving out free pot to first time visitors as an incentive.)

I don't agree with everything on that page, but it makes great points about cannabis in the Bible, and that Jesus healed using it. Jesus was a medical marijuana practioner.

BRTD, US Election Atlas Forum 43 Comments [12/27/2012 1:55:52 PM]
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Quote# 9855

['I am well aware of the life cycle. I do not, however, consider it wrong or evil to kill the human being if it does not think, feel, or have any sort of consciousness. And even after those attributes begin to develop, it should still be the mother's decision as to whether or not to allow her pregnancy to continue.']

You are truly evil and insane. The German people went through this same dementia in their Nazi era when the Jews were considered less than human. You flaunt your anti-God Secular Humanist credentials with disdain for the truth and mindless insanity. You are a truly despicable human being.

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 15 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20267

[If we received a confirmed signal from a distant alien civilization (proving that there is intelligent life on other planets), how would it affect your views regarding Christianity, Jesus and salvation?]

I would be excited, because then there would be new opportunities to evangelize.

DSK, Bibleforums.org 70 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Khaine
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Quote# 44281

(In response to a video of Obama's pledge to cut wasteful military spending and try to cooperatively decrease American and Russian nuclear arsenals)


KATHLEEN, http://macsmind.com/wordpress 54 Comments [8/5/2008 6:40:00 PM]
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