Quote# 107572

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I would have thought that this thread would have 50 comments by now. For years we’ve been reading and hearing about the suicide rates among our military, always with the suggestion or pronouncement that the rate was due to multiple deployments and PTSD. And, now, it turns out that the rate is due to people with serious issues enlisting and never deploying. The new strategy ought to be, in large part, to better ID the trouble before an enlistee takes the oath. Oh, and the Pentagonals might give some serious reconsideration to admitting transgenders while they’re at it. They, like the one who was shot outside of the NSA, seem to have a penchant for self destruction.

2/17 Air Cav, This Ain't Hell 8 Comments [4/4/2015 6:57:46 AM]
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Quote# 115843

I’m not sure how your counting it, but I have been shown that we are just now, coming to the end of the fourth age. In eastern “time” paradigm, we are in the first Kali yuga, or “dark age”.

In western time, we are in the “age of man”.

Prior to this, the “Atlantean age” or “age of Atlantis”

Before that, was the Lyrian age.

Before that, was the dinosaurs.

Point of interest: The dinosaurs were bred to be beasts of burdan for the Templar’s, and were considerably more intelligent than we thought them to be.

This, according to my source, who is known by many names, but, I call him, Shiva.

I’d let him say something, but he always heads straight for his agenda, when I do.

So, yes, he loves you and I and all of us.

He would also wish you to know that if you ever find yourself in a time of despair, you need only whisper his name, and know he hears you, and is listening to your problems and will lend his help as he deems necessary.

I can tell you that while you may not get the outcome you wished for, asked for, or even considered, but if he took action in your matter, that whatever the outcome, if the person is sharp enough, that he will be lent the knowledge to find understanding about something that someone thinks they need to know and understand.

Yeah, that’s his get down.

He does agree to disagree about your 666 explanation, as well.

Jeffery Barber, Gnostic Warrior 17 Comments [1/6/2016 4:14:07 AM]
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Quote# 53552

if evolution is true...how come our modern/post modern elitist, cell phone blackberry toting society isn't getting more and more 'civilized' as 'time and chance' go by

liberals have controlled our public policy in all the major 'media' government and educational arenas for about 40 years now....so...

why isn't our society better?

I know evolution = bunk -and- liberalism = bunk

Echoes, Harmony Central 56 Comments [12/2/2008 2:17:27 AM]
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Quote# 125553

My issue with non-offending pedophiles is that the only thing differentiating some of them from offending ones is lack of opportunity and/or threat of incarceration.

Who says? I'm a non-offending pedophile and I've had more opportunities than I can count. Threat of incarceration is part of it, but not that big of a part.

The main reason I don't offend is because morally I will never hurt I child. I love children, I don't want to hurt them or cause them pain. I never so much as raise my voice to a child.

The only condition under which I would even consider having sex or sexual contact with the child is if I believed that the child wanted it (of their own free will) and would enjoy it (and probably also only if the child initiated it). I have never had that occur. If it did I would not consider it molestation and I would have no moral issues if I had sex with the child, but I probably would not do so for fear of incarceration (and also from concern that the child would be harmed in the long-term by societies negative views and perceptions of child sexuality and adult/child sex).

If you ever touch a child, even if you think they want it for whatever fucked up reason you can conjure up, I hope said child's mother finds you and puts a bullet in your skull.

You aren't human.

Many children are sexual (this is widely acknowledged by child psychologist), many (most) children participate in sexual play by themselves and/or with other children.

It is not unthinkable that a child would be interested in sexual play with an adult. I don't have to conjure up reasons when it is well known fact that many children are interested in sex.

I am just as human as you, and apparently a quite a bit more accepting human at that.

pfta2a, reddit 9 Comments [3/19/2017 3:50:47 PM]
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Quote# 89050

["Is President Barack Obama the Antichrist?"]

I am not prepared to say that… . Obama is someone who accepts things close to divine honors, but whether he is the beast from the sea … the false prophet will have to be out of Jewish extraction. I don’t deny Barack Obama could be The One…. [Hurlbut begins to ramble] Those of us who genuinely believe in Christ … will suddenly disappear … one minute will be driving in a car, the next minute the (car) will be driver-less.

Terry Hurlbut, gazette.com 30 Comments [8/19/2012 10:49:12 AM]
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Quote# 57936

[Regarding evolution...]

Your “mountains of evidence” are just valleys of deception spun by the Deceiver to turn people from God. I’ll take the Bible and the Word of God over such tripe any day. You imperil your soul for worldly glory. I’ll pray for you tonight.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 39 Comments [2/6/2009 10:23:19 PM]
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Quote# 18224

"According to evolutionists, it's a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can't be disproven.

We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.

We don't know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we've proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth."

Carico, CARM 99 Comments [12/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 64671

On The Nature
There is nothing beautiful about nature; to think that there is anything lovely about it is only delusion. The lilies of the field gorge themselves on the remains of death and decay. All that move on the earth directly or indirectly feast on each other with no pity or concern. Even the rainbow is a constant reminder that God once wiped life from the face of the earth, and He will do it again, and next time, He will leave NOTHING behind but an Earth scorched clean by the fires of his wrath.

Secondly, all undomesticated animals should receive our best efforts to eradicate them. The large predators and herbivores serve us no purpose and are an obstacle at best and a threat at worst. To think of them as attractive or to consider them worthy of any pity or consideration should earn the person the same scorn and derision that those with any sense give PETA and Greenpeace. Also, the extinction of any wild animal should result in celebration; one less species for the Greenies to rally around. Seriously, meat from the domesticated cow or pig serves us as well as meat from a deer.

Von Davidicus, RHJunior Forums 139 Comments [8/10/2009 7:40:50 AM]
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Quote# 136365

We are in the End-Times now. The bible is talking about the New World Order.

However, Jesus will not return until the world frees itself from controls of the banks, themselves.

He may not come back from another 200 years. We are getting help from angels and aliens, though.

Diamond Heart, Y! answers 1 Comments [7/8/2018 7:45:57 AM]
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Quote# 113701

Everywhere I go in public places, I see youth nowadays who are in their own little world, mumbling vulgar words to themselves as they pimp and strut to the beat of the Devil's music being pumped into their brain by some electronic media device. Kids are in “The Twilight Zone” these days. The “F” word is commonplace in today's hip-hop gangsta music, including restaurants, which has become pervasive in American culture. There is no fear of God before their eyes. Literally, the United States has become a drug-infested, perverse, prison culture. I feel sorry for kids and teens these days. The Devil is relentlessly going after each of them to kill, steal and destroy their lives (John 10:10).

I am amazed that parents tolerate the sick-minded sex-perversion by Walt Disney. Even Baptist churches are promoting Walt Disney's “Lion King” and “Aladdin” music themes to their youth. Disney's new CEO is an open homosexual, as are an estimated 40% of their 166,000 employees. America has earned the accusation from some Arabs of being “THE GREAT SATAN!” We sure are! I love my country of the United States that I once knew, but that country doesn't exist anymore. With tens-of-millions of illegal immigrants having flooded into the country (most of whom don't speak any English); and a U.S. President who isn't even a natural U.S. born citizen; and a Congress that has been effectively decommissioned by the Globalists who've overthrow The White House; and all the blatant government crimes, treason and police state takeover, there is no country anymore. Many citizens who used to go all out at Christmas time, setting out hundreds-of-thousands of Christmas lights and decorations, no longer do so, because they say, “Christmas just doesn't mean what it used to in America.” I agree wholeheartedly. We've lost our soul as a nation!!! You cannot abandon God and still retain all the blessings, joys and happiness that only Biblical Christianity can bring.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 36 Comments [10/19/2015 3:23:45 AM]
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Quote# 110343

[Another fundie has said that animals never engage in homosexual sex.]

That's why I've been saying that promiscuous straight are as bad as animals while homosexuals are WORSE than animals.

WarriorX, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [7/1/2015 3:19:59 AM]
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Quote# 106043

I’m not sure gun control is even all that relevant to the situation. It’s just a push to do something to finally secure that permanent victory the Obama coalition is dreaming about. Killing a bunch of little kids doesn’t require an AR-15; a lever-action .30-30, a six-shooter and a hatchet would do the job just fine. But that isn’t the point. This is purely political. To weaken support for the Constitution, you have to find an angle, and the 2nd amendment looks like the weakest link in the chain of the Bill of Rights. Get rid of that, and it will be easier to throw people in prison for “hate speech,” which is really the top priority for the left. In order to jail us for what we say, they have to first take away our right to defend ourselves.

So I propose a little test here. If they really want gun control, that’s fine, but each and every restriction on citizens must also apply to the men tasked with keeping us in line. If we aren’t allowed to have high-capacity magazines and body armor, then the police, who are also subject to our laws, should not have them either. What does “equality” mean if one class of people – government employees – is not subject to the same laws as the other?


So fine. Take our guns. But give yours up, too. The arms race in the US is a direct response to the rise of the police and prison-industrial state. Why doesn’t the left ever mention this? Why, because the cops are their very own paid mercenaries. SWPL city dwellers depend on these guys to intimidate the minorities in their coalition — to keep them in their place. As the US grows increasingly fragmented, they will depend on them even more.

This gun grabbing is about empowering the state at the expense of citizens who believe in a free yeomanry — it’s about building an America under the thumb of a new Praetorian Guard. Fools. They are giving up our collective liberty for a little bit of precarious power, and they aren’t by any means putting a halt to future violence, which will come in spades when people realize it’s the only tool left that works in our hollowed-out, uncivil society.

W. F. Price, The Spearhead 35 Comments [1/28/2015 4:05:47 AM]
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Quote# 68850

I have a gay adult child. She will burn for it. I don't like the term homophobic as it denotes fear. I do not fear gays, far from it, but I do have a shit load of disgust and a total lack of respect for gays as is my God given right to. My daughters life is one giant train wreck after another. I didn't raise her that way, I was military strict, I blame the public schools mostly, they made it okay to not do as your parents say and actually undermined my authority .
So, if one must call me names, bigot or fag hater fits me better than homophobic and I'm perfectly fine with it.

HolmWrecker, Little Green Footballs 80 Comments [12/21/2009 11:08:49 AM]
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Quote# 124770

"It's because of your opinions on women" Do you think our opinions are written on our face or what?

"It's because of your opinions on women"

Do you think our opinions are written on our face or what?

Racist people have black friends and can hide their racism for so long...

Misogynists can have feminists female friends too.

Mind to explain?

brainautopilot, /r/incels 9 Comments [2/24/2017 9:31:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Quote# 37208

The writers of Star Wars are "New Age" people.

See my 6th point at least. They are against the President of the U.S.

In the most recent episode of Star Wars the Jedi would like to:

1. Destroy the Republic. This Republic is like the Republic of the United States of America. To the writers of Star Wars our Republic is corrupt.

1. Destroy the Emperor, who is representative to the writers as President Bush.

2. To the writers of Star Wars, the Emperor, like President Bush, wants to keep the "evil war" going. Forget the killings in the Sadaam regime, the persecution of Taliban, or the horrible beheadings by these Muslim Radical Fundamentalists! Stop the war.

3. They would like to destroy the Senate, which is now under the power of the Emperor. Just like the Senate of the U.S. is controled by the Republicans, forget the fact that the 55 Republicans were elected by the vote of the people of the U.S.! To the writers the Senate is the evil Republicans.

4. Master Wadu [sic], (or whatever the guy's name is), wants to kill the emperor rather then allow the courts to decide his fate. The Democrats won't even allow the Senate to vote on Court Nominations. The writers think the Liberal Supreme Court is a bunch of Conservatives...that really is wild, what a bunch of nuts!

5. The telling point is when Obi Won Kenobi lands on the lava planet to kill Anakyn Skywalker, who has become Darth Vader b-4 the mask. Anakyn says, "If you are not for me you are my enemy." This is close to a quote by the President, worse it is close to a quote by the Lord Jesus Christ! Obi Won Kenobi says, "Only the Sith, (the lords of the Dark side), believe in absolutes."

This typifies the ideas of New Age and our present "relative" viewpoint that nothing is wrong nothing is right. There are truths to a person who believes in this world viewpoint! Jesus said, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life, no man comes unto the Father but by Me." John 14:6. The Bible is the Inerrant Word of God, Infallible, and Inspired. There are truths! There is the right way and there is the wrong way! There are absolute values!

Also, just remember, there is only one Liberal section of a party that like to kill their "younglings" and that is the Liberal Democrats! You just knew I would get to that abortion issue didn't you?

Erich, Factnet 62 Comments [4/4/2008 4:31:47 AM]
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Quote# 135114

With a hat tip to the dizzy ladies of The View.

Mick Williams, Disqus - News Network 13 Comments [12/14/2017 6:06:25 AM]
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Quote# 99772

Under the Communist 'democrats' the ONLY Sin is HAVING MORALS! Everyone is now "required" to ACCEPT, under penalty of law and/or Media HARASSMENT (Paula Dean), every Perversion the democrats come up with...Pro death (abortion), Poverty, out of wedlock births, atheism (preferred by democrats), homosexuality, same sex marriage, destruction of the core Black Family, generational welfare! What do democrats find offensive: the U.S. Constitution, Bill of Rights, Capitalism, People WITH Morals and/or Christian values, and ANYBODY who DISAGREES with them!

JMcCarthy, Townhall.com 35 Comments [3/4/2014 4:12:24 AM]
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Quote# 25538

There are a lot of Christians in the US. Up till now we have laid fairly low and kept quiet about a lot but like it or not we still make up a vast majority, at least in this country.

JN4OldSchool, Church of Google 27 Comments [5/22/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17624

[Today's world AIDs day, please help find a cure, etc]

Im clean. Im against pre-marital ..
Im not against AIDS =x


I think God created AIDS so that people will avoid pre-marital more..
Pre-marital is a sin.

Thats my oppinion.

xanpu, IMVU 43 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Haineko
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Quote# 139016

How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.

I realized that since the legal system in the UK has the monarch give royal assent to laws passed, it would be impossible to use the system to change the monarchy.

Because of that, I propose that the secret organization, infiltrates the US government having members of the organization becoming President and members of Congress, so that the US government can use the CIA to kidnap a child heir to the throne from the line of primogeniture to raise to become King or Queen and invade the United Kingdom to put that person on the throne(of course if the heir is still a child, when it happens, there will be a regent until the monarch comes of age).

Jacob Harrison, FSTDT Forums 142 Comments [7/22/2018 2:28:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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