Quote# 51462

As the CEO of a business that employees 40 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that if Barrack Obama becomes our next President, then our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Client will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Anddra, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [11/7/2008 2:19:39 AM]
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Quote# 35590

[On the forum of the website www.housepricecrash.co.uk (I mean why?). Apparently the UK's current housing bubble is all due to the Theory of Evolution.]

It seems from debating here for a while that this site is full of folks who are ill-educated about this world and the realities of life. There is also much self-loathing and a depressing outlook on life.

So why am I not surprised you are complaining about house prices and haven't got a house?

You probably think you are owed a living and a house, just for being a result of a random mindless evoultionary process over billions of years, despite all this- all that you are, according to your secular-brainwashed philosophy, a bunch of cells, a collection of chemicals, who's existance is under threat from this alleged evolutionary process as you can't even secure yourself a shelter from the elements.

So why do you think you are owed any rights, including being owed a house by the rest of society? you should be glad that you ain't being fed to someone, because after all you're just a bunch of cells, a collection fo flesh and bones, in an universe that came from nothing for no reason or purpose, with no moral obligation ultimately to anyone but yourself.

Scarlets79, Housepricecrash.co.uk 35 Comments [2/28/2008 7:35:36 PM]
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Quote# 76090

Several of my college classmates lost family members to the WTC attacks on 9/11. Muslims lost all their rights that day.

When they learn to love their children more than they hate our culture, they can have their right to complain back.

lo quilty, fark.com 71 Comments [9/16/2010 4:03:31 AM]
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Quote# 37681

Actually, I don't know about the death penalty. I'm against it as it is barbaric and innocents will die, yet it seems a bit hypocritical to be against the death penalty while being a strong supporter of the Holy Inquisition. So I don't know.

But ungodly secular democracies such as Sweden, Germany or the USA shouldn't have the right to kill anyone. Only God and his loyal subjects should have the right to execute people.

Suecianus, CF 61 Comments [4/14/2008 12:58:31 AM]
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Quote# 122543

Watching the news—and for the second night—protesters will NOT say the real reason why they're out there. Not sure if anyone else has noticed, but there are plenty of LGBT flags in the crowd. That's who's behind this! And that's why they are doing this.

The LGBT protesters are 'hiding' behind other groups like blacks, immigrants etc. But don't be deceived, they are out there strictly for their LGBT desires.

Don't forget what's been going on: (1) Perverted men, who are a part of the LGBT, have been 'legally' and boldly entering women's restrooms in search of young girls; (2) Children are being bombarded with homosexual propaganda in schools; (3) Christian businesses are being forced to close because homosexuals are targeting their businesses.

Democratic political commentators and protesters are calling those who voted for Trump as 'divisive.'

We say the country was already divisive when the LGBT were trying to pervert us with their sexual deviancy. And when Christians publicly speak on such topics, they get physically attacked in many cases by these 'loving' LGBT people.

Thank God this spirit has been halted. Love does NOT win. TRUTH WINS!

Eden Decoded, Facebook 32 Comments [11/15/2016 3:41:56 PM]
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Quote# 50703

[Disregarding the fact that under private healthcare, many poorer Americans do not get treated for illness before it becomes serious.]

I mean, people have access to health care in America. After all, you just go to an emergency room.

George W. Bush, The White House's Website 81 Comments [10/28/2008 4:33:33 PM]
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Quote# 62973

How is the preaching homosexuality is a good thing not terrorism? How is preaching global warming is killing us all next week not terrorism?

Derenderisback, Pharyngula 44 Comments [6/4/2009 4:06:38 PM]
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Quote# 69758

[Obama appoints a transgender woman to the position of Senior Technical Advisor at the Department of Commerce.]

People who intentionally chop off body parts are normal in your world?

You would take financial advice from a person who had their eyeball removed so they could better masquerade as a pirate?

Eaker, Free Republic 58 Comments [1/24/2010 11:54:52 PM]
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Quote# 69669

If you are able to read and understand what the Bible says then it should be fairly obvious that the end times are near. Most people today are unable to read or understand simple concepts, they just accept whatever they are told over and over again. When something is repeated enough it becomes the truth.

Jsmythe, RR 59 Comments [1/16/2010 8:41:07 PM]
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Quote# 2888

since you follow darwin would it suprise you to learn that darwin's theory is based off the asumption that microbiology doesn't exist and that if microbiology was proven to exist he stated that his theory would be dead

Debater, YouDebate.com 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18505

Ok, retards. Time to put this inot views you can understand. Abortion is murder, its killing an innocent child. When somebody kills a pregnant woman its double murder, but when its "abortion" its not called murder at all! You know what? You have no idea what your doing, you go in, kill the fetus, get it takin out of you, and you leave the fuckin shithole ready to fuck and kill another one of God's precious creations! Its murder and its wrong. Send the kid to an adoption center. Also, the only reason a black child is less likely to be adopted is because Americans are FUCKING RACISTS!

(And then, after several posts from other people in the thread)

I just read the replys you guys posted. Your all fucked up, go die, see you in hell. Its a child, you may think it isn't, but it is. Its murder and your fucked in the head if you think it isn't. It pre-planned so its 1st degree (I'm pretty sure). I know your Americans and I find that adorable but pull your head out of your ass and that penis out of your cunt.

Mr. lImey, Birth and Pregnacy as a Punishment 44 Comments [12/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 28995

[In response to a YouTube video of a person taking the Blasphemy Challenge]

lol. you extreme left wing liberal, you deserve no place in the society that christianity and rational human beings have created. go eat some fucking grass you vegan bitch. oh and btw, according to evolution meat stimulates brain growth, thats why homo robustus died out. so chew on that science fucktard. i can only hope that you will die before you reach voting age.you are a perfect example of why we could reimpose the inquisition...

Crusader11089 , YouTube 36 Comments [9/16/2007 3:11:24 PM]
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Quote# 119627

You are not American but a parasite in USA. True Americans are those who understand the Founding Fathers' Christian dreams.

Grace Kim Kwon, Christian News Network 16 Comments [6/10/2016 2:59:13 AM]
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Quote# 23797

Atheism is not a logical conclusion, it's a psychological condition and the reason why it always leads to depression. The good news is that in reality, you are more than a meaningless bag of chemicals. Your existence is more incredible and beyond anything you could possibly imagine. Even what we know is incredible if it were not the fact that we have pictures of it. Right now a giant Ocean Cruise Liner with 3,000 passengers is upside down navigating through the ocean which covers this giant globe we call "Earth" which happens to "float" in a nothingness we call "space".

300 years from now when you are a pile of dust and bones, you will either be in union with the Creator of this incredible existence we all share, or separated from Him in eternity. To miss the purpose of our existence is the biggest tragedy that could befall a human being..

Gab, RichardDawkins.net Forum 42 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 35871

SO im guessing you believe in the big band theory? I hope you know that science has proved that the big bang theory had about a 1 in .0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 X a google Chance in working out the exact way it did to make the universe. God made everything. Im sorry for anyone who actualy believes in the BBT i really am.

FXkraze, GameFAQs 93 Comments [3/6/2008 5:48:53 PM]
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Submitted By: KitsuneCity
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Quote# 116235

The 1st Amendment is our Law So you are in favor of putting preachers in cages for following there conscience . why aren't you attacking Imams for preaching hate and refusing to do gay marriages ? MORE importantly why is the big issue how terrible it is for Christians to simply follow there religion when islam throws them off roofs hangs and even shoots " gays " in our own land while condoning having sex with prepubescent children and animals ... Why is baking a " GAY CAKE " the biggest priority in the universe while we are sweeping pedophilia under the carpet and child rape is a global crisis ? People are having emotional meltdowns over not being able to have effeminate strippers in pink g strings hoping out of " gay cakes " but say nothing of greatest human trafficking / rape / sale and abduction of U S CHILDREN in the ETIORE HISTORY OF AMERICA a bust that extended to several states and 29 Somalian MUSLIMS DOING the SAME DAMN ( used in true context ) THINGS AS MUHAMMAD DID .=. ... How did this become the " PRIORITY " to " combat the non baking of gay wedding cakes " which is actually protected under " freedom of religion " in our very first Amendment yet you over look HEADHUNTER PEDOPHILE LIAR "prophet "followers RAPING /KIDNAPPING AND SELLING OUR CHILDREN " religiously " in a non peaceful assembly cult .. ... its like Pedophile enabling Killery Clinton saying she will "bring to justice " an out spoken coptic CHRISTIAN film maker practicing his 1st amendment right ... but not going after the MUSLIMS FOLLOWING ISLAM terrorist who killed OUR AMERICAN DEFENDERS ... you place NON ISSUES over REAL ISSUES and in your false focus also sweep the greatest priorities of all under the carpet Quran (26:165-166) - "Of all the creatures in the world, will ye approach males, "And leave those whom Allah has created for you to be your mates? Nay, ye are a people transgressing"/ IRONICAL MUHAMMAD CONDONES RAPE OF CHILDREN AND ANIMALS BUT NOT SAME SEX CONVENTUALS

Parks Curtis, Christian News Network 12 Comments [1/23/2016 4:20:59 AM]
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Quote# 53798

My step-daughter loves [Twilight]. Unfortunately, I have seen more and more evil in her life since she read the first book. I almost started reading it the other day so I could help counsel teens troubled by the themes in this book, but I could not even pick it up due to the evil spirit exuding from the picture on the cover.

txmomof3, RR 87 Comments [12/9/2008 5:35:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Chatvert
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Quote# 360

[In response to allegations of people altering the Bible]

Theres no doubt in my mind that God would not let his word be altered in any way he did not want it to be. If Sodam and Gomorah were struck dead just 4 lying, then why can't some monk be struck dead?

discombobulated, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [7/16/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 113650

Twice in recent weeks, I have been in the presence of transvestites. One of my nurses at the hospital, after my gallbladder removal surgery, was a transvestite (a cross-dressing effeminate man). And then a week after my surgery, my doctor said I could eat normal, so I stopped into Wendy's for a double-cheeseburger. The cashier was a tall transvestite. It was creepy! I do not judge others. I am never unkind to anyone, but my heart cringes with disgust when I'm in the presence of queers. They need God, but don't want him (Romans 1:28). Whenever I have been in the presence of homosexuals, they hated me without cause merely because I am a Christian. If you even mention God, and love the Lord, homosexuals will despise you. Homosexuality is a horrible sin, the bottom of the barrel of a culture, as low morally as a society can go. The Bible tells the truth of the matter in Proverbs 29:27, “An unjust man is an abomination to the just: and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked.”

We are living in ungodly times. I believe that we are now in the end times prophesied of in the Holy Scriptures. The Bible foretold in 2nd Timothy 3:1-2 of “perilous times” (hard, difficult, to endure) that would come in the last days. Certainly, to be a God-fearing Christian in an openly wicked homosexual society is very difficult to cope with. Increasingly, Christians are being demonized along with organized religion. This anti-Christian sentiment by Hollywood and the liberal media has sparked much hatred in youth today toward Christianity.

Case in point, a crazed Oregon community college student open-fired a couple days ago on his peers, murdering a dozen college students, specifically targeting Christians. Witnesses says that the gunman asked each victim “Are you a Christian?,” and then killed them if they responded, “Yes.” The daily news is filled with much insanity, police brutality, blatant government crimes, family violence and things which are difficult to receive. The news has become so bizarre that each day seems like another episode of “The Twilight Zone” by Rod Serling. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 42 Comments [10/17/2015 1:35:16 PM]
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Quote# 38844

[First comment in response to a poll on the question "Should local governmental bodies be allowed to open their meetings with a prayer?"]

This should not even be a question . Allow the majority to rule once again as there is only one God and no other.It is time to take back prayer not only before Our council but in our schools.It is time to take action and get our prayers back regardless of the cost.The greatest cost comes latter when we don/t know him.If this offends anyone God hears your prayer there is only one.

Stanton, The Journal 22 Comments [5/8/2008 1:25:52 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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