Quote# 99998

Look guys, women are like pets.

Do pets love you?

No, of course not but they do feel the warmth which is the love you may have for them. At a minimum you are their meal ticket. That in of itself is why they stick around.

Same same with women. As long as you are their meal ticket they "love" you but the very moment you can't provide for them. The very moment they find a better deal, find some higher status.

Watch how fast that "love" goes out the window.

The reason being is it never was there to begin with. It was just something they were telling you to keep the goodies coming. Up until they could find something better. If they can.

The thing is men can love women all they want or none at all but don't expect them to love you back in the same measure. They simply do not have the ability.


Once you realize this it's easy to walk away from them or keep them around to whatever degree that suits you.


Rex Patriarch, Rex Patriarch - Going His Own Way 37 Comments [4/26/2014 5:13:51 AM]
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Quote# 125693

MyIllnessPersists, r/The_Donald 21 Comments [3/24/2017 12:20:42 PM]
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Quote# 128305

We at PETA very much love the animal companions who share our homes, but we believe that it would have been in the animals’ best interests if the institution of “pet keeping”—i.e., breeding animals to be kept and regarded as “pets”—never existed. The international pastime of domesticating animals has created an overpopulation crisis; as a result, millions of unwanted animals are destroyed every year as “surplus.”

This selfish desire to possess animals and receive love from them causes immeasurable suffering, which results from manipulating their breeding, selling or giving them away casually, and depriving them of the opportunity to engage in their natural behavior. They are restricted to human homes, where they must obey commands and can only eat, drink, and even urinate when humans allow them to.

Because domesticated animals retain many of their basic instincts and drives but are not able to survive on their own in the wild, dogs, cats, or birds, whose strongest desire is to be free, must be confined to houses, yards, or cages for their own safety.

PETA, PETA 19 Comments [6/19/2017 1:41:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie
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Quote# 137831

Today’s Laugh 4-14-18


It could happen, and probably will.

"Languages that assign gender to nouns will convert them to neuter," the spectacle-wearing processor says, "In addition, anyone using the word 'gender' will be prosecuted."

On his right, a poster board commands that, in German, "der Mann" and "die Frau" should both be replaced with "das Person", in English, "girl" and "boy" should be replaced with "student", and, in Sweden, "he/she" should be replaced with "it".

On the professor's left, the Devil thinks, "I'm scraping the barrel here. The rapture has to be awfully close."

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 18 Comments [4/17/2018 8:31:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 129875

WARNING: Don't take this chip implant because it could be the mark of the beast and if you take it you will be condemned to hell!.
Revelation 13:16 (King James Version) 16, And he [the AntiChrist] causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.


As I read page 1014 of H.R. 3590, it certainly seems like this health care reform bill includes a provision that discusses the potential for RFID implantable microchips. You can read the bill at this link. This provision speaks on the analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on various medical devices, including Class II devices.

The FDA has established standards for an implantable radiofrequency transponder systems (a/k/a RFID chips) that are Class II compliant (see above embedded document or on the FDA page). However, these RFID chips will have patient identification and health information. While the bill does not require mandatory RFID microchip implantation, it does establish an initial framework where the scope could be expanded with future legislation and regulation. For further information on one type of chip like this, see Microchip Implant Links All Medical Records, Credit History and Social Security Identification Numbers.


H.R. 3590 amends Section 519 of the Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act (21 U.S.C .360i). Here is the applicable language from H.R. 3590 (page 1,014):

(g)(1)The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the 'registry') to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—
(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and
(B) is—
(i) a class III device; or
(ii) a class II device that is implantable, life-supporting, or life-sustaining.

(2) In developing the registry, the Secretary shall, in consultation with the Commissioner of Food and Drugs, the Administrator of the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, the head of the Office of the National Coordinator for Health Information Technology, and the Secretary of Veterans Affairs, determine the best methods for—

(A) including in the registry, in a manner consistent with subsection (f), appropriate information to identify each device described in paragraph (1) by type, model, and serial number or other unique identifier;

(B) validating methods for analyzing patient safety and outcomes data from multiple sources and for linking such data with the information included in the registry as described in subparagraph (A), including, to the extent feasible, use of—
(i) data provided to the Secretary under other provisions of this chapter; and
(ii) information from public and private sources identified under paragraph (3);

(C) integrating the activities described in this subsection with—
(i) activities under paragraph (3) of section 505(k) (relating to active postmarket risk identification);
(ii) activities under paragraph (4) of section 505(k) (relating to advanced analysis of drug safety data); and
(iii) other postmarket device surveillance activities of the Secretary authorized by this chapter; and...

3(B) In this paragraph, the term 'data' refers to information respecting a device described in paragraph (1), including claims data, patient survey data, standardized analytic files that allow for the pooling and analysis of data from disparate data environments, electronic health records, and any other data deemed appropriate by the Secretary.

Last Days Now!, Youtube 1 Comments [7/29/2017 7:55:57 AM]
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Quote# 41872

My DH listened to Ozzy Osbourne among others up until about 3 years ago.... when his loving wife (ME) replaced all his CDs with Mercy Me and Casting Crowns. He drives semi long hauls so his music was one way to cure the boredom I guess... He came home after 10 days on the road a changed man!!!
BUT... I still have lots of learning to do myself...

Praying that we can stay on the right path TOGETHER!!

[Dakota Bob: If anybody did that to me, I'd crucify 'em]

tessreis, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [6/29/2008 3:35:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Dakota Bob
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Quote# 131375

FALSE, AIDS is a SYNDROME Meaning a condition in this case describes an auto immune deficiency. There are many reason why one can have a diminished autoimmune response. You are describing one AIDS response where the HIV virus destroys the body's ability to fight infection of sickness. There are also several non viral reasons AIDS.. In essence one can test positive for AIDS and not have the HIV virus. That said I do understand the most popular way to get AIDS is from HIV.

SO as I said God saw me through an AIDS diagnosis without any medication.

Drich, AtheistForums.org 4 Comments [9/9/2017 2:35:27 AM]
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Quote# 48715

There is only one sin God hates to the point he will wipe out a civilization that embraces it. That sin is homosexuality. Look at what is going on in our country right now, only 3 months after California legalized gay marriage. The wrath of God is here, and America is going to pay dearly for this sin. No matter what MTV, psychiatrists, or anybody in our new age culture says, its NOT okay to be gay. Its a monstrous abomination against God almighty! He will tolerate it for a season, as he has since the sixties, but God is not mocked, and sin doesn't go unpunished.

Listen up, O America! Because thou hast done evil in the sight of the Lord thy God, his anger hath waxed hot against thee! Thy cities will become desolate and thy fields will become barren. Then you shall know that the Lord is GOD and shall cry to Him for deliverance.

bchris02, city-data.com 74 Comments [10/6/2008 1:41:31 PM]
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Quote# 4491

The ACLU is the poison that will ultimately abolish AMERICA as we know it.

EW2k3, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22658

I once heard a creationist explain his theory that dinosaurs were really giant size lizards and other reptiles. He said that that because of the climate of the "pre-flood" world, things lived longer. Because reptiles keep growing their whole life, and would live many years, they would be gigantic, thus what we call dinosaurs. After the flood the climate changed, and things did not live as long. And just a thought on the dinosaurs mentioned in Job: didn't he live before the flood? (I'm not sure about that, but I think Job is the oldest book in the Bible)

Li, T4C 24 Comments [3/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom
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Quote# 79961

Nowhere in Scripture is same sex behavior spoken of as anything other than —sinning before the Lord; fornication; abomination; associated with prostitution; and with idol worship; it is unnatural; against God ; and I could continue but nowhere in Scripture is same sex marriage or the fraud of Civil Unions spoken of as a thing acceptable to God. In modern Science there is no Science that refutes or disproves Scripture. Sexual Orientation remains a chosen behavior-one that can and does change. There is No scientific basis for being turned from the Truth to accept the Lie. SO I can only conclude the roots of this present darkness may run deep but this nation was established a Christian nation and the roots of our founding religion and morality run as deep if not deeper. I can name Christians who are named among the Founders-or the First Congress— The modern myth that there were homosexuals among them is to be blunt a LIE-a beguiling LIE -nothing more.But for this cause they have suffered a great deception and have been turned from the truth to believe the LIE.

StonyBurk, Free Republic 54 Comments [3/13/2011 8:54:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 45249

Part of the cool thing about God is that he's omnipotent. He can do everything. Including being fully man and fully God. God has three facets: Father, Son and Holy Spirit. All of them together make God, and each of them individually is God. No, it doesn't make sense. But God is also omniscient - He knows everything. We're human. We have to respect that there are certain barriers of our consciousness that we can't breach. We have weak, human minds, and can't understand everything. Just like you can't teach a dog quantum mechanics, you can't teach humans the mystery of the Trinity. It's just beyond our ability :)

gene b, Yahoo Answers 60 Comments [8/18/2008 11:58:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 24059

If I was atheist I would commit suicide. There has to be a point to life.

EricTheRed, ChristianForums 69 Comments [4/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Josh Combs
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Quote# 24375

the evolutionists know there is a standing moral authority

they seek not to take a part in this moral authority

they seek to supplant existing social orders and set THEMSELVES up as the
authorities of life, with no added social value

I challenge the evil evolutionist cult to state ONE social value that the
theory of evolution adds

they add NO value, this is why they are relegated to cult status

they are jealous power crazed zealots, and their agenda is obvious

Dale Kelly, talk.origins 42 Comments [4/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23849

However, the more we research the historical literature, the more we realize there is overwhelming evidence that dragons were real beasts, much like our modern reconstructions of dinosaurs, and that their existence has been recorded by many different people, even just hundreds of years ago.

Answers in Genesis, Dinosaurs and the Bible 33 Comments [4/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Fili
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Quote# 132273

+Katie McD
Birthdays worship the creation... You... being the created one / creation.
Let's take it down to lowest terms...
What is your sign? The zodiac gods, stars rules the calendar... You know your sign, the house you were born under>... Capricorn perhaps?
Do you wear the birthstones of the zodiac of your children? of your own zodiac sign? or perhaps your husband's? These are the signs that one has the mark of the Baalim.?

Liz P., Youtube 8 Comments [10/1/2017 3:18:48 AM]
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Quote# 119477

On June 5th, 2016, The Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir is Scheduled To Perform at First Baptist Church Dallas. It looks and sounds like a Rock concert. You can hear the electric guitars!!! Church is certainly not the place for that garbage! The angels aren't pimping and jiving to some jungle beat up in Heaven. You won't hear Little Richard gettin' down in glory! I'm sure they'll tone down their music some when they perform in Dallas, but the preceding worldly video of them performing is shameful. That worldly junk doesn't belong in a local New Testament church. What has happened to our churches? I'll tell you . . . As the church becomes more worldly, so also is the world becoming more churchy! It makes God vomit!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 29 Comments [6/5/2016 5:30:56 PM]
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Quote# 3080

prophecies vague? not really- ever read revelation? Looks pretty descriptive to me.

kerri, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 129845

No such thing as a fluke! Yes, Law of Attraction is ALWAYS working. The problem most encounter is misunderstanding the process. It's whatever we think of most. Our mindset too is often dwelling on what we don't want.

This is why so many folks keep repeating the same experience over and over again. Our imagination is a powerful creator. Each is creating their personal reality not realizing that their thoughts cancel out what they do want. The word "repent" means to change the mind. You have begun a wonderful adventure which has a way of creating Heaven on Earth!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 0 Comments [7/28/2017 7:40:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie
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Quote# 52151

[member states that she believes President-Elect Obama is afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and how she feels sorry for Michelle]

Oh and you don't think Michelle is narcissistic...? he and she are cut from the same cloth.

However I don't buy into the world of psychiatry which wants to assign numerous named disorders for godlessness, sin and rebellion to God.

eve_anne_gelical, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [11/12/2008 7:55:26 PM]
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