Quote# 1790

Santa Claus is a child's nightmare that has been agrivated by the rapid demonic threshhold we all call Xmas! Christmas=Baby Jesus being born and forever ruleing over Heaven and earth at the right hand of God. Xmas=Satan in a red suit with furry trim causing department stores to expload with sales and pretending to be the good fat jolly sesonal moral giver!

aLonENoMoRE, POD Warrior Forum 20 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 45288

I have cried throughout these entire Olympics! I'm a crier in general, yes, but nothing like I've been doing watching the event this time. I think I'm crying because all I can think of is "Is this the last Olympics?" I keep hearing all the athletes talk of the next games and what their goals are, etc. and all I can think is, I don't believe their will be another. I think things will be so bad in 2012 that there will no way be any games of any kind.

Has anyone else had these feelings watching these games?

Maribeth, RR 49 Comments [8/18/2008 8:54:23 PM]
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Quote# 16155

[The contradictions between Genesis 1 and Genesis 2 are a bigger problem.]

There is no contradiction. In order to explain an act of creation, you have to explain it in sequence.

For example:

1) I created an automobile. 2) I formed the metal structure of the automobile and formed it's schematics 3) Then I designed rules for how the automobile should work and special electronic chips to gauge it's speed and rate of travel. 4) Then I saw it as a good automobile.

Knowledge3, Christian Forums 33 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 110163

Muslims all over the world cheered as the twin towers fell on live TV on September 11, 2001.
They were happy and joyful about the destruction of a couple of buildings.

These gay people are cheering for something far worse:
They are joyful about the destruction of the foundation of all buildings, of all civilizations.

“So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause.”

Blest, The Blaze 20 Comments [6/28/2015 4:48:09 AM]
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Submitted By: TimeToTurn
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Quote# 44200

[in the comments section on a local news story about a Georgia town spending $1 million to shut down a strip club]

It is interesting to me that people overlook the fact that homosexuality is only a breath away from child molestation.

Charles, CBS 46 News 39 Comments [8/4/2008 1:39:17 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 45164

[in response to a girl freaking out because her sister wants to purchase a oija board]


SIMPLY ME,
Do whatever you can to prevent her from getting one. tell your mom, your dad, or your pastor. they are so evil and not good to have around the house.
Also make it a big deal with God. pray as you have never prayed before. your sister is going to get herself and you in big bad sin. you will be involved in it as well as her because you live with her.
I will be praying for you sister.

bennie s, yahoo answers 36 Comments [8/18/2008 7:00:15 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 8852

although, everything exists for a cause. if we were here just living to die and that was that...there would be no reason for jesus or any other type of religion for that matter. i would have no desire to become closer to God. that 100 year old tree that helped make a house for the needy would have never grown.
you would have never been born which made your mother smile which inspired your father to take a picture and become a photographer and become a renowned artist. (i made that up obviously, it was just an example)

April, Myspace 15 Comments [1/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 54243

See, this is why the Founding Fathers wanted people of faith, people with morals and Christian values running things - because they dont do the kind of stuff that Democrats do.

CigarSkunk, FurAffinity 74 Comments [12/13/2008 3:43:52 PM]
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Quote# 92000

Kevin, if you tell your daughter, your beautiful daughter, ‘Hey, don’t put your hand on the hot stove.’ She can look at that and say, ‘My dad’s a tyrant, he won’t give me liberty to put my hand on the hot stove.’ The fact of the matter is if she puts her hand on the hot stove, bad things will happen. God’s law is like that. God’s law will tell us that if we do things that are bad, bad things will happen. If we put our hands on the stove, we’ll get burned. If we embrace homosexuality, we’ll destroy society, we’ll destroy lives, we’ll destroy families, we’ll destroy everything. It’s not just that God just hates homosexuals, there’s a reason why he hates it. It’s the same reason you would hate your daughter putting her hand on a hot stove.

Dave Buehner, Right Wing Watch 54 Comments [1/11/2013 3:55:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 71226

"Balkanizing" is exactly what YOU do dipshit, define everyone by their tribal affiliation. we're NOT individuals, we're "queers" or American-Somoa-Americans" according to your Leftard logic.

If you had even spent one hour studying the difference between cultures of the Old World and the New World, you would understand that we celebrate the individual, whereas they celebrate "blood ties" what binds us as a nation is patriotism and a single language, not queerness or anything other identity that splinters us into minority groups in search of political entitlement.

Canada's "multi-culti" philosophy is a joke. How can you have a country that openly invited people from other countries and tells, them: you don't need to speak our language, you don't need to adopt our customs, please be swift when you slit our pink bellies open. The first mistake was to allow French as an official language. The Frogs lost, the English in Canada should have acted like winners, not losers. Look at the result, the Frogs, a minority, suck down the most cash, bellyache the most and get catered to, when they should be booted out on the street, which is what they threaten to do from time to time, just to increase the cash flow.

You leftards are a sick bunch.

ROFLMAOHAHAHEHE, Moonbattery 70 Comments [3/2/2010 2:45:58 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 13327

[I don't think most people would consider suicide to be "murder". That would be like saying "masturbation is rape". Forcing women to give birth would be analogous to forcing people to donate blood and organs to save lives.]

Both your analogies are out of context. Suicide is not murder. Murder is when someone kills someone else.
People choose to donate organs and blood to help others. Killing an unborn child takes away everything from that unborn human being. It has no way to defend itself. Again, taking the moral highground isn't easy, especially in cases where things like rape is involved. But do you really think such cases justify murder?
That's cold man. Nazi's thought of those kind of solutions 60 years ago and they got beaten down by the rest of the world.

Hashiru!, Lunaranime Forums 25 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 124346

The election of 2016 will go down in history as a watershed moment in the battle for Western Civilization. Against all odds the most anti-Christian Party in the history of American was jettisoned from their perch of power. The miraculous election of Donald Trump did not happen without the intervention of Almighty God.

We can argue all day as to whether his election was a blessing or a curse but no matter which side of the goal line you stand you cannot deny the Supernatural intervention. Donald Trump was God’s foot-in-the-door to the anti-Christ Clinton’s and their criminal enterprise with their machinations designed to heave the final shovel of dirt on this once Christian American Republic.

It is my belief that very few Christians understand how close we were to the criminalization of Christianity and the overthrow of Western Civilization. The fact that you think what I just said was hyperbole shows just how blind you were to the sword of Damocles swaying over our necks.

I believe in the very depths of my being that Almighty God has given us a temporary and final reprieve from the outpouring of His terrible wrath. Could it be that in His wrath he has remembered mercy?

Dave Daubenmire, NewsWithViews 24 Comments [2/9/2017 3:26:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin
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Quote# 862

You want proof, here it is. Jesus Christ is not mythology.

Zyuthalon, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 57807

The argument makes sense--EXCEPT FOR ONE THING!!! In the Acts of the Apostles, the Lord declared that shellfish and reptiles and all the other animals have been made clean, and therefore are no longer unclean. However, in no part of the Bible does it say that homosexuals are tolerable. Eating shrimp is not bad. Homosexuality is bad.

Polishguy, livescience 54 Comments [2/1/2009 1:21:38 PM]
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Quote# 130736

(I dunno how exactly fundie/sexist this is, but it definitely belongs here)

I have all types of followers; hot wives, bulls, cheating girlfriends, plenty of guilty mothers and sisters…

But, it’s just fucking fantastic when I go take a look at a new follower’s blog and they turn out to be some weak fuck boy.

I love knowing who you sorry losers are. It honestly makes my day to look at your sad lives and know that you’re on here wishing you could be a real man like me. I’m flattered every time one of you insecure beta boys follow.

While you pathetically jerk off to my blog, I meet up with your girl and pound her senseless. She loves when I take control and put her face into the bed. She likes it even more when I put her into positions where she is completely powerless.

You think your girlfriend is innocent? You think she loves you? You think she’s being honest when you insecurely ask about the size of your pathetic cock?

“Of course I would never wrong you, I’m so in love with you.”

“Why would I ever want to be with some other guy? They’re all dicks.”

“No, I never think about my ex, you’re the only one for me.”

“Oh baby your dick is perfect, not too big, not too small.”

She tells you all of this because she gets off on exposing your weaknesses. She loves the power she holds over such a weak, frail boy like you.

And the only one who gets off on it more, is me.

Taking control of your shameless, slutty bitches makes me rock fucking hard. When I get hard, she gets even more turned on, which in turn makes me fuck her even harder. It’s a vicious cycle that drives her crazier with every thrust.

Your girlfriend loves to cheat on you and you love that she does it.

tauntingbull, Tumblr.com 16 Comments [8/19/2017 3:48:07 AM]
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Quote# 123182

America and the world face a crisis.

It is now estimated that antibiotic resistant infections may kill an estimated 10 million people a year and cost the world’s economies some $100 trillion annually1 by the year 2050. Dr. Margaret Chan of the World Health Organization has recently stated that Earth may be approaching a time “when things as common as strep throat or a child’s scratched knee could once again kill.”

Solutions to this looming crisis must be found and found quickly. As some of America’s leading integrative medicine specialists, we believe it is time to look anew at a modality called homeopathic medicine.

Why homeopathic medicine?

As physicians, we are the first to acknowledge that the diagnostic and surgical tools of conventional medicine are scientific marvels - truly extraordinary and life saving. However, it is also a well-documented fact that many of the drugs currently used by conventional medicine carry risks that are often unacceptable, and in the case of bacterial infections – increasingly ineffective.

Signatories, and tens of thousands of our medical colleagues around the world, have repeatedly used homeopathic medicine to effectively and safely treat patients with a wide range of ailments, including serious, and in some cases, life threatening bacterial and viral infections, without the risk of creating further drug resistant organisms. We reached our decision to employ these medicines after careful experimentation and observation, in search of a drug system that relieved suffering without potential toxic side and after-effects.

Why are we recommending consideration of homeopathic medicine?

Let’s start by looking at what we know about it today

Homeopathic medicine is a 200-year-old system of medicine used by an estimated 500 million people worldwide2. The system relies on medicines made from individual plants, animals and minerals that are serially diluted and vigorously agitated during the manufacturing process. Twelve independent research laboratories in North America, Russia, Europe and Asia have now confirmed that all classically-prepared homeopathic medicines studied contain various nanostructures, including source and silica nanoparticles which are heterogeneously dispersed in colloidal solution 3 4 5 6. The above mentioned laboratories and others have found that homeopathic medicines, like modern engineered nanoparticles, have been found to act by modulating biological function of the allostatic stress response network, including cytokines, oxidative stress and heat shock proteins 7,8. Additionally, there are hundreds of peer-reviewed studies including randomly controlled trials and large observational studies on individual cells, plants, animals and humans, that show homeopathic medicines are exceptionally safe and have measurable and positive biological and therapeutic effects9.

Reliable and extensive clinical and public health records have also been carefully examined internationally, looking for evidence of homeopathic medicine’s efficacy during some of the deadliest epidemics of the past 200 years. The main findings of this research show that when homeopathic medicine was employed during these deadly events, mortality rates were routinely very low. This constancy remained regardless of the homeopathic physician, time, place or type of epidemical disease, including diseases carrying a high mortality rate, such as cholera, smallpox, diphtheria, typhoid fever, yellow fever, influenza and pneumonia10.

Some in the medical community will have reservations about exploring the potential of homeopathic medicine to treat dangerous bacterial infections and will base their objections on two factors: (1) the idea that homeopathic medicines at potencies above 12C contain no active ingredients and, (2) a study published by Shang, et. al. in 2005.

As stated earlier – nanoscientists at 12 independent research labs have now consistently confirmed that all medicines studied contain various nanostructures, including source and silica nanoparticles which are heterogeneously dispersed in colloidal solution – making homeopathic medicine the first known form of nanomedicine. What’s more – we now know from recent discoveries in nanoscience that each remedy manufactured using traditional methods of trituration and vigorous agitation must in fact contain nanostructures. As for the Shang study – it has been repeatedly invalidated by a number of medical researchers as methodologically flawed even within an allopathic medical framework11,12,13,14,15.

Finally – we make this recommendation while knowing that many of our colleagues will feel uncomfortable using homeopathic medicine singly. As a result – we are calling for a collaborative effort to investigate the efficacy of homeopathic medicine in the treatment of patients with these increasingly dangerous infections whereby homeopathic medicine is used only as an adjunct to conventional therapies.

All physicians are bound together by a passion to serve the sick and not by a blind allegiance to any class of drug makers. In the interest of enhancing care, we must set aside tribal divisions that began in the 1840s and come together in unbiased fashion to find solutions to meet the rising tide of antibiotic resistant bacteria that may, in short order, threaten the lives of millions annually.

An Open Letter From Concerned Physicians Regarding Antibiotic Resistance, American Institute of Homeopathy 17 Comments [12/23/2016 2:31:24 AM]
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Quote# 44840

Every Atheist I’ve ever known has been some sort of loser. They may have used drugs. They may have been really overweight. They may have been whiney or sketchy. Whatever the case, I’ve never known an Atheist I could exactly qualify as “normal.”

dswerling, One Christian's Journey 60 Comments [8/13/2008 10:21:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 75853

Atheist doctor: I think it is time we ended your life now.

Patient: Doctor, I have no health insurance. If I die now, I will never be able to pay you back.

Atheist doctor: Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fibre of your being. And if I were you, I would also call my friends and family and ask if they would loan me some money.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 83 Comments [9/7/2010 6:00:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Anedac
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Quote# 35443

Darwinism is sorcery. It first began with the gods of gaiah. Half man and half fish. Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species. This ape/man issue is not new at all.

coadie, CARM 48 Comments [2/25/2008 2:22:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Scienceman123
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Quote# 24475

[Wasn't the ark expected to float?]

Yes.

Point of departure: America (?)
Point of destination: Mt Ararat

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 38 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nitron
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