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Quote# 41887

[On the recent ice discovery on Mars]

In fact, this particular icy discovery should cause a cold feeling for evolutionists, who would much prefer to find liquid water but instead have found only this scant evidence of subsurface ice. And of course, the very idea that liquid or frozen water on Mars is a “big thing” comes straight from the evolutionary faith that where there’s water, life will follow. In fact, that’s the entire premise of today’s Martian landers.

[snip]

Since the focus of God’s plan occurs on planet Earth—and since nearly every chapter of the Bible takes place somewhere on planet Earth4—when it comes to astronomy, creationists have a basic framework in which to research and explore but few revealed details. This doesn’t mean we can rewrite what God’s Word clearly teaches—that the entire universe dates back only 6,000 or so years, with most of the universe having been created on Day 4 of Creation Week. But looking to the heavens gives us a great opportunity to research, theorize, and sit in awe of God’s majesty and creation—and, as is the case more and more today, exercise our critical thinking skills.

Answers In Genesis Staff Member, Answers in Genesis 39 Comments [6/29/2008 2:21:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 46752

Q u o t e:


No, but you do. How could you support a God that would commit these atrocities?

Also, I would like to point out that there are so many different sects of Christianity, all cherry-picking "God's Word" to suit their own ideals.

If there really was one true "God's Word", wouldn't there only be one version of Christianity? How do you know that *you* have it right? Especially when God contradicts himself in the very book you are using to base your morality.



If you read the Bible, evil people are going to hell. Why are you so surprised that God judges the world continuously now? I don't call them atrocities. You do, because you want to do whatever evil you want and God says there are consequences when you do.

Face it, you didn't read the Bible. You are the ones who are easily led. I can tell by the way you write.

Enforcer, WoW offtopic 24 Comments [9/7/2008 1:07:21 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 54056

Archaeology cannot prove that the Bible is God's written word to us. However, archaeology can (and does) substantiate the Bible's historical accuracy. Archaeologists have consistently discovered the names of government officials, kings, cities, and festivals mentioned in the Bible when historians didn't think such people or places ever existed.

Archaeology consistently confirms the historical accuracy of the Bible and there is no empirical science that conflicts with scripture.

fellowservant34, YouTube 42 Comments [12/12/2008 2:45:39 PM]
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Quote# 58313

If there is no Bible I don't think evolution would ever exist. Evolution is just a product of rebellion to the Bible. They make tales just to undermine the validity of the book.

spidermean2, Washington Post: Under God 52 Comments [2/13/2009 12:44:05 AM]
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Quote# 26286

Look up Margaret Thatcher, she was a big pro-choicer, and consquently very fucking rasict. The abortion clinics she had opened up were in lower income neighborhoods that were mostly populated by black people. But hey, that could've just been a conincedence... It just goes to show you that abortion stems from hatred.

Red, Myspace 32 Comments [6/10/2007 2:37:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 64094

[People] are not Catholic at all if they support obama. They have the right to be Catholic but they have flushed it down the toilet for the sake of a Marxist child torturer and murderer. They can't claim stupidity for the truth of all issues has been told to them loudly and clearly. They have no excuses whatsoever. It would be better that they had a millstone put round their necks and be tossed into the sea. The Church is being renewed by being purged. Throw open wide the door and usher them all OUT. Let them be anathema!

bjl, Moonbattery 39 Comments [7/19/2009 12:34:59 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 81673

Giant Oysters- More than 500 fossilized giant oysters were found nearly two miles above sea level in the Andes mountain range of Peru. The discovery of the oysters. some of which are 11.5 feet wide and weigh 660 pounds, reinforces the scientific theory that 200 million years ago the Andes mountains were covered by the sea.
Comment: Or the world wide flood pushed them up the mountain and then covered them.


What does all this prove for creation? Part of the YEC belief is that the pre-flood conditions allowed everything (man and animals) to live longer and grow bigger. So all pre-flood evidence would be huge compared to what what we have today. And from the picture, the evidence supports that claim.

The pre-flood conditions consists of these things:

1) Double the atmospheric pressure.
2) About twice the magnetic field.
3) About twice the oxygen.
4) And a canopy in place of the ozone layer to protect all life from the sun's harmful rays.
5) All animals totally vegetarian.


Now science could have easily disproved this by simulated these exact conditions in a lab to test how they work on life. How hard would it be to obtain a HBOT chamber like the one below? Then apply 2 atmospheres, increase oxygen by two times. Put a pinkish light colored pink 64-65 magenta. Not a hard experiment really.



But because science always refuses to test creation theories, creationists have to do it themselves. As seen in the picture below. Why? Because then they can say that the tests were rigged. If the evolutionist does it they cannot say that.

{Photo of Pirhana}

This Pirhana grew to 4 times it's normal size when these 5 pre-flood conditions were applied to it. And it also only eats plants and vegetation just like the pre-flood theory says. Will evolutionists conduct the same tests? Nope. Most are not interested in truth, only that their theory remains correct, factual (in their minds), and never be challenged.



Y.E.C, Y.E.C Headquarters 86 Comments [6/3/2011 3:46:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Karana
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Quote# 52829

The homosexual jackboot crowd continues its relentless march across American culture and men like the founder of eHarmony are only too willing to knuckle under and conform to their terrorist demands.

billiefan2000, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [11/25/2008 8:46:40 PM]
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Quote# 49981

Sup CE. Typing this @ Greece.

Greece was where the dangerous philosphies of "reason" and "empiricism" arose.

Please leave that evil place.
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* If I want to disprove evolution, all I need is the first chapter of the Bible.
* If I want to disprove atheism, all I need is the first verse of the Bible.

(The lines indicate his signature)

vsthreadmaker12, GameFAQS (Current Events) 32 Comments [10/18/2008 9:43:25 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 35840

[A commentary about Barack Obama's support for civil unions, which Mr. Obama believes the sermon on the mount justifies]

Pastor John Barner, manager of pastoral care at Focus on the Family, said: "We are always saddened as evangelical Christians when others who identify themselves as Christians do not have the high view of Scripture that we believe is so important. We believe isolated portions of Scripture should not be used to justify a personal preference or a social position that goes in a different direction than the overall message of Scripture.

John Barner, Citizen Link 52 Comments [3/6/2008 3:05:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 66199

Thinking for ourselves is quite dangerous..

Would it not, rather, be prudent to seek the Lord and Live?

Zeena, Christian Forums 75 Comments [10/1/2009 8:01:18 AM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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Quote# 5049

Iron deficiancy wasn't a problem in the pre-flood era. We need iron in our bodies now because it helps protect us from the damaging UV rays of the sun. Back then...there was a canopy of water over the earth that kept out the UV rays.

panther_seven1, The Future is Wild Message Boards 5 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6755

I would definitely support a ban on all homosexual activity. It's a step in the right direction back to sanity

Blemonds, Theology Web 12 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9917

Is the rampant promiscuity in Africa hidden news somehow? Is the fact that rape is unbeliveably common not well known? Is it not widely known that African men believe that having sex with infants under one year is a cure for AIDS.

IF there was divine wrath, it seems like African AIDS despite being almost exclusively heterosexual, would make Africa an ideal target for that divine wrath.

Kathy29, Free Conservatives 25 Comments [3/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 86848

People who read the Bible looking for more than Selected Ammunition Verses, would realize that contained within the New Testament is, ultimately, the only thing that succeeded in finally extirpating slavery: namely, the insistence that man is made in the image and likeness of God and that Christ loves the slave as much as the master. The mystical dogma of human equality in the eye’s of God (and that is what it is, not an empirical observation based on reason) is the only thing that has ever succeeded in killing the dragon of slavery. Of course, the New Atheists are stone blind to this in their deep ignorance and arrogance and so fail to realize that the first result of extirpating Christianity is the return of slavery: a practice which goes on unabated outside of all the spheres of the world untouched by the Christian tradition and soon to return to the West if the New Atheists succeed in suppressing the Christian tradition.

Mark Shea, National Catholic Register 59 Comments [4/11/2012 3:19:19 AM]
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Submitted By: emau99
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Quote# 49683

Atheism is a religion for people who worship themselves instead of God. Atheists tend to suffer from a rare, more aggressive form of unwarranted self-importance. Atheists typically think they are smarter than you no matter what. Just try to correct them on something and prepare to be blasted away with some "SERIOUS ****ING LOGIC".

Don't you guys know that God doesn't believe in atheists? Atheists are never moral because they do not believe in God.

Master Epyon, GameFAQs 55 Comments [10/13/2008 5:46:59 PM]
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Submitted By: fcgroningen
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Quote# 18348

Even the thought of one kiss is too much experience at any age unless you are married, and that thought should be for your husband.

lovely, 123 Christian Forums 29 Comments [12/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 52463

(Emphasis added by me)

Subject: Gay rights

Message: A straight person cannot marry the person of his choice; he can only marry the woman of his choice. Gays have the same right. Legally, they are both treated equally. ****Sexual attraction has never been a proponent for marriage.****

If two straight men wanted to marry for business advantages, just like many men and women do, that wouldn't be allowed. ****Marriage has nothing to do with love, attraction, or compatability.**** Straights marry for many reasons.

Straights and gays have the same choice, therefore, the same rights.

normobrian, This was sent via email after a response i made on Yahoo Answers 51 Comments [11/18/2008 12:26:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Kimby
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Quote# 7897

[An odd image depicting Adam and Noah as 15' tall giants]

<img src="images/Giants.jpg" alt="Adam and Noah depicted as giants">

Jim Pinkoski, Bibleland Studios 25 Comments [9/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 86403

[Principal slut-shames pregnant 8th-grade girl at school assembly, forcing her to drop out]

the administrators not keeping their mouths closed isn't the problem, the problem is the slut not keeping her legs closed.


You see how one prevents the other from occurring?

her and her parent should be ashamed. She didn't want anybody to know? Yeah, good luck hiding that baby bump. Kids would've been talking shiat and rumors would've been flying, the school prevented that from occurring.

Yes, use her as an example, that your actions have consequences. If she thinks she's adult enough to have sex, then welcome to the adult world of having to live with the decisions that you've made.

calbert, fark.com 40 Comments [3/14/2012 3:28:52 AM]
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