Quote# 15018

Nothing is a fact if it goes against the Bible. The Bible is fact and absolute truth. Anything deviating from that is false. Adam and Eve were real people and everything the Bible recorded happened.

Katy-Anne, Teens-4-Christ 56 Comments [9/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 51527

AN ISLAMIST rebel administration in Somalia ordered that a girl, 13, be stoned to death for adultery after the child's father reported that she was raped by three men.

Amnesty International said the al-Shabab militia, which controls the city of Kismayo, arranged for 50 men to stone Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow in front of about 1000 spectators.

A truck laden with stones was brought to the stadium for the killing. Amnesty said the girl struggled with her captors and had to be forcibly carried into the stadium.


The girl's father told Amnesty that when he tried to report her rape to the militia the child was accused by the administration of adultery and detained.

al-Shabab militia, Brisbane Times 27 Comments [11/7/2008 1:03:31 AM]
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Quote# 111310

That is exactly what Rev. Wright was saying. When you don't take his words out of context he's saying God is not blessing America anymore he is damning it. Just pick up a newspaper.....look at our morals today. The devil dances for joy as mother's kill their babies, father's kill whole families, rapes and murders and child molesting. Even Christians yell, "kill" to illegal immigrants and other poor and helpless. Women sleep with so many men they cannot say who the father is and it's politically incorrect to even 'shame' her. Our television set is full of murder, torture, and crimes against women and children. We are already ruled by Satanists as far as I'm concerned.

Sharktooth Martin, Christian News Network 22 Comments [7/31/2015 2:50:28 AM]
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Quote# 128208

I get what you're saying. You wish to call evolution a scientific fact that takes more than faith to believe millions of years, from fossil to fossil, adding the ones and two's and three's, while many of these fossils are doctored and fake, and take enormous imagination to construct their appearance from fragments of lies. But let's go ahead and make up a story that says fossil x had sex with another fossil x, and out popped a baby fossil B. And while we're living in the land of imagination, let's call this scientific fact and just ignore its true definition, consisting of observable evidence that can be tested. And when we test legitimate fossils, let's pretend the carbon dating proves they're no older than 100,000 years. C'mon now, I can go on and on with this and that. Evolution is a lie, and the Bible explains why there are those seeking to brainwash you.

Serato, Debate.org 14 Comments [6/17/2017 8:34:38 AM]
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Quote# 40444

[In response to 'Gay Day' at Disney World]

So, I guess if a group of well known terriorists decided to pick a date every year to have a bash party at Disney and wear their We hate America t-shirts and sport their latest terrioristic costumes that Disney would allow this because they needed to be treated fairly? C'mon

kelly, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [6/5/2008 10:19:40 AM]
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Quote# 100473

Uganda's First Lady has declared that if cows can't be gay then humans definitely cannot be gay either.

Janet Museveni delivered the bewildering statement during a speech to the Church of Uganda's bishops to praise their work which had "progressed" the country.

Uganda recently passed an anti-gay bill, supported by the church, which will punish homosexual acts with life sentences.

"If cows did not practice homosexuality, how could we the human beings start arguing over homosexuality?" asked Museveni, who is also Minister for Affairs in the region of Karamoja.

Museveni stated that Uganda should follow God and not repeal the anti-gay law, after more than 50 civil society groups filed opposition petitions against the bill in Uganda's Constitutional Court last week.

"We must listen to God and obey him," she said. "Thank you God for leading us."

Janet Museveni, International Business Times 35 Comments [4/11/2014 3:04:02 AM]
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Quote# 122068

What a great opportunity to show the world what true Christianity is. What a great opportunity to explain Christian forgiveness.

There's a debate raging about whether a man's past should condemn him. I think about the woman at the well. Christ forgave her very recent adultery. Yet we're struggling today with forgiving something Trump said 11 years ago about the attitudes he displayed many years before that.

Really? Maybe this is more of a commentary on the modern legalistic Church. Many of Trump's opponents are in legalistic cults like Mormonism. His top critic is Glenn Beck who touts the teachings of Joseph Smith often in his radio show.

Calminian, Christian Forums 33 Comments [10/18/2016 3:21:20 AM]
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Quote# 99777

[Neopagan fundie reviews a children's comedy novel about the Norse gods visiting London]

Not a Suitable Subject for a Novel

What authors like Francesca Simon fail to understand is that Wodenism is a living and growing religion in England. It is the original and natural religion of the ethnic English people. The Gods of the English are in many[but not all] cases the same deities honoured by the other modern day descendants of the pre-xtian Germanic peoples, whether they be of English, German, Dutch or Scandinavian descent.

Making fun of our deities in a novel dishonours our Gods and causes offense to those of us who follow the ancestral Gods.
I would ask therefore that all potential purchasers of this book take that into account.
On a different note I would recommend that if anyone were to author a book about our Gods to at least be consistent with the names of our deities and not mix Anglo-Saxon and Norse names! I notice from browsing the book via Amazon book search facility that whilst Woden is referred to by his correct English name, Thunor is called by his Norse name Thor. Likewise Tiw is referred to as Tyr.

Lastly I would like to point out that as London is no longer a city inhabited by a majority ethnically English population it would be the last place in England that the Gods would choose to "return" to. They are ANCESTRAL Gods after all! Unlike the middle-eastern god our Gods do not consider themselves to be universal or require the whole world to worship them. They exist in the DNA of their people, their folc.

Wulf V, Amazon UK 40 Comments [3/5/2014 4:20:34 AM]
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Quote# 101079

The notion of marriage equality was never about marriage or about equality. It’s all about the wrapping paper. It’s been packaged as an end in itself, but it is principally just a means to a deeper end. It is the means by which marriage extinction – the true target — can be achieved. If marriage and family are permitted to exist autonomously, power can be de-centralized in society. So the family has always been a thorn in the side of central planners and totalitarians. The connection between its abolition and the limitless growth of the state should be crystal clear. So anyone who has bought into this movement, or is tempted to do so, would want to step back and take a harder look.

Stella Moribito, The Federalist 19 Comments [5/20/2014 3:26:23 AM]
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Quote# 111803

Okay Donald, abortion is ALL Planned Parenthood does!!

Once in a while the do pap smears.

They had out lose dose birth control and defective condoms. (for purpose of repeat abortions)

They charge for pregnancy tests.

They won't let the women see the ultrasounds they do.

They give graphic sex ed classes in schools and in their clinics.

Not a single Planned Parenthood in the USA does Mammograms.

All they do is Abortion or abortion referals.

Abortion is what brings in the money. If they quit doing abortions tomorrow they would close their doors. That would be fine by me.

Morgana, Free Republic 25 Comments [8/15/2015 9:40:57 AM]
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Quote# 63183

At its core atheism IS a religion. It takes faith to take insufficient evidence and jump to the conclusion that there is no God. All our arguments mean nothing to the atheist, not because of any validity or lack thereof: but because we are the heretics in the religion of atheism. Atheism cannot support its philosophy with logic, so they must ignore/fabricate faults with all arguments to the contrary.

Pride is the sin that is killing the atheist. Admitting he may be wrong is a violation of his religion. especially when he considers himself mentally superior to mindless followers of faith. That's why arguments with an atheist always go in a circle.
An atheist is the most close minded person you will ever meet.

MrMann, Mr Mann Presents 74 Comments [6/12/2009 2:46:45 PM]
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Quote# 121930

I heard in the news yesterday that Hollywood actor Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. For unclear reasons, she has refused to eat in recent months, now withered away to just 79 pounds in weight. What good is Miss Jolie's $200,000,000 net worth now? All her money cannot give her the enjoyment of a decent meal, or a healthy body to enjoy it. She is only 41 years old! In fear of death, per her doctor's recommendation, she has had both healthy breasts surgically removed and replaced with silicone implants, because her mother died prematurely of breast cancer. Miss Jolie has also had her ovaries removed and her fallopian tubes. I feel sorry for Angelina Jolie, who grew up Roman Catholic, has made atheist comments, but now seems to be embracing a one world religious view. It is clear she is not a born-again Christian. She has also adopted several children of various ethnicities. She might as well change her name to “Miss New World Order.”


As we progress into the satanic New World Order, the different religious denominations are losing their distinctives and purity, each jumping onto the one-world bandwagon. Contrary to what most people have been taught, there will not be a One World Religion; but rather, the existing religions will share a common New World Order religious viewpoint, that will lead them under the control of the Antichrist. Here is proof of what I say... Pope Francis Preparing For Antichrist (2.7 million Lutherans now absorbed into Catholicism). All of Angelina Jolie's wealth and fame cannot save her from the judgment and fires of Hell to come.


Do you know what is really sad and tragic? I was watching a YouTube video today about Brad and Angelina divorcing. The man in the video said there was tension in the “Brangelina” marriage because of their broadening difference in “sexual market value.” Yes, as insane as that sounds, it is a very sad reality in America today, especially in Hollywood. A once beautiful sexy woman who is now withering away at only 79 pounds of body weight, who has lost her breasts and reproductive organs at age 41, has lost most of her “sexual market value” in American society. The man in the YouTube video is sadly correct. In our decadent American society, looks is everything. It is a proven fact that more attractive women, and women with larger breast size, get better jobs and careers.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 25 Comments [10/9/2016 9:56:22 AM]
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Quote# 37839

How does that prove anything? It's just big words and a lot of numbers? You can "prove" anything using long words nobody understands and a lot of numbers to make it look like you know what you are talking about. Answer me this - after the mother monkey gave birth to the fist person, who or what did this person breed with?

ImNoMonkey, Topix 75 Comments [4/18/2008 1:32:42 PM]
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Quote# 37282

(Genocide doesn't matter to god. Child slavery doesn't matter to him. Rape isn't even a sin in the Old Testament. Unless of course, it was a married women you chose as your victim.

If that's not a license to sin, what is?)

Do you honestly expect me to believe this BUNK? God crushed His own people for their sins repeatedly in the OT. All sin damns the soul. God hates all sin.

And like I will CONTINUE to say, you don't know the word of God until you read itin Hebrew and in Greek. Go buy a Strong's Concordance and then we'll talk about rape and slavery.

Slavery WAS NOT like you think it was 200yrs ago.

johnlewisbrooks, YouTube 29 Comments [4/7/2008 4:51:21 AM]
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Quote# 3335

Far better evidence the Quran is false is the inability of any Muslim to produce a photo of a massive iron gate, which the Quran says would be destroyed by Allah, immediately before Judgement Day. If this gate never existed, then the Quran is false. If it had been destroyed already, then the Quran is false again because Judgement Day has been greatly postponed. No Muslim can show on a map where that there is a country so landlocked that one mountain pass is the only way an army can get out.

kenneth, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 120073

• On the Pokemon rules website it states, "Carry your Pokmon with you, and you're ready for anything! You've got the power in your hands, so use it!"
• One observer of children playing the game said the children would afterwards mimic the game by summoning the Pokemon to attack others. This is occultic.
• Pokemon are summoned to do battle and to protect. This is equivalent to sorcery.
• Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water are frequent elemental themes found in Pagan religions, witchcraft, and Wicca, and are used heavily in Pokemon.

The spiritual side of the world is real. There are spiritual elements and demonic forces at work, whose purpose is to lead astray and destroy:

"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places," (Eph. 6:12).

The enemy is powerful and cunning. The only light we have is the Bible, and we need to follow it and not give ourselves or our children into the hands of those who would introduce occultic principles in a role-playing game. Again, the Bible says...

"But the Spirit explicitly says that in later times some will fall away from the faith, paying attention to deceitful spirits and doctrines of demons," (1 Tim. 4:1).

There is nothing wrong with children having fun and using their imaginations, but when that fun involves the occult it is dangerous. As Christians, we should be very concerned about what our children are involved in since they can be so easily influenced. They don't need the influence of the occult or evolutionary theory to help them towards Christ. They need the truth.

You are over-reacting

Addendum - two months later:

This article has generated some interesting responses. I've been called delusional, bigoted, paranoid, and one who contributes to the decline of society because of my intolerant comments about an innocent and fun child's game. One mother, who claimed to be a Christian, emailed me with heavy complaints and accusations and sought to justify her actions in encouraging her children to watch Pokemon. Well, that is her prerogative.

Have I changed my opinion? Not at all. Am I delusional, bigoted, paranoid, and a contributor to social decay? I certainly hope not. And from what I see in God's word and from what I have seen in Pokemon, I still stand on what I have said.

I expect people to not like it when their comfort zone is rattled, when I don't tote the secular line and salute to "harmless children's games," even when they teach occultism. By the way, I told the Christian mother that the Lord will hold her accountable for how her children are raised. I asked her if she wants to continue to encourage her children to play with cards that teach casting spells, evolution, and controlling forces to do your bidding. She emailed me back and called me some names.

Others have simply assumed a non-Christian perspective and made judgments about me and this article from their non-Christian point of view. That isn't a problem. They are entitled to their opinions, as am I.

Is Pokemon good? I don't think so. Does it contribute to impressionable children accepting occult ideas? Yes, it does.

Matt Slick, CARM 22 Comments [6/26/2016 6:51:33 AM]
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Quote# 103970

I also think you credit feminist activists with developments that are better credited to penicillin, condoms, and modern medicine. Let’s be clear, women’s liberation happened because of the washing machine and World War 2. That is, it is only because of technological improvements (washer, dryer, microwave, vacuum cleaner, etc.) that housework became less than a full time job.

By denying biology, feminism has brought much unhappiness to both women and men by persuading (most) women to act like men and (many) men to act like women (though women, overall, have gotten a far worse deal).

One can make an accomodation between biology and modernity, but not if you deny biology. I mean, sure, there are some androgen cases who really are happier going to toe-to-toe with men who are ready and willing to put in 100 hours a week. But they are not very common.

There are tons of possible recommendations one could make for our civilization given the current genetic constraints on male/female behavior. But our current genetic constraints will not be constraints for long, so social engineering can run hand in hand with genetic engineering. Welcome to a world of 36-24-36 nurturing and faithful nymphomaniacs, and 6’3? broad shouldered providers.

gc, GNXP 32 Comments [10/8/2014 3:33:41 AM]
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Quote# 129913

A self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.

Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.

A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.

The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.

Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.

Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.

Huang Jianjun, Global Times 21 Comments [7/29/2017 12:20:04 PM]
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Quote# 9842

One of my sons came to me when he was about 4 years old and said, " If dinosaurs lived before man, how did man know dinosaurs lived".

Now you dont think a 4 year old could think so abstractly and it stunned me a bit.

If your childs question was simular to this, you can say.. truthfully, That dinosaurs did not exist before mankind. We know this because death did not enter in until after the fall. So, if death didnt happen until after Adam sinned, then the dinosaurs would never have died out. They had to die after the fall and after the existence of mankind.

TameVine, bibleforums.org 30 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6014

As for the U.N. moving to Babylon [Iraq]...this could be a real possibility if the rapture leaves the U.S. in a shambles.

BereanSalmon, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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