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Quote# 44366

I dont think we can evolve to anyhting , i think our bodies can adapt to changes through genetics , if we go back to a stone age our skin and height would be different , our hair and teeth would be different, take our ( whats that organ in our body that doesnt work its in our stomach) they believe that organ use to filter food that you ate raw , but it doesnt work any more because we started seering and cooking meat so i body doesnt use it any more.

Baptised1, ChristianForums 35 Comments [8/6/2008 8:36:09 AM]
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Quote# 18969

['I don't believe in "god". Your "God" sounds like a petty, spiteful little creature']

I say, you have no right to talk about god in that way what so ever! I think that you are the one that NEED'S to grow up dont you think? There has to be more then just one christian here then me. I also dont care if you think i am a homophobe, It says in the good book that it's for man and woman. also old chap i am not a little man as it go's. oh i am sorry i called you miss it's just that you was having a go like a woman would.

jamesbond631, IMDb 27 Comments [1/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 57540

This movie [Horton Hears a Who] was a major, and very insulting, slap to all Christians and dedicated homeschool parents being villainized in a cartoon which Hollywood seems to think by serving it up on this platter, down plays their insults. This and “Happy Feet” are absolute shining examples of liberal Hollywood using us to propagate our babies...

Moral rating: Very Offensive
Moviemaking quality: 4

—Carolina, age 43, Christian Spotlight on Entertainment 16 Comments [1/31/2009 1:09:15 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 13490

Ehh... God didnt kill any dinosaurs. There is no scientific reason as to why the dinosaurs died. Its all 'maybes' and 'probablys' but the bible explains it perfectly and it fits in perfectly. Dinosaurs have massive lungs and small nostrils. But before the flood. Water was above earth, so twice the air pressure, meaning much faster skin healing time and easier to breathe. After the flood. Dinosaurs couldn't cope. Struggling for breath they bred in vain. producing only small lizards which lived much shorter times (because of lack of oxygen) and thus, the dinosaurs died out.

ArgoFett, Saber-Scorpion's Lair Forums 42 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 38663

Actually with all due respect , you're actually the one who lacks knowledge . SO what your saying about evolution is you evolved from dirt or nothing , is that what your saying ? since evolution believes that everything started from nothing , I would really like to know where you got your complex DNA . I mean especially since something cannot come from nothing. Infact I would really like you to explain how everything got its specific DNA structures and how everything works in harmony as it does. Maybe you can explain how in just your ear alone there are hundreds of differnt parts that all work toghther that allow you to hear. Maybe you can explain how any of these things that are alive to day and how they could of just appeared out of no where.

The one is correct that stated darwin used primitive biology and now todays microbiology proves that darwins theory isnt correct. The problem is darwins theory has been driven down so many peoples throats they are trying to make it fit todays evidence and it doesnt work. There are way to many things that disprove it.

Oh and by the way the article was incorrect the evolution in schools was challenged in court several years ago in florida and lost.

Its about time that someone in the govt stood up for whats right and put God back in the classrooms.

A concerned person, Topix 32 Comments [5/4/2008 6:15:31 PM]
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Quote# 24074

"Fear not, “Oh straight “(?) society" suggests once again a phobia the gay agenda has been imposing to make themselves appear as the victims. But I wonder who really are the victims in this case when I see what the gay agenda has done to parent's rights concerning their children's education and the trend to keeping the parents isolated from what the kids are taught. And once again the victimization of the institution of marriage.

PotLuck, 123 Christian Forums 14 Comments [4/22/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 41657

(regarding the new film "Get Smart")

boycott this filth. there is so much sexual innuendo that our young children do not need to see. the innuendo that he was looking up her skirt.

and dont even get me started on him kissing another guy at the end. that is disgusting and immoral.

pjmcguirk85, IMDB 47 Comments [6/25/2008 7:19:18 PM]
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Submitted By: spaceiswater123
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Quote# 33766

My five year old had a dream 7 nights ago and she woke up screaming. I ran into her room and she said that this thing she calls the "mystery", jumped on her chest and it's eyes glowed and she could feel his nails digging in her neck and it was choking her. She said that she couldn't breathe and at first, couldn't even call my name. This seems very demonic. She cannot even sleep in her room.

My daughter only has these severely demonic dreams when my husband is in our office below her room playing the most popular online game in the world (he works for the company). He won't stop playing it in our house. I do not believe he is a true believer and this game delves into divination, sorcery, shamans, pagan stuff, etc.

Are we to pray directly to Christ to rebuke. I think that is what MacArthur says.

Please let me know too. My daughter is so scared. I used to pray in every room in our house. Is that ok?

Jewels, RaptureReady 71 Comments [1/18/2008 5:54:33 PM]
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Quote# 36820

Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our forefathers expected for the public education they founded? Even the most liberal among them opposed it. For example, Thomas Jefferson drafted a bill concerning the criminal laws of Virginia, in which he proposed that the penalty for sexual deviance should be unique corporal punishment. Jefferson's views were indeed representative of early America.

"Whosoever shall be guilty of rape, polygamy, or sodomy with man or woman shall be punished, if a man, by castration, if a woman, by cutting thro' the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch diameter at the least" (Bill 64, 1779). Can you imagine a statesman proposing such a law today?

While I'm not of course espousing such treatment, I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aberrant sexual behavior from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called "Day of Silence."

Chuck Norris, World Net Daily 44 Comments [3/28/2008 2:21:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 22134

[And pi is three, the world has four corners, was immersed in a global flood in recent history, and is roughly 6,000 years old, right?]

yup. (except pi is three) North, south, east, west = 4

Confess, Christian Forums 21 Comments [3/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 53887

Did you know that the body parts of aborted babies are being sold on a legal market? A spine runs about $800. You can buy a brain...you name it. Not only are the body parts being sold, but the aborted fetuses are also being frozen and sold to beauty salons around the world. The aborted fetus material is injected into women's bodies to rejuvenate a more youthful look. In particular, Russian woman are deliberately having babies with the intent of murdering the child to make money. The woman makes $100-200 dollars per child (more money for mature fetuses), the middle man makes a few thousand and the beauty salon charges around $10,000 for the treatment. Now the government is even using aborted fetus materials in their vaccines for children, injecting foreign DNA into your children! It is an abomination unto God Almighty.

David J. Stewart, Jeebus-is-Savior 115 Comments [12/5/2008 11:01:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Asuka
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Quote# 56742

I've analyzed how many [of the casualties of the Gaza war] are wounded or dead from Israel and I laugh....the truly amazing powers of God at work.

jesusiscomin, RR 62 Comments [1/20/2009 5:07:29 PM]
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Quote# 42809

us chiristians dont believe on thinking. we get it from a history book. the bible. let me ask you this.. how do you know that the moon is not made out of cheece? well because a history book told us! and the bible is my history book from when real people wrote down real things that happened back in the bible times.

canadiandaniel, www.youtube.com 41 Comments [7/14/2008 6:28:50 PM]
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Submitted By: SketchSepahi
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Quote# 32278

God help us if atheists ever do unite. As evidenced by the totally unprovoked mass murders of innocent people in Christian facilities in Colorado over the weekend, what the world doesn't need is a united atheist front on a mission to wipe out those who disagree with their beliefs.

smartmouthwoman, allforums.net 38 Comments [12/12/2007 3:11:28 PM]
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Quote# 45371

Proof that God exists!?
33% of the world's population is Christian.
21% of the world's population is Muslim.

Over 50% of the world's population believes in God.

World's top selling book of all time? The Bible.

It's simple economics people. The market proves God's existence.

Magic Goku Ninja, Yahoo Answers 67 Comments [8/19/2008 3:14:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 27366

(In response to an article about an Army soldier knowingly infecting a teenager with HIV)

It is a plague from God. I believe that God has allowed AIDS and HIV to consume this country because of Homosexual behavior. Just look around at all of the sexual immoral behavior going on in this country. From the young to the older. God is allowing this plague to take it's course.


One Good Dad, WRAL.com 30 Comments [7/18/2007 9:10:41 AM]
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Quote# 179

[Replying to "as far as I know, there isn't such a thing as 'vitamin b17'"]

<p>And yes, B-17 is a classified vitamin.

<p>If you have any problems with B-17 then I'll offer you a challenge. I'll take apricot seeds for 11 months and you take a toxic chemotherapy drug, and we'll see who's the better at the end of it. Or more to the point, we'll see who's alive at the end of it.

FunkyBrother, Christian Forums 9 Comments [7/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1025

Your attitude here is, in my opinion, evidence of what can happen to someone when they get suckered into the self-centered, humanist "religion" called atheism.

dad4jesus, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10933

I wouldn't say the stripper deserved it, but I'd have a lot more sympathy for a, how to put it, more chaste rape victim.

Janissary, Christian Forums 39 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 29765

It is time 2 know our weapons. Its time 2 learn the scriptures for they are as sharp as a double edge sword.

EVANGELIST 4 CHRIST , Myspace 44 Comments [10/7/2007 9:48:26 PM]
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