Quote# 15619

Hi, I am a 13 year old atheist. The reason I am an atheist is because I'm being taught to be one by my atheistic parents, public school and the atheistic american constitution.

I am also being encouraged to be an atheist by my atheistic friends, atheistic sites on the internet, the stuff on TV, the movie industry, the music industry, the books I read, college groups and political special interest groups. All these teach me against all religions, particularly against the Christian religion.

Adult atheists will not admit it, but this is why I am such a diabolical kid. Atheism, which is really true satanism, prompts me to cause trouble. I cause a lot of trouble for my parents, and they are afraid of me. I deliberately make school hell. I like taunting and beating up on weak kids and Christian kids. I like giving the teachers and principal a hard time. They also are afraid of me. I like to make a name for myself among my friends so I do things deliberately to get in trouble with the law. I dare even law enforcement to apprehend me. Hey, atheists have fixed the laws of american in such a way that I am not afraid to do anything wrong. I can do anything and nothing will happen to me.

I can commit a crime right now, and I will be protected by the law. My name will not be released to the media. It doesn't matter how heinous the crime I commit, nothing will happen to me. Atheists will come to my aide. I can murder and get away with it. Or I can choose a particular state in which to murder as many people as I want and get away with it. When I go to court I laugh at the court proceedings, the judge, the jurors and the victims' relatives and friends because nothing is going to happen to me. Don't you know who coined the words "No Fear"? It was an atheist! I'm not afraid because atheists have fixed it where I am safe from proper punishment.

Haven't you heard the words "cruel and unusual punishment" in the American constitution? He, he, he. I can be as cruel to others as I want, but the criminal justice system is afraid to match the degree of my cruelty in punishing me lest it be called cruel itself. He, he, he! So I'm not afraid.

And haven't you heard about the deep-pocketed atheistic anti death penalty special interest groups or the pope and etc... who will come to my aide. Even if I am given a measly life sentence, he, he, that means nothing. A gullible pardon and parole board will let me out of prison in 5 years to commit even more heinous crimes. And even while I'm in prison, I can murder, rape and move drugs while sleeping the whole time on a bed of roses with prison guards as my servants. The constitution and the laws atheists have made in pursuance to it will be with me protecting me.

Let me tell you man, this is why I am an atheist. Atheism is insurance when you do wrong. I admit that atheism is criminal, but it is also cool man!

He, he, he, he, he!


Note from Robert T. Lee:

Alas, this is a most sad example of what atheism and non belief in God is doing to america's youth. Any kid that has the same or similar attitude of the one described by this 13 year old ought to be put to death immediately by the government.

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 133 Comments [10/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 114117

Five Things Everyone Should Know

Well, here are the five things that Bill Nye says everyone needs to know about climate change:

Number One: Our Atmosphere

#1: The atmosphere is thin. Barely 60 miles, 100 kilometres, in outer space.

Now, we shouldn’t be concerned about our atmosphere being too thin because our atmosphere was designed by the perfect Creator. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take care of it—we certainly need to make sure we don’t fill our atmosphere with pollutants or punch holes in the ozone layer. But we also need to remember that our atmosphere was carefully put in place by our Creator. God knew exactly what kind of atmosphere we needed and He gave us that atmosphere. He even made Earth the perfect size to be able to hold this atmosphere! We can be confident that we have the perfect atmosphere for our planet.

Number Two: All the People

#2: There’s 7.3 billion people breathing and burning.

Now, I would like to know what Bill Nye would suggest we do about the number of people utilizing our atmosphere. Of course, since Nye is an atheist, he rejects the idea that there is a God who knew the end from the beginning (Isaiah 46:10) when He created Earth. If Nye accepted God’s Word and God’s sovereignty, he would know that the all-powerful God would not allow humanity to die off by climate change or anything else. Nye also therefore rejects God’s Word as a basis for value, purpose, and meaning in life. Does he realize that, from his atheistic perspective, man is just an evolved animal and, in being consistent with an evolutionary “survival of the fittest” worldview, population alarmists could suggest mass killings or forced sterilizations as possible solutions in reducing the population? I’m sure he would be aghast at such suggestions—but then on what basis does he anchor his morality and determine what is ultimately right and wrong in this world? It comes down to one’s worldview. What solutions are there in Nye’s game of “blame man and his increasing population”?

Furthermore, this overpopulation mantra is losing support even from mainstream sociologists. In fact, some researchers are lamenting the possibility of a disastrous population decline. I remember studying books at university 40 years ago that were claiming the world was overpopulated! (And by the way, as you fly across countries around the world as much as I do and look down below, you realize the world is not overpopulated!) There are many other issues in regard to population, starvation, and so on, but that’s a different discussion altogether.

Number Three: Temperatures Changing

#3: All this heat energy in the atmosphere is changing things. It’s not just getting warmer, it’s changing.

Our climate is indeed changing but this is nothing new. Temperatures have been changing since the time of the catastrophic Flood of Noah’s day around 4,350 years ago. For example, during medieval times there was the Little Ice Age and it lasted until around 1850. The temperature has been rising since then. But before the Little Ice Age there was a warming trend that made it possible to farm the now icy waste of Greenland. Climates change! But we don’t have to be worried that the climate is going to run out of control and cause catastrophic changes. God has promised,

While the earth remains,
Seedtime and harvest,
Cold and heat,
Winter and summer,
And day and night
Shall not cease.
(Genesis 8:22)

Number Four: Rising Oceans

#4: This warmth is making the ocean get bigger. . . . When the ocean rises just this much [a few inches], this whole area will be under water, and not just this area, that area, that’s Miami.

Are ocean levels really going to rise dramatically and catastrophically because of man-made CO2 emissions?

It should be noted that evolutionists believe in many ice ages over Earth’s history. These ice ages, in the evolution model, would have dramatically dropped ocean levels, which would then have risen during the interglacial periods. In this view of Earth’s history, this happened many, many times without being caused by humans. Now, of course, biblical creationists reject this idea of multiple ice ages because we start with the true history in God’s Word. The Bible records the event of the global Flood of Noah’s Day. This Flood, and accompanying events such as massive volcanic activity, produced the perfect conditions for an Ice Age. This Ice Age lowered ocean levels for a time before they rose again as the continental ice sheets melted. So changes in sea level are not unprecedented in either an evolutionary or biblical model.

The idea of drastic ocean rise is debated among scientists. For instance, scientists and scholars involved with the Nongovernmental International Panel on Climate Change reject the idea of alarming sea-level rise. Indeed, a writer for Forbes notes that in the past the biblical city of Ephesus was a bustling port city but is now four miles from the sea, and that “the old Roman port Ostia Antica located where the Tiber River once emptied into the Tyrrhenian Sea is now two miles up-river. When William the Conqueror defeated King Harold II at the Battle of Hastings in 1066, he landed at an old Roman fort on a small harbor island on England’s south coast. That location, now known as Pevensey Castle, is now a mile from the coast.” So sea levels rise and fall naturally. There’s no cause for panic about rising ocean levels.

Actually, it’s ironic that Bill Nye is concerned about the people living in coastal cities. After all, wasn’t he just complaining about how 7.3 billion people breathe and burn our atmosphere? It’s inconsistent of him and others to express concern about the number of people on the planet but also be worried about the people living in coastal cities. But it’s actually good that Nye is concerned about the people living along the coast since we are supposed to value human life since all humans are made in the image of God (Genesis 1:27–28). Of course, from an atheistic evolutionary position, why should he have any concern at all?

Number Five: Unprecedented Speed

#5: But the main, main, thing, everybody, . . . is the speed, it’s the rate at which things are changing. . . Oh yes, the world was once warmer, there was once more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere than there is today, but all of this never happened this fast. And that’s what you gotta get your heads around.

So Bill Nye is saying that the warming isn't the problem—it’s been warmer before, but it’s the speed of the warming that’s the problem. Really, this exposes how climate change is a matter of interpretation—just like historical science, which depends on your views of the unobservable past.

According to the evolutionary model, which Bill Nye holds to with fervor, the Earth is millions of years old and the climate has been relatively stable since the last supposed glacial period over 10,000 years ago. Based on this model, and given that observational science shows that Earth’s climate is now changing, secularists such as Nye assume that human activity must be the cause of this change. If this is true, then a changing climate is understandably a concern for them. Now, this model uses methods such as tree ring and ice core dating to get these supposed stable temperature readings, but these methods are fraught with unprovable assumptions. So Nye’s concern about the speed of today’s climate change is based on unprovable assumptions about the past that are being used to interpret the data.

According to a biblical model of Earth’s history, Earth is only a few thousand years old. Our planet was created with a perfect climate, but this climate was upset at the time of the catastrophic global flood of Noah’s day, which destroyed and reshaped the surface of the Earth. This Flood was followed by the Ice Age which covered 30% of Earth’s surface in ice. This transitional climate slowly gave way to the present climate as the Earth evened out from the after-effects of the Flood. So, when we start with a biblical model for Earth’s history, we should expect variations in climate and temperature.

Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis 42 Comments [11/2/2015 7:05:22 PM]
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Quote# 13047

[in response to someone who explained him that the Big Bang and Abiogenesis have nothing to do with evolution]

How can we have a productive conversation when you insist on a silly and irrelevant definition of Evolution?

[later in the same post regarding his idea of what evolution is]

Document the transition of a chimp into a human through natural selection and mutation. I understand that this would take to long or maybe not happen at all. So, feel free to identify any emperical example of anything else that would meet Darwin's definition of Darwinism.

[in response to the poster saying new species and new genera has been observed]

Mere speciation has nothing to do with Evolution. Read Darwin's Origin of Species for the correct definition of Darwinism.

Poke, 123 Christian Forums 26 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18261

Praise God!!!!!! Ignorance is Satan's #1 enemy

DIVA_For_Christ, ChristianForums 42 Comments [12/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 117411

What is hilarious about this is that Donald Trump actually kinda has a point here. Most military servicemen are right-wing fanatics who love Trump and would follow his orders without question, even if they were blatantly illegal. I could see the majority of them gladly torturing innocents if he told them too.

And that's what makes Trump so scary.

(Later Post)

You think that they'd care? Right-wingers and Christians never really cared about the Constitution, despite how much they blabber on about it. It's a scrap of paper to be discarded when it becomes inconvenient.

Do you seriously think that a right-wing US serviceman would think twice if he got the chance to murder an innocent Hispanic or Muslim person? Of course not. He would be drooling at the chance to shoot dem libruhls and sand niggas.

NeoMatrix, FSTDT 42 Comments [3/12/2016 5:53:50 PM]
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Quote# 20454

I don't mind receiving the atheist hate mail, since I know that in a few years, many of these same people will either be Muslim extremists (redundant) or helping the country fall further in its fight against the creep of Islamic imposition on America . . . or both.

Debbie Schlussel, debbieschlussel.com 59 Comments [2/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5402

It doesn't say how God did it. For all we know, He teleported the animals there. It's irrelevant. If God can create an entire universe by speaking, He can certaintly bring some animals to an ark safe and sound.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7487

If you look back evolution far enough and ask what was the first thing that came into existnce before the atom, they are going to give you a flurry of 'i dont know' or basically -dirt. So we are literraly looking at God versus dirt.

JesusFreakGuy, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 88326

Glen Urquhart: “Do you know, where does this phrase ’separation of church and state’ come from? Anybody know?”

Audience member: “From the Devil.”

History teacher: “I do.”

Glen Urquhart (Pointing to audience member and laughing): “But I told you.”

History teacher: “No. I know. But I’m the history teacher. It was a letter.”

Glen Urquhart: “That is, actually, that exact phrase is not in Jefferson’s letter to the Danbury Baptists. He was reassuring them the federal government wouldn’t trample on their religion. The exact phrase ’separation of Church and State’ came out of Adolph Hitler’s mouth. That’s where it comes from. So the next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State, ask them why they’re Nazis.”

Glen Urquhart, Opposing Views 67 Comments [7/15/2012 5:33:40 AM]
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Quote# 60381

Put Christ Back Into Schools

To allow freedom of praying and reading of the Bible in all schools across America.

1. Allow Teaching of and only the Bible by teachers at any time to students anytime.
2. Allowing the Bible (and only the Bible) to be an elective in all schools, and not forced upon.

Education - Elementary and Secondary
We believe every teacher should have the right to teach the Bible at any time.

Please note: To clearify, this group is for teaching of the entire Bible, and only the Bible.

According 1st Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, every person has the right to religion. Why is praying/reading of the Bible not allowed in most schools?

Peter Ruchti, Put Christ Back Into Schools Facebook Cause 74 Comments [3/10/2009 11:41:46 AM]
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Quote# 116213

At the ground floor, Islam is tribal. The Iraqis viewed us as the American Tribe. Tribes raid each other. Their members lash out and kill each other over insults. They count coup on each other. They steal and humiliate each other's women. Tribes are nomadic and they are concerned with honor.

Tribes from Iraq, Syria and North Africa can come to Europe, set up their own territories, pile up loot and then humiliate the native women for New Year's Eve. And then laugh at the impotence of the European tribal authorities.

The Islamic no-go zones are seen primarily as religious, but they are also tribal. Islam incorporates both. Islamic migration also expands tribal territories. It's always been that way.

And this is also how Muslims fight us on a tribal level. They attack the honor of the European tribes. But it's not as if the Merkel government or any of the other European Socialist governments have any concept of honor anyway.

While European Socialists attempt to integrate them with "our values", the ungrateful integratees are showing that the systems have no honor on a tribal level and are not worth taking seriously.

Beyond the tribal, is the religious. In Islam, religion remains limited to the most primitive level of "My tribal deity Allah is stronger than your deity because we beat you up."

This is literally what Allahu Akbar means.

Daniel Greenfield, Sultan Knish 14 Comments [1/22/2016 4:18:46 AM]
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Quote# 49060

You want to rid of religion? Fine, us Christians will take back the schools and hopsitals we founded and ran. So you're left with no education or healthcare. We'll also take back our (mostly) humane laws based on Jesus' teachings. I say mostly due to laws starting to go against Christian morality (abortion, homosexual marriage etc).
That's just for starters ;)

Ericinnit1, youtube 38 Comments [10/8/2008 6:58:17 PM]
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Quote# 32441

There isn't a line of demarcation between homosexuality and pedophilia, it is simply a blurred gray area. PS: Why do we have to worship the agenda of the homosexual lobby ? Dont ask, dont tell, and leave me alone.

Robert Barrington, lodinews.com 34 Comments [12/16/2007 4:59:39 AM]
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Quote# 126185

A special education teacher in West Fargo, North Dakota is defending herself for mocking autistic students on social media.

WDAY reported that former Miss Montana Sheridan Tihista admitted that she is the owner of a Twitter account that shared hateful messages about special ed students.

“Writing a research paper about parenting struggles of kids with autism and instead of writing ‘mothers’ I wrote ‘monsters’ #samething,” she tweeted last week.

Sheridan joked that teaching autistic students was easy because she did not have to update her classroom routines because “we loooove routines!”

In another tweet, she called one of her students a “borderline psychopath.”

Sheridan made her Twitter account private on Friday, but it was accessible to anyone prior to that.

The former beauty queen confirmed to WDAY that she was the author of the offensive tweets.

“My tweets may have been distasteful but don’t illustrate what kind of educator I am,” she said in a text message to the station.

A spokesperson for the West Fargo school system said that officials were reviewing Sheridan’s tweets.

Sheridan Thista, Raw Story 26 Comments [4/9/2017 7:42:55 PM]
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Quote# 106499

Allah (SWT) ordained that plants, people and animals receive their food from what plants produce in their green factories.

These green factories are built up by the plant at the beginning of its growth and are called by botanists “Chloroplasts” which contain the chlorophyll, which the Qur’an calls “Al-Khadir” (green substance), where the plant utilizes the light energy and changes it into chemical energy leading ultimately to the production of various kinds of grain, fruit and other parts of vegetation that we see in gardens and fields.

Aspect of the miracle

Scholarly researchers in the field of plant physiology have discovered that the green substance (the chloroplasts) absorbs the light energy and converts it into chemical energy to produce various fruits. This discovery was realized after continuous studies and various experiments that lasted for three centuries, up to the twentieth century.

This process of producing grain, fruits and trees was an unknown secret hidden deep in the thylakoids of the chloroplasts that cannot be seen with the naked eye and which have been known by botanists only after a prolonged series of continuous researches and studies carried out by scholars over several centuries.

Only after methods of precise scientific investigation were available that they ultimately declared that in the plant there is a green substance and that it is this substance that produces carbohydrates that constitute the basic matter for producing all types of fruit, trees and vegetation.

This is what the Holy Qur’an decided fourteen centuries ago and was conveyed by an illiterate Prophet who lived in a desert environment among an illiterate nation at a time when no equipment of scientific research was available.

The Verse of the Holy Qur’an could have done without mentioning the “green substance” and nobody would have objected to that, except one that knew the fundamental role of that substance. However, its mention implies that the one who mentions it knows well its main role in the production of grain, fruit and all trees and vegetation. How great it is of the Holy Qur’an to mention the truth and guide people on the road to find out the secret[...]

It draws the attention to the beginning of the fruit formation and its relation with ripeness whereupon no more fruits are produced because the leaves of some plants turn yellow and their cells die.

Who, then, informed Muhammad (Peace be upon him) of this fact? Muhammad, the illiterate Prophet, who lived in an illiterate culture, at a time when the simplest instruments were not available, let alone possessing the advanced instruments and research centers and laboratories in the field of plant physiology that are required to discover these facts.

The existence of this precise botanical information in the Qur’an proves that it is from Allah[...]

Abdul-Majeed ‘Azeez Al-Zindani al-Shaykh, Quran & Science 22 Comments [2/19/2015 4:08:45 AM]
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Quote# 1933

There is no love involved in abusing someone's anus. It is evidence of great selfishness to seek pleasure at the cost of trauma to epithelial tissue and implantation of pathogens. God in love gave each of us an anus and a rectum. When the anus/rectum malfunctions, it causes discomfort and pain. To lose the anus/rectum means a colostomy, and who wants a colostomy? To insult an anus is to insult its creator. This is selfishness, the opposite of love.

LOVE, Bravenet Web Services 36 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 52074

(In response to an article: "'Why Gay Is Not O.K.' sermon incites Dallas protest")
Apparently this is getting way out of hand.

We are the most tolerant society on the face of the planet.

But that's not good enough. They want to cram their sin infested lifestyles down our children's throats and sell their behavior as 'just another life choice'.


When are we going to get fed up with these noisy obnoxious trouble makers and start taking a stand? Apparently the people's will manifested by an election is not sufficient.

I am really, really angered by this. These people need to be forced back into the slimey dark caves from whence they came if they keep this up.

gratefulberean, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [11/12/2008 4:39:01 PM]
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Quote# 37534

Christians & Atheists: Why are Atheists so smart?
Just think-
1. An Atheist doesn't have to read the Bible or know much about it to reject it and call it false.
2. Some Atheists say they can't believe in something they can't see. They.haven't seen an actual photo of Columbus or Jesus but they know Columbus existed and Jesus didn't..Talk about smart.
3.They cut down answers about the love of Christ and forgiveness because they know that no one should love and forgive. Talk about smart!
4.If they ever do actually read anything in the Bible they only have to pick out a verse or two to find fault with it. They are sooo smart they don't have to read all of the story to see what it actually means. Talk about smart!
5..An Atheist has ESP because they don't have to go to Church to know that what goes on in church is wrong. Talk about smart!
6.If asked, Atheists don't have to admit they are just looking for an excuse not to believe. They KNOW they are just searching for an excuse. Talk about smart.--But -they ain't found one yet. Agree?

Rolling Stone, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [4/11/2008 1:38:43 AM]
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Quote# 20482

I'll stick to the facts and logically so. Atheism is logically void of any meaning. Try reading Isaiah 28. It mentions atheist. They have a covenant with death but death will deceive them and fail them and break the covenant and every atheist will be raised up on the last day to face God at the great white throne judgment and they will have to give God and acooiunting for their life and what they chose to believe. Believe it or not!

ocb, Apologetics.org 44 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 108153

Been pushing myself to hit the nightlife for the first time in 11 years over the last few weeks and I'm seeing the most ridiculous shit ever.

The average women don't have to do anything remotely pro-active to attract a man and they'll have streams of above average looking guys approach them, and even these good looking guys will intimidate each other to have access to these average girls. These very plain women can demand tall, handsome, lean and fit men at a whim and they'll be at their call. All the hot girls were crowded in or near the VIP area hoping to get a famous footballer, musician or rugby player (this was a Manchester Nighclub). Just lol if your not a celebrity male and think you can get a chance with these hottest women in a club. They literally want a FAMOUS HANDSOME guy, not just some regular good looking guy that works as an electrician. They are off limits, forbidden to 99.8% of men.

The ugliest, obese women who squeeze their 200lbs, 250lbs, 300lbs disgusting shapeless bodies into tight dresses are still able to get dances and hook-ups with non-fat men. Even though some men turn their noses up and walk away from these flirtatious hamplanets, some will accept thats all there gonna get tonight and take them home. Their male equivalents are 2/10 incels and wouldn't even have the option to get sex & intimacy throughout their lives unless they had riches or paid escorts.

It seriously depressed me I'm not going out at night again unless its necessity.

Brian Peppers, Love-shy.com 25 Comments [4/29/2015 2:59:48 AM]
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