Quote# 26673

Q: How can Children Need Heroes possibly honor a convicted murderer like Paul Hill?

A: Paul Hill committed homicide; he killed a human being. Not all homicides are murder. We believe Paul Hill committed justifiable homicide. His killing of the abortionists was just; it was Biblically lawful. He used force to defend the innocent against unjust violence. The taking of a life in defense of another is recognized as justifiable in all fifty states (a reminder of our Christian heritage). If he had acted in defense of any other victims, anyone but preborn children, he would not have been convicted.

Children Need Heroes, Children Need Heroes 64 Comments [6/24/2007 6:00:33 PM]
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Quote# 112901

Are most Asians christians? Chinese Buddhists attacked Russians on November 2nd of 201_ in the name of their religion (happened in the future). Zodiac is planetary prisons of demons. Those who believe the Zodiac exhibit traits of one of the demons that is trapped.
Most thoughts and dreams are from demons. When these people undergo trance, demons possess them. Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov said that these breathing methods open people up to demonic world. Don't meditate. Don't practice this kind of breathing. According to Vyatcheslav Krasheninnikov, Buddhists will cut off roof tops of churches and mosques, and put pogoda type roofs instead. They'll also put dragons at the entrance to call people to worship Buddha. Those who refuse will be killed.
Chinese will have a hole to the abyss. A lot of people will fall into this hole. There is a huge amount of radiation coming from this hole in China. Chinese will try to keep it quiet. A lot of people will perish.
Buddhists worship fake mountain Kailash in Tibet inside which demons have a UFO base. So, Buddhism is proven wrong. Chanting mantras leads to demon possession. It's not the words that get you possessed; it's the rhythm. Meditation, chanting mantras, hypnosis, and astral projection lead to demon possession. Don't meditate. If you astral project, demons could steal your soul and put it into their UFOs to serve as an infinite source of fuel (Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov). Don't ever astral project. 666 is not forgivable; it leads to permanent hell. 666 is given with World Passport with no name on it (grey plastic card). Police 666 people on highways. Food stores and prisoners 666 people too. Reject vaccines. Don't go into UFO to be healed by demons. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666.
Demons live inside clones. Jesus created a set number of angels. One third of them rebelled. Jesus turned the rebels into demons. Demons were nice-looking as angels, but now are ugly-looking as demons. So, they have to disguise themselves. Antichrist is surrounded by demons, but people see angels of light. Demons fly in UFOs. Demons pretend to be the dead aka ghosts. Demons pretend to be elves, fairies, etc. Demons never do good. Pagan deities are demons. All demons are male. Apemen and elephantmen are cursed masons from the Tower of Babel (Book of Jasher, Chapter 9, Verse 35). All these masons were also male. So, there are no goddesses. "Hare Krishna" means "dark blessing". Chanting mantras leads to demon possession. It's not the words that get you possessed; it's the rhythm. Ask Orthodox Christian priest to bless your house. Pray the Jesus prayer all the time: "Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me a sinner." To break any curse, pray slowly the Psalm "the Lord is my light and my salvation" 40 times a day for 40 straight days. That's 1600 times in total.
Forgive me

Kristen, Yahoo! Answers 24 Comments [9/18/2015 2:16:05 AM]
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Quote# 44986

Demons attack him when he tries to focus...

Thanks Mike, but they've been doing this for the last several years...6 perhaps. It's just beginning to take a toll on me. I'm tired. Everytime I try to focus on the Lord or anything else, they immediately attack. I've told them that I'm not their property, but that I belong to the Lord Jesus Christ. I forced them to admit that. I ask the Lord to torment them, but even with the tormenting, they still continue to attack unless I sit their for 10-15 minutes every single time, which is impossible. They are trying different approaches on me as my deliverence draws neigh. They have confessed that they regret turning on our Lord and would repent if they could, but they can't. It's just hard to get the things done that need to be done when they attack me so often, even more in public now then ever before. At times, it may appear like I have Turret's syndrome, which I know I don't.

God bless,


xfrodobagginsx, Ministering Deliverance 62 Comments [8/15/2008 7:56:28 PM]
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Quote# 6540

I don't think the murderers [of Matthew Shepherd] are homophobes either, necessarily. I have seen no empirical evidence that this is the case. Don't get me wrong or put words in my mouth, though. There is no excuse for murdering anyone, never mind a homosexual or someone of a different race or creed. However, I am going to put forward that the action is born out of hatred.

drfeelgood, Christian Forums 3 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 60426

One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong.

The Rev. Billy Graham, Kansas City Star 73 Comments [3/11/2009 5:25:08 AM]
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Quote# 104108

Many young women dress, talk and behave sexy; but then gets offended when they're ogled (obviously lusted upon) by men with wandering eyes.

Don't dress like a whore if you don't want to be stared at! When a young woman was gang raped in India, many women were outraged that someone said the woman asked to be attacked by the way she was immodestly dressed. We'll, like it or not, that's the way life works! Fleshly Lusts, Which War Against The Soul (1 Peter 2:11 - it matters how people dress). You can argue that you should be able to play in traffic without being ran over by a car if you're dumb enough to be retarded, but you're going to get ran over if you play in traffic. And if you tempt men by walking around sensually attired like a slut, then one day you're likely going to be attacked and be brutally raped, kidnapped or even murdered. But you say, “I have my rights to dress any way that I want.” Yes, and you can defeat the door sensor and stick your head into a microwave oven too if you'd like.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior.com 45 Comments [10/16/2014 3:27:43 AM]
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Quote# 45587

I have noticed many teachers Bible teachers who know about Islam have said that if the God of the Bible and the koran were the same, then he would have had a schizophrenic episode while writing the koran.

The fact is, they are not one and the same. The Bible is written by God Almighty, Jehovah. I believe with all the references to kill Jews, Christians, infidels, etc. that the koran is written by the devil himself. It was a way for him to have a religion.

It is a shame that folks like our leaders in their political correctness have the gall to say things like the God of the Bible is the same in the koran. It is just pure deception, evil, etc.

Chris, RaptureReady 42 Comments [8/22/2008 11:00:26 AM]
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Quote# 25622

First of all, it's a fact that Jesus died for your sins. In order to deny that, one would have to make up a new history that can't be documented by anyone in history.

But you cannot muster up faith by yourself. Only God can give you the faith to believe. So the first thing you need to do is ask God for faith. Then wait. It sounds like God is drawing you and Jesus promises that he who seeks will find. So every time you feel the desire, ask God for faith and He will give it to you. Sometimes God will wait until we come to the end of ourselves and have no more answers. Then we are completely open to hearing him. I'll pray for you too.

Murdock, ChristianForums 32 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18397

I hate nature. I dont mind global warming, it is too cold now, besides after global warming is global cooling. Even the most radical global warmers say that humans may barely be effecting the earth but not sure because the earth goes on diff. paths every trillion yrs. or some crap.

70 degree weather in Chicago will not kill nobody. In charlotte we been below avg. except the past week. We hit All time record los about 6 times the past 2 months.In MID SEPTEMBER, or early october{ forgot date} it was in the TEENS with VERY COLD WIND chill and cooling radiation making it feel like the single digits. Worse of all I was at a race. are car got Ice on it.

Today and yesterday it was in the 70's in Charlotte. Usually it is in the high 40's, but the AVG. is 57 degrees for december. We been on the cool side. Are cold season is from Late JAN. through FEB.

Whatever that had to do with the topic, back to it.
No i am not eco-family. I hate the enviroment. I like 85- 100 degree weather. and I am not willing to pay Way more money to drive a car that runs off sugar, ir walk to school .

BCHS, Christian Forums 57 Comments [12/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 63171

[Fundy found some images mocking Christianity on the Internet]

I was not only mad, but I actually broke out laughing at one point. Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you. I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day.

Last Samurai, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [6/15/2009 11:25:39 AM]
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Quote# 115346

That's right bitches, I'm going there. I haven't posted a journal on a controversial topic in a while, so I figured it's about time to cause trouble again. ;D

Anyways, regardless of what side you're on, you've all heard this argument at least ONCE I'm sure: That abortion should be kept legal to keep the number of back-alley abortions down. After doing a little research, I've discovered that what a lot of the "facts" that people know about back-alley abortions are a load of bull. There's more common misconception than anything. Being the little trouble-maker I am, I'm going to break them all down for you and explain why they're a load of horseshit. :3

Misconception #1: Illegal abortions were done in unsanitary alley-ways by fake doctors.
Sorry but, that's not how it was at all. Actually, before it was legalized, about 90% of illegal abortions were performed by licensed physicians. The term "back-alley" didn't refer to abortions literally being performed right there in an alley-way with a clothes hanger, but to how women were instructed to enter the doctor's office after hours, through the back alley, to avoid arousing neighbors' suspicions.

Misconception #2: Tens of thousands of women died from illegal abortions every year
Sorry, but this was actually proven false. The late Dr. Bernard Nathanson(The guy who directed what was then the largest abortion clinic in the 1970's, as well as the guy who made up this bullshit body count), later admitted that this figure was false but considered it to be "useful" in their campaign to legalize abortions. Even Planned Parenthood admitted that these numbers were wrong. In 1972, there were only 39 deaths related to illegal abortion, not tens of thousands like Nathanson originally claimed.
In fact, deaths from illegal abortions were actually DECLINING prior to 1973, not because abortion was becoming legal, but because of the introduction to antibiotics. The number of reported abortion-related deaths didn't start increasing until AFTER abortion was legalized. Why? Because it was legal, and abortionists were able to do more procedures. More abortion procedures, higher chances of people dying from said procedure. Duh.

Misconception #3: If abortion becomes illegal, women will seek out illegal abortions.
Yeah, they actually did a study on this by doing a survey on women undergoing legal abortions. According to the surveys, only about 6 to 20 percent of the women would have gotten an illegal abortion if the legal option was no longer available.
Even more research done had found that most women having legal abortions are pressured/coerced to do so by someone else, directly and indirectly, and that most abortions are likely unwanted. Before 1973, women could refuse an unwanted abortion on the grounds that it was illegal, unsafe and immoral. Legalization has made it easier for those around her to insist that because abortion is legal it must be "safe," and because it is "socially approved," it must be moral. It makes it easier for them to refuse to support her desire to continue the pregnancy and insist that she abort anyway.
For example, when actress Hunter Tylo was fired from the TV show Melrose Place after she became pregnant, her pregnancy discrimination suit quoted a producer as saying, "Why doesn't she just go out and have an abortion? Then she can work."

Misconception #4: Legal abortions are safer than illegal abortions.
Nnnnnoooopppppeeee.~ Whilst the percentage of women dying from abortions are lower, the actual number of women dying from abortion has increased. The actual number of women suffering physical complications has increased. The actual number of women suffering psychological complications has increased. The suffering of women, men, and families has been increased.
Since people are likely to get confused by the difference between the percentage and actual numbers, the percentage of women dying from the abortion itself has gone down, but the number of women dying from abortion has increased because the deaths happen AFTER they had the abortion. Studies have shown that women who have had a history of abortions are 3.5 times more likely to die following an abortion and six times more likely to commit suicide then a woman who just chose to give birth. They are also more prone to substance abuse and other forms of risky behavior that may lead to death. Indeed, more than 30 studies published in the last few years alone have linked abortion to higher rates of mental health problems, including depression, substance abuse, suicidal behavior, and anxiety disorders — including symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.
Society as a whole also seems to have overlooked the fact that not a single study has ever been published which shows that abortion, for any given reason, actually benefits the physical, emotional, economic, or social health of women. Indeed, the available evidence shows that abortion is instead associated with making the physical, emotional, economic, and social well-being of women WORSE.

SiogaAgusArrachtaigh, deviantart 39 Comments [12/17/2015 6:14:35 PM]
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Quote# 47575

RIYADH, Sept 14 (Reuters) - A senior Saudi cleric has said purveyors of horoscopes on Arab television should face the death penalty, a paper said on Sunday, days after another cleric argued death for TV owners.

"Sorcerers who appear on satellite channels who are proven to be sorcerers have committed a great crime ... and the Muslim consensus is that the apostate's punishment is death by the sword," Sheikh Saleh al-Fozan told al-Madina daily.

"Those who call in to these shows should not be accorded Muslim rites when they die," the prominent cleric added.

Many of the hundreds of Arab satellite channels have sprung up in recent years specialise in horoscopes and other advice to callers on solving problems that is seen as "sorcery".

In their capacity as judges, clerics of Saudi Arabia's austere form of Islam often sentence "sorcerers" to death.

Sheikh Saleh al-Fozan, Reuters 40 Comments [9/16/2008 2:24:28 AM]
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Quote# 2467

So, telling unbelievers that they are going to receive eternal death for their rebellion against God is now uncalled for? When did the board rules change? Should I not tell unbelievers that God will send them to hell?

Don, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 119147

Brownie, I don't know how you've got away with mentioning the NWO, a couple of hours ago, without someone stepping in and calling you a conspiracy theorist. It's quite funny.

Yes, there are many secret societies around the world, but the thing is they are all working together and have been for almost 500 years, but they are not interested in the welfare of the common man.

I'd recommend 'Pawns in the Game' (which we all are) by William Guy Carr. Written in the 50s, Carr gives a very detailed history on the foundations of the NWO going back to the English and French Revolution. He shows how the banksters/bankensteins, through the House of Rothschild, gained their wealth and grew in power with an aim to ultimately control all governments. 

SweetPea, Religion and Ethics 10 Comments [5/22/2016 4:47:02 AM]
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Quote# 94525

E. W. Jackson, the Republican candidate for lieutenant governor of Virginia, said he opposes emergency federal aid in the case of natural disasters during his unsuccessful bid for U.S. Senate last year.

In response to a question regarding the role of government “in helping folks following predictable natural disasters,” Jackson replied: “I don’t think that the federal government has much of a role at all constitutionally, at all.”

“I think as a constitutional matter the federal government doesn’t have a whole lot to do with that,” he continued, lamenting that “we’ve turned the federal government into a kind of God and you turn to the federal government for everything.”

“We don’t need the heavy hand of federal government stepping in every time something goes wrong,” Jackson said. “I don’t think there is any constitutional authority to do it.”

E. W. Jackson, Right Wing Watch 28 Comments [5/28/2013 2:39:28 AM]
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Quote# 113547

I love the illustration of standing on a chair to change a lightbulb. Even if I am 99% sure that the chair is too shaky and won't be able to support my entire weight, it is still nothing less than 100% faith if I stand upon the chair. Of course, in reality no one in their right mind would stand upon a shaky looking chair that they were convinced wouldn't support them. Albeit, it would still be 100% faith if I did choose to stand upon the chair unaided by a helper, rope or something to cling to in case I fall.

Please understand that optimism (a positive outlook) is NOT faith. I could stand there all day proclaiming how much I believe the chair will hold me up if I were to stand upon it. I can say loud and confidently, “I believe! Boy, brother, you've just got to believe! I believe that this chair can hold me up!” But that is NOT faith at all, not even in the least, because I am not standing upon the chair. So even in the presence of great optimism, I can have no faith at all. That's what Modernists and Roman Catholics have, that is, they really think they're going to Heaven, but they've never trusted Christ. Catholics instead trust their church and the seven sacraments to save them. Modernists trust their humanism, self-righteous works and new age spiritism.

In sharp contrast, the Biblical Christian rests completely in the finished redemptive work of Jesus Christ, standing upon the chair (which pictures Christ in our example). Saying you believe that Christ can save you is not faith, anymore than saying you think the chair can support your weight is trust in the chair. Even if you have 99% doubt in the Bible, God will save you if you'll believe the gospel. That is, if you'll personally receive Christ's death upon the cross, His burial and bodily resurrection from the dead as payment for your sins, you will be saved.

All mankind are sinners. As such we are all under the condemnation of God's law. There is a price for sin that we all owe to God. That price is spending eternity burning in the Lake of Fire! Consequently, we need to find someone who doesn't owe that price, someone who is not condemned, someone who can pay that price for us. Blessed be the name of the Lord, Jesus is the Christ Who paid the price for our sins with His own blood! Jesus was miraculously born of a virgin, lived a totally sinless life, and was accepted by God the Father as a well-pleasing sacrifice for the sins of the world. JESUS PAID THE PRICE!

Romans 4:5-6, “But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness. Even as David also describeth the blessedness of the man, unto whom God imputeth righteousness without works.” Notice that we just read a man's “faith is counted for righteousness.” That is so important to understand. It means that all the heretics requiring intent to reform as part of salvation are liars, wrong and false prophets! This includes Aiden Tozer, John MacArthur, Jack Chick, David Cloud, William Lane Craig, Ray Comfort, Kirk Cameron, Benny Hinn, Eric Hovind, Paul Taylor and thousands more. Jesus is Lord, you don't make Him Lord! You simply trust Jesus to be saved.

David J. Stewart, God Loves People 26 Comments [10/13/2015 3:26:01 AM]
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Quote# 55049

[Video title:] Why does Obama lie about his faith?

Does Barack Obama oppose Harry Potter like most Christian parents?

[Clips showing Michelle Obama saying their kids are huge Harry Potter fans and read all books etc.]

Barack Obama reads a book about witchcraft to his children BUT NOT THE BIBLE

Islam4noone, Youtube 41 Comments [12/27/2008 3:19:06 AM]
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Quote# 62975

Evolution-vs-Intelligent Design - See if anyone can intelligently answer these...?
If evolution is true...

Then why do males have nipples?

Why do animals, taken from the wild, and made into every possible hybrid imaginable, always revert back to their original state...when left alone?

Why aren't there thousands of species of intermediates, with scales, feathers and fins (actually there should be billions)?

Why does every crossing of species only take place by the hand of man, but not in the wild?

Why does every hybrid species only produce a sterile/infertile mutation that soon does out?

Why do they say it takes billions of years for a creature to go from a water-based life, with fins and gills, to a land-based one, with legs and lungs...when a certain species of frog in Africa can do it in 4 days?

Why is the DNA of a rattlesnake closer to that of humans than a chimpanzee?

Why is the smartest species of animal a bird, and not an ape?

If intelligent-design creationism is impossible, then where did the idea of God come from?

John S, Y!A 60 Comments [6/4/2009 4:10:34 PM]
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Quote# 2267

I guess those scientists (pseudo-scientists- (1 Timothy|6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called) are pretty close - let's see they say 13.7 billion and yet since Genesis 1:1 was less than 10,000 years ago that makes the scientists only off by 13.6999 billion years - close but no cigar.

pilgrim, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 222

Btw, according to the Bible, Revelation says the skies shall be rolled back as a scroll, and the Sun, Moon, and stars will fall on Earth. Thus, the moon's recession and slowing fits PERFECTLY with the Bible scientifically.

GodsSamus, Christian Forums 5 Comments [7/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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