Quote# 29812

I mean, just imagine if every single fuckin' thing you did or thought had to be proven with the scientific method:

"Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?"
"I'm hungry. Can I have a Big Mac?"
"Well first you need to prove that you are hungry."
"Then you need to show me that your current metabolic state requires the amount of fat and calories that are contained in a Big Mac."
"Yes, here is some calculation paper. Come back when you have completed a justification for your nutritional needs."
"What the fuck are you talking about. I just want fuckin' Big Mac!"
"I'm sorry sir, your wants are irrelevant. Science requires data to justify your hypothesis that your are hungry. You have to prove that you need the Big Mac."
"You're fuckin' nuts! I'm going to Wendy's."

MAD, MPA Network 64 Comments [10/9/2007 6:38:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Icestorm
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Quote# 55700

Obama is not a soul winner. The branch that beareth not fruit is cast in the fire.

Obama has no discernement. His evil bonds with farrakhan, Oprah,Wright and Rezco tell us he is dominated by darkness. God's word clears this up for us.
Obamas is racist.

coadie, Good News Cafe 33 Comments [1/7/2009 5:20:44 AM]
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Quote# 36286

So if atheists want to be treated as intelligent adults, then they need to start speaking from knowledge rather than ignorance. They also need to stop making foolish & contradictory statements with no proof for them.That's a sure way to look foolish. Otherwise, there are
only 3 options when dealing with atheists:

1) Coddle them like children in elementary school

2) Tell them their contradictions are not contradictions & that they are smart, rational people for making contradictory statements

3) Treat them as intelligent adults who are lying through their teeth

4) Ignore them all together.

carico, www.carm.org 69 Comments [3/15/2008 4:25:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 90551

I understand it perfectly, I like that it [rape] makes feminists feel powerless.

Honestly I don't think homosexual rape is a big deal either. The only problem with rape is potentially getting an STD. If you don't get one I don't get why it is supposed to be so awful.

Otis the Sweaty, Anti-Womens Coalition 47 Comments [11/8/2012 4:17:24 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 5033

You guys, I magnified the image [of the celestial fireball]... I know this sounds like real crazy... but it looks like a horse or a dragon. Look at the 'eye' and the snout and the mane of fire... [<a href="http://www.personal.psu.edu/jsc252/Dragon1.jpg" target="_blank">inserts picture</a>]

tractsforchrist, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3362

Now you may find this a little hard to understand , but the fact that this christian website exists testifies to the fact that their 'IS' a God and a christ.

Brain Damage, Christian Forums 18 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 53037

Wait until Obama nation gets in!
There will be NO CONSTITUTION!!!
That is what happens when you sware on the koran, to up hold the constitution.

But, GOD say's these thing,s must happen.
The great falling away, dictator, destruction, ect....
I can see so much evil about to happen, it makes me sick!

Hi Hopes, Prophecy Fellowship 60 Comments [11/28/2008 3:05:39 AM]
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Quote# 1924

The Theory of [Atheistic] Evolution says that when the earth was volcanically active after being formed, life (the first simple cell) was synthesized from various non-living building blocks. However, the problem here is that non-living matter cannot produce living organisms. This invalidates any evolution in any definition past present or future.

theTruth, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 34653

Yes, it does matter. Simply, if you cannot muster the faith to believe Genesis 1:1, you cannot have the faith to believe John 3:16 or Rom 10:13. The Bible is either completely true or completely false.

The myth of evolution is merely another lie concieved by the father of lies to turn people away from the Bible and decieve them.

This is why we absolutley must contend for the entire Word of God - we cannot move on any little part. When we do move, we're allowing the devil to win.

[By the way, when I went to the site, it tried to run some program on my computer. Might be dodgy, might not be, I don't know. But since it's Randy's site, I thought it best to tell it to piss off.]

Our good mate Brother bloody Randy, T4C of course! 62 Comments [2/7/2008 7:44:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucan
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Quote# 103582

[This is a response to firefighter Captain Andi Mooneyham's application for partner benefits for her legally married wife.]

Dear Captain Mooneyham:

I agree with the decision of the board to refuse to grant and extend benefits to lesbians and homosexuals.

Missouri has a constitutional provision and a state statute providing that marriage is between one man and one woman which has been the law since time and memorial in our world's history.

I'm tired of promo attempting to cram homosexuality and lesbians down our throats.

You have followed the law and I congratulate you.

Now-back to fighting fires.

Sincerely yours,

Dee Wampler

[PROMO is a LGBT advocacy group in Missouri.]

Dee Wampler, Daily Kos 25 Comments [9/21/2014 3:59:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 119638

Young Earth Creationist Ken Ham is speaking out against the upcoming "Reason Rally" at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C., which is being advertised as "the world's largest atheist party," by stating that atheists will be worshiping man in their "anti-God religion."

Ham wrote on his Facebook page on Tuesday that the upcoming secular gathering "is really a worship service — they worship man — worshipping the god of self. They exalt reason and have a blind faith that the universe and life arose by natural processes."

Much like he has said in the past, Ham warned that atheism is a an anti-God religion, which "exalts fallible human reason."

The Creation Museum and Ark Encounter president took aim at famous atheist author Lawrence Krauss, who will be speaking at the rally, and once said: "Forget Jesus ... the stars died so you can be here."

Ken Ham, christian post 8 Comments [6/10/2016 3:05:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak
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Quote# 6514

Sin & Sickness... There is a passage in the Bible, that ever sense I first read it, I have considered it to be a VERY important passage in terms of WHY people get sick. It can be found in 1 Corinthians 11:23-34... For this reason MANY are weak and sick among you, and MANY sleep... The reason this scripture caught my attention is the word MANY... Clearly we are told that many here refers to more than half the people. It refers to the majority of people and not the minority. Over the last 20 years, I have talked to quite a few pastors about this passage... In the most simple of terms, this passage means that we are to be delivered from Sin.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 6 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19062

Christianity is not a Religion, So Please don't call me Religious.

tjplaw, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [1/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6316

Sperm is obviously intelligent... It has to swim...It has the blueprint for life within it...it is part of us...so how can you say it's unitelligent? It is like saying your left finger is unintelligent.

jamesrwright3, Christian Forums 12 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 42174

I love how everyone here doesn't trust prayer. Pray damnit and see what things you get.

besides, if you don't pray, then you're a failure of a person.

YouAreWinnar66, GameFAQs 54 Comments [7/2/2008 10:34:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 136204

i know this is like a very stereotypical "tankie" thing to say but like..
i really admire Kim Jong Un ? seeing that level of courage in spite of adversity and leader ship from someone my generation really inspires me as a communist and as a young person.

genius girl, kathy !, Twitter 12 Comments [1/24/2018 3:08:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 880

If you could see into their [infant] hearts they would be just as corrupt as adult hearts.

Zebedee, BaptistBoard 13 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 110561

(Cadiz, KY) On Friday, the U.S. Supreme Court struck down Kentucky’s law defining marriage as between one man and one woman. “This is a sad day for the rule of law and the democratic process,” said Commonwealth Policy Center Executive Director Richard Nelson. “Over 51 million voters amended 31 state constitutions to recognize man/woman marriage and today five judges said ‘we know better.’”

The 5-4 ruling holds that homosexual couples have a fundamental right to marry and that existing state marriage laws are unconstitutional. “As much as the Court desired to settle this question, utter disregard for the voters and ongoing debate over this issue neither eased tensions nor settled this question,” Nelson said. “This ruling creates a cultural rift as deep as the infamous Roe v. Wade ruling 42 years ago. But the debate will continue.”

“Man/woman marriage is the most fundamental and most important of human relationships. It is a pillar of society,” Nelson said. “When a pillar is weakened or altered, you weaken society in ways not immediately seen or felt.” Nelson predicts fallout for organizations holding to man/woman marriage.

He says Kentuckians can expect accreditation of orthodox Christian and Jewish schools to eventually be revoked, federal student loans at religious schools will end, faith-based adoption agencies like Sunrise Children’s Services will be forced out of business and Christian business owners, particularly those who cater to the wedding industry, will be sued for discrimination.

“If the Court can radically alter a definition embraced by society for millenia, it will insist that other institutions align themselves with the new dictate immediately,” Nelson said.

Nelson says that now is not time for panic or to retreat from the marriage issue. Rather, he encourages people of goodwill to overcome the judicial fiat to redefine the truth of marriage by boldly rejecting relativism and embodying and modeling truth in everyday life.

Richard Nelson, Commonwealth Policy Center 11 Comments [7/8/2015 3:28:33 AM]
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Submitted By: documentingtehcrazy
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Quote# 50953

[Commenting on Apple Computer]

Think about their logo. It glorifies sin entering into the world (IMHO).

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [11/1/2008 1:55:36 AM]
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Submitted By: harpwn
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Quote# 133632

Halloween is upon us once again and GrrrGraphics.com is flaunting the haunting! Our annual cartoon offers a potpourri of twits and treats. It features creepy characters such as a McCain-o-Lantern and Obama as a happy undertaker. He enjoys dancing on a grave of deeply buried virtues. Obama’s evil jig of socialism could summon the spirit of Karl Marx himself.

Hillary is cackling, bats are battering, and the ghouls are ghouling. Elizabeth Warren violates SJW sensibilities by dressing up as an Indian. “Poca-haunt-us” has a lot of nerve! She’s attracted the lascivious attention of Bill “Bare Bones” Clinton.

And what would Halloween be without Frankenstein? Yes, the monster is here in all his and her glory. Frankenstein would make a great name for a presidential bid! And the trans-gender angle would appeal to the confused Democrats who have trouble differentiating the little boys room from the little girls.

Nancy Pelosi forgot to put in her brain. Robert Mueller continues to slither about in and bites Manafort with an indictment for FARA violations from 2006-2015 while the real shoeless criminal goes free.

George Soros is a spider who uses his money to weave a dark web of globalism. It’s not all about politics, either. We also feature that debonair ladies’ man himself: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein as the Wolf Man.

Last, and least…Frederica Wilson comes as herself. An “empty barrel” of Halloween fun.

Happy Halloween from the Garrison family!

Ben Garrison, Grrr Graphics 17 Comments [10/31/2017 12:18:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus
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