Quote# 113436

Thus, when a woman with bobbed hair and a rebellious heart comes to pray, angels who are near and see her head and see her heart are tempted to sin; are tempted to commit the sin which such women commit, the sin of rebellion against authority. Because of the angels, every woman should wear long hair and be careful that she does not have a rebellious heart lest she should be a curse to the angels God has sent to be our ministers and guardians.

david j stewart, jesus is savior 28 Comments [10/7/2015 5:52:52 PM]
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Quote# 5308

There are dynamics at play here. Everyone plays a part. If you get the picture from one side, you are getting a very distorted view. The family is a system and each member adds to and is affected by what other members do. You can play the blame [the abuser] game if you like. It just isn't entirely accurate in many of the situations out there.

Eladar, BaptistBoard 1 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 105483

“Science” also said living fossils shouldn’t exist, yet they do you fact-ignoring ape.Could anyone make a dumber claim, how about “Science proves religion doesn’t work”? “Science” says, so say atheists and anti-Bible morons, that the Bible is wrong, and yet those claims are repeatedly proven wrong. Science supposedly said the Shroud of Turin was a fake, and yet science also said afterwards that that claim was unscientific. Science according to many atheists and cultists has made God and the Bible obsolete. How so? A better shovel doesn’t make God obsolete, and a better computer won’t defeat God’s will, how could they? Could science rather have proved God repeatedly, and many assume it’s not so and so don’t bother to look into such research? Science has been repeatedly used successfully to show that God does exist by putting his word to the test. And if God does exist, what matters most is what his will is, because if you anger him, and it’s true his will is send most people to Hell who do disobey him, I hope you wouldn’t want to end up being one of those he decides to get rid of.

Jonard (AKA Daniel Knight), Knight's Christian Commentaries and Worldwide News 26 Comments [12/26/2014 4:36:15 AM]
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Quote# 16812

[In response to a science article describing the atmospheric "haze" on Saturn's moon Titan as resembling the atmosphere theorized for the early Earth, possibly providing nourishment for early life forms.]

In a way, they are saying God did it. The haxe they are speaking of closely resembles the 'filament' that surrounded the Earth before the Great Flood.

birch84118, Yahoo! Message Boards 27 Comments [11/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 40715

If a person doesn't know his God-given purpose he is living an empty existence and has not experienced true life
If u don't know ur God-given purpose you are living an aimless life without direction because u don't why u are on the planet. Ur life will be extremely empty if all you are living for is urself. They say if you aim nowhere you are guaranteed to get there, i.e. nowhere. If anyone believes in Evolution their life has no purpose because according to it "we are all simply one big cosmic accident

Chris, iThink 33 Comments [6/10/2008 9:35:36 PM]
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Quote# 63742

And why is there retrograde motion in the universe, including throughout our solar system, in light of the Law of Conservation of Angular Momentum and the evoutionist story about how our solar system “evolved”?

Westbrook, Free Republic 39 Comments [7/7/2009 8:18:59 PM]
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Quote# 7380

No destiny I am not joking or doing this for shock value.

SabreWolfSS, 123 Christian Forums 4 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21416

Well considering the fact that I am a writer and have been told many, many times how articulate I am, even on FSTDT, then if I write in a hurry, and don't use correct grammar, then because I'm not God, then I am prone to mistakes, just as you are. But since you seem to focus on grammatical errors, then i can just as easily go through the posts and point out yours.

But since I have no interest in playing one-upmanship games, I don't stoop to the level that atheists do. But I could, any time I wanted to.

Carico, CARM 56 Comments [3/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10062

[On why it's not murder to destroy embryos during in-vitro fertilization.]

There is a huge difference between an uncontrollable and inevitable death of some embryos in order to create a baby that the parents want, and aborting an "embryo" (fetus, baby, etc) just because the parents don't feel like taking care of him/her. The first is done out of the parents' love and need for a child, the second out of selfishness and self-centeredness because Heaven forbid that child interfere with their lives! *sarcasm*

JoJo!, Myspace 23 Comments [3/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 125682


Dear Lefou,

Before you start thinking you’re gay and acting out with behaviors you’re not familiar with, hear me out. I think there is more to you than your sexuality, and there is more going on in your life related to your newly discovered feelings toward Gaston. Instead of accepting the false identity of a gay man, you should consider the following:

Many people will be claiming that you’re gay, because you have an attraction to a guy that you just can’t place. You find him extremely attractive, and you’re not sure why. You hear from people that you must be gay! And that seems like the easy answer. You’ve seen movies with gay people in them and feel like you can relate to them. You’ve seen how your peers at Disney romanticize same- sex relationships as being healthy and normal; and it brings you peace thinking that could be you. Now that you’ve got this feeling you can’t hide, that deep down desire that is directed toward Gaston, you probably think that must mean you are gay, huh? Before you hasten to choose a gay identity, consider that there are negative factors that could be influencing your identity and behavior, if not subconsciously, then overtly. You may recall things as I mention them, or you may have to pray to recall repressed memories.


What if certain things from your past have caused you to have these unusual feelings? Many people who have been where you are, took on the gay identity, only to find themselves coming to a different identity that isn’t gay. Me for example. This is because they have identified experiences from their past that led them to nurture a mistaken identity.

What are these experiences? They include unrealized masculine qualities you wish you had and covet in other men (Gaston for example), feelings of rejection from women (so I’ve heard Claudette, Laurette and Paulette have been hard on you), lack of healthy masculine relationships with other men, and a really dark subject, abuse. Let’s review these one at a time:


Let me tell you about what happened to me here. I grew up very smart like you, energetic, fun to have around. Also like you, I was not really athletic and the girls ridiculed me constantly. I also found myself wishing I was the alpha male, daydreaming of being one of those big guys who got the attention of the girls and was awesome in all sports. (I suppose for you it’s hunting and fishing?) Something in me changed over time because of the coveting and the lust of their masculinity, including their bodies. I started to see them as attractive, not platonicly speaking, but with a desire to possess. With many of my peers jeering at my lack of masculinity, and calling me gay and queer because of it, I wondered if that was the explanation as to why I had those feelings. Perhaps those feelings were sexual? And if they were sexual toward the same sex, I must be gay?

You see LeFou, you have been bullied for a long time by Gaston. That guy has a huge ego, and he uses people like you to feel important and strong. It’s seems he is demonstrating dysfunctional behaviors in relationships with both men and women and needs help. He has been teasing you and demonstrating his masculinity to taunt you for his benefit. You recognize his strength and are intimidated by it, yet somewhat curious and attracted to it. What could be happening is the masculine qualities you think you don’t or can’t have that he possesses is causing feelings of desire. He seems to be using that to his benefit. It seems you’re stuck in a victimzier/victim relationship.


I went the majority of my life without a healthy masculine relationship. My father, God bless him, was very busy man working to take care of our family, but unavailable for those father/son bonding experiences that you see in old shows like My Three Sons or Leave it to Beaver. The male peers with whom I hung out frequently made me the brunt of the jokes because I was a pushover. Always wanting to please others, wanting people to like me because I was so alone– wait, isn’t that your story? Yeah, we’re a lot alike.

It wasn’t until later in life that I met a male friend who eventually became a spiritual brother to me. My friend demonstrated masculinity in a way that didn’t intimidate or show condescension towards me. He wanted to help me find my masculinity. He came alongside me and encouraged my growth instead of holding his masculinity above me like a carrot to get me to do things.

Gaston is using you, and you are allowing it because you are getting male attention, albeit all negative . It is true he is a handsome and strong man, a seemingly very capable individual. But he dangles it over you to get a response for his ego, to get you to serve him, to oogle over him. Like I said, his ego is so big he uses women and men and wants them to swoon over him.

But you know what? There are better guys out there who will be your brother. Some other guys will come along and befriend you. These new friends will be your equal and your guide you in obtaining the masculine qualities you want. They can help you get comfortable in your own skin. Ask and I bet they can help you in prayer as you seek counseling from therapists. And then you’ll learn the strong men in your life are your peers, not your lovers.


Here is another area I have some experience in. Not the good kind, the bad kind. I see how the ladies treat you with disdain. They look at you and wince. In middle school I was setup by three mean girls. They invited me to ‘the dance’ with a plan to destroy me. When I arrived at my date’s house, they literally cornered me in the den and emotionally berated and emasculated me. I ran home for support, but instead, I was rejected by my step mother and told to go to my room.

I was crushed. It was not until years later that I learned I had believed those girls when they said I was gay, that I was ugly and stupid, and that no girl (or woman) would ever want to be with me. This experience dramatically changed the way I related to women and ultimately how I related to men. Not trusting women with my feelings, that left me with men. Now that I’ve recovered from that trauma, I am able to trust a woman with my feelings.


If you read the news, you’ll see there sure are a lot of stories around questioning identity and sexual brokenness lately. People are discovering their ‘true’ selves after being abused. George Takei was sexually molested as a 13 year old child by a male adult at a summer camp before he took on a gay identity. Ellen Degeneres was sexually assaulted by her step father over and over. Milo Yiannopoulos was sexually abused as a 13 year old by a man and later again by another man. Tragically, when children are exposed to sexual abuse, they can get very confused, hide the abuse from their parents, or worse not be believed by their parents, and then bury the pain and later act out in unhealthy ways by making poor choices and end up taking on identities they wouldn’t have ever had if they had not been abused.

Have you been abused? You don’t need to tell me. I ask just to give you something consider if you need healing in that area of your life.


If any of these areas ring true to your heart, and you believe there may be any sort of brokenness; I would encourage you to seek professional therapy and support. It seems the longer you go, the farther you’ll repress that pain until it becomes part of your identity.
What do I mean by that? Well, for many people there comes a point when you just give up and ‘admit’ you’re are gay because you can’t address the pain of the causes of your brokenness or explain or deal with the confusing or unwanted same sex attraction. The ‘coming out’ experience seems inevitable when compared to the huge wall of pain. Giving in feels like a relief because sometimes it’s easier to accept the identity of a gay person than to address the pain of brokenness. I’m not saying this is your struggle or your solution, just hoping to enlighten you that this could be an issue for you and if so there is hope for wholeness. It was certainly a struggle for me, and I prayed and God lead me to healing my brokenness and restoration of my true identity. Write me back and we can talk more about that.


Your Not Gay Friend

Daren Mehl, Daren Mehl Blog 17 Comments [3/24/2017 12:15:24 PM]
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Quote# 22562

The "educated american" is one of the greatest enemies of the Truth!!! I believe in revelation, not education which is but speculation!!! Why can't you see, "you don't know anything as you ought to know"!!! Your so-called "learning centers", are but a breeding ground for delusion and deception!!! The "father of all lies" is the 'head' of them all!!! When you realize that Truth is not temporal, that The Truth Is Eternal, then you will cease your quest for the "foolishness that is the wisdom(knowledge) of this world"!!!

Anonymous, Athens 38 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 108986

[Ireland today is very hospitable]

Unfortunately, not to human persons. The understanding of the human person in Ireland is clearly lost to relativism. Ireland is hospitable to Leninism and most likely a form of Trotskyism from there. The human person has one sexuality that is related to the complementarity of the two kinds. The worldly concerns of the political decline is less relevant than the lack of understanding of who we are.
We are from God and destined to return to Him. He humbled Himself and became a man, Jesus Christ, through a woman, Mary, The Queen of Heaven. Marriage is defined by the relationship of Jesus to His Church, and it involves unfathomable love expressed in His Passion and Death on the Cross.
I pray that Ireland can come to recognize who the human person is, again, and throw off the lies and deception that blinds the majority. Join Him in His Ressuraectino and take on the blessing He pours forth in the New Covenant through Pentecost.

mkoopman, catholic answer forums 50 Comments [5/28/2015 3:22:55 AM]
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Quote# 44564

If I had a anything to blow I would !!! We know this will not cause the Lord to come but I think He might like it!!

Heartstorm, Rapture Ready 107 Comments [8/8/2008 7:52:58 PM]
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Quote# 20926

Question: How much faith would it take to believe that a puddle of primordial soup eventually grew into living organisms, which adventually evolved into male and female human beings?(The myth & faith of evolutionists) To believe that a puddle of primordial soup would become living cells and organisms would require a leap of faith in the first place, but then for these simple organisms to evolve into complex cells and organisms would require another giant leap of faith, but then to believe these complex organisms divided themselves into male & female organisms, which is required to produce new life would require gigantic leaps of faith, which is what evolution really is based on by many atheistic Scientists who don’t want to be accountable to a Creator, whether there’s a Creator or not. Evolution has failed to explain how life is made up of male and female species, which requires both to reproduce, which makes life impossible to spring forth from primordial soup as evolutionists believe with their gigantic leap of faith in the religion of evolution.

Jesus Admirer, bibleforums.org 23 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 123688

The Anglo-Saxons founded the Anglo-Saxon Empire, but the Rothschilds control the Empire. The Jews is the king. The Anglo-Saxons are slaves.

The Anglo-Saxons founded the Anglo-Saxon Empire, but the Rothschilds control the Empire. The Jews is the king. The Anglo-Saxons are slaves. And, the Rothschilds is simply a tool for Lord Jesus Christ to slaughter the ungodly people on the earth, the Rothschilds’ depopulation scheme achieved and done at WW3, World War 3, mainly China and USA engaging at all-out nuke war fought by thousands of nukes, wiping out one-fourths of the world population by war, famine, plagues and wild animals.

And, at the end of the End Times, the 7-year Tribulation, Lord Jesus is going to kill the head of the Rothschilds, the Antichrist, and cast down him into the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity.

So, my conclusion, who is the most horrifying One? The One Who can kill the Antichrist. Lord Jesus Christ is God, Creator, Emperor, and Judge.

Since that day, there was one day, Lord Jesus Christ transmitted His message into my mind, telling me to go googling for “Rothschild”, and then I did. You know what? Since that very day, my whole world shattered and my whole world has been shattering even more deeply and deeply. The Antichrist is so truly existing on the planet earth, and the Book of Revelation is not a fairy tale that I once thought when I was a high school kid in California. And, Mr. Rothschild simply names me a very cute little nickname, but I really don’t like it, my new nickname, Peter the Screaming and Horrified and Hair-Raising with Dark, Spider-Web Wrinkles Covering Around Panda’s Eyes. I have been horrified since then and I don’t sleep well. It is all because of Mr. Rothschild.

My eyes turn panda’s eyes, dark and ugly, for I don’t sleep well sometimes.

Mr. Rothschild, that most evil bad big wolf, simply shatters my whole world. All shattered. The only thing I have now is my Lord Jesus Christ, my Father and Emperor, who can rescue me out of Mr. Rothschild’s evil and dirty hand.

usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth. 5 Comments [1/17/2017 12:39:30 AM]
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Quote# 82928

You're a Start Trek fan, right? You grew up with all those aliens running around with weird heads and funny looking gills on the sides of there butt cheeks, so you're really, really sure life exists elsewhere. Then you belittle a book like the Bible because it rains on your Klingon parade, even though there's tons of evidence to support it's claims. Try to think critically, instead of relying on your feel good emotions. There is no scientific evidence for what you want to believe. Until there is, science doesn't support your wishes...no matter how many Trek conventions you go to.

Spock, space.com 97 Comments [7/29/2011 5:11:36 AM]
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Quote# 39013

[But Darwin himself said that his theories applied to that, they were the original *basis* for his theories. How can you honestly say that it isn't evolution? His original claims were that God would never be so wasteful as to create thousands of minor variations of a species, so there must be a natural mechanism that causes it. That mechanism, the combination of mutation and natural selection, is what went on to be called evolution. Calling it adaptation so that you can side step the evidence for evolution is just ludicrous.]

God, wasteful for creating all the "minor" varieties ?
It would be wasteful if not retarded of god to use "Evolution" to create humans.

johnmuise, deviantART 26 Comments [5/9/2008 8:51:55 AM]
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Quote# 55359

Tolerance is the furthest these schools promote. You get teachers and principals alike rattling out students whom openly state they don't condone homosexuality. What really occurs is the homosexual community silencing any whom oppose it. You say homosexuality is a sin or shameful and you're labeled bigoted and hateful.

Oroci_Iori, CARM 33 Comments [1/3/2009 6:05:22 PM]
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Quote# 112880

Since homosexuality is against the sacrament of marriage, which is the building block of society, then it is against the common good, and the very Faith of our civilization, and thus is an enemy to the Christian people and should be treated as sedition. Let the heretics who believe in such license read where St. Paul refers to these sodomites as “deserving of death,” and also those who “approve of those who practice them” (Romans 1:32), and let them dare say that homosexuality should be allowed in a Christian society ... A small step is a great fall, and a little leaven spoils the whole batch; if we allow such wickedness to be done in incriminates [sic], then they will soon be done in great numbers. Crush the eggs of the baby serpents before they hatch. The sodomite, the atheist, the fanatic feminist, the Muslim — all such must be deemed as criminals and enemies to civilization, for they war against the Faith, promote death and hate life.

They should be told to leave their wicked ways under coercion, and if that does not work, then death and strong suppression is the only solution. We cannot allow someone the freedom to do evil, for this will only increase the presence of darkness in the society, and it will become an internal enemy ... Let the governments take up the Holy Cross, and destroy the works of the devil. (1 John 3:8) Let it destroy the advancers of antichrist, and utterly annihilate the acolytes of the evil doctrines of Sodom. Christus vincit!

Ted Shoebat, Right Wing Watch 20 Comments [9/17/2015 2:15:10 PM]
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Quote# 5681

This topic comes up over and over and over... Would it be possible to start a new forum; and name it accordingly? Something like 'God Haters R Us' or 'We Are All Going To Hell'? Maybe one of you elite could get IH [the administrator] to hook that up for ya!

Me LuV U LonG TimE, Someplace Somewhere 4 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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