Quote# 91723

[In response to a comment about sending liberals to Guantanamo]

That's fine with me - Guantanamo I mean! The Liberal, Progressive Socialists are indeed terrorists as far as I am concerned. They should be able to relate well to the jihadists already there. Perhaps they will convert and no longer be infidels like many or most of us.

jDean, The Spectator 25 Comments [12/27/2012 1:56:33 PM]
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Quote# 44585

if you allow gay marriage, what is the justification for not letting two sisters marry?

mr p, Why do conservatives(sp) always have this response to allowing gay marriage? 50 Comments [8/10/2008 2:44:38 PM]
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Quote# 50647

(In response to a post about protesting a Hindu Rally in Trafalgar Square...)

fred the bus driver said...

Hey Garv,

It is good that you are protesting against this Hindu rally.

Some of us at church are thinking of getting a bus together and going up to protest at a certain Chicago university. Apparently this university is distributing FREE COPIES OF DARWIN to students and indoctrinating their vulnerable young minds through lectures espousing the ideas of evolution. Read more here:


I know that you have an interest in education, so perhaps you would consider writing to the President of this university to protest against this breach of academic freedom.

God bless,

fred the bus driver, The Garvanian 41 Comments [10/29/2008 4:29:01 PM]
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Quote# 132132

Perhaps it's not clear, but I am saying the non-pedophilic sexual interest in prepubescents is poorly covered here and sitewide. I am not talking about sexual abuse or other acts. I am talking about a larger phenomenon and a term for part of that phenomenon (preferential interest/orientation). This is a big problem, because a lot of people are reading this article, and I believe many are not getting correct information because of how this is covered.

Some older teen or adult who gets tingly thinking about prepubescent children or in response to actual children or media depicting children is not necessarily a pedophile and is not necessarily classifiable as mentally ill. That's not clear at all from this article. We need to make all that very clear for lay readers. The question about history is also important, as historical aspects of this phenomenon have been systematically censored here.

For instance, one significant historical view is that pedophilia is an extreme version of normal masculine sexuality. The question about history got me thinking maybe it's time to revisit this and try to rectify the problem.

Jokestress, Wikipedia 8 Comments [9/26/2017 10:47:42 AM]
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Quote# 106267

[On the "marriage crisis":]

I think increase and or create a high tax for those who are single,especially males.Next thing to do is for the government to stimulate marriages by giving the new couples a free apartment, or something like that like for example a free 20 percent down payment,stimulate each other more when we see single man and woman around us try to make them meet and see if they can commit for marriage,and oh yeh government should stop helping pregnant woman that are not married,so they will think it would be good to be married and than have babies....

Sara, Aish.com 31 Comments [2/9/2015 3:57:48 AM]
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Quote# 54040

Thread: Like arguing in Evolution debates?

i don't enjoy it because it's so full of straw man arguments.

The fact is, evolution requres an increase in genetic information. There is no example in existance of genetic information EVER increasing.

End of all arguments.

You might as well argue with someone over why they say the sky is green. i don't care how many arguments they put up, it's a waste of precious time when all of science disproves it.

Valerie, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [12/11/2008 11:05:38 PM]
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Quote# 119537

Yes, this was said of Israel. But consider-- If God would judge Israel for 2500 years for forgetting Him, what would He do to Gentile nations which have rejected His Light which came, "out of due time?" I believe God intends to wipe the Western nations off the map. The only lands which will be present in the Messianic Kingdom, anything like they are now, will be the nations of Africa and the Middle East. Some of the "Islands of the sea," who have not entirely lost their first love, may also be left in tact.

Even today, Africa has more true Christian zeal than the United States. You will look long and hard to find Africans rolling on the floor like greasy pigs and dogs in "holy laughter." You will be very lonely in Malawi and Zambia if you try to preach, as Bill Clinton's pastor does, that Jesus was a drag queen. Even the Muslim Sheiks will spit in your face. You will not find the atheism on the streets of Nairobi, Cairo, and Lagos that you find in any city of America, in Germany, and the United Kingdom.

So, here at Balaam's Ass Speaks, we agree with God. We look forward with delight to the soon destruction of the nations who have known God and rejected Him-- especially the United States of America, Europe, and the United Kingdom. We have no interest in saving these nations as nations. We rejoice in the soon annihilation of the Royal families of Europe who have turned to Freemasonry, Druid Witchcraft, and nihilism. We only hope to save some souls in the USA, Europe, and the Aryan race before they are all turned into hell in a hand basket.

Steve Van Nattan, Blessed Quietness Journal 19 Comments [6/7/2016 2:40:54 AM]
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Why you shouldn't be quick to call Poe

A followup to quote #123059

Quote# 123064

[Article Title: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Police]

Beezow explained that his first name represents “the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.” Doo-doo “is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos,” and Zopittybop-bop-bop “is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death.”

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop appears to run a Facebook page that is full of images of himself and contains numerous anti-gay rants. [...] He’s now facing charges of malicious harassment and malicious mischief as well as 1st- and 3rd-degree assault in connection with the most recent arrest.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, Huffington Post 17 Comments [12/16/2016 3:24:33 PM]
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Quote# 141163

I used to live in Chicago. There was a openly homosexual man renting next door to us. Now, I never judged him, always said "hello," and I didn't mistreat him in any way; BUT, I wouldn't go anywhere with him, nor would I let my children play with his children, etc. Why? Because he is living for the Devil. He is violating God's laws against the vile sin of homosexuality. I did not condemn him. Many people today would accuse me of being "homophobic," or a discriminatory person. You're absolutely right I am discriminatory! The definition of "discrimination" is: Unfair treatment of a person or group on the basis of prejudice. If I am being unfair to homosexuals by preventing my children from playing with their children, then brother I'm discriminatory! But you say, you should let your children make their own decisions. No, Proverb 29:15 states, "...a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame." We read in Proverb 22:6, "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it." Only a careless moron for a parent would allow their children to be influence be degenerate sodomites, fornicators, adulterers, and God-haters. We are responsible to God to educate our children of the evils of homosexuality, and it's destructiveness of society. It's common sense folks, every child needs a mother and a father.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 7 Comments [11/11/2018 10:22:11 PM]
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Quote# 107666

Congrats to the gays that matter, white men with disposable income. You leapfrogged over women, POC especially black people.

a2nite, Daily Kos 27 Comments [4/7/2015 3:05:34 AM]
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Quote# 110370

Whenever gay parades happen, those are good days to keep the family far away. I agree that those choosing homosexuality in all its forms have signed on to the anti- God and Christ kingdoms. They are so hateful, intolerant and vindictive of everything wholesome. I do not take joy in their condemnation, but trust God's final judgment. Parades he will allow in heaven will be gloriously free of this evil influence.

SoundMind, Christian News Network 20 Comments [7/2/2015 2:51:49 AM]
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Quote# 111791

(after being told, "you're incredibly patronizing, I hope you know that.")

That's an objective moral claim that a materialist cannot make without stealing from God. I'm quite sure there are plenty of animals in the kingdom who are equally or more so patronizing (lots of rape going on there - that is plenty patronizing!) and most a-theists (the dash is to remind a-theists that they share a burden of proof) believe that we are nothing more than animals. So, you are welcome to call me "patronizing," and you are arguably correct; nevertheless, you have to leave Darwinism behind and steal from God to ground that, so the least you could do is to thank Him for it. Go ahead: thank the God you deny for allowing you to steal from Him. :-)

"I'm positive a country has never communally considered something moral or immoral that outsiders would disagree with, except perhaps when it comes to warring with other nations."

That is the most ridiculous statement I have ever read in my life! You ignore all of world history: Hitler, Mao, Stalin, the mass slaughters throughout world history. And, again, you cannot talk about "moral" or "immoral" in any sort of objective sense without stealing from God. One man's morality is another man's immorality - you should know that by now. You are an a-theist: "morality" is nothing more than a preference in your worldview, like eating vanilla ice cream versus chocolate.

WorldGoneCrazy, Christian News Network 22 Comments [8/15/2015 8:10:24 AM]
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Quote# 118043

The reason women shouldn’t vote in a representative democracy is they are significantly inclined to vote for whomever they would rather f***. Hence the studies about height and hair being relevant to US presidential politics. That’s why women’s suffrage was pushed by the Communists and why it is the first plank of the Fascist Manifesto.

In a representative system, yes, only certain types of males should vote. And before you leap to any silly conclusions, please keep in mind that I have lived most of my life in political systems where I am not allowed to vote. Voting does not equal maximizing freedom and liberty.

Vox Day, John Brown 40 Comments [5/11/2016 3:34:56 AM]
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Quote# 112539

These researchers have observed super massive black holes. This is impassible. Such theoretical objects do not exist in this physical reality. Only in the mind of some professional speculators.
Mathematical apparatus of theory of General relativity operate on the space as geometric object and do not consider the cosmic vacuum which fill the space and is real physical environment with certain properties and limitations. It is a transmission medium that allows movement and controls the behavior of elementary particles and carries electromagnetic waves. In the visible universe there is no such thing like empty space. This is the main reason why GR have noting to do with reality where exist absolutes.

viko_mx, PHYS.org 22 Comments [9/5/2015 5:26:48 AM]
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Quote# 134646

Hey weev! For now I have two questions.

1. Are there moments where you think that most of the Western hemisphere's ills are a reflection of what the Krauts would call the "Zeitgeist" rather than the result of one single nefarious plot?

No, this has all been inflicted upon us by scheming hooknoses.


To put it differently: How likely, without a total disintegration of the current society, do you think things would go back to 'the good old days' on their own if Jews were removed from all influential positions of power? Or are people in current year +2 willing to continue with the current course of society without outside "motivation" since they're too comfortable with or apathetic towards the current state of affairs?

To put this in perspective, Denmark did a bunch of ad campaigns in 2015 encouraging women to have children and it caused a baby boom, and that's a much weightier and more consequential decision than so much of the undesirable behavior that I would like to see ended. Give me control of a nation for a year and you'll have a bunch of healthy families and redeeming social standards at the end of it. Would they do it entirely of their own volition with no guidance? No, there needs to be a proper government to tell them what to do.

[Question on who his favorite Roman emperor, below is a followup]

And what would you do if on the first date the woman answers the question with Constantine the Great?

The answer to this question should be obvious: never will I take the thoughts of any woman into account for any course of action. I suppose it is slightly commendable as far as women go that she knows a little bit about Rome, but this is not really a great answer. Regardless, as a woman, she deserves rape.

weev, Kiwi Farms 12 Comments [11/28/2017 11:24:48 PM]
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Quote# 9742

[A fundie's example of a "scientific fact" in the bible]

Here's something else that's pretty cool when you ponder it.

Science now knows that stars emit radio waves, which are received on earth as a high pitched sound.

Job 38:7 When the morning stars sang together, And all the sons of God shouted for joy

ProjectPeter, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 93987

I don't think there is a comparison with other religious figures. You can visit the grave of Muhammed & Buddha & see the place where their bodies are resting. You can visit the Sepulchre site but Jesus' body isn't there. His body is gone.

Carmella Prochaska , Christian Forums 146 Comments [4/26/2013 3:43:11 AM]
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Quote# 102285

After the Malaysian Airline was shot down over Ukraine, Britain’sleftwing Guardian put out a list of airliners shot down by dastardly villains of the world. In keeping with its anti-European, pro-Colored Revolutionary past, the Guardian did not include the shooting down of deliberately targeted Western airlines such as in the 1978 and 1979 Viscount shootdowns in Rhodesia.

Nor did it include a number of other incidents involving non-Western and Communist attacks in recent history. Instead it focused on various European military accidental shootings. Hoping to mold the world’s media, The Guardian is apparently hell bent on restarting the Cold War with a European nationalist Russia by focusing on the imminent threat and horror of white guys with missiles.

The same holds true for other media outlets such as CNN. These articles ignored the purposeful and premeditated murders of civilians in the Viscount Air Rhodesian massacre. To the staff at propaganda organs such as the aforementioned, some lives especially, if they are white, and most especially if they were victims of those who were not, just don’t seem to count.

With the Viscount Shootings when black guys with missiles deliberately targeted white civilians, the world was silent. In fact so silent the Dean of the Cathedral of St. Mary and All Saints of then white Salisbury, Rhodesia made one of the most important speeches against western appeasement in history

In his sermon the good Dean castigated Western leaders’ appeasement and silence and warned their complicity would merely expand such acts. Sadly, our leaders are as complicit in their appeasement and silence as ever, except when it comes to white guys with missiles. And remember dear readers, what happened to Rhodesia and South Africa is being done here to the United States as we speak.

VDARE reader, VDARE 19 Comments [7/26/2014 3:36:37 AM]
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Quote# 46102

Atheists: Why do you fail to see intelligent design?
I just don't understand how atheists don't see intelligent design..How earth is well suited to allow life, how well the human body works,Atheists will always say: well whats the difference between believing in Santa Claus, Zeus, the FlyingSpaghettii monster, etc....You KNOW that these are made up, after the Bible was even written!
Atheists also say: Why is there so much war, diseases, etc.... In the world? That is because we are engulfed in sin. . I'm not trying to force my beliefs on anyone, Im just want your opinion.

Another question: Where did we come from? There was just like a sea of water or something and out of nowhere, a unicellular organism spontaneously came out of nowhere? Explain this abiogenesis

Healed amputee:(documented)


Kalen, Yahoo Answers 40 Comments [8/29/2008 4:01:44 PM]
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Quote# 106775

"I didn't choose to be gay the same way you didn't choose to be straight." Jacob Cain

This argument is often used by homosexuals to try and justify their lifestyle. It says that they had no choice in the matter.

However, the "straight and gay" comparison is not a legitimate comparison. The correct (and biblical) comparison is "I didn't choose to be gay the same was you didn't choose to be an adulterer."

The Scriptures warn that adulterers, homosexuals, and fornicators will not inherit the kingdom of God. Adultery, homosexuality, and fornication are sins in God's eyes (see 1 Corinthians 6:9-10).

Being "straight" is not.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's Facebook page 35 Comments [3/3/2015 3:17:16 PM]
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