Quote# 121732

(i changed my url to ashkenazis 2 days ago since then i have gotten 5 violent rape threats and in my 3 years on tumblr i have gotten countless anons saying they want to burn me alive for being jewish)

Hey dumb ass have you did research about the core meaning behind your url change? Which family and dynasty it was. Go look up the Rothschild family. They were the one who funded Hitler on the holocaust. You’re about as un intelligent as they come. Go read a book please

burymeinsideyoursoul, Tumblr 4 Comments [9/22/2016 5:59:35 PM]
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Quote# 118369

[Regarding the anti-global warming film Climate Hustle]

Well, if obam-ME & the rest of the climate-does-change=-deniers have their way, anyone & everyone involved with the making, showing, & discussion of this movie will end up in prison for speaking the truth about gore-bull warming & going against the faux-settled science of obam-ME & his cronies.

exposerofmorons, Newsmax 7 Comments [4/21/2016 3:27:32 PM]
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Quote# 110782

["Disney's still selling subliminal *** to little girls"]

In Wreck-It Ralph specifically though, there's a scene where Vanellope takes Ralph into a dark and secret cave where they're all alone, where it's revealed her bedroom is

she hops on her bed all cutsey like and opens up to Ralph, at which point Ralph realizes she's a fellow outcast and a kindred spirit

After this tender moment, Ralph teaches Vanellope to "drive", while this song plays

[Link to Rihanna's "Shut Up and Drive"]

The lyrics, you'll notice, are using driving as an overt metaphor for ***, not even subtle about it

Kind of oogy having a big guy like Ralph with what is effectively a 9 year old girl, ain't it? Well that's why they keep it subliminal, you're not supposed to notice it. But it's not uncommon for girls to have thoughts about older men with big strong hands now is it? This is supposed to connect with them on that level. Disney's sly that way.

Apollo Starling, League of Legends 15 Comments [7/14/2015 3:50:41 AM]
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Quote# 114922

The “social justice” which Christianity Today praises was nothing less than a continued Communist conspiracy to destabilize America. This "social justice" has spawned feminism, homosexuality, gay-marriage, abortion, and a host of other evils in America. Freedom without moral restraint is no freedom at all and can only lead to certain bondage. The social justice which King propagated was not just a fight for equality amongst African Americans, but was largely a campaign to morally bankrupt America. Communism found a willing servant in Martin Luther King Jr. Today, America is largely Communist. Unbeknownst to most Americans, Karl Marx's 10 planks of the Communist Manifesto have been fulfilled already in America. For example, the 10th plank called for the creation of a public school system. The 5th plank called for a central bank. Communism's ultimate goal is the total destruction of America's sovereignty, economy, land ownership rights, Bill of Rights, U.S. Constitution, and Christianity.

“The New World Order is full of empty platitudes about 'peace,' 'tolerance' and 'human rights.' But in light of the NWO's murderous Communist (and Fascist) pedigree, these platitudes are no more convincing than if Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer uttered them.” —Henry Makow

In 1983, Hollywood moviestar and U.S. President Ronald Reagan (known to his queer pedophile friends in southern California as “Rainbow Ronnie”) signed a bill, making Martin Luther King Jr.'s. birthday a national holiday. That was a sad day in American history, because everything about King is a fraud, just like Reagan. It was Reagan who lifted the ban on astrology (witchcraft) in California. Reagan is also as much to blame for deindustrializing America (sending U.S. jobs to foreign countries) as anyone. Both Ron and Nancy Reagan were infatuated with demonic astrology. Reagan and Billy Graham were initiated into Freemasonry together (a satanic religious cult rooted in Kaballah). This should be an outrage to all Christians. The King Holiday act ought to be repealed!

Martin Luther King was a Red Communist!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 12 Comments [11/30/2015 3:33:40 AM]
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Quote# 107798

Human bodies were never meant to be washed.
in ancient times when people never washed, they lived hundreds and hundreds of years before they died of old age.
in all creation around us animals do not wear clothes because their skin was allowed to thicken as a natural insulation against the elements and prevented bacterial penetration.
in modern times humans get sicker and sicker because our skin has become too thin doe to constant washing especially with chemical degreasers.

now harmful bacteria enters our bodies extremely easily to cause sickness and early decay.
in the last few decades, in which washing has accelerated to several times a day, we have totally lost our insulation to heat and cold and require constant air conditioning in order to survive.
I have always gone against the trend and refused to conform.
I have never washed my skin for the last 35 years and my body is now covered with a squamous patina which prevent me from getting sick.
and the big pharma companies hate it

FATIMA, Give Me Gossip 19 Comments [4/12/2015 4:04:16 PM]
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Quote# 112912

Our Sun is a Stargate

[link to truedemocracyparty.net]

All suns are stargates. Well this is an interesting theory. An ancient Mayan artifact found in 2011 shows the sun being used by space crafts as a portal to enter our solar system. How did the Mayan people even dream of such a thing? Why would NASA censorship need to be involved with this story unless it contains some truths? Could the winged orb, planet X foretell of an incoming planet sized ship that just pops out of our sun?

Telcove, Give Me Gossip 12 Comments [9/18/2015 3:34:52 AM]
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Quote# 24863

Actually we are already in the 7-year tribulation period. Most people don't realize it though because the major events don't begin happening until half way through.

Anyone who thinks terrorism has anything to do with anything is either nuts or just plain stupid. You are actually more likely to get struck by lightning than you are to be hurt by a terrorist. In fact the whole bogus "war on terror" is actually what fulfills most of the wickedness in the last days - the Antichrist uses fear and people's irrationally ill-proportioned concern for safety and security in order to gain his absolute power. The 9/11 inside job (yes, the U.S. government staged the 9/11 attacks) was the first of these such events.

What will basically happen next is they will create a catestophic natural disaster. Yes, the technology exists to create man-made disasters that appear to be natural disasters - in fact the 2004 tsunami was created using an earthquake weapon located in Russia, and Hurricane Katrina was created by a weather-manipulation station called HAARP located in Alaska. Anyway, as the result of this catestrophic event, martial law will be declared in basically every industrialized country and dissidents will be forced into internment camps where they will be executed, and the rest of the population will be injected with RFID chips.

Then the Lord's wrath will come upon all those who live on the entire earth, those who accepted the RFID chip implant (the Mark of the Beast), and such great devastation will come upon the earth that will absolutely dwarf the 2004 tsunami. Then the Antichrist will gather his armies and go fight for Isreal (yes if you actually read the Bible the Antichrst is actually pro-Zionist / pro-Israel) and the battle of Armegeddon will be fought.

Jesus will come back in 2013 and intervene in this battle and gather his few elect righteous followers, 144,000 in total upon the whole earth (I'm actually surprised it's that high), and will take them to go reign during the Millenium. For those who don't know the Millenium actually does not occur on earth, however there will be peace on earth during that time and the few survivors left over from the tribulation will rebuild and live at peace for 1,000 years.

Let's see, did I miss anything? By the way, there is no "rapture" despite what the Luciferian apostate churches are propagandizing in popular culture. The doctrine of a pre-tribulation rapture is nowhere to be found anywhere in the Bible, yet the majority believe in it, which is actually one of the main contributing factors to why so many people who call themselves Christians will take the RFID chip (the Mark of the Beast), they figure since the rapture hasn't happened, it must not be the mark.

Well there you go! Repent, for the end is near!

SilentKoala, COS Forums 7 Comments [12/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24850

Sometimes I think either aliens or the covert atheists of America league go around doing that stuff.

mamacags, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [11/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 97311

The Chaotic Variations

We have a conductor in the White House and the media are his orchestra. Whatever the conductor does, whichever way he moves his hand, the horns move in that direction. The conductor sets the tempo by forming an invisible shape in the air with his hand. When the conductor cues for an accelerando, the music speeds up. The conductor is also in charge of dynamics. When the conductor raises his arms to gesture grandioso the amount of air blowing into the wind instruments per cubic inch of lung volume increases, and likewise, to soften the orchestra to pianissimo, the conductor again traces back down with his limbs to quiet the noise.

So let's turn to Syria.

Right now we have a very good orchestra. By 'very good' I mean one that minds their conductor like no other before it ever has. It was merely last month, September, when Mr. Red Line was bailed out of having to act by Russia's dictator. Oh, there were caveats, of course, John Kerry would *ahem, cough* follow up with the compliance process of eliminating WMD. Well? Here we are only a few weeks later and it's as if none of this ever happened. But this is the conductor at work. He does this with everything. Regarding Syria, its pianissimo. Shhhh. Cuing the media, the conductor looks at his loyal White House brigade of followers and takes his hands and lowers them. Obediently, they all follow suit, almost mechanically, lowering their worshipful heads like trained animals. They don't want to embarrass their conductor.

But then, he quickly removes the composition off his music stand, rips the pages off altogether as they go falling off to the side and throws a new piece up. His hands start moving wildly in the air again. Distraction. Movement. Crisis. Energy. Get the heads looking over here again, look at me, Obama. The government WILL DEFAULT! Panic. We need more debt piled onto more debt or else we'll artificially crash the system, as if asking for more debt isn't crashing the system already. But for that logic to emerge would be impossible because the trumpets are so loud you can't hear anything else from the orchestra. Cymbals are crashing, drums are roaring, Obama's hands are dramatically waving from the shoulder joint itself in huge looping arcs.

There's no such thing as follow through or accountability. Anything this president says -- red lines, budgets, spending, his own healthcare law -- it's all crashing down around him and he just keeps on repeating inane non-truths. But alas, that too is the role of a good conductor. Monotone, the repetition of a single note, over and over, even as it numbs the mind of most, it will certainly sooth the hearts of his most dedicated faithful, the true believers.

Again, Syria. Not as if I care for that particular piece of geographical real estate or the people who inhabit it. However, only a few weeks ago the president was making sure all the rest of us were aware, and did. If there's only one thing greater than this president's ideological agenda, it is his own personal pride and arrogance. Not wanting to be put into a position where his own tough-guy words would turn him out as a wimp (red line), he had to pretend to be internationally macho like the guy who needs his friends to physically pull him back from a fight while he shouts brave assertions. Don't worry -- your orchestra pit is always there, sir. All you have to do is wave your arms around. We all know your base has the attention span of a gnat.

And before I forget, there is another term worth mentioning: Klangfarbenmelodie, defined as the technique of altering the tone color of a single note or musical line by changing from one instrument to another in the middle of a note or line. Well played sir. If the lulling of the stringed instruments starts to put us to sleep, it's easy enough to crash your gong to wake us all up, as all egomaniac children are apt to do if they don't get their way.

Wyatt Junker, American Thinker 13 Comments [10/26/2013 5:09:47 AM]
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Quote# 24752

Were the hijackers really devout muslims, or someone posing as muslim>? Even more outrageous, is it possible that the captains Dahl and Homer thought they were participating in an anti-hijacking DRILL, therefore thought that the cabin intrusion was part of game, for which they were rewarded handsomely? Just a speculation, based on the fact that Pilot Homer had previously flown Dick Cheney, and Pilot Jason Dahl had reportedly just lavished a new car and a new piano on his family. (where did the money come from?)

jdolam, Loose Change 0 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 85190

I know this is going to sound harsh, sobeit. Obama is the most contemptible and loathsome person ever in the history of this nation to maintain a public position – and I am prepared to vigorously defend that statement. The Ku Klux Klan and Al Qaeda have done less to divide and harm America than Obama and here’s why.

Yesterday speaking at Osawatomie High School in Osawatomie, Kansas, Obama said that “limited government” and “rugged individualism doesn’t work and has never worked.” He said that America must “look to a more activist government that taxes more, spends more and regulates more if they want to preserve the middle class.”

Folks, that is without question the most unambiguous admonition for Communism ever made by a sitting president of the United States. It is one more demonstrative statement that Obama is a Communist whose primary goal is to turn America into a Communist nation. And, permit me to interject that Republicans, (and quite frankly Democrats too), who are standing by, silently allowing this Erebusic megalomaniac to spew his detestable and divisive rhetoric to the impressionable and malleable minds of children, who are being inculcated daily with similar messages that are being taught by teachers who share Obama’s Communist philosophy – is equivalent to openly supporting a terrorist attack on American soil.

Words fail to express the contempt I have for Obama as a human being. He is condemning the very thing that made America great. And specific to that point, America was great before there was an Obama. It should be a punishable offense to allow him to undermine that greatness.

America is in denial to believe that he is not a Communist, doing everything in his power to forcibly and insidiously transform the nation into same. It is misinformation for the media, political pundits, and writers of opinion to report his actions in any other way. He is a manifestation of evil that threatens America in a way the KKK and AL Qaeda could but hope to.

Mychal Massie, The Daily Rant 16 Comments [12/27/2011 3:58:10 AM]
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Quote# 62380

Thought I'd add my 2 cents here.

We all know that Star Trek was all about the new world order, even the badges on the uniforms.

Also Star Trek got us more used to the idea of space travel, aliens and life on other planets.

The Klingons interest me. In the original series of Star Trek, the Klingons look different to they do now. Don't you think they look a bit 'reptillian' now?.

Now think of the Klingon language.

Do you find it strange that a race of beings from a television show have had a language 'created' for them?. And that this language is being taught at colleges and universities.

What if the Klingon language is actually the Reptilian language!.:eek:

midwich cuckoo, David Icke Forums 37 Comments [5/17/2009 3:00:51 AM]
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Quote# 105139

What is an agenda? An “agenda” is something that didn't just happen, it was made to happen. Homosexuality didn't just happen in America. Our society didn't just decide one day that God created Adam and Steve, instead of Adam and Eve. Abortion didn't just happen because a women named “Jane Doe” wanted to murder her baby. Feminism didn't just happen, indoctrinating women to ruin their marriages, kill their babies, and pursue a career working as a man. These are evil Communist agendas that were MADE to happen.

What is Communism? In its simplest form, Communism is a vehicle created by Freemasons to achieve a New World Order. This was the same reason for the Nazi Movement, started by Karl Ritter. BOTH Communism and Nazism have the same goal—world domination and the enslavement of humanity. Since Satan failed to unite humanity against God at the tower of Babel in Genesis 11, he has desperately tried to unite men ever since segregated humanity (Genesis 11:6-8); by breaking down all barriers of race, language, culture, religion, and location. This is why we have open borders, the ecumenical religious movement, outsourcing jobs to foreign slave labor, hundreds of corrupt Bibles; it's all intended to destabilize society. One cannot possibly fathom the broadness of the attack against America.

Communism is the opposite of Capitalism. In Capitalism, a man keeps what he earns, in a free market society. In Communism, the government takes from the haves and gives to the have nots. Communism always ultimately fails, because when free market is suppressed, so is personal work ethic and individual ambition. Someone has to pay the bills.

But a more sinister purpose behind Communism is the moral decay and subversion of society through government supported immoral agendas, lewd and violent TV programming, welfare and section-8 housing for divorcees, banking and real estate fraud, the lies of evolution in public schools, the newsmedia brainwashing of society, et cetera; with the ultimate goal of destroying the family unit, thus enabling the take over of society by criminals. Their intent is to achieve a unified global government, all under the dictatorship of a global ruling elite group (The Council On Foreign Relations). Through the agendas of feminism, abortion, divorce, homosexuality, 501c3 tax-exempt charities, liberal religion, and many others, America is being completely devastated. God is an authoritative God; but He's not a thug Communist.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 10 Comments [12/9/2014 4:08:16 AM]
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Quote# 74244

[RE: Jerry Kane a "Soverign Citizen" who murdered a police officer in Arkansas]

You need to change your title. he didn't kill police they killed him and his son.

Too bad we can't get a straight story anymore there is obviously more to this but the huff simply spun it as anti government crazies attacked the almighty government and were promptly killed and society is safe once again...sigh

Just another patriot who got tired of submiting to forced slavery and decided to fight physically instead of with paper work. We'll probably be seeing a lot more of this in the near future.

hawkiye, Above Top Secret 16 Comments [7/6/2010 6:20:35 PM]
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Quote# 46308


I am wondering where will be the best place to move to if the socialist dictator Obama is elected?

Where will they still have capitalism?

Yuck I don't like Obama and his mindless sheep followers.

I could seriously see Obama trying to make himself into a dictator, he is the USA Hugo Chavez.

A revolutionary who promises change but will destroy free speech, and make criminals out of people who disagree with him.

He will steal all the money from people who earn it and give it to people who don't. The people who earn it will quit making money because what is the point anymore if Barack is just going to steal it?

Then the USA will truly descend into 3rd world country status.

Everyone will be the same, poor, with terrible healthcare, no medicine, murder will increase and the nation will collapse.

A lot of people will not go into their neighbors home and kill everyone and steal everything. However the same people who have selfishness and envy in their hearts will vote for Barack and Barack will make laws to steal for them.

Barack wants to bring everyone down to the level of his brother in Africa.

He is going to:

1) Put a global poverty tax on all Americans

2) Collect the money from USA citizens like you and me and send it to Africa and poor mulsim countries.

3) All USA citizens will have to live in mud huts like Barack's African relatives.

4) Barack will be satisfied because now the world is "fair" in his eyes.

Barack also supports the murder of children. If a little baby somehow survives being killed during an abortion and the umbilical cord has been severed, Barack does not want the baby to live.

Barack supports gassing or stabbing that little baby in the brains to complete the abortion.

Barack will not be satisfied until he has destroyed the great country built by our European ancestors. He wants to turn the USA into to Africa to be "fair".

Barack Obama has already stated he will make his own citizen police, special people (only black) drawn from his most loyal followers to act as secret police and kill and intimidate anyone who does not bow down to emperor Barck Hussein.

Barack was trained as a muslim in Indonesia, his official Indonesian documents state that he is a muslim. While training in these madrassas he learned to hate the USA and all people of European descent.

Barack's father was a muslim and had 3 wives at once. He was a polygamist. Baracks monther was one of his many simultaneous wives.

Barack has these third world values and ideas too. Barack is a secret mulsim too.

Barack used cocaine, marijuana and crack. Barack sold these drugs too. We don't know if he is still using crack even today.

Barack still smokes cigarrettes and has smoked tobacco his whole life. He is an addict and an unhealthy person.

Obama hates Israel and Jewish people.

Solarissa, WoW offtopic 32 Comments [9/2/2008 12:52:24 PM]
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Quote# 113972

Barry Roffman, Ark Code 7 Comments [10/29/2015 3:01:18 AM]
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Quote# 108383

Why should anyone be surprised at anything now…….Homeland Security Agencies are involved in criminally targeting citizens for crimes in Washington state. I had to hire a PI to trace license plates and a phone number. Some of the members in their organized crime operations targeting citizens are ex-military that have been embedded into Homeland Security Agencies. I’ve lost over $30,000 in property thefts, and vandalism to these special operations criminal military personnel and their “females”. They operate above the law and are IMMUNE FROM PROSECUTION FOR THEIR CRIMES. They even burglarized my safe deposit box in Colville, WA….. and Tortured my Pet Cat Jack….

These criminals who have targeted me are still at large in Ferry County and Washington State, free to target and rob other citizens and torture their pets.?

Crystal Starheart, The Common Sense Show 7 Comments [5/6/2015 3:13:46 AM]
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Quote# 116870

Scalia asphyxiated by muslim secret service agent

Calling card left - perfectly left sheets, pajamas, pillow over head and indication of muslim brotherhood. Cannot post source out of fear from my government but u will see it shortly. The JPs were called away for the weekend necessitating call to far away JP. Marshalls disuaded visit for confirm of death, giving cause over phone. This is Obama's horsehead in the bed to Trump, being done on the eve of repub debate - if we can get to Scalia we can get to you. Secret service protection means nothing. Expect Trump now to either double down, or let up on Obama and withdraw. If Trump continues on, it is all out war between TPTB and him. If so, hope he has his personal security overlooking the SS, as I'm sure he trusts them more. You would not believe what is being circulated here in the press, it would boggle ur mind. Sorry that I cannot post without fear from gov but it is the way it is. The US govt is the biggest most corrupt crime organization in the history of the world. Trump is ur only hope, assuming he somehow gets past the corruption alive.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [2/19/2016 3:49:36 AM]
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Quote# 104732

How LONG have the elite known about EBOLA? Pre-biblical?
I am beginning to think they have known about it for thousands of years.

Ebola appears like a worm under a microscope. Images of Ebola on tissue in the body appears like an attack by microscopic worms.

"Unlike the spiky sea urchin that is influenza, or the golf-ball shaped poliovirus, Ebola resembles noosed ropes under the electron microscopes used to capture viral images."

[link to www.scientificamerican.com]

Isaiah 66:24 And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.

Mark 9:48 Where "the worms that eat them do not die, and the fire is not quenched."

The black death had the same symptoms as Ebola, there have been many other plagues in past times.

Maybe the elite have long known the secrets of EBOLA and how to deploy it?

Lamplite, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [11/16/2014 5:41:28 AM]
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Quote# 101292

"Even if the number 6 million is wrong, who cares..."
Wow, your incredulity would make a psychic fraud blush. Who cares if I got 99 of my predictions wrong, I got 1 right! So what if the Anne Frank diary is fake? Do you see how absurd you sound? So, you could care less if all this misery created by Israel and the BILLIONS of tax dollars given to Israel by the USA are based upon a massive lie like the holocaust? You doubt jews get together and make up lies to get something they want? You don't know too many jews do you? They are tribal by their nature, just as most other cultures have been in history. The only difference is they keep their numbers small on purpose to keep them in check.

Jews often are caught red-handed doing "anti-jewish" activities such as joining a "neo nazi" group or spray painting swastikas on their dormitories or synagogues to create the illusion of being victims. The holocaust was almost a figment of imagination until the 1970's when a lone nazi group with Francis Collins running it, decided to march through Skokie, Illinois where "holocaust victims" lived. This created a national media frenzy on purpose. To get the entire country to start believing in the Holocaust bullshit. It was later discovered that his real name was Frank Cohen a JEW, who was also found out to be a pedophile.

David Cole, who in the 1990's was a star among the holocaust revisionists and is a jew, disappeared after his family and his life were threatened by the JDL. He disappeared and has just resurfaced because he got caught red-handed. Since his disappearance in the 1990's, he has been molding his life into a man named David Stein, a jew who ran a Republican Party group in California. Nobody knew who he was until just recently and he eventually admitted it. What is more amazing is he actually said he was making holocaust-endorsing documentaries since his time as a revisionist.

Another thing that pisses me off is if white celebrities used the word "white" where jews use the word "jewish" as far as their talent or history or family goes, they would be coined a racist and yet jews do it, they get away with it. Now, how do you explain that contradiction?

So, back to the point. Would jews make a huge story up? Their behavior and history says YES THEY WOULD.

Anonymous, Exposing the Holocaust™ Hoax Archive 16 Comments [6/2/2014 3:24:20 AM]
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