Quote# 141968

All I'm saying is... why don't we have pictures of the dead children or dead Adam Lanza? We have the pictures of the Columbine victims and shooters from and that happened in the 90s. We even have the videos of the shooters walking in the school.

Why don't we have pictures of the Sandy Hook people? Who knows. Why don't we have video footage? Because conveniently that day they were down for an update.

The only time you'll see dead children in the news in when the globalists want to push their agenda like the Syrian beach boy.

Colonel J, Kiwi Farms 5 Comments [1/13/2019 12:09:48 PM]
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Quote# 108291

Missing Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 and Maddie McCann to orbiting Space Shuttle/ISS: global searches for fake items related to Milestones in simulated reality

The global search show began with extraterrestrials.
"Incidents" (Roswell's alien & Co) and "sightings", under the banner of "not disclosed classified information", were staged to suggest that aliens are real.
But there was still no official edict commanding the human cattle to search for aliens.
The official global search for fake items started with a call to amateur astronomers.

Human cattle interaction: the call for official global searches
Yuri Gagarin's first orbit and Neil Armstrong's first step on the "moon" are two milestones in simulated reality.
But at that time the illuminati didn't yet send a segment of the human cattle, more precisely amateur astronomers, in global searches for fake items.

The same when the size of the fake item increased to "the first space station, Skylab".
The "search" was reserved for illuminati eyes only, and it was so "difficult" that it was successfull only three times, always by the same earth telescope at Maui.
None of these "successes" is archived at the NASA site.[1]

It wasn't until the global version of the Skylab, the International Space Station ISS, that the illuminati sent amateur astronomers searching for ISS and Space Shuttle in the skies.
To prove that it was possible a few NASA psy-ops uploaded to YouTube videos of what they "saw".[2]

Shortly after, 2007, the illuminati organized the first global hunt for a fake item, where special equipment was no longer required to participate.

Global searches for fake items: calling everyone: from missing girl Maddie McCann 2007 to missing Boeing 777 at the end of the show, 2014
Non-stop succession of jokes to keep the human cattle running in circles.
Remake of "Missing girl Maddie McCann spotted by everyone everywhere": mainly governments not individuals play spotters.
Astronaut "commander Chris Hadfield" playing David Bowie in space, the film "Gravity" dominating the very last Academy Awards with seven Oscars, missing Malaysia Airlines airliner: episodes to terminate the show.
"Coincidentally" one of the "missing plane" agendas is the "alien disclosure": have the human cattle OFFICIALLY searching for aliens as the final genocide starts.

March 15: solution of the "puzzle" becomes obvious with the latest "revelations"
Obama Bin Laden resurrects, most probably at Easter and at the Holy Land together with missing Boeing 777 of Malaysia Airlines:

[1] The original "photo": "Skylab was obtained using the Air Force Maui Optical station 1.6 meter telescope".
Survived only here:
"Skylab as viewed through an optical telescope, I believe from 1978? Not sure what year. I wish we would have used it more than three times."

[2] 06/13/2007 06:12 AM - Last Prophet exposes worldwide first the NASA operatives in the role of "successful amateur astronomers". Transcript:
Mike Tyrrell is a NASA psy-op playing the amateur astronomer in England.
Ralf Vandebergh is a NASA psy-op playing the amateur astronomer in the Netherlands.

Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin's first orbit of Earth and US astronaut Neil Armstrong's first step on the moon and beyond, reduced by Last Prophet:
Historic page published Jul 20, 2009, *** 40 years *** or one generation to the day that marked a new dimension in simulated reality

From Missing girl Maddie McCann 2007 to the end of the show 2014: missing Malaysia airlines plane and the very last Oscars - start here:

May 6, 2014 -Search in a race against the clock: this time before Boko Haram leader will sell them in the market.
Kidnapped Nigeria girls missing parody: parallel scripts: from Haram Harem to Obama Osama

Apr 2015 - Indonesia: Drugs smugglers: Fake executions. It includes one of the same agendas:

Matt Marriott, Humans reduced to beasts fattenable for slaughter: Human cattle 6 Comments [5/3/2015 3:54:03 AM]
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Quote# 141685

Hip Hop is the Devil's music. Lasciviousness is of the Devil. A common tactic of the Illuminati behind the music industry is to pick, groom and promote a new singer, and require them to do bizarre, subversive and morally decadent things in their music and videos, then years later that same singer enters into the religious music scene, or they mellow out. So their new fans go back and are exposed to the filthy, raunchy and satanic videos and music of their earlier career. Nelly has mellowed out and has gained millions of new fans, but his filthy and demonic sexually promiscuous videos are still available and being sold.

Nelly released his fifth album in 2010 called, “Nelly 5.0.” The documentary about Nelly's life would have the public to believe that Nelly worked hard to get where he is, but the truth is that the Illuminati is behind his success as they promote him. Look at the album cover to the left and notice the subtle occult symbols. There are three occult pyramids formed at the lower right by overlapping scratches. Also, notice that Nelly is forming one side of a pyramid with his left arm, but the subliminal message is clearly understood. Also, his three fingers are an occult sign of 666. EVERY mainstream artist in the music industry, somehow, someway, has occult imagery on their album artwork.

Here are some of the perverted lyrics to Nelly's recent 2010 song, “MOVE THAT BODY”...

Move that body
Work that body girl
Twist that body
Shake it shawty

All my bad b! tches stand up
See you gotta bug on put your hands up
See you got a boyfriend shawty and what
Ass so big better pull your pants up
Well I got some footie rosey bootie
Hands in the air put yor bootie where the flow at
You should know dat
Anywhere move it
Pause for the picture shawty we should take a Kodak

Cause you got some mean on
Like you painted them jeans on
And then your whole click back and you team strong
I know your ex want you back till em dream on

Shawty wanna tell you how your body gonna work
I like all that seduction
She gotta look closer over and over
Shakin that butt thin
I got somethin I gotta show her what somethin
But if she wanna rock with a player
She gonna have to follow my instruction

Nelly promotes sexual promiscuity, lewdness and filth. Despite the content advisory, millions of youth are still able to watch the videos on the internet freely. And they're buying the albums. It's a shame what is happening in our nation today. America is corrupting the entire world with our filth. Judgment day is coming. The Bible warns in James 4:4 that friendship with the world means that you are God's enemy. You can't be on both sides, it's one or the other.

Millions of American youth are walking around with their pants hanging down, their belt unbuckled and inappropriate in other ways because of the ungodly influence of worldly entertainers. Notice that Nelly's belt is unbuckled and hanging down. Nelly works for the New World Order now, part of the Devil's crowd.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 7 Comments [12/25/2018 2:50:48 PM]
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Quote# 119643


About 40 minutes into the movie it shows Apocalypse watching a TV and he says he is learning.

It starts by showing symbols of money and nuclear weapons and war. Then the tv says super powers and apocalypse repeats this "super power".

Then he says "The weak have taken the Earth" and it shows the Pope and Wallstreet, and a statue of Buddah, and then Las Vegas.

Then he goes on to say "For this I was betrayed"...... "False Gods" then it shows a picture of the frickin World Trade Centers. He says "Idols" and it shows a picture of the White House. Then he says "No More"

Then he says "I Have Returned"

Also it turns out Apocalypse was a Muslim the way they portray him in the movie. Haven't finished watching it yet, but I thought you all should know this. Fucking pissed off they would do this to the XMen.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [6/10/2016 3:17:04 AM]
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Quote# 114568

Re: The 33 11/13/15

[youtube] interesting I noticed when this news story first hit that it took 66 days to reach the miners and 3 days to get them out for a total of 69 which is the same thing as 66 if 6 was 9. Fallen Angels code.. also the size of the hole drilled was 33 inches in diameter. Add the fenix drill and inverted pentagram on the miners rescue shirts they were given and the red, white and blue national colors of Chile and I'd say it's all a bit too much of a coincidence. 11/13/15 release date: whats the square root of 111315? 333.69 oh really. 3 and 33 Osirus, Isis, horus unholy trinity and 33 for degrees of freemasonry. Enki and Marduk are still guiding humanity are they not?

Mrthefutureisnow, Give Me Gossip 5 Comments [11/20/2015 7:03:13 PM]
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Quote# 55604

Hey everyone, been a while since I've posted anything. I'm pretty sure this is where I'd post this. Normally I don't get too caught up in conspiracy theories, or much related to them. But, my experience the past fews weeks may just have made me change my mind.

I've heard all of the stories about these things, dark ops training routines taking place at night on farmers fields, and in the suburban mazes of sprawling metropolises, but I'd never paid much heed. Anyways, I'll get to the point, the past month I've been woken to the sound of helicopters flying overhead my home, at around 1:00 am - 1:45 am. I'd not been able to properly identify the noise, until today, when I hear a helicopter nearby my home, only to look out the window and see a matte black helicopter facing towards me, so close I could make out the pilot in the cockpit. It was slowly hovering in a circle around my neighborhood, twice it did this, and it flew away to the east.

I really don't know what to make of it, what business does a helicopter have flying around my neighborhood at night, and now in broad daylight. I'm not saying myself and my neighbors are victim of some Illuminati population control experiment, and we're being covertly observed at night by low flying black helicopters. I just can't imagine what they'd be surveying in the lower southwest corner of Michigan, where as far as I know theres only soybean fields and an occasional town peppered here and there. Is there anyone who can offer me some insight on the matter of black helicopters? Thank you all in advance!

Nick, SWMPR Founder.

Diamob, Alien UFOs 17 Comments [1/2/2009 5:54:16 PM]
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Quote# 125942

In line with my recent postings on the twilight language role of "corn" in cinema, comics, and other events, I wanted to stop for a moment to note the literal linkage and invention of the term "cereal killers." Corn is interchangeable with cereal in older European texts.

The editor of Paranoia Magazine, Joan d'Arc interviewed author Michael Hoffman in 2000, about his article, "The Scapegoating of Ted Kaczynski: Cereal Murder and the Group Mind."

Hoffman is to be credited within the widespread use of the terminology "cereal killers."

The missing element in studying true crime or occult crime or “cereal” killers is the story aspect. Above all else these are stories, like a bedtime story or a fairy story or a Shakespeare play. I’m not saying they are fiction. I’m saying they are speaking to the eternal verities and themes that are common to powerful literature and to the tales which have imprinted people to such an extent that they are passed down from generation to generation.
A story is a message told with words and other symbols, invoking familiar images from the subconscious, which then generate an internal dialogue between our conscious and subconscious.
* * *
There is an occult nose-thumbing at the bottom of many of these twilight language cereal murders, such as Jack the Ripper - poking fun at the investigators and the public because so many don't get the black comedy at the heart of it. It's a feeling of superiority magnified exponentially.
~ © Michael A. Hoffman II

Clearly, Hoffman brings to our attention the words "cereal killer" and "cereal murder" to convey the deeper meaning he sees in "serial murders." The use of the name "cereal" is linked to its occult (as in the original meaning, "hidden," as well as its more contemporary theme - paranormal).

Hoffman, in another article about the D.C. Sniper, wrote: "'Serial' killer is heard as 'cereal' killer (from Ceres the vegetative goddess of human sacrifice). This writer [Michael Hoffman] didn’t coin the word 'serial' killer for ritual murder, the U.S. government’s FBI profilers did."

From Wikipedia: "Ceres' devotion to her own offspring [is likened] to that of a cow to its calf; but she is also as the originator of bloody animal sacrifice, a necessity in the renewal of life. She has a particular enmity towards her own sacrificial animal, the pig. Pigs offend her by their destructive rooting-up of field crops under her protection."

The Roman Ceres' known mythology is indistinguishable from the Greek Demeter's.

(Fundie? Loony? Poser? Genius? I am not so sure anymore.)

Loren Coleman, Twilight Language 11 Comments [4/2/2017 7:28:02 PM]
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Quote# 109545

You should be terrified. Jade Helm is the Jews doing to the US what they did to the Soviet Union in 1917. There will be Jews infiltrated into the country from all over the world. Many more people will be involved but it's the Jews that will be the sharp end of the spear. People who look like librarians covering themselves in blood and exhibiting a strange fascination with human entrails.

Here is where the Jew operations of homeland security and Fema will show their hand as the Chekka and the Stasi. WalMart is going into the grocery business. That is the big news in the food industry all over the world. Wal-Mart is also going into the concentration camp industry. That at least ought to be the big news in a town near you.

The Jews have ordered over a billion rounds of hollow point bullets. This is executioners ordnance. The Jews do not so much as expect you to put up a fight. Whereas foreign Jews will be doing most of the killing, the task of your local Jews will be as follows;

They are to join local opposition groups and lead them for stridency but paralyze them for effective action. Also they will act as spies. They will give ground where it does not matter and hold the line on strategic markers. You will die and the media will cover it up for decades. Note the nauseating and despicable comment of the Jew Levine. Expect more of the same.

What you should be looking for now is a massive international media distraction.

Peter Xu, Quora 8 Comments [6/12/2015 2:58:19 AM]
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Quote# 126684

What if I told you, Trump and his family where killed by the CIA. and replaced with lookalikes?

All we have to do is look at the campaign Trump to yesterday's Trump and you'll see.

See mobody has replied?? here is an image to show you evidence.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [4/26/2017 12:52:56 PM]
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Quote# 60924

These calls are from federal agencies. They monitor emails and determine who originated the email. Then the call call your phone and or cell so they can monitor your phone calls. Once they call your number they have you locked into their phone monitoring system. You may want to try unplugging your land line and leave it unplugged for a few hours. If they call back then you know unplugging the phone worked. I have tried this tactic before, sometimes it worked. You cell phone is a different matter. The chip in your phone retains the data and it may be difficult to undo the call.

Regardless of who it is, if you are doing what you're suppose to do, then it does not matter who they are or what they want. As a Rehabilitation Counselor it is my professional opinion they are tracking 20/20 neural chip victims. Over 2 million Americans have been illegally injected. I would be curious to determine if their is a correlation between the phone calls and people who have sleep disorders, mental health diagnosis, or involvement with CJS.

There is no way to determine that but I have been researching this project going on 4 years now. Corruption ins rampant everywhere in the U.S. and NSA and other federal programs are behind the scam on the American public.

Cyborg, 800 notes 12 Comments [3/27/2009 11:37:54 AM]
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Quote# 45737

[The following is actually a series of five consecutive youtube posts by one poster]

There's no such thing as autism. Autism is another word for "I don't like you". Parent(s) get mad at their kids for not giving them any attention. They get mad, convince the doctors to diagnose it as a disease, and then get their revenge. The doctors go along with it because adding another condition doesn't hurt their wallets. Anything that most autistic children do is normal, and all if not most children do the same. The convictions of the doctors and parents are strong, and people fall for it.

So, basically, it's narcisstic individuals who are manipulating the public through physicians, who themselves may be narcisstic, to become narcisstic. They know that people will fall for it because most people believe everything physicians tell them. That's not to say that all physicians are bad. There are bad apples in every basket. But the narcisstic ones, who can control their narcissim, will convince people to blame the ones with criminal records, or the ones with low grades or exam scores.

Interesting note... I just found out that autism has a link with Catholicism. I just did a web search, and found a ton of autism sites with Catholic organisations. It may be possible that the Catholic church is attempting to Catholicise America, or possibly the world. It might be a stretch, but the evidence suggests otherwise.

And isn't Jenny McCarthy Catholic?

If you type "autism catholic" in the search box of any internet search engine, you'll get a ton of sites linking the two.

And don't Catholic churches emphasize visual aesthetics? Check out a local Catholic church. Aesthetics is a huge part of Catholicism. That's why you'll tend to see the beautiful colored glass work in the windowpanes of Catholic churches, in addition to the ornate architecture.

xxxXXXHotLicksXXXxxx, Youtube 17 Comments [8/24/2008 1:17:49 PM]
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Quote# 129177

Atlantis really gets people’s attention these days. It’s coming through our cellular memory now, to enable us to examine and heal our role in the downfall of what I personally believe was a magnificent continent and a highly advanced civilization. It is coming up for many reasons right now. Since Atlantis became highly advanced in technology and science, there were many people who felt that Lemuria, the incredibly beautiful, abundant civilization that was in the Pacific, was “lesser than” and backward compared to the scientifically advanced Atlantis.

We don’t have a lot of records of this large Lemuria continent, since it sank completely. We also don’t hear much about it because the “powers that were” (since I believe they are finally leaving, or being taken) have not wanted people to know what we knew then, and how we lived in harmony, grace and balance on Lemuria for ever so long. My work with clients and our “Team Earth” group explores many ancient past lives. Both Atlantis and Lemuria come up a lot these days. I believe this is because it is the same “dark hats” that took these magnificent continents down that are now still working for world domination. People are now ready to come clean in their role there. This is important, since many today hold the fear that we are going to destroy Earth again, which is coming right up from a cellular memory.

Since the Crystalline Stellar Skulls (CSS) are able to go right through the timelines as well as in and out of all dimensions, they can add even more information with our work for clients and “Team Earth” – so when we get to something destructive that was set up in one of those time frames, we are able to do great explorations with important intel as well as confirming our findings. We are also able to remove implants, curses and much more that were put in from the dark wizards in those timelines and others, that have been affecting both individuals, Gaia and the masses for eons.

The other important reason is that people lost their connection with Gaia, as well as the cycles of the Sun, Moon, Planets and Galaxy – and forgot how these cycles affect everything we do. In Lemuria, and long ago in Atlantis, people understood that everything in the Stars, Planets and Galaxy and their movement, comes around again and repeats itself, just as Lemuria did. Camelot and Avalon, were on the planet Avalon in the constellation of Lyra. The first Atlantis was on Mars, and are discussed in my book. Lemuria knew how to work with the cycles, and thus prepare and prevent disasters and bring the cycles into balance.

The dark hats, or dark side, or dark Lucifarian wizards, as I prefer to call them, decided that Lemuria was just too beautiful, abundant, harmonious and balanced. So once again they had to jump in with their deception, destruction, perversion, and the usual divide and conquer. They could then bring forth their dark wizardry to hypnotize, program, separate and of course control. They tried to convince the people of Lemuria that this way with the crystals were obsolete, since they really wanted this knowledge for themselves.

Since I have read and heard of many different timelines as to when Lemuria was created, and when it went down, I consulted the Stellar Skulls about the actual timelines of its creation and destruction, along with some of their input.

Timelines of the Creation and Destruction of Lemuria

Lemuria was its own creation of planetary beings that came from all over the Galaxy. They were like-minded beings that came to create a planet, and strive for harmonic resonance. Some came from the early planets in Lyra that were blown up. It was a bit on its own and then planets and stars came into existence around it.(This is where the first form in density started. It’s explained more in my book.) Mu as in “our” and “my” is an existence of heart-centered Light Beings and Master Creators that were their own rising and birthing. They birthed their own civilization here, much like the original Mu, and embraced it. So truth be told, Lemuria was created not from one constellation, and it created its own force field.

Sinking of Lemuria

CSS: Lemuria went down when we were unable to have complete control, and the dark wizards chose to eradicate our lovely Creation of Light. This was way before Atlantis. (I asked if any of this beautiful continent survived?)

There were indeed parts of Lemuria that stayed intact ~ yet forgotten on some level.

These pieces were able to rise up again. Some actually just floated to the top. The Lemuria islands rebuilt their communities and flourished until the final take down of Atlantis, and then the remaining pieces were taken out completely. There were no remaining pieces of Love and Light!

TR: It has been said that an earthquake and volcanoes just took it down. I feel strongly that these Luciferian wizards took down our Creation of Light. Can you tell us how they did it and when the first big take down was, that left us with a few islands?

CSS: The Pacific continent of Lemuria was first taken down prior to Atlantis, millions of years ago. It was a time that the dark wizards were looking for complete control, so alas, not just one can take full credit.

They used very advanced technology of an electromagnetic resonance, to hurl planets, asteroids and space objects, bulleted forward to our planet, aiming at Lemuria, our Creation of Light. They used anything that could obliterate and create a cosmic explosion.

TR: I believe the New Earth, or Terra Crysta, will have the balance of the technology and our connection to Gaia and how we are all so connected. We are all made of stardust, after all. (Or as astronomy legend Carl Sagan used to phrase it, “star stuff.”) Working with and understanding these cycles is what kept Lemuria in balance and thriving for a very long time. They had a huge crystal cluster computer that had all of this knowledge programmed within it. Everyone had their own crystal that could connect with the large cluster to access whatever knowledge they needed or wanted.

This is now coming up for people to pay attention to the level of technology that we are opening to. As the technology comes in, are we doing a big disconnect to Gaia once more? Technology can be fabulous when it is brought forth to serve the whole, and it is not destructive to people, the planet or the atmosphere.

Crystal Moon

Earth had a Crystal Moon in the atmosphere that held up the firmament, which was a three mile thick band of water. Crystal Moon regulated not only the temperate climate of Atlantis, but it also regulated the energy grids, right down to the atmosphere of every household. Marduk (the Anunnaki son of Enki, and grandson of Anu, past ruler of Nibiru) finally got onto Poseidon after so much convincing and promises to the priests, who were supposed to oversee this magnificent second moon.

In Atlantis, the high priests were in control of the giant crystals in the Temples. They were supposed to protect them, and keep the crystals’ amazing abilities safe. They bought into the ideas of power and control and started to manipulate the people as well. Some of the same dark hats, or dark wizards, wanted to have wars, which were not allowed. Marduk and his reptilian ways worked this idea for thousands of years, since he was one of the dark wizards that believed that Earth was his. He finally made his way to the grand Island of Poseidon where the beauty and technology were very amazing. It also held many of the giant Temple Crystals and the controls for Crystal Moon.

One of the priests actually brought Marduk up to the Crystal Moon to explore, which was really a power play. He was ready, and already had others working with him. They cut the electrical magnetic connection, which pulled Crystal Moon to Earth, where it exploded. This flipped Gaia on her axis, which created an internal flipping from the inside out, and sank Atlantis, Lemuria and Uriger, as well as the Sumerian and other civilizations. (Skulls said this actually flipped Earth back and forth on Her axis.) I have heard people say, “The destruction of Atlantis was in Divine Order.” I brought this up to Metatron, since it really bothered me, and he loudly and firmly stated that, “Divine Order is Divine Order – there was nothing Divine about the sinking of Atlantis and Lemuria!” He stated this with such force, I believe the heavens shook for a bit.

So-called Gods

This massive event wiped out millions of people and animals. Thirty-three species of mammals went extinct in North America alone. It was also when the frequency on Earth and in the people dropped from upper fourth and fifth dimensions to lower-octave 3D. We hadn’t been in 3D before. People lost their knowledge of the stars. In Lemuria, people knew we were all one, and all connected. Not only was this connection to each other lost, but people lost connection to Source and All that Is. The so-called Gods, who had become very dark, now became very powerful and even more controlling. They claimed to be Gods, since they could now control what was left of humanity and continue this control right up until now. People ever since, have been warring and fighting each other, with help from the Gods, and “in the name of God.” These dark Gods and their dark followers, live off of the louche. This is the fear, horror, terror, fighting and all of the emotions that come up with these, that the dark hats feed off of, since it sustains them. As you look around Earth, you can see that this is how it has been for a very long time.

CSS: Actually, for around 13,375 years, when Atlantis and Lemuria went down.

Metatron (through Crysta): It is always longer what has been perceived to be the case. This figure is closer to the actual time frame.

TR: As people move into their hearts, and the Heart of Gaia, they are raising their frequencies. This means that every cell is vibrating faster. This brings expansion and openings into the higher dimensions – once again. It also brings up what needs to be cleared in the emotional body, which is essential for Ascension. People also lost their connection to Gaia Herself. I rarely see people connecting to the Heart of Gaia. Doing this is crucial now – since She will ground, protect, energize and calm both our physical and our Light Bodies. To relax you even more, know that the Galactic Federation of Light is on duty at all times to stop or redirect the asteroids, comets and star materiel that moves in Earth’s direction.

Grounding to the Heart of Gaia

Here’s an easy and quick way to do this for yourself. Close your eyes, breathe in a Magenta Ray into your heart with three deep breaths. Now, shoot your heart-light right down through your body and out of your feet, to the very lively Heart of Gaia.

With three more deep breaths, bring another ray from Her heart – right up through your feet to fill your own heart. Feel how delicious this is – and wonderfully grounding. It also will center and strengthen you as well. Do it a lot, and be sure to thank and acknowledge Gaia. She feels this connection. This includes talking to Her as well. Don’t be surprised if a wind, a cloud, a bird or critter shows up just then, since she can hear you and feel you.

Terra Rae, in5d 5 Comments [7/12/2017 8:49:46 PM]
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Quote# 123133

[Bolding for emphasis]

The Middle Kingdom plans to dominate the world economy by 2021!!

If you think the "Yellow Peril" is just a bad nightmare from a Sax Rohmer novel . . . think again.... It is a concrete reality. 2021 is the 100th anniversary of the founding of the Chinese Buddhist/Communist Party and they are determined to replace the U.S. as the world's dominant economic power:

Here is a quote from a Chinese official about their "two one-hundred-year" struggles:

In order to promote the nation's governance system and modernize governance capacity, achieve the targets of the "two one-hundred year" struggles: the 100th anniversary of the founding of the Chinese Communist Party; and completing China's development as a strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious modern socialist state by 2049, the 100th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic and the great rejuvenation of the Chinese people and the Chinese Dream . . . it is necessary to persevere in having the party manage the party strictly, and to deepen the struggle for clean government and anti-corruption. (Kroeber, China's Economy: What Everyone Needs to Know, p. 296).

The "Chinese Dream" will indeed be the worst nightmare that the world ever experienced. Worse by far than the Dark Ages.

China will be helped in achieving her goals by Rockefeller, J.P. Morgan, the British Empire, the Vatican, the Pentagon, the World Trade Organization, GATT, Walmart, Goldman Sachs, Wall St. etc., etc.

The only thing that can slow down the juggernaut that is Buddhist/Communist China is true Christianity as preached by Saint Hudson Taylor. When the Buddhist Chinese realize that there is no Nirvana or second chance after death, they will flee to Christ to deliver them from Satan's lake of fire and brimstone. Saint Paul said:

"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment, so Christ was offered once to bear the sins of many" (Hebrews (9:27).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 2 Comments [12/21/2016 9:51:04 AM]
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Quote# 56749

A Labour MP has claimed dyslexia is a myth invented by education chiefs to cover up poor teaching.

Backbencher Graham Stringer, MP for Blackley, describes the condition as a "cruel fiction" that should be consigned to the "dustbin of history".

Graham Stringer, MP, BBC News 21 Comments [1/14/2009 6:38:08 PM]
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Quote# 103736

In 1936, King Edward VIII abdicated his throne to marry the MAN he loved!!

In 1936, one of the most sensational same-sex marriages since the time of Emperor Nero occurred in Britain.

In 1936, the new king of Britain, Edward VIII, abdicated his throne to marry Wallis Simpson–the MAN he loved.

Wallis lost nothing by the king's abdication because she/he was a "queen" already!!

When the Duchess was asked why she/he didn't have children, her reply was that "the Duke is not heir conditioned."

British Secret Service agent Wallis Simpson competes with Winifred Wagner for the title "youngest spy ever recruited by MI6." Her antecedents were the Warfields and the Montagues of Baltimore, Maryland. Maryland was a British spying base since its founding by the Calverts and Carrolls in 1629.

Nothing much has changed since that time–except the technology–as we now have the Maryland based NSA: Never Say Anything continuing the despicable business of spying.

Teacle Warfield and Alice Montague were the parents of Wallis Simpson. They were not married at that time, so, as a cover, Alice was confined to a health spa in Pennsylvania during her pregnancy:

On June 19, 1895, Alice was seized by the first contractions. Dr. Lewis Miles Allen, a postgraduate student of Dr. Neale, arrived by train from Baltimore to ensure a safe delivery and no scandal. On seeing the baby, Dr. Allen said, "It's all right. Let her cry. It'll do her good." He did not say, and he spent much of his life saying he did not say, "She's fit for a king."
Not only was the birth the only Warfield or Montague advent that was never featured anywhere in print, but the baby, named Bessie Wallis after Warfield, was the first Warfield not to be baptized. The family's Episcopalian advisers reached the decision not to permit baptism; birth out of wedlock was sufficient reason, Baltimorean church authorities confirm, for this grave verdict. (Higham, The Duchess of Windsor: The Secret Life, p. 9).

Dr. Neale was in charge of the health spa, and his assistant, Dr. Lewis Miles Allen, was present at the top secret birth.

No birth certificate was issued, because the doctor was unsure of the sex of the baby.

She/he was first called Bessie Wallis after a notorious Maryland CONfederate called Severn Teackle Wallis.

Bessie was soon dropped as Wallis developed into a male.

The name WALLIS came from Severn Teackle Wallis–a rabid Maryland CONFederate–who was thrown in jail for secession during the Civil War. Teacle and Alice were married 17 months after the baby's birth, but Teacle died suddenly on November 15, 1897. He was only 26 years old.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 7 Comments [9/27/2014 8:08:15 AM]
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Quote# 137237

Stephen Hawking photographed at Jeffrey Epstein's Pedophile Island.

How deep does this #PizzaGate rabbit-hole really go?

#WTF #Ghost


Ghost, Gab 8 Comments [3/14/2018 11:00:15 AM]
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Get Pinpointed by those YOUKNOWWHOS, and get added to The List.

Now you can look DailyForward to harassing letters, phone calls, intel/surveillance games, economic/employment woes, and many more shenanigans — difficulties.

No One Else seems to be entertained with — some Not So Enjoyable.

Was it Something you said? Something you wrote? Someone you offended? Some Flaming Circus Hoop you failed to jump through?

Did you not Roll Over and Play Dead when warned?

Did you think it was possible to exist in Their World and Not have an Offering for the Synagogue of Satan?

BlackHoodOneEyeWink, Real Jew News 3 Comments [5/28/2017 2:47:02 AM]
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Is it possible that the stories of Jesus' life were made up and used by people as a means to keep a covert tradition afloat consisting of ingesting mushrooms for spiritual guidance?

There are many examples of what might be considered as possibly being symbology of mushrooms, weed, and alcohol within the story of Jesus' life.

The virgin birth - Mushrooms have no gender and procreate without sex. Cannibus is kept seperate from male plants in order to produce more THC.

Feeding the 5,000 - Ibotenic acid can be passed from one user to the next through urine

Communion - Eating the flesh of the mushroom that gave its life so that the user can "enter the kingdom"

Ressurection - Amanita muscaria can revive the ill or those near death and invigorate those suffering from arthritis, making the effects seem miraculous when given to the lame.  It also causes deep sleeps, so one might be considered dead before later "coming back from the dead."

Causing the blind to see - Marijuana is unparalleled for relief from optical maladies.  Also, one might consider his sober mind to be blind, only to be given sight by a mushroom.

Swyfty Swyf, Shroomery 25 Comments [11/9/2012 4:36:28 AM]
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Quote# 106230

OK, I examined the picture here and there are so many things wrong... One is of course the fact that this Jordanian pilot absolutely stands still while the flames engulf him! If I was in that cage I would be moving to the edge to try to avoid the flames.. I would not stand perfectly still like an idiot!

Second... The flames on the ground are producing a lot of black smoke,usually meaning the fire is either oxygen depleted, or fire is about to go out.. BUT the flames engulfing the pilot shows no black smoke at all! An impossibility, unless this picture is doctored, which I would not put past the criminals that produced this bullshit to do.....

I will leave it up to readers to look closely at this image, and come up with more evidence of the fraud....My comment section is open, and I will update this article with more evidence of the fraud as it comes forward....And if anyone does have the link to the actual video of this phoney burning, please send me that link in my comment section...

What we have here is a very good and very phoney job of photo editing and the magic of video production that is common in movie studios for showing a person burning, while he absolutely is not.... But of course, we figured by this time the criminal SITE group that makes this piece of garbage would have got better at making their bullshit videos... Hell, they had years to master it so well with their phoney Osama bin Laden videos!

People need to wake up and realize that we are being conned again by the criminals in our own governments that want to use this propaganda bullshit to scare gullible people into supporting the fraud "war on ISIS" as well as be suckered into giving up their freedoms for the fraud of "security"..... Do NOT be fooled!

NTS, Northern Truth Seeker 9 Comments [2/7/2015 6:39:36 AM]
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Quote# 140209

These Jewish bankers help form part of the global elite (i.e. George Soros), but there's people of all races and religions involved. Beyond all else, they're interested in perpetuating their system of global domination--neoliberal capitalism (which the Jews played a role in creating, although so did the Dutch, English, and others). They do this by using anything they can to divide society, be it racism (Jim Crow, modern day BLM vs alt-right, etc.), flooding our countries with poor immigrants/"refugees", promoting identity politics (this is where modern feminism, transgenderism, etc. come from), promoting religious fundamentalism (be it Islamic, Christian, whatever), and anything they can do to divide us and prevent us from fixing their shitty system. They'll even promote their ideological enemies like communism, since they know that communism is a failed alternative to their system, yet is useful for both dividing the people and drawing away their potential opposition from devising new solutions.

Save the Loli, Kiwi Farms 0 Comments [9/3/2018 7:54:23 AM]
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