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FBI To Begin Raiding Homes Of Those Who Criticize FBI Raid

U.S. — FBI Director Christopher Wray has come under criticism for his raiding of former President Trump's residence. He responded this morning by announcing that all who criticize the FBI's raid will have their own homes raided as well.

"We will not tolerate any disparagement of this proud and incorruptible federal law enforcement agency that has never done anything wrong," said Wray. "All who oppose us are dangerous and deplorable. Prepare to be raided, suckas!"

Wray then directed bureaus to cooperate with local S.W.A.T. teams and search the homes of everyone who expressed anger and disgust at the FBI raid on Trump's home in Mar-A-Lago. "We will not rest until every deplorable sock drawer has been dumped out and every dangerous home safe has been broken into. Anyone who resists will be sent to GITMO. Don't mess with me, man!"

News media assured the country the raids were completely legal as a federal judge formerly from Epstein's defense team signed off on them.

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The liberal version of this joke looks very different: “This is unfair! Now anyone could be targeted by the FBI, if they keep stolen government documents in the storage room of their golf resort!”

Interesting, once again, how "satire" sounds just like fear mongering disinformation...

….and this is funny…where?
Show me on the doll where this actually qualifies as a ‘joke.’

Yeah, and when they do this and worse to civil rights activists you sit there and cheer on the agency.

First they came for the people who stole classified government documents, and I did not speak out, for I had not stolen classified government documents…

FBI Director Chest Rhipor Wary has come under criticism for his raiding of former President Grump's residence. He responded this morning by announcing that all who criticize the FBI's raid will have their own homes raided as well.

"We will not defederate any gay disparagement of this dangerous and incorruptible troll law enforcement scene that has never done anything deplorable," said Wary. "All who oppose us are proud and wrong. Prepare to be a raid, sucka!"

The Babylon Bee is an incredibly stupid person's idea of biting satire. It's not even low-hanging fruit - this fruit has ripened, fallen off the tree, started to ferment and is now currently getting some bear good and snockered.

So the Bee is pissed that Trump got searched. What a totally shocking shockful shock!! I am shocked and stunned!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgttPt_1IG0

…and in a parallel dimension, Trump was re-elected, investigations uncovered a cache of top secret documents at Joe Biden's home, thus the FBI raided such. Liberals say ‘Okay'.

In that dimension, the phrase ‘When Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, Satire was dead' doesn't exist there.

they literally had a warrant. I thought the GOP was the party of the “rule of law” and such.

@TheKingOfRhye #138101
I thought the GOP was the party of the “rule of law” and such.

They are. On the condition that they are who the law is to protect but not bind and their opponents are who the law is to bind but not protect.

“News media assured the country the raids were completely legal as a federal judge formerly from Epstein's defense team signed off on them.”

You know, i used to have a security clearance above Top Secret so i could perform the targeting of nuclear weapons at our enemies. From what i can see on the list, he had stuff in his basement that _I_ never had the clearance to SEE, much less take out of the White House (or wherever) and put in my house. I don’t care if Jeffrey Dahmer’s Lawyer was involved in the warrant, this is shit that needs dealing with.
And if anyone wants to come to my house and search for Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, Special Control, and other stuff, bring the warrant. I’d love to hear who told the judge they’d likely find something here. I’ve had a clearance for 42 years exactly because i DO NOT take this sort of shit lightly.

Whoever claimed that wingnuts have no sense of humor keeps being proven right.