I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LONGS! THE VEIL BETWEEN THE SPIRIT WORLD AND OURS IS GETTING THINNER AND THINNER, YOU ARE SEEING DEMONS BEING KICKED IN THE BUTT BY ANGELS! BUT SOON THOSE ANGELS WONT BE HERE TO PROTECT US, WELL YOU ANYWAY, AND YOUR GOING TO BE LEFT WITH 'OL' UGLIES MINIONS! REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE.
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"I just want to scream at the top of my longs."
When I first read this, it seemed like a sexual reference to me. Anyone else feel the same way?
And a little advice to you, yellowbo, caps lock turns off when you push the key again. Plus, I think I can find some Haldol if you need it.
The veil between this world and the spirit world is thinning! Richard, take the Sword of Truth and save us all from the Keeper!
Oh wait, that's just a fantasy series. Not even a good one, either.
@yellowbo
THE VEIL BETWEEN THE SPIRIT WORLD AND OURS IS GETTING THINNER AND THINNER
I think yellowbo may have fallen through.
You two , to continue; I too detest how they're incapable of knowing the difference between their and there !
Crack! He's smacked that down the line to right field, bring two runners home with his homynym double play and got a triple play himself!
This paragraph was taken COMPLETELY out of context!! Please read the whole thread before judging! It saddens me to see so much anger against the Christian community, but The Lord said that this is what it will be like in the last days.
I know that none of you believe in the rapture, but one day very soon IT WILL HAPPEN!! When it does PLEASE, PLEASE go to the rapture ready site! The link is at the top of this page. Your eternal soul depends on it!!
This paragraph was taken COMPLETELY out of context!
There is no context that could possibly make it appear sane.
I know that none of you believe in the rapture, but one day very soon IT WILL HAPPEN!
Jesus told his disciples he'd be back before they all kicked the bucket. It's been 2000 years. Face it, you've been stood up.
"I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LONGS! THE VEIL BETWEEN THE SPIRIT WORLD AND OURS IS GETTING THINNER AND THINNER, YOU ARE SEEING DEMONS BEING KICKED IN THE BUTT BY ANGELS! BUT SOON THOSE ANGELS WONT BE HERE TO PROTECT US, WELL YOU ANYWAY, AND YOUR GOING TO BE LEFT WITH 'OL' UGLIES MINIONS! REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE."
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I want to scream at the top of my LONGJOHNS!
HEY!! YOU LONG JOHN TOPS. GET BENT!! YA HEAR ME?
Same goes for that damn veil.
...and, Yellowho, just don't you concern yourself with my uglies!
I wrote that fundies are rather irritating with their constant "repent, or else" in another thread just a few minutes ago. And here it is again, almost verbatim...
I'm not seeing anything through any veil.
I see very little hate on this site. Making fun of and laughing at people, yes, but that is very far from hate.
But I guess their world is completely black and white: as we are not falling down on our knees loving RR, then we must be hating them...
"I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LONGS!"
If you want to shout into your underwear (Long Johns), fine. Whatever turns you on, I guess. Personally, I like to make my girlfriend scream when I'm at the top of her stockings.
"The veil between the spirit world and ours is getting thinner and thinner"
Quick, call Juniper Lee! Or W.I.T.C.H, whoever is closer.
You want to scream at the top of your longs?
... YOU HAVE CHINESE DRAGONS? 8U
@Clown
Haha, oh wow. I remember Juniper Lee.
"I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LONGS!"
So do I. No matter how far up I pull them, they won't stay up around my waist, and consequentially my middle gets cold.
yellowbo here sounds like a character in a Lovecraft story on the verge of madness, what with the references to 'the veil between worlds' and all...
Is he sure it's God he's in touch with? It sounds more like Cthulu.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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